"A group of turtles with shrunken heads, get out of the uncles and die. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ”

"Die out, die for us,"

"Brother, you can't say what you say. What is called dying, it should be for Lao Tzu to die. ”

"Brother is really extraordinary, so I found out that I was wrong. Yes, it is to die. Die to Lao Tzu. Whew!!"

..........

"I'm Ciao, you guys with short legs, you have the ability to come up for Lao Tzu. ”

"Damn, the grandson who gave birth to a son without a handle, grandpa is waiting for you here, what's the matter? A group of turtle grandsons, you can't even get up. ”

"You bunch of crumbs, what are you called, and grandpa won't give you bones to eat. ”

"You men with one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, that is, those who do not carry eight. Rattle. ”

"Big brother, they don't bring grandchildren with them, you can't be their grandfathers. Otherwise......"

"Well, we're their uncle. ”

...........

The city walls, outside the city are constantly shouting and scolding. Obviously, the level of swearing on the city wall is a little higher.

Rumble.....

A huge figure smashed on the city wall, and it was the blood four, otherwise who walked so strongly? Dozens of people followed, and it was very windy. It's a big black brother. A huge axe hanging on his back is very powerful.

"Who is it? Who just said what is going on? Get out of here. "Blood Four took the great axe down and smashed it down the road on the city wall.

The group of scolding and scolding soldiers just now were in a cold sweat when they heard this, especially when they saw that it was the giant axe of Sidutong. Dozens of fingers pointed at a soldier in the corner, and the soldier suddenly fell to the ground. is looked down upon by the four capitals, and he is not dead or disabled. I remember who came last time, the front foot said something unpleasant and was heard by the four capitals, and the back foot went down to fight with the people of the Hundred Nations Alliance, and I didn't come back.

The soldier hurriedly climbed to the foot of the blood four, "Sidutong, I watched them scold us, just.. I just returned the mouth, woo woo woo ....." said a handful of snot, a handful of tears, and the wailing sound was even more shocking and crying.

"Is that you?" Blood Four's thick voice hummed, almost stunned the soldier, "What's your name? ”

"Woooooooooo......oo I'm called Xiao San'er, all of them! I won't scold next time, woo woo woo...... You can spare me, I am old, I am young, and there is a mother-in-law in the middle, woo........ They all rely on my money to support their families. Woo woo........ "It's just a word and a cry, and the wailing is heard, and even the shouting and scolding outside the city wall has stopped."

"How can I spare you? I won't spare you, someone is coming. ”

"Woo woo........ Spare your life?

"Come on, prepare a chair and a pot of water for this kid, and scold Lao Tzu for his mother. This little look is a talent, and he is promoted to the captain of the team of the city wall guards. It's called the curse captain. ”

What?

I knew that I was scolding, scolding, my captain's position. The soldiers regretted hearing this.

There was once a captaincy waiting for me, I didn't cherish it, if God gave me another chance, I would definitely cherish it, and if I wanted to marry the deadline, I immediately admitted that it was me.

"What? I'm the captain. Xiao San'er's mind was blank, but he immediately came back to his senses. "Thank you, all for your promotion. I will live up to my expectations and be a good captain. I'm going to scold. Xiao San'er bowed his head vigorously.

Then he looked at the good teammates who betrayed him, Gaga, Lao Tzu is the captain, and it is good to have you.

The group of soldiers were horrified by Xiao San'er's gaze, and their backs were above the cold air.

Xiao San'er's teeth shine brightly in the sun, which is very good-looking. But in the eyes of this group of soldiers, it also changed its taste, as if it was the demon beast that chose people to devour.

"Little San'er, wait a minute and continue to scold, let them see the culture of our Chinese Empire, this rabble composed of sticks and barbarians, let's give him a glimpse of our culture. One of the people behind the Blood Four said with a smile.

"Yes, Captain Seven. Xiao San'er immediately saluted when he heard it, straightened his chest and abdomen, and put his legs together, a standard is not said, and he looks like a trained good soldier.

"Little San'er, ask someone to get me some wine and food. When I'm full, I'll have the strength to kill all this group of goods. Blood Four said to Xiao San'er.

"Yes, all four. ”

"A few of you, hurry up and find something delicious for Lao Tzu to go to the Huotou Camp, don't you see that Du Tong and the captains haven't had breakfast yet? Xiao San'er pointed to the few soldiers who had betrayed him just now, looking like a villain, and almost put the logo that I was also the "captain" on his face.

"Nima, isn't she just a captain? Isn't it interesting? I haven't eaten breakfast yet, it's noon? I haven't eaten breakfast yet? What are the eyes?" these soldiers were angry in their hearts, and they didn't dare to speak, and they slandered in their hearts.

After that, he trotted to the side of Blood Four, "Du Tong and the captains, I have already called someone to prepare to go." Hehe, is there anything else you need for a villain?" that look was flattering, and he almost went up to lick the blood and four of their toes.

"It's okay, you go and scold them to death first, grandma drop. Blood Siyi sat on the ground, holding his big axe and falling asleep.

