The 407th grabbed the old Beijing fried noodles
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Sun Wukong also bared his teeth, stared at Zhen Yuanzi and laughed, and said: "Even the old man who comes to me is not worthy of recruiting me, who else in this world can drive my old grandson?" hahaha!"
Monk Sha was stunned and didn't speak, and habitually began to emit golden light.
But Tang Sanzang and Zhu Bajie didn't laugh, they looked at Zhen Yuanzi.
"Senior?" Tang Sanzang asked with squinted eyes.
"Senior!" replied in the affirmative.
"Hiss......" Zhu Bajie gasped.
Senior, what kind of concept is that? Zhen Yuanzi's predecessor, that's another concept!
Who is Zhen Yuanzi? To put it bluntly, he and Sanqing Nuwa Rulai are the same generation! After meeting, they only need to perform the saint salute, but not the elder salute! If it weren't for the bad chance, I'm afraid he would have already become a saint! Such a person, and some called seniors, I'll go! I'll scare the baby to death!
Little White Dragon and Sun Wukong also reacted and suddenly stopped.
Zhen Yuanzi's heart was also very shocked! He didn't expect that senior to still exist in the world!
"Can be called a predecessor by the Great Immortals, Pangu?Chaos Three Thousand Demons?" Tang Sanzang asked solemnly.
"The three thousand demons have long since died, how can they leave the immortal realm, it is naturally the Pangu God!" Zhen Yuanzi replied solemnly.
"Pangu...... How could it be ......"
Zhu Bajie opened his mouth wide, revealing an incredible expression.
"The avenue is fifty, the sky is forty-nine, and one of them is gone...... So that's what happened!" Tang Sanzang suddenly realized.
"It's a secret! Don't go out and talk nonsense! or you'll be in trouble!" Zhen Yuanzi warned everyone in a low voice.
"We understand ......"
The five of them nodded busily, and even the Monkey King, who has always been unruly, is extremely well-behaved.
Joke!
That's the groundbreaking Pangu! An axe is chopped down, and there is nothing!
"He thinks you are malleable, and decided to recruit you to help him do things and do great things!"
Zhen Yuanzi looked at the five people sitting in a row, their backs straight, smiled slightly, hugged their hands in front of their chests, and drew a big circle.
The five of them looked at the circle he drew and swallowed their saliva in unison.
Event?
How big?
"Come on, come here!" Zhen Yuanzi smiled.
I saw six heads together muttering, not knowing what to say.
On the other side, Yang Yan also arrived in Shura's town.
The scene in front of him made him a little overwhelmed. Before, in the Shura Dao, I listened to those disciples complain, and I thought that this Shura Dao was a very low place.
But the scene in front of him made him begin to doubt life.
How do you feel peaceful?
An elderly male Shura was slowly crossing the street, and the young Shura immediately went over to help.
What a loving scene!
Yang Yan was sighing, only to see that the old Shura flew up and kicked the young Shura on his heels, this is not counting, the old Shura is not relenting, and he is about to stab someone when he pulls out the blade.
Yang Yan was taken aback by this scene. But the people around him turned a blind eye, even the three Shura around Yang Yan were muttering something in a low voice, Yang Yan listened attentively, and opened his mouth wide in shock.
"This old guy is so old, and he is still so energetic! He has lived for more than 800 years, how can he still have the desire to live?"
"That's it! I'm dying!"
Just when Yang Yan was stunned, the young Shura, who had been kicked in the head, jumped up with a carp, and without saying a word, he pulled out the knife and fought with the old Shura.
The two of you went back and forth, without using the slightest aura, purely fighting for physical strength, so the damage caused was much smaller, and the ground here was also very solid, so there was a lot of smoke and dust flying, and there was no substantial damage.
Don't look at the old Shura's age, but the knife is very powerful! The knife that the young Shura stabbed over was pulled to the side by him, but the young Shura was a little unable to parry.
Yang Yan couldn't help but burst into a foul mouth: "! This uncle is awesome!"
Shura Jia glanced at Yang Yan and said, "It's normal! That old thing is one of the oldest people in our town, and he is the patriarch who opened up the wasteland and established the town back then, and he is now more than eight hundred years old!"
Shura Yi shrugged his shoulders and said, "This old thing has stabbed a lot of Shura to death in the town! It's just him, and he hasn't died! It's also a miracle!"
Shura Bing urn was angry, stared at the old Shura and said, "He stabbed me to death before......"
Yang Yan: "......"
Soon the battle ended, and the young Shura fell to the ground with an aggrieved face, losing the breath of life.
Lao Tzu is especially learning from Lei Feng to do good deeds!
Lei Feng didn't say that he would be stabbed to death if he helped the old man cross the street!
Old Shura slowly put away the knife and sighed: "Hey! Life, it's so invincible!" and then walked away slowly.
Shura Bing stared at the old Shura for a while, brushed it and drew the knife, and said, "I think I should be able to kill him!"
"Come on!"
"Let's go!"
A minute later, Shura Bing and the young Shura lay side by side, dead and blind.
"Heh!
Shura B was more direct, one kick at a time, and with two feet, he kicked the two lying corpses to the side. Then he clapped his hands and patted away the non-existent dust.
