The porridge was finally drunk, and Zhang Ming almost collapsed, a satisfied woman turned around and walked out of the door, just when Zhang Ming thought he could breathe a sigh of relief, the woman's voice came from outside the door, "Don't sleep first, I'm going to spoon the porridge for you to drink, you have to drink five bowls of porridge this morning before you can sleep, otherwise it will be difficult for the wound to heal when you are hungry," Zhang Ming, who was desperate when he heard this, trembled his teeth, and he had a heart that wanted to die. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info

Zhang Ming, who was leisurely in bed, was very bored, so he had to talk with Li, Li said very happily, but Zhang Ming didn't listen to her words into his ears, just responded perfunctorily, his brain was entangled in that terrible porridge, and the more time passed, the more Zhang Ming's heart became more afraid. Suddenly, there was a pain in his forehead, Zhang Ming woke up and asked, "What are you doing, it makes me hurt so much." ”

"Don't move, I'm helping you get a needle, if you don't want to get better sooner, then I won't prick" The woman stopped and said, after thinking about it, Zhang Ming said helplessly, "Then you continue," In order to stay away from the torture of hell-level food as soon as possible, Zhang Ming chose to endure the pain for a while and avoid long-term pain. As soon as the needle was pulled out, the woman pierced it again, and said with a puzzled face, "It's obviously written like this in the ancient book, how can the reaction be wrong, is it the wrong part, where is that acupoint near here?" The reaction is very wrong, so I have to prick it a few more times to try and see it......

Under the extremely unskilled acupuncture of the inaccurate head method, Zhang Ming spent the most painful morning so far, and after the woman Shi Shiran walked away without guilt, Zhang Ming had not woken up from the muddy state until the 'best' porridge was eaten again......

Although the noon time was long, it still allowed Zhang Ming to survive, just when Zhang Ming breathed a sigh of relief, the devil's messenger-like woman came to the bamboo house again, seeing this, Zhang Ming could only admit that he was unlucky, but this time the woman did not bring needles, but brought a Xiao, and after Zhang Ming was beside him, Xiao was blown.

Xiao Yin's mourning and sorrow are like the stone stream in the crack that can no longer fly in the blue sky, the song of the goshawk is tear-jerking, and as soon as the tune turns for a long time, Zhang Ming feels a very lonely feeling, like a young beast without parental care has fallen into a pack of hungry wolves, the tone is high, Zhang Ming feels deeper, as if he is holding a grass in his hand, standing in the hedging cavalry array, and like a monstrous wave from the high pressure, and his broken small boat can quietly wait for the arrival of death, the tone turns again, the sad scenes of the past emerge in front of him, the painful Zhang Ming can only hold his head and continue to roll on the bed, and the woman next to him seems to continue to blow Xiao, tears continue to flow from his eyes......

At the end of the song, the woman covering her face said sorry to Zhang Ming and walked away, leaving a sense of sadness in the air, and soon Zhang Ming also woke up from the painful memories, looking at the empty stool and couldn't help but sigh, as if talking to herself and as if to say to people, "Why is your life always shrouded in sadness, can't you grow beautiful flowers in the dark cave, and happiness is still far away after sadness passes?"

After a day of not very good recuperation, Zhang Ming has recovered some physical strength, although he can't run yet, but it's not a problem to get out of bed and walk, when the rickety Zhang Ming walked to the door, he saw that if he was struck by lightning, the hateful woman who made him feel pain fell to the side of the door, and quickly helped the woman up, and Zhang Ming felt the abnormal high temperature as soon as his head touched his arm, shook his head and said" I'm sick and I have to be a hero to take care of me, it's really a stupid pig, hey, this time it's my turn to take care of you, the right should be to repay the favor, there don't seem to be many such stupid women in the world. ”

"Well, where is this, why is it so bright, I guess I've already gone to heaven," said the woman who had just opened her eyes and couldn't see anything clearly.

As soon as the window was closed, the room darkened, "You haven't reached heaven so soon, if you want to go up, you will have to live in this world for at least sixty years before you go up, don't think nonsense, be good, open your mouth wide and drink porridge" Zhang Ming put the spoon to the woman's mouth and said, the woman with a wry smile and a little sadness looked straight at Zhang Ming, after Zhang Ming's many attempts to persuade the woman to open her mouth wide, but the big one was still so small, Zhang Ming, who was cautious, slowly put the spoon into the woman's mouth and said" In fact, you don't have to be so pessimistic, you should be happy, at least you have to smile every day, then you can live a fun life. ”

"You won't understand, you will never understand my pain, if your injuries are healed, get out of here as soon as possible, I am an ominous person who brings disaster to others, if you don't want to be unlucky, stay away from me, otherwise you will regret it" The woman said with a sad face.

