The one hundred and sixteenth snatched the immortals
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It turned out that the monkey meant that there was wine in this tree, which could be given to Yang Yan and the others as a reward. Unexpectedly, Yang Yan not only wanted to take away the wine, but also the tree.
Let's just endure it, after all, we are monkeys with hearts!
But you specifically say that I'm a thing, I can't bear it, you still have to eat monkey brains, I don't knock over you, I write the monkey word upside down!
That's how it happened......
In short, it is the result of Yang Yan's hand and mouth.
was so troubled by Yang Yan and the big monkey. The surrounding fruit trees were full of monkeys, forty or fifty, each holding fruit in their hands. It's all watching the excitement!
Yang Yan was so embarrassed that he couldn't help but complain in his stomach, damn, it's always been Lao Tzu who looks at monkeys!
Especially there are two of them, Yang Yan is impressed. It was they who were aiming at Yang Yan with a dung ball in their hands at that time.
One of the monkeys grinned when he saw that Yang Yan's eyes were not right, and his face was not good. Reached behind his back and touched it, then threw it hard.
Ahri's little face turned pale, and he fled away in an instant.
Yang Yan's face also turned green, and he hurriedly grunted to the side. A black, yellow, and steaming thing smashed into the place where Yang Yan was originally standing, making a snapping sound. Splashes everywhere.
Yang Yan hurriedly stepped back and wiped his sweat. Now this monkey can't be provoked, and if he doesn't agree with him, he will throw dung! It's still fresh, if you accidentally mess around......
Yang Yan didn't dare to imagine whether he still had the motivation to live.
The commotion here did not attract the attention of the big monkey, but he glanced at it lightly and gave the monkey who threw the dung a vague encouraging look.
"Whoa!
The big monkey stepped forward and patted the trunk of the tree, making a pampa sound. There was a faint sound of liquid lapping against the trunk of a tree.
Ahri stabbed Yang Yan and whispered: "It asks you to find something to fill the wine, and leave quickly when you finish it!"
Yang Yan's head was full of black lines, this monkey is really unpopular! I rummaged through my mobile phone and found a jade bottle containing wine. This is a bottle of immortal brew, and Yang Yan is reluctant to throw it away after drinking all the wine. They were all thrown to the immortal cultivation plane to change things.
Squeeze out all the use value! This is the consistent method of Yang's big profiteers.
He threw the jade bottle to the big monkey, who unscrewed it and sniffed it next to his nose.
"Huh?"
The big monkey's eyes lit up, and he quickly held the bottle with both hands and sniffed it again.
The faint aroma of wine wafted out from the mouth of the bottle, spreading little by little, obviously the aroma of wine was not strong, but it spread to a large range. Include all the monkeys in the trees.
Plop, plop, plop!
Just like dumplings, the monkeys that had been cultivated to be weak were all planted and fell to the ground one by one, with their heads down. There was a big smile on the corner of his mouth, and he blushed so much that he couldn't tell whether it was his ass or his face. Saliva hung on the corners of his mouth, wetting the hairs on his face.
Although the little monkey is a little smaller, its strength is not weak. But at the moment, I was also dizzy and unsteady.
Yang Yan looked at the monkeys all over the mountains and fields drunk, and smiled without conscience. Who is that, are you still going to hit me with a dung ball?
The big monkey's eyes were as bright as light bulbs, and he wanted to stuff the bottle into his nostrils. After smelling the day, he suddenly woke up and quickly lifted the bottle and poured it into his mouth.
A drop of liquor slid down the smooth wall of the jade bottle, paused at the mouth of the bottle, and then dripped down. The big monkey quickly stretched out his tongue and rolled the drop of wine into it. Squint your eyes and savor carefully.
That look, like an old drunkard who has been in the wine market for decades. Take a bite, and the upper lip touches the lower lip.
Well! Niulan Mountain, 56 °! Sorghum small burning! cellar for three years, superb!
It's a pity that this is the empty bottle that Yang Yan drank up, and there was only a drop of wine left in it after so many days. The big monkey was so hungry that he shook the bottle vigorously. Finally, he shoved a long, red tongue into the bottle. Saliva flies everywhere.
Yang Yan's face turned blue and white for a while. Can I still use this Nima? Forget it, let's throw it to those BTs in the Xiuzhen plane to snatch it.
The big monkey put his eyes to the mouth of the bottle, looked at it for a long time, and finally made sure that there was not a drop of wine in it. Immediately frustrated, he sat on the ground with the bottle in his hand.
"Whew......"
Ahri translated: "Ya said that it seems that the body is hollowed out......"