"Alright, let's keep walking! Now it's just right, there's a war beast free, and you can ride his donkey!"
Yang Yan pointed at Shura Bing: "Then what should he do?"
"It's okay! The rules of the Shura Dao, after death, it will take twenty-four points to be resurrected, well, it's probably a day and a night!" replied with a smile.
"What about this time...... Just hanging it out?"
"Otherwise, you have also seen that in this world, anything you do will become a reason to fight! unless you want to fight, otherwise don't care about others!" Shrugging his shoulders, Shura Yi replied indifferently.
"Actually, it's all temporary! As long as you have a job, it's all solved! After you have a job, the rules will default that you already have something to do, and they will let you go! Otherwise, once you lose the will to fight, it's over!" Shura Jia turned over on the donkey and rode the war beast to take a step.
"Forehead ......"
Yang Yan was speechless.
"When you get old, you still have a retirement fund, and you can receive it for ten years, as long as you have ten years, your fighting spirit is burning. Then there's nothing to do, it can't burn, then I'm sorry, bye bye!"
Yang Yan spread his hands, what else can I say?
The will of this Shura Dao is inevitably too human! And the retirement fund, my God!
Are you a spy sent by socialism?
How can you be so cute!
However, this can be regarded as seeing the fucking of the Shura Dao.
Learning from Lei Feng to do good deeds can make people stab to death and then abandon the corpse in the wilderness, it's just too unkind!
The worst thing is that Yang Yan also saw a few people walking by the side of the road, and they stepped on the bodies of the two unlucky people so indifferently, and the big footprints were still clearly visible.
Nima! She didn't even let go of the dead! She was so evil! She didn't even know how many times she had been stepped on when she died! Yang Yan felt uncomfortable when she thought about it.
After walking for a while, Yang Yan suddenly found that there was not a single woman in the entire town! From the time he entered the town to the present, Yang Yan had not even seen a female cultivator!
"Why isn't there a single female cultivator in the town?" Yang Yan raised his hand and asked.
"Nusura, that's a bunch of plague gods! they are not welcome in our town!" replied Shurajia angrily.
Yang Yan was dumbfounded, and asked stupidly, "Why? Don't you all have physiological needs?"
"Tens of thousands of years ago, it was gone. Shura Yi waved his hand.
"Why?"
"I heard that some seniors were obsessed with women, lost their fighting spirit, and finally turned directly into a wisp of ashes between heaven and earth. Shura Jia replied lightly.
"I rely on ......"
"It's no wonder that others! That group of women is indeed very beautiful, after all, every time you die, you can reshape your body, and if you feel that you don't look good, you can directly find someone to PK, and when you die, you will reshape. After dying ten times or eight times, they are all as beautiful as immortals. Shura Yi sighed.
Shura Jia also sighed.
Yang Yan said curiously: "Then won't they lose their fighting spirit?"
"How could it be, as long as there is a female Shura who looks better than them, their fighting spirit will definitely not disappear!"
"This Shura Dao is the most comfortable for those women to live!
Yang Yan: "......"
"Alright, the Civil Affairs Bureau has arrived. You can get an ID card and residence permit here, and it will be easy to find a job in the future!"
As he spoke, Shura Jia pointed to the small room in front of him, ignored Yang Yan, turned the donkey's head and walked away. Shura Yi patted Yang Yan's shoulder, lowered his voice and said, "Live!"
The donkey under him screamed, which means why don't you hurry down?
And Yang Yan was still dumbfounded.
"When do I have to go to the Civil Affairs Bureau to get an ID card?"
Get off the donkey and apply for a certificate.
Much faster than he thought. There was no one at all, and those Shura slept most of the day. One of them soaked his clothes with saliva, and he could rub them with a little laundry detergent.
After knocking on the table for a long time, I finally woke up one. In a daze, he gave Yang Yan a piece of paper, asked him to fill in his name, and gave him a stamp, and asked him to fill it out and cover it himself.
Seeing that Yang Yan understood, he fell asleep again.
"I think I finally know who the Shura Dao is!" Yang Yan took the poke and muttered to himself.
"Damn! Lao Tzu is here to find Ji Du and Luo Hu! Why do you want to do a seal here?" Yang Yan suddenly came to his senses and scolded secretly.
Then, he took out his mobile phone and began to contact the system: "How can I see Ji Du and Luo Hu?"
The system was silent for a moment, and then asked, "Who is Luo Hu and what kind of plan?"
"It's the two big guys of Shura Dao!" Yang Yan is immune to the extreme unreliability of the system.
"Kind of impression...... You wait, I'll think about it!" the system told Yang Yan not to worry.
"Okay, I'm not in a hurry!" Yang Yan nodded.
......
Three days later, Yang Yan looked at his phone in despair.
Since the system said he thought about it, three days have passed.
And the system hasn't even figured it out yet!
Just when Yang Yan was about to scold, the screen of the mobile phone lit up.
"I thought of it! Ji Du and Luo Hu love to eat old Beijing fried noodles very much!" replied with an oath.
Yang Yan: "...... Why don't you die?"
"It's true! The two of them have been watching movies in the cinema of the Earth Immortal Realm for the past few days, and they have to eat more than a dozen bowls of fried noodles every time!"
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