"Yes, according to what you say, then why am I okay until now, what an ominous person, it is pure absurdity and not to be believed" Zhang Ming grinned. Suddenly, Zhang Ming felt that the bone and flesh in his body were separated, and he could no longer support his body, and fell to the ground, his heart seemed to be clamped by a very small hole, and the blood and flesh were about to burst out of his chest. Looking at Zhang Ming, who was constantly rolling on the ground, the woman smiled sadly, "Didn't I tell you, I am an ominous person, and anyone who approaches me will not end well." ”

"Don't make me laugh, is such a little pain Zhao considered a disaster, you see that I will prove it to you now, I have nothing to do" Zhang Ming, who was sweating profusely, slowly stood up and said.

"Don't comfort me, I know you must be in pain now, otherwise the sweat on your forehead won't flow like raindrops, you go, you'll be a little easier after you leave me," the woman said sadly, tears raining down on her pale face.

"What kind of comfort to you, I didn't comfort you, your clumsy cooking is super unpalatable, the level of needles is so bad that you have a stinky stupid pig all day long with a face that everyone looks like they owe her money," Zhang Ming said with disdain.

Her face turned dark, and the woman immediately got up violently and threw everything that could and couldn't be thrown on the bed at Zhang Ming, and scolded. You stinky man who doesn't know the hearts of good people, give me death, I lost it to me yesterday, no, I took care of you for so long the day before yesterday, in order to help you cook porridge, my hand was stabbed by a firewood branch a few times, and a lot of blood was burned a few times, and the pain was painful to death, in order to help you, a stinky man, almost let the bookshelf be stoned to death when he was looking for a book, and he wanted to relieve the boredom of your guy Xiao, who had not used it for a long time, blew his sad things out, and his heart was like a knife, and now you, a stinky man with no conscience, are still suspicious of others, you are still not humanThe woman began to cry. Zhang Ming, who was so moved, reluctantly smiled and said, "This is a real person, you have to have a variety of moods, if there is a mirror now, you will definitely be able to see how beautiful you are now......"

"Hey, wake up, you pervert, go down, don't press me, let go of your wolf paws, get out of the ......"

"Well, it's so soft, how could I pass out, I really can't figure it out" Zhang Ming said with a yawn with his eyes half-open.

"Get out, pervert, get out" The sleeping woman whispered, Zhang Ming turned his head to look, saw that the woman was already asleep, smiled and probed the woman's forehead to find that it was not so hot, couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief, and then walked to the door.

"Hey, it hurts, if you big pervert doesn't move your body, I'm going to be crushed to death by you," said the woman who was still in a daze, and it wasn't until she woke up that she realized that Zhang Ming was no longer in the house.

The woman who showed her normalcy said sadly, "He must be gone, I am a disaster star, who doesn't hate it, he should go, Zhao Yazhi, you are really a fool, you would actually think that someone is willing to stay by your side after receiving the disaster brought by you, you are really a stupid pig, so stupid that you can't be more stupid." ”

"It's really stupid, how could I leave at this time, I haven't recovered yet, if a person accidentally not only can't pick the love flower but also leave his life here, I'm a very smart man, how stupid is you who don't even know you're sick," Zhang Ming said while eating.

"You, you stinky man, where do I look like a pig, I would not save you if I knew you were so bad" The woman puffed out her cheeks and said, "You still say that you are not like a pig better, by the way, you should be hungry, I took the food sent by the people of the Broken Love Valley for you to eat" Zhang Ming said with a light smile, "Don't, I don't want to eat those things, after eating it the day before yesterday, I made my whole body hot and dizzy, I would rather eat bamboo fruits, you go to the back of the house and pick a little for me to eat" The woman said with an unhappy face. "You are your errand runner, don't do it, you want to eat or not eat your poop" Zhang Ming said and turned around and left, "Hey, don't you go, okay, I'm hungry, can you cook something for me to eat" The woman hurriedly shouted, but the more she spoke, the quieter she became, and in the end Zhang Ming couldn't hear what she was saying.

