Chapter 163
Looking at the closed city gate, Zhang Ming was a little displeased, and muttered to himself: "It seems that I can only find a more remote corner and climb over the wall to enter, I am really disappointed, I thought that the guards of this city and the guards of other cities were so open, the gate was opened, and the money was given and the money was given." Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info" Lu Dong and Cheng Biao raised their heads and swallowed after looking at the more than seven-meter-high city wall, and turned their puzzled eyes to Zhang Ming, Zhang Ming, who felt the strange eyes, touched his face and smiled, "What's the matter, is my face really flowered? Or has it become more handsome? Otherwise, why are you looking at me like this, do you know that it is unnatural for me to get me." ”
"Ah Feng, how can we climb over this city wall so high?" Lu Dong asked, scratching his head Zhang Ming said embarrassedly, "I'm sorry, I forgot that you don't know how to ladder the god machine, no, you eavesdropped on me, hum, I'm angry, you have to give me four bottles of hero drunk in the future, you don't know that when I have internal strength, a ladder god machine can fly to a height of six zhang, this height is just a piece of cake, I think you all are me, I'm really sorry." ”
Hearing this, Cheng Biao and Lu Dong stroked their beards and looked at Zhang Ming carefully, Zhang Ming, who was stared at by the two, couldn't help but feel a chill, and said, "The two eldest brothers, can you not look at the younger brother like this, the younger brother is not a girl in the Qinglou." Cheng Biao nodded and said, "It's really not ordinary, how could an ordinary person have white hair at such a young age, and those black charcoal-like hands all prove that Ah Feng is not an ordinary person," Zhang Ming rolled his eyes and sighed, "I'm not an ordinary person, it's not an immortal, it's weird." ”
"It's impossible, if it's an immortal, it will never look so ordinary, it should belong to the category of monsters in the Xuanlan Wind" Lu Dong said with a serious face, and Zhang Ming, who was so angry that he couldn't speak, walked towards the corner of the city wall that the torch couldn't shine. Looking up at the arrows on the city wall, Zhang Ming showed a faint smile, stretched out his right hand to Nangong Xingxiu, and Nangong Xingxiu, who was puzzled, asked, "What are you doing with your hand, what do you want to take?" Don't you say that people know what you mean," After tapping lightly on Nangong Xingxiu's head, Zhang Ming said, "Stupid, if you want to climb the wall, of course you need to climb the wall, otherwise you can ask what you take." ”
The two women who followed Cheng Lu and the others saw Nangong Xingxiu use that special bracelet again, their eyes turned straight, while Zhao Min still looked like she was lost and depressed, as if the happiness in this world had left her. The triangular hook tied to the rope was thrown onto the city wall, and after smiling at Nangong Xingxiu and Yuqiong, Zhang Ming grabbed the rope and climbed up, but he was already standing on the city wall in half a minute.
Yuqiong saw that she jumped up with light skills before grabbing the rope and climbing up, Zhang Mingxiao, who was watching, stretched out his hand to her, and as soon as he grabbed Zhang Ming's hand, Yuqiong kicked upwards hard, and Zhang Ming also struggled to pull, Yuqiong and Zhang Ming bumped into each other and sat on the ground, Zhang Ming, whose head was hit, stretched out a hand and pinched Yuqiong's face and said, "Are you still reluctant to stand up, I'm about to be flattened by you, little fat pig," the flushed Yuqiong said disapprovingly, "People are not fat pigs, you big stupid cow," After Nangong Xingxiu, who came up later, snorted, Yuqiong stood up in a hurry, patted the dust on her skirt absentmindedly, and Nangong Xingxiu, who pouted, looked at Zhang Ming proudly.
Soon after, all the people went up the city wall, just when Zhang Ming put down the rope and wanted to slide along the rope, suddenly dozens of torches were lit under the city, and a large number of people poured out of the city road on both sides. ”
"Put down your arms and surrender, there are already archers all around, you have no way to escape, there is no need to find a way to die" A general in armor on the inner wall shouted to Zhang Ming and the others, after looking around, Zhang Ming found that what the general said was true, and he had no idea in his heart, so he said to Cheng Lu and the others, "What do the two eldest brothers think about this?"
