The archaeological team rented two rooms, a large one for the thin monkey and five migrant workers, and a small room for me and Toad Mirror. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ

As soon as I entered the room, I lay down on the bed and said tiredly, "Old Gu, you should go to bed early." ”

"Brother Zhang, you go to sleep first, and I'll go to the migrant workers to play two rounds of cards. When it was too late, I slept there, lest I come back and wake you up. Toad Mirror said with a smile.

"Old Gu, you are really in good spirits. "I glanced at the toad mirror and thought to myself: you are not a drunkard, but a little widow next door.

The little widow lived next door, separated by a courtyard wall that was half a man high.

As soon as the toad mirror was gone, I crept up and leaned over the window to peek out.

Sure enough, as I expected, as soon as the toad mirror came out of the house, he went straight to the courtyard wall. I saw him jump up, prop up his hands, take a step on his legs, and neatly tumble into the courtyard of the little widow's house.

Haha, there's another good show tonight. I was excited for a while, thinking: Toad mirror, toad mirror, you have calculated everything, but I am afraid that I didn't calculate that tonight's "stealing chickens" will eat a handful of rice.

I walked lightly to the courtyard wall, turned my feet upside down, and peered into the little widow's yard. I saw the toad mirror crouching under a window at the east end, as if listening to the movement in the room.

The little widow's house has three rooms, and in the middle is the hall, where the little widow's in-laws live in the west and the little widow lives in the east. Now, the toad mirror is crouching under the little widow's window.

Toad stood up, and he tapped lightly on the little widow's window with his hand.

"Cuihua!Cuihua!" shouted the toad mirror as she knocked.

"Who are you?" asked the little widow, who seemed to be awakened by a knock on the window.

"It's me. Toad Mirror replied.

"Who are you?" asked the little widow, puzzled.

"I'm Lao Gu, I'm the Gu leader. Toad Mirror said unashamedly.

I cursed in my heart: "Damn, the ancient leader, I don't even know how many catties and taels I have." "Oh, it's the ancient leader. Is there anything you have to do with me at such a late hour?" asked the little widow.

"I... I want to talk to you about work. Toad Jingtian said shamelessly.

"Leader Gu, it's too late now, I'm already asleep, let's talk about it tomorrow. The little widow excused herself.

"Cuihua, my job is to talk about at night, you open the window and let me climb in. Toad Mirror begged.

"Leader Gu, you are a big leader, how can you climb the window. I'll get up and open the door and let you in. The little widow said.

"No, don't open the door, just open the window, I'll climb in through the window. As soon as you open the door, your in-laws will be alarmed, and then we won't be able to talk about work. Toad Mirror said with a salivating face.

"Leader Gu, since we are talking about work, let's talk in the hall, and it's not appropriate to come to my room in the middle of the night to talk?" said the little widow.

"Cuihua, are you pretending to be naïve, or are you teasing me. Don't you understand the meaning of talking about work? Cuihua, the work I talk to you about is the most appropriate thing to talk about in the bed. "Toad Mirror began to tease the little widow.

"Leader Gu, I'm afraid of being seen. The little widow seemed to agree, but with some concerns.

"Cuihua, it's so late, even the dog is asleep, where is there anyone. Leave the window open and let me climb in, or I'll be in trouble if I am seen." Toad Mirror begged: "Cuihua, I love you to death, today I saw you for the first time, I was fascinated by you, I fell in love with you at first sight." I didn't have a wife at the age of twenty-eight, but I never met the right one. When I met you today, I realized: it turns out that you are my dish. ”

"Leader Gu, do you really want to marry me?" the little widow asked.

"Of course I really want to marry you. The toad Jingshan Menghai swore an oath: "Cuihua, my love for you, the sea is dry and rotten forever, if you don't believe it, you take a knife and take out my heart to see." ”

I listened to the sweet words of the toad mirror and suddenly had a feeling of wanting to vomit. I thought: What age is it now, and you are still coaxing women with the old eight shares. Although Cuihua is a rural girl, but now that the rural girl is also well-informed, where will you be easily deceived.

"Leader Gu, I believe in you. The little widow seemed to be touched by the sweet words of the toad mirror.

"Cuihua, since you believe me, open the window and let me in. Toad Mirror said eagerly.

"Leader Gu, when a guest comes to my house, he sleeps in the hall, I'm afraid that if you come in, it will be troublesome if the guest knows. The little widow said worriedly.

"Cuihua, the guest didn't sleep in your room, what are you afraid of? I sneaked in through the window, unknowingly, and when we finished talking about work, I will climb out of the window again." The toad mirror said with a dead face.

"Leader Gu, I'm worried that something will happen. Something happened, I don't have the face to see anyone, and you can't get off the stage. The little widow said worriedly.

"Cuihua, I promise nothing will happen, don't worry. Oops, I've been waiting under the window for ten minutes, and if you don't let me in, something will happen. Toad Mirror urged.

"Okay, then I'll open the window. The little widow finally agreed.

There was a "crunch" and the window opened.

The toad mirror used his hands and feet together, like a prawn, and crawled through the window into the little widow's house.

I covered my mouth with my hands and my eyes widened, and I knew: the show was about to begin.

Suddenly the lights came on in the little widow's house.

Toad Mirror exclaimed, "Ah!"

"Wow, you dare to break into the widow's house in the middle of the night, you are bold enough. A man snapped into questioning.

"You... Who are you?!" Toad Mirror asked in alarm.

"I'm Cuihua's uncle. Your turtle grandson muttered and talked under the window, waking me up, damn, you dare to break through the window, you are bold enough. The man denounced.

There was a "crunch", the window opened again, and one of the legs of the toad mirror was outstretched.

I covered my mouth and almost burst out laughing. Because, the moment the lights were turned on in the little widow's house, a man with a stick ran out of the house and stood guard at the window. Toad Mirror never dreamed that people would cut off his retreat long ago.

When half of the toad's buttocks are exposed to the window, the man outside the window is a stick shining on the toad's buttocks.

"Oh shit!" the toad screamed, quickly retracting her ass and legs.

"Your turtle son still wants to escape, let me tell you: if you can run, the monk can't run away from the temple. The man in the room lectured.

"Smack!" came a crisp thump from the little widow's house. As soon as I heard it, I knew: it was the sound of a board spanking.

"Mom!" Toad Mirror screamed again, and he begged: "Big brother, don't fight, there is something to say, it's easy to say." ”

"I'm going to kill you today!" shouted the man in the room.

I could hear that the man in the room, though he spoke strongly, kept his voice low, and it was clear that the man did not want to alarm his neighbors.