"What do you say, be louder, and when you ask someone, you have to say a word of invitation, otherwise it will seem very rude, and others will not want to help you" Zhang Ming turned his head and said with chopsticks in his mouth. The woman's tears welled up and she fell on the quilt and cried, and Zhang Ming, who saw one of the rolling eyes, said helplessly, "No, it's so stingy, I'll cry as soon as I say it, okay, okay, I won't say you, don't cry anymore, okay, at most, I'll pick a bamboo fruit for you to eat now, and then cook some porridge for you to drink." ”

"Really, as long as I don't cry, okay, you go, I'm almost hungry" Zhao Yazhi said with wide eyes, this look at Zhang Ming didn't have to think about it to come to a conclusion, that is, he was played by the stupid pig in his mouth, very unhappy Zhang Ming kicked the door pole hard and walked towards the kitchen, Zhao Yazhi, who was stunned at first, had an unknown feeling in his heart.

Not long after, Zhang Ming had already returned to the bamboo house with a bowl of hot porridge, "How can you starve to death, stupid woman" Zhang Ming stirred the porridge in the bowl to dissipate heat and said with a smile, after glaring at Zhang Ming, Zhao Yazhi turned his face away and stopped talking.

Seeing it, Zhang Ming sighed, "Since you don't want to talk to me, then I can only talk to myself, who painted the painting hanging on the wall, it is so ugly, and who made the bamboo basket hanging on the beam, it is ugly to death, oops, who put the rag on the small table, it should have been thrown away a long time ago, the red, red, green and green vulgarity is dead, it is not good-looking at all, and it pollutes the eyes." ”

Zhao Yazhi, who was clutching the sheet and covering her face, scolded, "Stinky man, get out of here, you can say that I scold me, but you are not allowed to slander my works, it took me a long time to get it done, you are not qualified to say that they are not good" Zhang Ming, who was sitting on the wall and looking at his fingers, smiled and said, "Get out, where to go, don't do it, it's so safe here, I'm not willing to leave, even if I stay here for the rest of my life, you can't bite me, a stupid woman who is sick is not qualified to talk to my son, close your mouth and recuperate." ”

The annoyed Zhao Yazhi grabbed the bowl next to the bed and threw it at Zhang Ming without thinking about it, "Ah, it hurts" Zhao Yazhi accidentally spilled some hot porridge on her hand while throwing out the bowl, so she screamed, and before her hand could be covered by the other hand, a rough hand had already grabbed her hand.

A white cloth was gently wiped on the place where it was scalded by the hot porridge, looking at Zhang Ming's attentive appearance, tears blurred her eyes, tears fell down, and after a long sigh, Zhang Ming asked softly, "Did I hurt you, then I'm here to say I'm sorry." ”

"No, I just don't know why the tears are falling uncontrollably, my hand is fine, you can let it go" Zhao Yazhi blushed and pulled her hand back and said. "What's okay, wait until I spray the medicine for you, it is possible to say that it is okay, otherwise one will become a big deal if he is careless, otherwise it will become a big deal if he is not careful" Zhang Ming said with a serious face, as soon as he pressed the button on the wristband, the blue light shone on the ground, and a large number of external medicine bottles appeared on the ground out of thin air, seeing Zhao Yazhi open his mouth wide and asked, "What spell did you use just now, why did so many things appear out of thin air in a while?"

"I won't answer this question, endure the pain, your hand will be fine in a while" Zhang Ming said casually, as soon as the medicine was sprayed, Zhao Yazhi, whose skin was greatly stimulated, screamed in pain, Zhang Ming let go of his hand and said, "Okay, don't be so careless in the future, if you want to throw something, you have to grab something that doesn't hurt your hands to throw it, otherwise you will hurt your hand again after I leave, and you will have pain, just like the two confused people in my family, I often don't pay attention, and I hurt myself after a few bumps." ”

"Then, who is the confusion in your mouth, is it very intimate?" Zhao Yazhi asked tentatively, and Zhang Ming, who put away things, said, "It's not very intimate, it's just that they sleep together when they sleep, eat together, and play together, by the way, they are as beautiful as you, but their temperaments are different." "Yes, it turns out that you already have a wife, then you must be very happy, I'm sleepy, you go out first" Zhao Yazhi said lightly.

"Well, then you sleep slowly, if you wake up and have any needs, call me, I went to the next room to rest, I wish you a good night's sleep, see you when you wake up" Zhang Ming said with a bright smile, and then walked out of the house, when the bamboo door was closed, a cold teardrop fell to the ground and seeped into the soil.