"It's better to fight to the death than to fight hard, and to die is a hero" Lu Dong let go of his throat and said, "That's right, surrender is more humiliating than death" Cheng Biao shouted, "In this case, the younger brother can only kill with the two eldest brothers, I'm afraid the two eldest brothers will not kill enough for me." Zhang Ming roared angrily, and the general who could hear the conversation between the three of them clearly raised his hand, and countless archers raised their bows and arrows to aim at Zhang Ming and his people, and the battle was about to break out, but at this moment, a familiar voice reached Zhang Ming's ears, "Slow, don't do it, it's your own people" A figure flashed in the distance, the general put down his hand, and the archers also put down their bows.
The general said to the visitor with a solemn expression, "Tell the lord of the city guard, the last general Li Xiankai is trying to arrest a few unscrupulous people who climbed the wall late at night, since the lord of the city guard is here, please deal with it fairly." After looking at the city guard, Nangong Xingxiu's small mouth opened into a circle, Zhang Ming also showed a reluctant smile, the city guard looked at Zhang Ming and said, "Stinky boy, are you willing to bring Xingxiu back to see our old thing, you kidnap our family Xingxiu for nine months, and I'll settle it with you later," the city guard turned to Li Xiankai and said, "General Li, withdraw the troops first, they are invited back by me, so forget it." ”
"No, the state has national laws, and the city has city rules, and now a few of them climbed the wall without permission, and violated the law, and should be convicted by law, if the city guard is biased, it may be difficult to convince the public in the future, and please ask the city guard to think twice before acting" Li Xiankai said resolutely, "Although General Li is reasonable, but they are indeed invited by the old man to lead the troops, but they have to inform you in the future, they are not allowed to enter the city without a token, so they will make this decision, General Li will open the net, they will all be colleagues in the future, and there is no need to increase each other's dissatisfaction." The city guard said with a pleasant face, and Li Xiankai, who frowned, said, "Since the city guard has said so, the young general has nothing to say, but the young general didn't expect that the city guard is also like this, this armor will be returned to the city guard, Li is better to be a wanderer, where is there still Qingming, it's just that" said that Li Xiankai wanted to take off his armor.
"Can't the general stay to help the old man" The city guard said with a slight emotion, "The heart of the city guard Li has understood, if he can be upright and not use people to be virtuous, Li Mou will definitely come back to help the city guard, and return the world to a peace" Li Xian said happily and disheartenedly, after thinking about it, Zhang Ming stepped forward and said with a smile, "Second uncle, why bother to play a tiger general for us, why do you want to sin and I can bear it", Li Xiankai stopped what he was doing. 'Work' turned his head to look at Zhang Ming, and then looked at the city guard.
The city guard raised his head and asked Zhang Ming, "Have you thought about Zhao Qing, don't forget your current situation, your internal strength has been abolished, and you can't protect your body with your true qi, and you may become a meat paste when these nine hundred military sticks come down." Zhang Ming, who was secretly smiling in his heart, thought, "These nine hundred military sticks are indeed terrifying for ordinary people, but for this son, it is just an itch, the last time he was hit by those crazy women in Wuyue Pavilion with something full of true qi, he was only a little injured, this nine hundred military sticks without true qi internal force is not a piece of cake, but it is not worth it to suffer two hundred sticks for those two scheming women." ”
"However, this is better than a knife, this body transformed by the Nine Turns of Heavenly Thunder and the Nine Absolute Yin Qi has only greatly enhanced its ability to resist beating, and it is similar to an ordinary person when it is cut by a knife. ”
"Yes, Ah Feng, you have to think about Zhao, these nine hundred sticks will become meat puree, or let me and your brother Lu each share three hundred sticks for you, we can't die with thick skin, then you will have a chance to live" Cheng Biao said with a nervous face.
"Brother Cheng, needless to say, let my little brother suffer these nine hundred military sticks alone, in the final analysis, the method of 'climbing over the wall' was thought of, and I have the responsibility to bear it" Zhang Ming said with a resolute face, "Okay, have righteousness, dare to do it, if you can accept the nine hundred military sticks and not die, you are my brother Li Xiankai" Li Xiankai, who was moved by the brotherhood of the three people, said.
Turning around, Nangong Xingxiu and Yuqiong didn't have the slightest anxiety, and the curious Zhang Ming couldn't help asking, "Don't you two really want to talk to me again, at least give me a few kisses, this time I'm going to die, don't you worry?" "What is there to say, anyway, you definitely can't, at most after the fight, it's just a day or two in bed at most, Sister Li said that your life is harder than a cat, it's not so easy to die, and now your body has changed, isn't it?"
