5. Diao Chenwang (1)
Brother Qiang said, "The zongzi we have seen in the black cans are different, they are black, they really look like dried corpses." Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ο½ο½ο½Uο½Eγ infoBut the ones we saw in the next bucket weren't like that, so I had to open it and take a look. Smart, you said that it was not because of the iron coffin, if it was a magnetic coffin, it would not be like this. β
I nodded, I really didn't pay attention to what Brother Qiang said, and I hadn't thought about it before. However, what Brother Qiang said is very reasonable, looking at Brother Qiang's appearance, this question should have been thought about for a long time, I am afraid that digging up here and looking at Diao Chen twice, it is not a day or two to think about it.
"Do you remember what Xu Wei said that the function of the magnetic coffin is to make the mutated zongzi mutate in the specified direction. Maybe that's what you said, Diao Chenwang, and the thing we dug up in the first place was put in an iron coffin. I thought about it for a while, and said, "The people of the Cong Yu family died but they were all buried in iron coffins, and the old man said that those iron coffins might have been brought up again, and we have been thinking about where the iron coffins went. β
Brother Qiang laughed, which gave me goosebumps, guarding an iron coffin and laughing so obscenely, no matter how I felt it, it was not appropriate "What are you laughing at, do you see the big girl? β
"Cong Yu's two families have more secrets. Brother Qiang said, "Who will be buried in an iron coffin for no reason, and what age is this, the dead are not cremated, so they are buried." The old man doesn't necessarily have anything to say to us. In fact, I have been thinking about this for a long time, and there must be a cat in the ancestral tomb of the Cong Yu family. From the end of the Yuan Dynasty and the beginning of the Ming Dynasty, how many people had to be buried. None of the integrated battalions also had the number of reinforced regiments. I've been thinking about the opportunity to see it, I don't have to chase the golden seal's magnetic coffin, as long as it has something to do with the curse, it may be the answer we are looking for. β
Today, Brother Qiang's words impressed me, but I didn't expect that this person who can eat and break through actually has a delicate side in his heart. And these words are well thought out and to the point.
Brother Qiang pointed to the iron coffin, "Come on, take a hand." Let's see how Diao Chenwang has been doing in the past two days, it's a pity, we don't know how to talk about corpses, otherwise we have to invite him out for a drink or two and have a relationship. In the future, we also have an acquaintance in the zongzi industry, and we can also buy some face when we touch the golden zongzi. β
I laughed twice and went over to help. Unexpectedly, as soon as I praised Brother Qiang in my heart, my true nature was immediately revealed. The lid of the iron coffin was dead, Brother Qiang pried open a crack, and I put my fingers in and lifted it. kept urging Brother Qiang to speed up, but don't think that my fine skin and tender meat will drag me in.
Brother Qiang threw the tools aside, and the two of us reached out and lifted the coffin aside. A few pieces of dirt slipped into the coffin, and Brother Qiang said, "Be careful, don't stain the clothes of the old-timers, this is an official uniform, and the old-timers knelt down when they saw it." β
"When the bear's paw opened the coffin, we all knelt down and kowtowed a few times, although we didn't worship the handle, and this relationship is not far from our own brothers, why don't we also worship it?" The younger generation asks you to come out to bask in the sun, you can lie down honestly, and I will ask Brother Qiang to do a big health care for you in a while, to ensure that you don't want to be cool. β
All the money for the incense candles we bought before was contributed to Diao Nan, and Brother Qiang took out a cigarette from his pocket and lit three and buried it.
The ground of the pit was uneven, and the two of us knelt down by the iron coffin, and as soon as we bowed our heads, half of our heads were about to reach into the coffin, and we were very annoyed by my own proposal, and thought to ourselves that we must not get up and play after us. After bowing twice, before I could raise my head, I saw Diao Chenwang's feet move, "Brother Qiang, is the old man of the Diao family awake?" β
Brother Qiang glanced at it, "No, he may have been moved, and it is not in vain that there are two good brothers in the bear's paw." Although the Diao family is broken, there are still people kowtowing to him, do you think you can not be excited?"
There is still the last head, I want to quickly kowtow and look at Diao Chen and leave here. When I looked down again, I saw Diao Chenwang's feet stretched out again, and I realized at this time that Diao Chenwang really only had one foot, and the other black prosthetic leg that looked like it was carved out of wood was attached to it. It seems that the scented Hong Kong foot in the drawer should be Diao Chenwang's.
I was about to tell Brother Qiang what I had seen, and Brother Qiang stood up at the same time as me. Less than a meter in front of us, Diao Chenwang actually looked at us with cloudy yellow eyes, and he was actually sitting there.
I let out a groan and leaned back on the mound behind me. Brother Qiang dragged the military shovel on the side, and gave Diao Chen an iron slap when he got started.
