Chapter 230
A "pop" sounded, and Zhang Ming, who turned around to look, clearly saw the friend ghost lying on the ground with his short body, laughed away, and continued to march towards the kitchen. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info
Ten minutes later, a head stuck into the kitchen, looked left and right, and after making sure that there was no one, Zhang Ming, who was like a thief, flashed in with his feet, looking at the large pile of game Zhang Ming drooled, Zhang Ming, who was not as excited as action, moved the knife, wisps of cooking smoke rose to the sky, and the kitchen was busy.
After sniffing his masterpiece, Zhang Ming showed a satisfied expression, put it on the table and then turned around to find the wine, and after some hard work, he found a jar of secret wine as he wished, and then turned around, Wu's smiling face appeared in Zhang Ming's eyes.
Stretching out his hand and grabbing it, the wine jar was dodged, "Your illness is not yet cured, you can't eat these fried things, especially you can't drink, don't eat if you don't want to lie down in bed again, don't worry, I won't waste food, I will definitely eat them all, I will accept this wine, in return I will give you the porridge I didn't drink yesterday, don't be grateful to me, by the way, there is still some medicine in the casserole, you drink it yourself, I will take these things first, remember to wash those pots and bowls when you leave, no need to send them." ”
As soon as the wind blew, the door slammed shut and there was a loud noise, and Zhang Ming, who reacted, realized that he had been tricked, but he worked hard to serve the stomach of others, and couldn't help but scold, "Dead slut Wu Yong, you remember me, I will take revenge" However, at this time, a thunderous sound came from his stomach.
Lifted the casserole with ash on it, a sour smell gushed out, the green and black porridge seemed to have only been put for a day, more than a month, Zhang Ming, who was angry, made a mess of the kitchen, and at this time there was a cry from his stomach, looking at the messy kitchen, Zhang Ming, who smiled bitterly, began to clean up things......
After being busy for a long time, Zhang Ming finally cleaned the kitchen, sniffing the tempting smell of shredded meat noodles, and the saliva leaking from the corner of Zhang Ming's mouth was hung into a silver line, and Zhang Ming, who felt a bad premonition, was vigilant to prevent someone from snatching his food.
Stretched out the chopsticks, picked them up, opened his mouth, and pulled Zhang Ming's shoulder from behind with one hand, "Fifth brother, don't eat any more, hurry, those Xirong soldiers are here again, and the second brother said that he was going to implement the plan" Yan Wufu said hurriedly, Zhang Ming, who turned his head, just wanted to speak, but at this time, Yan Wufu had already pulled him to the door, and then turned his head, poor Zhang Ming could only watch the fragrant shredded meat noodles leave him......
After two sticks of incense, "Fifth brother, don't be angry, it's just a bowl of noodles, at most, I'll cook a bowl of noodles for you to eat after this battle" Wu Yong smiled faintly.
"I don't want you to cook it, your cooking must be very unpalatable, unless you bring my noodles here, don't think of me doing anything, I'm starving to death" Zhang Ming said coldly.
"Who said it, I make the best noodles in the world, if you don't believe it, ask your third brother them, in order to apologize, I will send you to do the easiest job, how about it" Wu Yong continued to persuade.
"Don't try to lie to me, I know as soon as I look at their faces that the things you cook are among the best in the world, and as for the easiest job to do, it should be the easiest to deal with death, right, pig head, this is trying to deceive me, no way. ”
"How could I lie to you, I just want you to pretend to lose once, isn't it easy, you ask your conscience yourself" Wu said with a straight chest.
"Well, that's right, but" Zhang Ming's words were interrupted by Wu Yong as soon as he said it, "You yourself admit that this is an easy thing, then go and do it, you go and lead a hundred people, go to the trail, name the other party's general Beef Balls, and then pretend to lose to him, remember not to let people see the flaws, I will lead the rest of the men and horses to stab them in the back, you can go with confidence." ”
"But where can I find it" Zhang Ming's words were interrupted again, "What years are these, you still want to eat noodles, why don't you hurry up, and the Xirong soldiers will be killed later." ”
"But I" Zhang Ming saw that Wu Yong had the intention of interrupting again, and immediately shouted, "Don't bother first, you asked me to get a hundred people and horses, the people are there, where are the horses, do you want me to ride that old horse, what are those soldiers riding, ants." ”
"Wow, the sun is really hot today, it seems that you need to drink a little more water, otherwise your body really can't stand it. ”
"Dude, now that the sun is setting, if you want to diverge the topic, find some reasonable topics, and ask me to pretend to lose, okay, no problem, take the horse first, otherwise there is no way" Zhang Ming said with a smile on his ears.
