The sky was overcast, but it refused to rain. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info

I returned to the village in the morning light, with a water-filled bamboo dragon floating in mid-air and slowly following my footsteps, like a big pet with a stellar mind.

If it was in Shaliu Town, this shocking scene would definitely be seen by many people and cause a sensation.

However, it was a deserted village, and the newcomers had not yet gotten out of bed, so no one except me, who was low-key, saw the bamboo dragon moving like a big kite.

When I entered the courtyard, I couldn't help but laugh dumbly at the scene in front of me.

In the courtyard of Uncle Chen's house, against the wall, there was originally a large stone jar in the shape of a half-moon, but it had not been used for many years, and most of the dead leaves and dust were covered in it, and weeds had grown.

However, after only one night, it was completely new!

Because the team members have cleaned the inside, and after some careful washing, they have installed a layer of filter screen in it, and covered it with a layer of oilcloth above the cylinder mouth to prevent dust.

This should have been prepared in advance to fill me with water.

The most interesting thing is that the stone window sill not far from the stone tank has also been reorganized, and more than ten sets of toiletries are neatly placed on it with a dust-proof shelf.

Another sign was placed, with a row of handwritten fonts: "Everything is ready, just wait for the water." ”

This is clearly coming for me, and if I don't keep my promise not to bring the water back, I'm afraid the expedition will not want me to stay any longer.

Khan: Could it be that I was such a disgusting character in the expedition?

No, no, it seems that the image project is really important, and we must work hard to win the hearts of the people~

In this case, I suddenly decided not to rush to fill the stone jar with water, but to fill it all out, and wait until everyone got up to give them a big surprise, so that they could put away their contempt while being shocked.

After waiting for a while, there was finally movement in the house.

The first person to open the door and poke his head out to look at me was actually Yang Yingcui!

Actually, it's normal, isn't she a chef? Every day, she has to get up early to make some preparations.

She happened to see me in the yard with my hands empty.

The woman smiled, immediately rolled her eyes, and ran to the stone jar to lift the tarpaulin and looked at it.

Then immediately as if he had found a treasure, he ran into the house cheering all the way:

"Come on, come on, come and see, Jiang Heng is back, you can't cheap him today!"

This is the rhythm of fear that the world will not be chaotic.

With this series of her calls, all the people ran out at once.

It's as if everyone has been staying in the house for a long time, just to catch me.

Sister Wang, Uncle Xuanzhen, Wang Xinmei......

Especially Sister Wang, when she saw that there was no water in the stone tank, her face was very ugly, and it was as dark as the sky above her head.

"Xiao Jiang, you're not right! Don't promise anything you can't do, what do you think you should do now?"

From my point of view, how would I describe her mood at the moment?

Of course, in order to show fairness and justice, it seems that she will have to tear up and hand me over to the people at their disposal.

If you look at the others, those who are sympathetic and those who are smiling treacherously, and those who look at me and I look at you exchanging glances with each other, I am afraid that they have already calculated how to calculate me and deal with me, and maybe even the ten tortures of the Manchu Qing Dynasty have already been prepared!

Now, I can't help but spoil the truth:

"Well, actually, I'm joking with everybody. ”

But immediately everyone cried out in my ear:

"Who is joking with you? In front of so many people, don't try to deny the water that you say!"

Hehe, where do I want to deny it? I mean it's a joke now, and yesterday's words were serious, okay?

But they didn't give me a chance to speak.

This, this, this...... Isn't my performance realistic!

Even Wang Xinmei began to look at me sympathetically: "Call you to do it! I can't help you now." ”

In this case, simply don't do two days off and pretend to the end.

I had no choice but to continue to pretend to be pitiful, and pleaded softly with everyone to let me go.

In fact, there are also people who understand, such as Yang Yingcui, what should she do after she took the lead in coaxing, but she didn't get involved at all.

Of course, there is also Xuanzhen Xiaoshi. She was the one who was the least likely to fall into the ground.

Although she didn't know what medicine I was selling in my gourd, she didn't come with the others, but stood calmly outside the crowd, as if she was studying what I could do to get out of my predicament.

In the midst of this, she also consciously looked up at the sky, but fortunately I had been prepared, and commanded the big water dragon to move quickly to hide behind the roof.

What about Brother Biao? He turned out to be the one who made the most trouble.

"Jiang Heng, you said it yourself, what should you do about this?"

I asked, "What are you going to do with me?"

One of them ran into the house and tore a piece from the cardboard box containing the food and carried it back, while the other immediately took out a pen and wrote a few big characters on it for everyone to see.

It reads: "I am guilty, I am a big fool!"

Another man began to pierce the cardboard and tie the rope: "You have to hang this sign around your neck for three days, and you have to hang it to carry water, which is called meritorious service, depending on your performance." ”

I'm not a prisoner, can I use that?

Someone muttered next to him: "It seems to be a bit excessive, this is not good!"

At this time, Brother Biao came out with a smile and played a round game: "I'm afraid it hurts my feelings to do this, it's better to ask Jiang Heng to contribute his family's good wine to everyone to enjoy." ”

"Hmph~ Jiang Heng, what do you mean?"

What a good calculation! The wine I brought with me was intended to be used urgently, and there were not many of them, so how could I stuff my teeth with so many people?

No, absolutely not.

As a result, they said, "Then there is no way, let's change the sign." ”

I said, "Wait, I don't accept such a punishment." ”

"Didn't you make a promise yourself! If you can't make your promise, you still want to cheat?"

"Haha, what's wrong! I'm joking, if I can conjure water now, will everyone also make a sign to hang up and write the word 'suit' on it?"

Everyone still didn't believe it, they all said that Jiang Heng was probably frightened after entering the ghost village, why did he keep his eyes open and talking nonsense?

"Hey, hey", just try it to find out who loves me and who hates me.

Forget it, don't toss.

I made a bad look to everyone: "You guys just look okay, water!"

After speaking, he waved vigorously.

A huge dragon bamboo rose from behind the house and came to it like a swimming fish.

As everyone watched, I commanded it to roll over, adjust its posture, and then stand up like a pole and gently fall to the ground.

At this time, everyone was so frightened that they subconsciously dodged and jumped away.

When I looked back again, I was standing side by side with the bamboo dragon in my hand, staring at everyone.

"Jiang Heng, what we want is water, what are you moving a dragon bamboo for, do you want to scare people?"

A buddy asked in dismay.

I ignored him, lifted the dragon a little with my mind, and then walked to the edge of the stone jar with one finger against the bottom, and then pulled the wooden plug with my right hand.

"Whoa!"

A jet of water gushed out of the opening and fell into the stone jar like peeing.

- Well, it's too pretentious, but I like it.