Yang Yan: "......"
That's what's wrong with you, the state demands monogamy. One look at your decadent appearance will tell that your kidneys are overdrawn......
"Okay, okay! Quickly decorate me with your wine! As long as you satisfy me!
"Huh?"
The big monkey suddenly became excited, pointed to the wine bottle in his hand, and screamed.
Ahri: "It said, isn't this the wine?"
Yang Yan raised his forehead, his face was full of loneliness and coldness, and said, "Do you think I will drink anything other than real immortal brew?"
The big monkey despised it, and when he picked up the wine bottle, he was about to fill Yang Yan with wine. Yang Yan hurriedly stopped it, took out a new wine bottle and handed it to it.
Just kidding, what else can I do if I get my saliva? Don't say you're a male monkey, even if you're a female monkey, I can't agree to it!
Looking at the big monkey's hot eyes staring at the new wine bottle, Yang Yan was speechless and said, "If you lick the bottle again, I won't give you wine!"
The big monkey swallowed and finally held back.
With a slight scratch at the base of the tree, a small hole was revealed. A strange fruity aroma wafted away, as if there were hundreds of fruit flavors, and there seemed to be only one.
Yang Yan sniffed his nose and smiled: "Monkey wine!
After a while, the wine stopped flowing out, and it all went into Yang Yan's bottle. The big monkey was a little dumbfounded, it didn't understand how this small bottle could hold the whole tree of monkey wine.
Yang Yan stepped forward and held the bottle tightly in his hand, for fear that the big monkey would regret it.
The big monkey stretched out its paws and screamed.
Yang Yan doesn't need a translator to know that this guy is asking for immortal brew!
Looking for it in the mobile phone, Yang Yan remembered that there was a bottle that had already drunk more than half of it, and there was a small half bottle left. Although it is a small half bottle, it is enough for all the monkeys to sleep for three days and three nights.
The black-hearted profiteer is right, how can this monkey wine in the mortal world be compared to immortal brew? I exchange half a bottle for one bottle, I don't want to bully animals, okay? I'm just too kind!
The big monkey is also very satisfied, these monkey wine can be exchanged for so many immortal wine, it is simply a big profit! In short, everyone is very happy.
Ahri stood on tiptoe and looked into the depths of the mountain, and asked, "Master, are we still going forward?"
Yang Yan put away the wine bottle and smiled ill-willedly: "Of course we go forward! It's just that this time let this monkey lead the way! It has been in the mountains for so many years, it must be familiar with the road!"
When the big monkey heard this, he shook his head vigorously, shaking his furry head out of the afterimage.
"Squeak, squeak, squeak!
A series of monkey words that Yang Yan couldn't understand were called out without beating, and even Ahri, the translator, was stunned. Thinking about it carefully, Ahri translated it.
"What are you kidding? I won't go in! Don't take me with you if you want to die! That place can't get in without the strength of Da Luo Jinxian! Unless you have the key, you'll turn to ashes!"
Hearing this, Yang Yan asked, "Do you know anything about this relic cave?"
The big monkey danced and chirped, "Who told you that this is a ruin? The immortal inside is not dead! That is a real immortal! Not a small god like the land and mountain gods! It is a great immortal!"
At this time, Yang Yan and Ahri were stunned and glanced at each other. Ahri asked, "Are you sure it's an immortal, not a half-immortal?"
The big monkey looked proud, and even the tone of his chirping began to be different, "Of course! The immortal in the mountain is a real immortal!
Yang Yan's head was sweating, and he was happy.
Nima ...... Just now, I almost blew up the door of a fairy's house, and I was thinking about digging someone's grave. If this is known, my God, is there still a living head?
Ahri was a little skeptical, and said, "How is it possible?
The big monkey said, "That immortal has never been to heaven! Listen to my grandfather's grandfather's grandfather...... I don't know how many grandfathers said that the immortal has stayed here since the God War!"
Ahri couldn't help but look into the depths of the mountain and muttered, "It's such an immortal, how can you use such a low-level spirit gathering formation?"
Yang Yan asked, "How's that fairy's temper?" I want to pay a visit. ā
The big monkey despised it and chirped, "As far as your virtue is concerned, you also want to see the gods?"
Yang Yan said angrily: What virtue do I have? Isn't my virtue better than your sharp-beaked monkey's gills? Look at you, your whole body is covered with hair, and you are a dead monkey who has failed to evolve!"
The big monkey jumped up and down angrily, bared his teeth and grinned, and roared at Yang Yan. The claws scratched at the tree.
Ahri is helpless, this person is a natural monkey, and he will always fight for various reasons.