"Actually, you're so old, it's time to rely on yourself, you have to catch the horse yourself, there is about half an hour before those Xirong soldiers will be killed at the foot of the mountain, if you want to keep that bowl of noodles, do it according to the plan made, time waits for no one, you think slowly, don't send it." ”
"Okay, good, slut, you must not, just treat me as a loss, when I come back, you want to cook noodles, but it's not me who eats, but you eat, eat cleanly" Zhang Ming laughed and turned around to pick up his gun, and after lighting a hundred people, Zhang Ming headed out of the forest.
About four pillars of incense later, Zhang Ming saw a flag held high, with a cow painted on it and the word "cow" in the outside, and then heard the sound of neat footsteps, turned to look at his 'army', shook his head and smiled bitterly.
Three minutes later, Zhang Ming, who had set up his position, saw the forward of the Xirong soldiers, and then a man in armor with a bull-shaped head galloped out from behind the shield array, with the pointed helmet, like a cow on a horse.
"Hey, what's over there, report your name, this general won't kill the unknown general" Beef Balls raised his axe and shouted at Zhang Ming.
"Tell you that there is nothing wrong with this beef ball that will be crushed as soon as you chew it, listen to it, Uncle Ben's surname is Fu, the words are clear, remember no, I will cut off your cow's head and drink it, don't forget me when you go to hell" Zhang Ming said with a goug.
"Pay it off, how can there be such a strange name, hey pay it off, you give me a good listen. ”
"I'm listening to my good son, let's talk about it" Zhang Ming laughed, and then a burst of laughter rang out, and the beef balls, who were angry because they were played, rushed straight towards Zhang Ming with an axe.
Zhang Ming, who was ready, also reined in his horse and rushed to the beef balls, the axe was slashed down, the gun was picked up, and the big axe of "ding" was slashed on the body of the gun, and in an instant Zhang Ming was a lot shorter, and the four legs of the old horse that were grinding were broken at the same time, but Zhang Ming could only use his feet to support it.
Another burst of laughter sounded, remembering Wu Yong's order, Zhang Ming slowly bent down, looking weak, and gradually the iron axe failed to get half a minute, but it was already close to Zhang Ming's forehead, and he took a breath of beef balls and lifted the axe and then chopped again, and Zhang Ming had already escaped, and the angry beef balls didn't let Zhang Ming go at all, and he rode a horse to chase Zhang Ming is a burst of slashing.
Zhang Ming, who didn't want to die in vain, naturally wouldn't stupidly stand in place and let him cut it, but he didn't escape far from his neighborhood.
The axe was chopped down again, and Zhang Ming, who was going to seize the opportunity to pretend to be defeated, loosened, who knew that the axe suddenly changed its offensive and slashed at Zhang Ming's hand, and as soon as the hand retracted, the gun was immediately hit high, Zhang Ming rolled to the side, and the happy beef balls waved the axe again and again, wanting to cut Zhang Ming in half.
Suddenly, the horse's hooves stepped on Zhang Ming's boogers, and unexpectedly leaned forward, and the axe accelerated and slashed towards Zhang Ming's neck.
"No, it's okay, you're too unlucky, if you want to die, you have to wait for me to complete the task before you die, it will be difficult for me to die like this" Zhang Ming looked at the beef balls that were killed by the head of the thousand-turn spear and smiled bitterly.
After being stunned for two seconds, the Xirong striker was in a state of confusion, and it was difficult to pull out the thousand-turn gun stained with brains, and after taking a deep breath, Zhang Ming shouted, and rushed to the Xirong striker who was a little chaotic in formation, and as soon as he killed Zhang Ming, he knew that he was fooled, and the dozens of strong bows were aimed at him, and from the eyes of those archers, Zhang Ming saw the eyes of the hunter looking at the prey.
An order came, the archers dispersed, and a middle-aged man in simple clothes walked out, and said with a smile, "Surrender, spare you from dying, no matter how good your martial arts are, you can't avoid my sword and shield arrow array, I heard Bai Ci say that your courage and martial arts are good, and it is a pity to be wronged in the position of a young general, join us Xirong, I beef balls guarantee that you will enjoy endless glory and wealth." ”
"Hey, hey, haven't you finished speaking, you still use such old lines, forgive me for not accompanying me, I haven't eaten dinner yet, I'll play with you later" Zhang Ming said with a yawn, turned around and jumped up, and the rain of arrows hit.
