Chapter 34: The Funniest Joke!
Liu Xuan and Zhao Yan were talking passionately, and some people next to them who knew Liu Xuan's identity were very surprised, they couldn't have imagined that this Zhao Yan would be mixed with Liu Xuan. Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info but didn't dare to risk provoking Liu Xuan to remind Zhao Yan.
But they were both very curious about what the two were discussing, so they all approached them curiously, wanting to hear what they were talking about.
Just suddenly, Liu Xuan, who was wrapped in a black robe, stood up, bowed to Zhao Yan, and then left quickly. As soon as the surroundings saw that the plague god was leaving, there was a burst of chickens and dogs.
Looking at the crowd around him who were afraid to avoid it, Zhao Yan looked a little puzzled. However, he didn't think about it, just looked at Liu Xuan's departing back, and felt a little emotional.
After talking to this little junior brother who didn't want to reveal his identity for a while, Zhao Yan had a little affection for him. Between the same sex, of course...... Well, it's a very pure good feeling anyway!
In fact, when it comes to this Liu Xuan, although most of the time he is very unreliable. But he is not a dull person, and he does not lack the necessary wisdom, this external door is extremely important to him now, and Liu Xuan will naturally deal with it seriously.
And Zhao Yan discovered Liu Xuan's little-known wisdom hidden under that unreliable face in the conversation just now. In his opinion, although this Liu Xuan has a somewhat out-of-the-box temperament, he often "draws inferences" from others and thinks of things that make people laugh and cry.
But he can have extremely keen insight into some of the rules he described, and as soon as he brought up many aspects, Liu Xuan was able to find out the key points with a sharp point. Although this key point is often pointed out by someone in something different from what ordinary people think......
For example, as soon as he mentioned that this outer gate competition was carried out in a secret realm, this Liu Xuan quickly thought of killing people and destroying his mouth, but the squinting eyes that this kid showed after clearly told him that this kid was unconsciously associated with some unspeakable directions.
Thinking of this, Zhao Yan suddenly laughed, thinking that if he really dared to come to participate in this outer door competition, and he could meet this interesting little junior brother during the competition, he might as well help him.
"Such an interesting little junior brother, how can you die in that place like this, I also want to see where you can go in this pool of backwater Danding Sect with your temperament!" Zhao Yan looked at Liu Xuan's back and thought secretly.
But now Liu Xuan has no intention of thinking about what kind of person this senior brother Zhao just met, his mood at the moment is very heavy, if it is really as this senior brother Zhao said, then it is unlikely that he wants to win the first position in this outer door competition.
If nothing else, let's just say that the most important condition for this competition for the first place in the outer gate competition is to be able to use the medicinal materials of the secret realm to refine the pill, and he, Liu Xuan, still doesn't know anything about how to refine the pill.
"It seems that the old boy Ge Yuan didn't even consider the possibility of me being able to win the first place in this outer door competition!" Thinking like this, Liu Xuan was not calm in an instant, but he felt that the fighting spirit in his heart was stimulated.
"Do you think I can't do it? I want to see how terrifying this outer gate Dabi is, and dare to claim to be the grave of a rookie disciple! I still don't believe it! I still have to get the first position in this outer gate Dabi, hmph, don't shout pain when you slap your old face in the future!"
Liu Xuan imagined that if he won the first place in this outer door competition, everyone was shocked, Senior Sister Yang worshipped, and Wu Kui's group of people were dumbfounded, and suddenly Liu Xuan felt that he was full of strength. He left the bazaar with his head held high and in high spirits.
But what Liu Xuan didn't know was that not long after he and Zhao Yan left, rumors began to circulate in this market that Liu Xuan was going to participate in the outer gate competition.
In fact, the person who spread the news didn't know what Liu Xuan and Zhao Yan were talking about, he was just imagining in the most outrageous direction. Nonsense, isn't this spreading news just for this kind of exciting news to attract people's attention!
It's just that these people who spread rumors themselves won't believe this rumor, but what they want is this kind of exciting news, and they don't care if it's true or not, but what they didn't expect is that this seemingly outrageous news is a reality that is about to happen......
"Is what you said true!" Wu Kui, who heard the message, asked in surprise. He was recuperating in the house at the moment, and because Ge Yuan was back, he originally planned not to trouble Liu Xuan for the time being, after all, he was not a single hand covering the sky at this outer gate, and he also had to guard against the methods of some opponents.
Wu Kui couldn't help but feel a little surprised, thinking that God really took care of him and gave him such a good opportunity!
"I don't know if it's true or not, it's just that it's spread on the market now, and some people have asked Zhao Yan, but I heard that he just shook his head and kept silent, but he didn't seem to refute it. The person who delivered the news to Wu Kui said truthfully to Wu Kui.
