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First of all, I have to put Uncle Qiu at ease.

You think, this trip was originally done by the enemy family for the sake of my father's face, and I had to convince him that I wasn't here to dig into people's corners, because it was really unkind, and I didn't have that kind of intention.

Secondly, for the big water ghost, I need to do Uncle Qiu a favor, and I must pacify the big water ghost.

Thirdly, I certainly haven't forgotten that my most urgent task at the moment is to get to the finish line as soon as possible.

Therefore, it is not so much about helping others, but about persuading Uncle Qiu and the big water ghost to let them do good deeds and help others to the end.

So I began to give my opinion.

Because I contributed food and wine, to put it mildly, they don't care if they listen to my words or not, but as soon as I speak, they must prick up their ears and concentrate on listening.

I unceremoniously blamed the big water ghost first.

What was wrong with him?

Staying in the enemy's house for so many years is like a person keeping a pet, and after a long time, he always has feelings, right?

Especially in the process of dragging the bamboo dragon coffin forward, such a sudden halfway pick, this is called irresponsible.

In addition, you are still fashionable to talk about job hopping?

Then I'll have to talk to you.

The so-called job-hopping, that is, the meaning of people going to a high place and flowing water to a low place, whether people or ghosts are worldly, life is realistic, this is indeed understandable.

But there are two prerequisites for triggering job hopping:

One is that someone came to pry the corner of the wall to dig people, so if I said it in front of Uncle Qiu, did I reveal the intention of digging people?

I can't say that because of this meal or my promise to become two snakes for you, you feel that it is better to cling to the Jiang family than to stay in the enemy family.

Another point, even if you want to leave now because you have a conflict with Uncle Qiu and have an opinion on him, then at least you have to say hello to Uncle Qiu, the elder of the family, and ask for his consent!

Anyway, I saw that those friends always had to leave a resignation letter to the original boss before changing jobs, "Big guy, since you want to leave, have you written a resignation letter?"

The big water ghost suddenly became uneasy in front of us, and he said shyly, "Uh...... There was no resignation letter because I was illiterate. ”

I had an idea, and immediately grabbed his sentence and said, "Yes, there is not even a letter of resignation, so the argument that you want to change jobs is even more untenable." ”

I saw that the big water ghost was sweating profusely and thought for a long time, and then he muttered angrily: "Then when I first went to the enemy's house, I didn't see them write a document promising to take me in!"

Yo ho, I'm very smart, and I know how to fight against the army.

But he can't argue with me.

I retorted unceremoniously to him, "That's not surprising, because when you first arrived at the enemy's house, didn't you have such a thing as a job paperwork?"

A resignation letter is needed now because times have changed and you have to adapt to this society. ”

"Yes...... But I said I couldn't read or write!" the water ghost was sweating profusely.

I laughed, "It's okay, you can learn! Now go read and write, and wait until you can write a letter of resignation yourself!"

The big water ghost was anxious: "You, aren't you a pit person?" Then if I can't learn to write all the time, will I have to drag the coffin for the Qiu family forever?"

"Shouldn't it?"

I'll be serious.

"Flutter!"

"Hahaha......"

The steamed bun covered his mouth and smiled, Uncle Qiu couldn't hold back any longer, so he simply opened his big mouth and laughed.

I saw that the big water ghost couldn't figure out the logic of my sophistry, and the anger in his heart couldn't be vented, and he was about to go crazy.

I immediately smiled and comforted him: "Okay, okay, I'm kidding you! In fact, how can it be so complicated, even if you can't write a resignation letter, you can ask me!"

Or you don't even have to write a letter of resignation, you just have to think of a reason to go to your uncle and say everything you want to say, and say it all with your mouth!"

Mantou and Uncle Qiu laughed even harder, and they squeezed their eyebrows and said, I really didn't expect me to be so bad and bully honest people!

The big water monster was depressed for a long time, and finally held back three words: "You play me!"

I laughed but didn't answer.

It's not that I'm stingy or habitually wilting.

The water ghost ate my things and drank my wine, and then begged me to help him turn into a water snake.

So I'm not afraid that he will turn his face against me, if he really wants to turn his face, see who suffers the most!

Didn't he reveal that he wanted to change jobs?

If he does this one day, I don't know if the enemy can really agree to him leaving, but if he is like now, picking on a son in front of me at every turn, then how can he do it!

So subconsciously, I felt the need to treat him.

Although it is not advisable to have a high-pressure stick education like Uncle Qiu, the necessary authority should still be established, otherwise what if he is instigated at a critical moment?

In fact, I really hope that there will be such a partner around me, but before I say that my father will let him go to Uncle Qiu in person, I must let him learn to obey and listen to me, and he must not be arrogant and willful like in front of Uncle Qiu!

Of course, these are all things that will be specifically considered in the future, and now there must be a buffer period to make Uncle Qiu's face passable.

I had no choice but to use this method to make the big water ghost feel breathless, but I couldn't find a reason to refute me.

To be realistic, as long as the big water ghost is allowed to hold his breath for a while, Uncle Qiu's anger will disappear.

If you want me to be nice to you, you have to wait until later.

Next, I put forward a few suggestions to Uncle Qiu and the big water ghost:

One is the question of whether the big water ghost can go or not, and I think it is necessary to ask for Uncle Qiu's consent.

The second is that I promised to turn into a small snake for the big water ghost, but I can't do it when I say it, let him hand over the two pieces that were torn off to me, and return them to him after I finish cultivating.

The third is that we have to continue to hurry, and now that there is no rope to drag the bamboo dragon coffin, how do we want to reach Shima Village before dawn?

As for my first and second opinions, Uncle Qiu and the Great Water Ghost both agreed.

The third point is a little difficult, because now the rope is broken, and the big water ghost is indeed a little unable to transport me and Uncle Qiu at the same time with the bamboo dragon coffin.

Uncle Qiu said that he could have stayed where he was and let the big water ghost send me alone, which would have reduced half of the burden.

"But Jiang Heng, can't you expose your whereabouts? besides, if the water ghost is gone, where can I find him?"

When the big water ghost heard this distrustful of him, he blushed and wanted to get angry, but I stopped him by shaking my hand.

I've thought of a solution to this problem.

So I told Uncle Qiu and the Great Water Ghost that they should be calm and not worry.

Because the two of them are already helping me, so I should do something to contribute.

Fortunately, this trip came out, I brought several kinds of special liquor, among which there is a kind of medicinal wine recipe brewed by my father with special medicinal herbs, which can be used to generate energy and make the big water ghost rejuvenate and explosive in a short period of time.

However, it was only valid for one day and one night, and afterwards he had to recuperate like a drunk man in the shade for a few hours before recovering.

Uncle Qiu and the big water ghost were very interested when they heard this.

Uncle Qiu also said that this is a good thing, and it doesn't matter at all!

Anyway, in the past, every time the big water ghost finished a trip, he had to eat and drink enough, and lurk under the water to recuperate for two or three days.

So the drunken effects I mentioned weren't a problem for him at all.

It's just that they are a little skeptical, and they don't know what kind of effect the medicinal wine I said can achieve?

I said I don't know, but if you're really interested in giving it a try, wouldn't you know?