0115 Twenty Years Late Marriage Proposal (Added to the Helmsman's Reading Maniac)
"Do you want to know what kind of person Director Zhang is in my heart?"
"In my mind, Director Zhang is a mature man with a very gentlemanly demeanor. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info
In order to bring you the most shocking program effect, Director Zhang and I rehearsed for a long, long time offstage.
Children watching the show, please do not imitate!"
If the eyes can kill, Xie Tianai will be wiped out by Zhang Qing's eyes more than a hundred times!
Zhang Qing didn't say a word, opened his mouth slightly, and Xie Tianai didn't hesitate to stuff the fiery red pepper into it.
"How does it taste?"
Xie Tianai watched Zhang Qing chewing, and felt secretly refreshed, Emma, don't you want to pit sister?
I didn't expect to be counterattacked by my sister!
Sample, this is just an appetizer, and there are even bigger surprises waiting for you later!
"Is it spicy?"
Xie Tianai clapped his hands and said loudly: "Everyone shouts together, spicy or not, spicy or not." ”
"Spicy or not!"
"Spicy or not!"
Zhang Qing usually eats chili peppers, but I don't know why, the chili peppers in his mouth and the ones he ate before are almost killing him.
The upper and lower lips felt like two sausages, and the sides of the forehead began to sweat because of the strength of the chili peppers.
"Director Zhang, looking at your indifferent expression, your smile is still full of the charm of a mature man.
I know, chili peppers aren't spicy, right?"
Zhang Qing hated Xie Tianai at this moment, if he stood on the stage and didn't eat, the show wouldn't be able to continue, and he would definitely become the laughing stock of the front pages of major media tomorrow.
I ate it, swallowed it, and felt unspeakably uncomfortable.
The sauna is comfortable, but how to eat chili peppers, he feels that he is playing with his life!
"That's right, it's not spicy at all!"
Zhang Qing seemed to feel smoke in his throat, and his voice became hoarse.
Xie Tianai smiled, bowed to the four mentors, the audience, and said sincerely: "Let's give Director Zhang with warm applause, the red pepper is actually very spicy, and Director Zhang is also very hard in order to wish the show a prosperous show."
Applause!"
Smack!
Thunderous applause!
Zhang Qing just wanted to rush off the stage and drink water.
The applause lasted for dozens of seconds, and everyone admired Director Zhang, who was really fierce, and he really worked hard for the show.
"What did you say, Director Zhang? You said I was performing a magic trick? Would you like to eat chili peppers one more time?"
Miss Etiquette took the tray and walked off the stage, and there were only Xie Tianai and Zhang Qing on the stage.
Thank God for saying this, Zhang Qing instantly became dumbfounded!
"Director Zhang, you are too great!"
Xie Tianai shook his hand and said, "Everyone saw that I didn't have chili peppers in my hands, Director Zhang said that I should take out chili peppers from his trouser pocket, and he would continue to eat them." ”
"Director Zhang is really joking, how can you have chili peppers in your trouser pocket!"
Xie Tianai turned Zhang Qing's two trouser pockets out, and the trouser pockets written down did not have the shadow of fiery red peppers.
"On the ground!"
There were "enthusiastic spectators" who shouted excitedly.
Ground?
The four instructors got up, and the cameraman also played a special effect, as the audience said, there were four or five chili peppers under Zhang Qing's feet.
Xie Tianai got up and picked it up, and shouted at the audience: "What about the staff, take these down quickly!"
"It's okay, I'll eat!"
Zhang Qing was difficult to ride a tiger, he himself was stunned, there was no chili pepper in his trouser pocket at all, where did the chili pepper on the stage come from?
Thank Tianai for saying it to this point, if he doesn't eat it, the audience will definitely not buy it.
Zhang Qing reached out to snatch the chili pepper, and Xie Tianai threw the chili pepper in his hand off the stage.
Even so, Zhang Qing still had three chili peppers in his hand.
"Director Zhang, I must perform magic well, and the chili pepper will be waived!"
Zhang Qing hated it, he really wanted to shake his hand, no, he put a foot in Xie Tianai's abdomen.
This is too ruthless!
Three chili peppers were going to be eaten anyway, Zhang Qing stuffed the three chili peppers into his mouth in one bite, and chewed them in front of the camera.
Xie Tianai was dumbfounded, at least the audience couldn't bear to look at Xie Tianai.
The audience in front of the TV frowned, not chili peppers, but even more wanted to drink water.
The hot smell seems to waft out of the TV screen at the moment, affecting the mood of the audience.
"Director Zhang works hard, go down and rest, I will definitely live up to your expectations and perform the last magic trick well!"
The last magic?
Could it be that the director of Jutai is eating chili peppers just to foreshadow?
"Water!
Outsiders saw that Zhang Qing was pushed off the stage by Xie Tianai, and when he arrived at the stage, Zhang Qing was adored by the staff.
As soon as Zhang Qing opened his mouth, the smell of chili pepper wafting from his mouth could make his eyes cry.
Goo knock!
Zhang Qing spit out the rest of his mouth and drank the mineral water in a big gulp.
The more he drank the water, the more he felt that the more he drank, the hotter it became, and the tears and snot were mixed together, and there was really no way to tell the difference.
On the stage, Xie Tianai looked ahead and said affectionately: "It's an honor for me to be here."
Thank you Jutai for giving me such an opportunity, thank you!"
Xie Tianai got up and continued: "Tonight, for me and all the students, is a good day to remember for the rest of my life.
I hope that at the end of the show, assist my godfather and make up for the proposal that has been more than 20 years late!
Please take my godfather and godmother to the stage, thank you!"
More than twenty years late in proposing?
Thank God Ai's godfather doing it?
Soon, with the cooperation of the staff, An's father was dressed in a suit and leather shoes, a black suit and black leather boots, although his face was wrinkled by the years, but everyone could still see from his eyebrows how handsome he was when he was young.
Compared with An's father's dress, An's mother is too simple, and her usual dress is the housewife's casual clothes.
"Godfather, the stage is handed over to you!"
Xie Tianai handed the microphone to Ann's father and stood on the side of the stage.
Fools also know that the protagonists on the stage have changed, and two old men in their fifties who know the destiny of heaven have become the absolute protagonists of tonight's show!
"A rose, flower language, you are my only one!"
Xie Tianai's voice fell, and with a crisp snap of his fingers, a fiery red rose appeared in An's father's hand.
Hiss......
Hell yes!
Where do the roses come from?
Did you prepare it in advance?
What can be done to make roses appear in the hands of old people out of thin air?
Dad came to his senses, looked at the rose in his hand, and showed a knowing smile on his face.
"Wife, take it!"
Burst!
The audience laughed good-naturedly, they were old, and they were not emotional/tone at all when they gave roses.
At least say something sweet!
An's mother took the rose, and on her face that had not been maintained for many years, her cheeks, which were as rough as linen, showed a girl's shy flush!
On TV for the first time in these years, thinking of this, An's mother felt as if there was a deer running around in her heart.
"The language of flowers accompanies you all your life, and along the way, sweet words are not as obsessive as the silent years!"
"Godfather, 17 roses!"
When the words fell, a crisp snap of fingers sounded, and everyone's eyes were focused on the old man on the stage.
A rose easy?
Those seventeen roses, can also be conjured?
Even if it is prepared in advance, the old man may not be able to catch it!
The melon-eating crowd who had watched Xie Tianai perform magic tricks exclaimed: "The air lily is the rose version of the air lily!"
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