But in his opinion, he obviously felt that this rumor was too bizarre, not to mention others, at least he would not believe it, thinking like this, he couldn't help but say more: "Senior Brother Wu, this kind of news is obviously too bizarre in my opinion, at least I think that as long as this Liu Xuan's brain has not been caught by the door, he will not be stupid enough to kill himself." If you want to say that other new beginner disciples participating in this outer sect competition are nine deaths and one life, then most of the cases where he has offended so many people are ten deaths and no life!"
Hearing this, Wu Kui shook his head, smiled lightly and said: "If this is said to others, I naturally won't believe it, but if it is Liu Xuan, I think it is really possible, you don't want to think about it, since he Liu Xuan started, what has he done is something that a normal person would do, but he has no fear and has done it all over again!"
"So don't take this matter as a joke, you should have dealt with it earlier!" Ge Yuan said, then stood up, waved his hand to signal the messenger to leave, and then after wandering for a while, he also left the courtyard and walked towards the lonely peak where the inner gate was.
When Wu Kui was about to look for Yin Huo to discuss countermeasures, Liu Xuan came to Baicao Pavilion again, this time standing at the door of Baicao Pavilion, he thought about what had happened in this Baicao Pavilion before, but he was also very embarrassed.
Thinking of that time, if it weren't for He Hongru ignoring his past suspicions and using this slightly strange method to help him get through the difficulties, he Liu Xuan would have been left with no scum now!
Now that I think about it, this He Hongru's approach at that time can be said to be the best countermeasure to solve this thorny problem. Even if Liu Xuan thinks about it now, he has no better solution.
You must know how many pairs of eyes were looking at him in this Baicao Pavilion at that time, Liu Xuan pretended to be forced, if he only wanted to hide it at that time, presumably he Liu Xuan would "die violently" in a short time
Thinking of this, Liu Xuan was unusually emotional, although he still felt that this He Hongru was more unreliable than him, but now he was also desperate! In this outer gate, he could think of the only person who could help him and was willing to help him.
Thinking like this, Liu Xuan immediately stopped hesitating and walked into the Baicao Pavilion. As soon as he entered the door, Liu Xuan subconsciously looked at the futon on the right side of the counter.
Not surprisingly, Liu Xuan saw He Hongru who was meditating cross-legged, and the moment Liu Xuan saw He Hongru, his face changed instantly. He exclaimed with a flattering face: "Uncle He~ Xiao Xuan has come to see you!"
Hearing this extremely kitsch greeting, He Hongru immediately shook, almost went mad, he opened his eyes, glared at Liu Xuan and said: "Why are you kid still coming to me, what's the matter, don't you cause enough trouble? or you want to scold me again!"
Hearing He Hongru's ridicule, Liu Xuan's face didn't even change for a moment, "Uncle He, what are you talking about, I have always respected you very much, that incident was purely accidental, if you don't believe it, you can go to my master and ask, is my Liu Xuan a good boy who respects his teacher!"
Hearing Liu Xuan's shameless remarks, He Hongru immediately rolled his eyes, obviously choked by this kid, he asked angrily: "What are you doing here, you kid come to me, you dare to say that you are here to see me, believe it or not, I will throw you out!"
Hearing this, the corners of Liu Xuan's eyes twitched, obviously knowing that this He Hongru was not easy to deal with, so he stopped going around in circles, and could only honestly speak: "I want to win the first place in the outer door competition!"
Hearing Liu Xuan's "bold words", He Hongru's eyes were about to pop out, and he looked at Liu Xuan with the eyes of the fool and said, "Are you beaten stupid?" It doesn't matter, I have the elixir to restore your senses, for the sake of your master, I will give you a nine-percent discount......
Liu Xuan didn't pay attention to He Hongru's sarcasm, but repeated seriously: "I want to win the first place in the outer door competition!"
Hearing Liu Xuan's firm voice, He Hongru fell silent, and just when Liu Xuan couldn't wait to speak again, He Hongru suddenly asked, "This is what Ge Yuan's guy requested?!"
Hearing this He Hongru's title, Liu Xuan's eyes lit up, and he immediately said aggrievedly: "Isn't it, that old boy, who asked me to compete for the first position in this outer door competition, even refused to tell me the true situation of this outer door competition." If it weren't for my good popularity, I would have plunged into it, but there would still be a way to live?!"
Listening to the shameless remarks, the corners of He Hongru's mouth twitched, he really didn't expect that this Liu Xuan would dare to open his eyes in front of him and say nonsense!
"This kid said that he is popular?!" He Hongru didn't hear anything else, but he only heard this sentence. Suddenly, He Hongru laughed, he seemed to have heard the funniest joke he had heard in all these years!