A move of the ladder was longitudinal, nothing happened, and it slowly descended, but at this moment, dozens of swordsmen rolled out of the shield array and handed out knives upward.
Smiled coldly, spun the spear and stabbed, stabbed at the intersection of the knives, with a force, dozens of knives were pressed to the ground by the tip of the gun, the golden dragon burst out, and the knife hands were blown away, and at the same time, Zhang Ming, who was surging in all directions while the stone powder mist, swept towards the top of the mountain.
After the formation, a kick out, a cavalry was kicked away, just when Zhang Ming wanted to ride on the horse, countless knives were chopped, Zhang Ming, who hated itchy, turned his gun and stabbed it, and the head of the spear smoothly passed into the head of a cavalryman, and the arm was forced, and the corpse of the killed cavalry became Zhang Ming's broom, and the surrounding cavalry was swept off the horse in two or three strokes.
Jumped up, flew to the most marginal horse, stretched his legs, and rode on the horse in the direction of the coming, Zhang Ming's voice became sharp, "Brothers, the wind is tight, pull out" The slave army, which was not strong in the desire to fight, galloped up the mountain in formation, lest it be killed if it fell behind.
Looking at Zhang Ming's slave army in a hurry, the beef balls did not rush to catch up, but sent spies to explore the way, in case there was fraud, the slave army, which was not a soldier in the first place, did not need to pretend at all, it was already an undisciplined army, how could the spies who followed behind see the place that was not like it.
Zhang Ming, who returned to the camp, couldn't find Yan Wufu and the others, and rushed back to the kitchen as soon as possible, but the bowl of noodles was already too cold to be any colder, but Zhang Ming didn't care at all, and wiped him out in his stomach in three or two clicks, and turned to look, and a wine jar appeared in front of Zhang Ming's eyes.
Zhang Ming, who was just right, hurriedly picked it up, and then a piece of paper covered by the wine bottle came into Zhang Ming's eyes, and the curious Zhang Ming put down the wine jar and picked up the paper.
"Fifth brother, presumably you have successfully completed the task when you see this piece of paper, and my eldest brother and I are ready to set fire, if you see that the Xirong soldiers have gone up the mountain to start attacking, please light the pile of grass next to the kitchen, and then you will go to the base yourself, don't care about those slaves, we will set fire to the mountain, and finally wish everything well, second brother left a message." ”
"Well, I already knew that there wouldn't be such a good thing for me to do, and when the matter is over, I won't tie you up and hang you on a tree to blow for three days, and I will be left here alone, the tiger will not threaten you, I will be a sick cat" After that, Zhang Ming picked up the wine jar and poured it, and after a few drinks, he directly smashed the wine jar on the ground and strode out of the kitchen.
"Wang Ba Lamb, I am finally willing to come up, I have been waiting for you for a long time, see if I don't roast you all and take them to make steamed bun filling" Looking at the straight dragon Zhang Ming sneered.
Turning and walking into the camp, there was a depravity in his eyes, and the slaves, nay, his soldiers, all with sad faces, were lying in the corner.
After sighing, Zhang Ming walked quickly to the kitchen, and after walking less than ten steps, Zhang Ming's heart softened, and asked him to leave his subordinates and go alone, he really couldn't accept it.
After snorting twice, Zhang Ming gathered his qi and shouted in an extremely loud voice, "Go, we won't die, we have to walk together, we have to die together, come, follow me, go to the tool shop to get the rope." ”
Hearing this, the slaves who were originally sitting on the ground regained a little color of life in their eyes, and they all stood up and followed Zhang Ming's footsteps.
After a long time, the rope was connected by Zhang Ming and his party, and seeing that there were remaining materials, Zhang Ming smiled, poured lamp oil on the materials, and the tip of the gun cut through the stone slab to bring a little spark, but this was enough, and the fire burned.
