"Brother Dao!

"Turning people into such a big gadget, what can you make them do, hey, Brother Dao, I envy you to death~"

"Brother Dao, what kind of spell is your moving Spring Palace Diagram, please teach me, I am willing to exchange a third-order fist technique with you. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ”

"Look at this woman, this posture, ah, I can't stand it, Brother Dao, such a wonderful spell, you can't hide it privately!"

"Kayi, so dainai, kiqi, Brother Dao, where is this voice, and this moving woman is simply too tempting, I 。。。。。。 Sorry, the nosebleed came out, wait for me。。。。。 ”

A moving spring palace diagram, a wonderful spell, a person into a mobile phone?

Ah~ I want to die, I forgot that there is a small video of G in the video space of the phone, ahhhh

You beasts, that's the treasure that Lao Tzu spent two years and spent countless days and nights working hard to collect!

Woo~ Kneel!

Great Teacher Cang, Sister Maria, Sister Mingbu, I'm sorry, I let you shine in Heaven! I was wrong, I apologize~

Zhou Ru's eyes were glazed, his hands were trembling, the corners of his mouth twitched, and he was messy in the wind~

Brothers, my own brother, can you please turn down the voice, this is in the academy, you are playing in such a large audience, aren't you afraid that the director of education will invite you to tea?

Zhou Ru was about to cry.

He covered his face and rushed into a small alley next to him, saying that he had lost his face!

"Alas, Brother Dao, don't be in a hurry to leave, I still have important questions for you. ”

Seeing that Zhou Ru had broken through their encirclement, the obscene men hurriedly chased after Zhou Ru and surrounded Zhou Ru again.

This time the location is in a small alley, the location is very hidden, and the sound insulation effect is quite good, so, brothers, can I enjoy it with you?

Good!

Good poop!

Zhou Ru adjusted his mood after being trampled by Wanma, and tried to tell himself that he was calm and calm.

Then he raised his head and looked at the lewd men with a twitch in his face, and said, "What do you have to ask?

Then, Zhou Ru was petrified again!

Lewd man A: May I ask Brother Dao, in these pictures, how can some women's parts be unclear, vaguely as if they are blocked by something, I'm in a hurry, I'll tell you, I can scrape and scrape with a knife, but I can't scrape it off, the vague thing is still there, the angry Lao Tzu smashed more than 100 of these gadgets (mobile phones), and conjured up more than 100 of them, but the result is still useless, this makes me anxious, uncomfortable! So, Brother Dao, do you have any way to get rid of that blurred thing?

Zhou Ru was so angry that he wanted to take a knife and scrape at A, let him know that the vague thing was called Mosaic, and wanted to remove it and go to the island country to find a film and television company in the later stage.

Lewd man B: Brother Dao, the woman in your picture is not bad, but this man is too ugly and obscene, right, can't you change some handsome people out?

What about bricks, give me a brick, I'll shoot you to death, let you travel to the island country to apply for an actor, are you satisfied now? It's too ugly and obscene, I think they are much better looking than you!

Zhou Ru was angry with liver pain, pulled the collar of his clothes, panting heavily, blushing and having a thick neck!

Lewd man C: Brother Dao, I don't have any requirements for these women and men, I just want to know, what kind of sealing method is your spell, and what kind of true qi operation route, so after I go back, it's okay, I can also conjure it up and appreciate it, ah, hey, hey~

“。。。。。。 ”

You listen to me Haolou, this seal technique is called ed2k, this true qi running route is called "!$!%!%", because it is too profound, I can't change it, this is a lonely book! I promise that Heavenly Court will never have such a precious small video in the future~

Lewd man D: Brother Dao, may I ask。。。。。。

Lewd man e: Brother Dao, please 。。。。。。

Lewd man f: Brother Dao。。。。。。

The repeated bombardment, endless, Zhou Ru had never felt so tired, and by the time the last lewd man disappeared from his sight satisfied, he was already like a dead dog, leaning against the wall of the small alley, hanging his head weakly, and his chest was extremely undulating.

"Mom, I'm dying, did I do something wrong?"

Zhou Ru muttered, and a hint of something bad suddenly rose in his heart, maybe the trouble caused by conjuring up a mobile phone was far from coming.

After resting for a while, Zhou Ru dragged his heavy footsteps to the canteen, and when he was still more than ten meters away from the canteen, a bell rang and echoed slowly, and the afternoon class time was up, and the students had to go to class.

However, Zhou Ru was hungry again because of the successful siege of these lewd men!

* * * * * *

The mountain is not high, there are immortals, the water is not deep, and there are dragons.

In a floating island above Xuanwu Academy, an old man was lying on a big bluestone, with Erlang's legs crossed and a piece of grass in his mouth, which was very comfortable.

There was a water mirror in front of him, and the image of a group of lewd men besieging a young man was reflected in the mirror, which was very clear.

The lewd man's expression is very silvery, and the young man's expression is very complicated, one will be angry, one will be sad, one will have a headache, and one will go violent, it can be seen that he is experiencing something incredible.

The old man glanced at the young man playfully, his folded face twitched, and he shifted his attention to the things that the lewd men were holding in their hands.

Qing sighed, indicating that he was very curious.

With a snap of his fingers, the old man's mouth moved, and he muttered "big", and he saw that the things in the picture that were held in the hands of a group of lewd men were sharply enlarged, and in less than two breaths, they were perfectly presented in front of the old man's eyes.

The old man frowned and looked at things for a long time, and his expression was very strange.

What is this thing, and why are so many students in the college using it? Female babies use it, male babies use it, and now even some teachers have started to use it.

Could it be that this is the baby that is trending this year?

The old man was very curious, he knotted the magic seal in his hand, and spit out a light "now!", and the thing that made him curious appeared out of thin air in mid-air and landed firmly in his hand.

Looking at this appearance, isn't it just a broken box?

What's so unusual?

The old man studied it with his hands, and pressed his fingers indiscriminately, and the picture lit up, almost startling him!