When there is a crunch, it sounds like a shovel on a piece of wood. I didn't care if Diao Chenwang could stand up or not, and crawled to the top of the dirt pit with a rolling belt, "Brother Qiang, the idea is too hard, don't withdraw quickly." It's a centuries-old artifact, and we can't afford to touch it. β
Brother Qiang ran up like crazy, I rolled out of the pile and looked back, and then I exhaled. Diao Chenwang still sat there in the same posture. As if I was afraid of making a noise, I whispered to Brother Qiang, "I can't open it, you want to take a look." Okay, how are you going to clean it up?"
Brother Qiang stretched out the armory shovel, "Did I slap him unconscious this time, or we go down, you lift the iron lid, and I will give him two more blows, maybe he will faint and lie down." β
I admired Brother Qiang's imagination incomparably, and sweat began to break out on my forehead, I didn't dare to take such a risk, "I burned him with diesel fuel before, and I saw him faint before, the wheels of the forklift can be as tall as us, so it didn't crush to death, what do you think the iron piece in your hand can do." β
Brother Qiang shook his hand and put the ordnance shovel aside, as if he also felt that he was brain-open, and his thoughts were a little naΓ―ve, "Then what do you say, just stare at this old thing?"
I looked at the sun, and saw that evening was coming, and my heart was broken, "Could it be because it's daytime, and he doesn't dare to see the sun underneath that he doesn't come up, what will we do at night?"
"He's terrible to wander around at night, your car is parked outside, aren't you afraid that the police will go to your house to check the water meter?" Brother Qiang turned his head and looked around, and found me a wooden stick, which should be used as a weapon for self-defense, but no matter how I look at it, I don't think it's commensurate, this wooden thing is not much different from a toothpick for Diao Chenwang's lethality.
I saw that Brother Qiang was still stunned, so I yelled at him, "Why don't you hurry up and find something to start a fire, let's just set him on fire, the province has a lot of long nights, and I can't clean him up at night." β
Brother Qiang went to the side room, so I went to the north room to rummage. In fact, this place has been turned over a long time ago, but I didn't pay attention to anything that could ignite the fire of zongzi at that time. After rummaging for a while, I saw that the sky was a little dark, and said to Brother Qiang, "Why don't you put some gasoline out of the car?" β
Brother Qiang casually took out a basin from the kitchen, and when I took a look, it turned out to be the kind of enamel basin that was burned in the earth. scolded Brother Qiang for having no brains, "Can you find a stronger one, if you knock it lightly, you won't spill yourself." I didn't cremate him, and finally burned myself as a rattan armor soldier. β
Brother Qiang suddenly realized and rummaged for a while. But there is nothing more convenient, I picked up a handful of fried scoops and handed it to him, let him go and come back quickly, I am staring at Diao Chen here, but don't let us leave our eyes and get lost.
Brother Qiang flew away, I found a window, and stared at the deep pit dug out. I can't see Diao Chenwang from this angle, but if he wants to come out, he will definitely be discovered by me. With my previous experience in dealing with this kind of zongzi, I will definitely not run to it stupidly. Brother Qiang smashed the head of the zongzi with a wrench, but the zongzi was fine, Brother Qiang was tired and half dead, and this scene flashed in his mind like a movie.
Half disappeared after a full time, and I was scolding Brother Qiang for not taking this opportunity to leave me and run away, Brother Qiang came back with a fried scoop.
I opened the door and went out, but when I got to the edge of the mud puddle, I looked down. The hairs of the whole person stood up, and Diao Chenwang was gone.
Brother Qiang scolded angrily: "Didn't you let you watch, where did he go for a walk, as a guardian, you don't pay attention?"
I also feel very wronged, I've been staring there, if Diao Chen looks out I can't see it, how can it just disappear out of thin air.
I suddenly had a flash of inspiration and asked Brother Qiang, "Was he there when you went out to get gas?" Brother Qiang was stunned for a moment, saying that he didn't care about looking at it twice, so he ran out with the pot.
I stomped my foot and it broke. Diao Chenwang must have run away while we were looking around for firewood, because it was only then that the two of us didn't keep an eye on the dirt pit.
I snatched the fried scoop from Brother Qiang's hand, ran to the side and picked up the wooden stick, and saw Brother Qiang standing there with a sapper shovel and looking around, "Why don't you look for it quickly, can he be under your nose?"
Diao Nan's old house entered the courtyard a few times, I didn't think there was anything before, but when I found a zongzi here, I felt that the house was too big, and I asked Brother Qiang, "You closed the door outside?" β
Brother Qiang nodded: "No, if someone knows what we are doing here." We have to be quiet, if anybody comes over and sees, are we robbing a tomb or stealing, and if we are found to be in possession of gasoline, we will be charged with arson. β
I didn't think about it so much, what is in front of me now is how to solve the zongzi, but I don't know where this thing is going to take advantage of the cold, I looked for it with Brother Qiang and didn't even see a hair.
We returned to the iron coffin again, hoping that Diao Chen would be able to come back to sleep when he had enough. I said to Brother Qiang, "Should he wait until the evening to come out and catch up with us, just woke up and didn't have enough energy?"
I glanced at the iron coffin again, "Why don't we see what's in there while he's gone." β