As soon as he got out of the tool workshop, Zhang Ming had vaguely heard the sound of shouting and killing, and after thinking for two seconds, Zhang Ming said decisively: "You go to the abyss of death first, find that extra-large stone and tie the rope, and then go down, there is a pool under Bazhang, so you don't have to be afraid, go quickly, I'll do something by the way, delay those Xirong soldiers, and try to buy you a little more time, don't go quickly, what are you doing in a daze, do you want to die, if you don't want to go, go quickly." ”
Zhang Ming, who rushed to the kitchen at a very fast speed, just lit the thatch and saw that there were Xirong soldiers killed, and after shouting, Zhang Ming rushed straight up, jumped up and swept the lives of several Xirong soldiers, stabbed left and right, and soon a small round open space was cleared by Zhang Ming, seeing Zhang Ming's bravery, all the Xirong soldiers did not dare to move lightly for a while, only besieged and did not attack.
Zhang Ming, who was very nervous in his heart, looked around, and Zhang Ming, who felt the danger approaching, jumped up, the arrows rained all over the ground, and a large cluster of spears stabbed straight up, and before he thought about it, Zhang Ming had already stretched out his left hand, and blocked the needle-like spear at a very fast speed, and only half a second a large cluster of spears pierced.
His mind spun quickly, and after smiling coldly, Zhang Ming reached out and grabbed a spear, pressing the spear body, and the spear flicked back, Zhang Ming, who was in the air, changed direction, and the spear cluster pierced Zhang Ming's place, stretching out his arm and clamping it.
Dozens of spears were immediately clamped tightly, and after a loud shout, Zhang Ming used all his strength, twisted his body, and the internal injuries recurred, and dozens of spears were taken by Zhang Ming at the same time, and those spearmen flew to the ground.
Zhang Ming, who was slowly descending from the air, saw the rain of arrows coming again, and hurriedly knocked down all the arrows with the spear cluster in his arm, and Zhang Ming, who wanted to get rid of the archer, put his spear on the ground and took a spear from his right arm.
Under a sweep, the Xirong soldiers within the range of the spear attack were lying on the ground together, and Zhang Ming, who saw the nasty arrow rain falling from the sky, hurriedly took two steps back and picked up the gun with his feet and bit it with his mouth, his head turned obliquely, and the arrows were all blocked without exception, and he spit out the gun to make a throwing shape, and threw the spear, and the spear several meters long passed through the body of the Xirong soldiers in the front row like a skewer of mutton, and when he stopped, the spear in his chest who was ready to fire another arrow looked at the chest and died.
If this was repeatedly, dozens of spears were thrown, and Zhang Ming, whose arm was a little sore, calmly chose to retreat.
Seeing Zhang Ming fleeing, the Xirong soldiers who were photographed by the murderous aura mustered up the courage to pursue, shouting killing endlessly, but the dead corpses and dozens of mutton skewers left behind were forgotten.
Wu Yong outside the forest sighed and said, "Fifth brother should have arrived at the base, it's time, merciless fire to devour my enemy." ”
"Arson"
The torches lit the hay together, and soon a circle of fire was formed, and after less than two minutes the wind rose, and the fire grew rapidly and spread, and the cold sweat of all the beef balls that happened on the slope of the camp gate was non-stop, and the rapidly increasing fire was no longer something he or his soldiers could extinguish, but he was still calm and did not mean to sit still, and turned to think carefully.
After a while, he showed a smile, and said lightly, "That person shouldn't be an inconsequential chess piece, people don't want to die, it's better to die than to live, he must know how to escape this catastrophe, he must find him." ”
On the other side of the battlefield, "Fuck, there are Xirong soldiers all around, tell me how to get there" Zhang Ming said with a shot that exploded the head of the Xirong soldiers in front of him, looked up from a distance, and the bows and arrows of the large platoon rushed over, and Zhang Ming, who was forced to play with one-legged jumping, kept replacing his feet so as not to be stabbed.
Zhang Ming, who felt something coming from behind, turned his head, his ears were scratched, the tip of the spear flew over, he shrank his head, and when he was about to turn around, there was a spear stabbing him, Zhang Ming, who was already in a hurry, even messed up his head, and got rid of a middle-aged uncle who was drunk in the disco and gave people ***, and danced wildly.
Zhang Ming, who was in a hurry, was reminded by Li, and immediately injected true qi into the body of the gun, and the tips of the two spears flew out, one turned around, dozens of human heads flew away from the body, and the blood-stained filaments returned with the head of the gun, and under the rain of arrows, Zhang Mingchong, who didn't want to become a hedgehog, ran up.