"Little San'er, don't go to work yet, do you want to wait for Dutong to wake up and train you?" A sneering and somewhat sick face suddenly appeared in front of Xiao San'er.

"Yes, yes, Captain Eight. Xiao San'er was so frightened that he took a few steps back, and said respectfully after seeing the person who came. Then he ran to the edge of the city wall, and from time to time wiped the sweat on his forehead with his hands.

Oh mom, Captain Eight, I'm dripping God! Captain Eight won't take a fancy to me, I heard that Captain Eight likes that. Like men. I cried, oh my God!! woo woo...... Xiao San'er thought about it, if he was pressed under the eighth captain....... There was a burst of excitement, and Xiao San'er suddenly cried.

"Little San'er. What's the matter, who bullied you? I'll help you teach him a lesson. Bloodhachi's feminine voice came.

"Nope. Not. I thought about upgrading today, excited, Captain Eight, you're busy, you're busy. Xiao San'er heard this voice, his feet slipped, and he almost fell.

Immediately, I heard shouting and swearing on the outer wall of the wall. And it was extraordinarily energetic, and the faint anger soared.

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"The guy on the other side who looks like a dog, yes, yes, yes. It's you, and you have a sword hanging from your waist. You say you, grandpa, I will teach you to practice the sword, if you don't practice, you have to practice the sword, you still don't practice the sword, practice the cheap!

"What's the matter! Grandpa's waist is pure silver, poor turtle grandson, envy, at first glance, it is from a poor ravine. If Grandpa didn't teach you to practice swords, Lao Tzu's swordsmanship is a peerless silver sword that attacks up and down. Hahahaha, look, that kid was calmed by Grandpa's royal spirit. Hahaha"

"Your Royal Highness, your swordsmanship is invincible in the world, and the poor boy on the other side must have been suppressed by you. And the sterling silver sword on your waist will surely blind his eyes. ”

"Yes, yes, Your Royal Highness the Prince, your miraculous skills are world-renowned, domineering and majestic. ”

"Your swordsmanship is unparalleled in the world, and our admiration for you is like a surging river, continuous. The sea is dry and the rocks are rotten, the sky is falling apart, and the heart will never change......"

"Yes, yes, Your Highness, we are ....... too"

"Quack, I know that the kid on the other side is poor and crazy. Or His Royal Highness is handsome and chic, and his magic is world-renowned. The kid on the other side heard you see through at a glance that His Royal Highness has practiced divine skills, why don't you do it with me. ”

"Gott ~~~ Gash ~~~ It's so talented, the meal the day before yesterday... No, it's the food of the day before yesterday, and it was all sorted out. No, vomit~~~~" Xiao San'er heard the flattering words of those people in the Hundred Nations Alliance, and felt that there were really people outside the world, and there were talents everywhere. But when I saw the person opposite, it was suddenly surging and earth-shattering. A mouthful of vomit~, vomiting all over the place.

The guy on the other side was so handsome. I saw a pig-headed beast in the distance, dressed in silver armor and carrying a sterling silver sword inlaid with gems on its waist, shining under the sun. A war horse is fat but not greasy, wrapped in silver, if it is not for the occasional "hiss~hiss~" cry, it is simply a big pig-headed beast.

Every time the war horse moved, even if it moved slightly, the silver suit would rise and fall, which was extremely spectacular. The same is true of the owner of the war horse, who is simply a pig-headed beast standing up by a man, with a belly undulating in waves, and one wave is more than a wave.

However, there is still nothing to say about the silver, and the highest level of silver is interpreted thoroughly, and the world is crying ghosts and gods. It's too silver, Xiao San'er looks as dazzling as looking at the sun, and his eyes are really bright.

"Hmm, what's that?"

"There's nothing like a guy who plays with a silver sword. It's okay to go aside, if Lao Tzu takes off the skin, Lao Tzu can be a person with a head and a face in the village. Hey. Xiao San'er was obscene, and his saliva flowed down unconsciously.

"What is so valuable? Let me see. A big hand slapped on Xiao San'er's shoulder, and the rocks under his feet trembled.

"Damn, it hurts me to death. You kid ......" Xiao San cried out in pain, and then turned his head to see who dared to beat our squad leader, I don't want to live, right?

"Both..... All..... Lord Totong, you.... You.... Why are you awake?Zhao Er, Li Si, Lord Dutong and the captains, have you finished eating?" Xiao San'er saw the person who came clearly, and his angry face turned into a smile of flattery in the blink of an eye.

"What did you just say is so valuable?" asked Xuesi as he rubbed his hazy eyes.

"Lord Dutong, it's that pig-headed beast, but it's valuable?" Xiao San'er hurriedly pointed to the person from the Hundred Nations Alliance outside the city.

"It's worth it. Blood Four looked at the two pig-headed beasts and drooled, the silver light was eye-catching, and Blood Four's eyes had already flashed with many small stars.

"Rob, grab it back for Lao Tzu, it's so handsome. The seventh, eighth and eighth of us hurry up and kill them, the grandsons of the Hundred Nations Alliance are really rich. Kill, rob!" "Blood-four jumped off the city wall like this. went on his own plan to make a fortune.