Outside the door, Zhang Ming, who was clutching his throat, shook his head wildly, sweat soaked through the clothes behind him, and the scorching sunlight sprinkled on Zhang Ming's body made his pain even more intense. Half an hour later, Zhang Ming, who was exhausted, kept panting, cursing Zhao Tianming in his heart, the vicious curses were endless, and the beautiful sea of flowers was scarred all over by Zhang Ming, a distant king of destruction, and the petals scattered in different places still exuded fragrance and smoked Zhang Ming's stinking body.

After several twists and turns, Zhang Ming finally crawled back to his room, and Zhang Ming, who was so tired that he didn't want to move his fingers, simply leaned on the edge of the bed and fell asleep.

"Get up, get up quickly, or you will die" Zhao Yazhi anxiously pushed Zhang Ming and said, but with her strength, it was not so much pushing Zhang Ming as massaging Zhang Ming, and suddenly Zhao Yazhi came up with a clever plan, picked up the basin and walked to the bath bucket where Zhang Ming was lazy last night and did not pour the bath water.

"Huh", Zhang Ming suddenly became a soup chicken, instantly woke up, and shouted at Zhao Yazhi: "What are you doing with this crazy woman, the illness is just a little better, and she is so energetic to annoy me, I didn't save you if I knew it, let you die of illness, it's really annoying, it's so difficult to sleep." ”

Zhao Yazhi, who had tears in her eyes, stomped her feet indignantly and said, "Sleep, you continue to sleep, your kindness is not good to repay, my brother and they are coming here, I see what you do now," After rubbing his eyes, Zhang Ming muttered, "Brother You, who is it, what does he have to do with me, I didn't do anything to you, he likes to come." Suddenly, a name flashed in Zhang Ming's mind, gritted his teeth and asked, "Brother You, is it Zhao Tianming?"

Hearing this, Zhao Yazhi immediately nodded in agreement, and after a while, Zhang Ming slowly wiped his body with a sheet and stood up, Zhao Yazhi asked, "You're not afraid of my brother?" "He, I'm afraid of what he does, I won't be afraid of ten of him without that sword, but now, eldest sister, save me, otherwise I will die, and if I die, there will be no one to take care of you, do you say" Zhang Ming, who could still pretend to be calm at the beginning, took Zhao Yazhi's hand and begged as soon as he arrived. "I asked you to pretend to be a hero and ignore me, hmph, now it's okay, you've lost so much time, this time I see what else you can do, this room is so big, I see where you can hide?"

Soon, Zhao Tianming came to the front of the house, "Search, search for me, every hut must be cleaned for me, even a small corner must be turned over for me to see Zhao" Zhao Tianming said coldly, and all his subordinates went to each house. "Bang" The bamboo door was pushed to the ground, and at that time, Zhao Yazhi let out an exclamation and shouted, "You guys go out quickly, I'm bathing, if my father knows, I will kill you one or two." After snorting coldly, Zhao Tianming sneered: "Disaster Star, quickly hand over Zhang Ming, maybe I can see that it is the love of brother and sister and not kill you." ”

"What Zhang Ming, I don't know, get out quickly, if you don't go out again, I'm going to call someone to come" Zhao Yazhi pretended to be nervous and said, jumped up lightly, Zhao Tianming, who had jumped over the screen, pressed against Zhao Yazhi's neck with a wave of desire and said coldly, "Bathing, hum, is there anyone who comes to bathe in clothes, you still want to lie, come out Zhang Ming, I know you are here" After that, Zhao Tianming broke the bath bucket with a sword, but there was no Zhang Ming's figure, turned around and looked around, and the bulge on the bed attracted Zhao Tianming's attention.

After glaring at Zhao Yazhi, Zhao Tianming smiled grimly, "Zhang Ming, give me death" The unhindered wave of desire broke open the bed, and the bed collapsed after a "squeak", and a small basket of bamboo dishes and other bamboo products were presented, but unfortunately they were all broken. "Why don't you let me go, I've moved to such a remote place, it shouldn't hurt you anymore, but why, why do you want to ruin my life. ”

After snorting coldly, Zhao Tianming glared fiercely at Zhao Yazhi, who was full of tears, before turning around and leaving, after half a pillar of incense, it had been a long time since Zhao Tianming left, and there was a tremor under the bed, and as a stone slab under the cover was moved to the other side, a small hole appeared, and the gray-faced Zhang Ming **** came out, looking at Zhao Yazhi who was still crying and said" It's not worth crying for this kind of person, there is still such a scum in the world, it is simply polluting people's eyes, ears, mouth and nose, how can there be such a brother, I have heard people say it before and I don't believe it, but now I believe it, even birds and beasts are not as good. ”