Rows of arrows appeared behind Zhang Ming, the spear stabbed horizontally, Zhang Ming, who was clenched with his fist, jumped up, stepped on the spear and ran diagonally, the spear was all thrown away under an order, Zhang Ming, who had nothing to borrow, slowed down, his foot was slipped by the tip of the arrow, blood oozed out, Zhang Ming, who had no time to pay attention, shot out the spear head again and spun like a tornado, the head of the person kept detaching from the body, and there were many Xirong soldiers who were accidentally beheaded and died in pain, and Zhang Ming, who got out of the encirclement with great speed, did not stop and ran to the abyss of death.
However, the soldiers behind kept chasing and chasing, even though the distance was getting bigger and bigger.
"Damn, why are they so slow, there are still more than a dozen people who haven't gotten down, this time it really made them miserable, it seems that it will take a little more time" Zhang Ming said hatefully after looking into the distance.
Turning to kill the Xijon soldiers again, the beef balls who came from the side also saw the slave who was crawling down the abyss of death, and shouted, "Quick, kill that man, and go down that rope." ”
Hearing the order, the Xirong soldiers became more ferocious, and Zhang Ming, who was originally slaughtering the Xirong soldiers like cutting melons and chopping vegetables, felt powerless, and the bleeding foot injury increased the burden on the body that had just gone from the minor illness and the internal injury had not healed.
Zhang Ming, who heard the words of the beef balls, turned to look, a distraction, a wound was cut behind him, Zhang Ming, who did not think that he was made of iron, retreated rationally, but did not flee directly, but retreated while killing, and soon arrived in front of the rope that tied the stone, pierced the rope with a shot and immediately grabbed the rope, and gradually retreated Zhang Ming turned around with a force, the rope went around his body, tied it, inserted the gun into the ground to stabilize his body and shouted backwards, "Go, go quickly, I will block them, you guys hurry up." ”
The rain of arrows is like thousands of ants, Zhang Ming, who has already gathered his strength in his fist, punched forward, and countless sand and gravel flew forward after a loud bang, although he shot down a lot of arrows, but there were still a large number of arrows killed, and his left palm waved, a lot of arrows were shot down, and the arrows were shot to Zhang Ming's chest.
Although it was separated by the Longling stone, the piercing force still made Zhang Ming painful, and a lot of holes were cut in the place where he held the gun in his right hand, but Zhang Ming couldn't hold it out for more than 20 seconds, and dozens of arrows shot straight at Zhang Ming's head, who was kneeling on the ground and covered in blood.
In an instant, the three figures opened their arms to block the rain of arrows, and even the arrows protruded from their bodies, looking at the three unfamiliar faces Zhang Ming's thinking was completely confused for a moment, he couldn't figure out why the three slaves, no, his soldiers, would block those arrows for him.
He also wanted to abandon them, he didn't save their lives, so there was no life-saving grace, and the incomprehensible distress was tightly entangled in Zhang Ming's heart.
"General, hurry up, take the brothers out of this ghost place safely, give them a, a happy new life, hurry, hurry up" The three of them seemed to use all their body strength to shout at Zhang Ming, and a thousand arrows had already been shot into their bodies between these words, but they still stood straight in place.
Looking at the eyes that had dimmed, Zhang Ming, who was very annoyed in his heart, had a little more obsession with survival, and his responsibility was getting bigger and bigger, he must not die, at least not until his soldiers were sent away safely.
Zhang Ming, who had no worries, ran to the edge of the abyss and jumped down, and the sound of falling into the water quickly came into the ears of the beef balls, and the beef balls who knew that there was a waterhole shouted loudly, "Quick, jump down, there is a waterhole below, don't be afraid, jump, jump quickly" Seeing the smoke gradually drifting closer, the beef balls shouted loudly.
However, since Zhang Ming jumped down, the sound that came up was not the sound of water, but the sound of heavy impact and the cry of fear, the long cliff jumping team was swallowed, and the beef balls were in pain for some reason, and at this moment, the boulder that still had the knot left was reflected in the eyes of the beef balls.
Zhang Ming, who saw that no one was jumping down under the abyss, put his hand on the ice, and after a while, the flame attribute of the strange golden dragon jin melted into the water, and the mountain of corpses filled the pond road.
Li's voice once again came into Zhang Ming's heart, "Feng, put both of your hands deep into the water, thinking about fire and ice at the same time." (To be continued.) )