After wiping her eyes, Zhao Yazhi looked at Zhang Ming and said with a smile, "You have already promised to take me out of this place, don't miss the appointment, otherwise I will hate you to death in this life." After wiping away the tears on the tip of his nose, Zhang Ming smiled lightly and said, "Although I am an untrustworthy villain, I will not be untrustworthy about some trusts, so you can rest assured." ”

Zhao Yazhi, who stopped crying, looked at Zhang Ming with wide eyes and said, "I'm hungry, you cook, and the bed collapsed, you have to be responsible for fixing it, otherwise you won't sleep well tonight" Zhao Yazhi flattened her mouth. The moon hung high in the sky, the silver glow fell on the earth, Zhao Yazhi, who was well-fed, looked at Zhang Ming, who was still busy, with a smug smile, and Zhang Ming, who looked back at the time, had a certain piece of the sky in his heart shattered like glass.

The smile that crossed the heart was like a sledgehammer and the attack of the demon in the heart smashed Zhang Ming's reason in an instant, and before Zhao Yazhi, who had time to react, let Zhang Ming hug a Zhang Ming who was full of struggle, wanton Zhang Ming's eyes were hot, staring at every part of her face, Zhao Yazhi, who was embarrassed, was so embarrassed that her neck was red, Zhang Ming hugged Zhao Yazhi harder and said, "Promise me, you will always smile, you who are smiling are more beautiful than that Haoyue." ”

"You, can you let me go first" Zhao Yazhi whispered in a mosquito voice, and Zhang Ming, who was tempted to itch, held Zhao Yazhi's face and kissed it......

Early in the morning, "Ah my head hurts, what happened last night, the whole body is like falling apart" Zhang Ming said while rubbing his eyes, suddenly a picture flashed in his mind, Zhang Ming, who was trembling his teeth, turned his head to look, and a pretty face was on his chest, "It's miserable, this time I actually got another one, that Li is not there" After that, Zhang Ming didn't dare to imagine it, countless words of apology were issued, but there was no response like a stone sinking into the sea.

At this moment, Zhang Ming had no time to think about other things, because a pair of tears were staring at him, and before Zhang Ming could open his mouth, Zhao Yazhi had already cried, seeing that the plain had been flooded Zhang Ming had to plug his ears with his eyes, as if he couldn't hear, but after less than two seconds, Zhang Ming returned to that "I'm afraid of you" appearance. Usually at this time, Nangong Xingxiu and Yuqiong will pressure Zhang Ming to sign those promises that will not be fulfilled, because usually at this time Zhang Ming will say a lot of sweet words to them to please them, probably because of the commonality of women, Zhao Yazhi is ready to start squeezing Zhang Ming, and as soon as her mouth opens, Zhang Ming is like a little man......

"Open your mouth" Zhang Ming poured the porridge into Zhao Yazhi's mouth, spooned it back and spooned it back, "No need, I've eaten enough, now I'm so bored, you have to find a way to relieve my boredom, you promised to let me call for a day, don't forget." "Obviously, you forced me to agree, and you took it for granted" Zhang Ming almost fainted, "What's the matter, it seems that you are very unwilling, then forget it Zhao Yazhi shook his head and sighed," "Manly man, do what you say, I'm afraid that you will lose the game and say that I am not good later" Zhang Ming looked at Zhao Yazhi contemptuously and said.

"I'm not afraid, just you, a big pervert and a big villain, what else can win me, say it, what's so funny" Zhao Yazhi said proudly, looking at Zhao Yazhi's somewhat angry eyes Zhang Ming laughed from his heart, although he still looked sad on the surface. Press the entertainment button on the wristband, and a large number of playthings appear on the bed, and when you want to take back the rest after taking out the game of Go, Zhao Yazhi held those things in her arms, looked at the slightly frowning brow, Zhang Ming shook his head and said, "Do you need to be so anxious, isn't it just some toys, you see how careless you are, this time you stirred the wound on time." ”

"It's all a good thing done by you, a villain, it hurts so much that people move like this now Zhao Yazhi complained, "Yes, yes, it's all my fault, you let go of your hand first, I will take these things back and give this space wristband to you to play with Zhang Ming said with a shallow smile at Zhao Yazhi. (To be continued.) )