"It seems that my privacy has been leaked out" Zhang Ming said with a roll of his eyes, looking at Zhang Ming who slid down the rope sighed, turned his head and said to Cheng Biao, "What should we do at this time, are we just watching Ah Feng being killed?" Cheng Biao, who was looking at the sky, shook his head and said. I don't know, let's wait and see, if Ah Feng really can't stand it, I will fight for this life to save him, but it is very likely that I don't need to take action, you don't see that Ah Feng is not worried at all, and the two younger siblings are still in the mood to joke, maybe Ah Feng and they have already made up their minds. ”
"Yes, my brother and sister are not worried at all, and Ah Feng looks confident, maybe Ah Feng is really a monster and is not afraid of beating with a stick," Lu Dong said with a smile. Zhang Ming, who yawned, said, "General Li, if you want to fight, come quickly, I'm still waiting for dinner, and can you find a bench for me to lie on my stomach, it's very tiring to stand," first stunned for a moment, and then Li Xiankai laughed and said, "Okay, Taishan collapsed in front and the color does not change, and the body dies in front of the face and the face remains unchanged," "Dasha, go and get a wider bench," and after a while, a burly soldier came to Li Xiankai with a long table for eating, and said, "General, this chair is wide enough." ”
Looking at the smirking pro-soldier Li Xiankai couldn't help but sigh, "If you can be smarter, then I can use one more young general," Zhang Ming, who jumped on the table and rolled over, smiled, "General Li, this 'stool' brought by your subordinates is really comfortable, you can start fighting." ”
"Since the strong man is already impatient to wait, let's start, Ah Fu, Ah Shou, come out" Li Xiankai shouted, four seconds later, two ordinary soldiers rushed out of the crowd and ran to Li Xiankai's side, and then Li Xiankai asked people to get a large bundle of military sticks, took out two of them and put them in their hands, looked at them, and handed the two wooden sticks to Ah Fu and Ah Shou's hands.
Li Xiankai, who had a serious face, said a word in each of the ears of the two, and then the two walked to the table to hold a stick punishment, "Wait a minute" Just when the military stick was about to hit Zhang Ming's back, Zhang Ming shouted loudly, and the military stick immediately stopped in the air, and the puzzled Li Xiankai asked, "What else do the strong men have to explain?" "There is no need to explain, I will definitely not die, but the clothes on my body are so good, I don't want to spoil it, so I have to take it off first, it is better to be frugal" Zhang Ming smiled lightly.
Zhang Ming, who was standing on the table, took off his clothes in three or two clicks, and the scarred masculine body under the firelight shocked everyone present, until he was awakened by Zhang Ming, Ah Fu Ashou beat him with a military stick, knocking out a dull sound on Zhang Ming's body. Time passed little by little, and the number of sticks hitting Zhang Ming was also increasing, and he had already broken I don't know how many Afu Ashou struck the last stick under the excited counting of everyone and the fatigue of his own body, and with a "nine hundred" The officers and soldiers present shouted excitedly.
Zhang Ming, who had a relaxed face, jumped down from the table and shouted at Li Xiankai, "Brother Li, I don't know if I, Zhang Ming, am qualified to be your brother now," Li Xiankai, who laughed when he heard it, said, "Qualified, qualified, if even Brother Shenji is not qualified, then who is qualified." ”
"From then on, I will call you Brother Li, and you will call me Ah Feng" Zhang Ming patted Li Xiankai's shoulder and said, "Good brother, you won't blame the eldest brother for being so ruthless just now" Li Xian asked with a smile, "Don't mention the past, the eldest brother's dedication and justice is what I admire the younger brother, so how can I blame it" Zhang Ming laughed, and after being stunned for a second, Li Xiankai also laughed......
Early the next morning, in the wing room of the Thorn Shi Mansion, "Feng, get up, it's dawn, Sister Xingxiu is dressed up so beautifully today, don't you want to see it" Yuqiong put her face to Zhang Ming's ear and said, "Qiong'er, you just let your husband and I sleep well, last night I drank with Brother Lu and they drank until it was close to dawn, how long did I sleep, and now I am sleepy" Zhang Ming put his backhand around Yuqiong's waist and pillowed his head on the elastic thigh," Feng, don't make trouble, okay, your father-in-law was not so satisfied with you last night, why don't you get up quickly now and please leave a good impression on him" **** Yuqiong, who was rubbed, said shamefully, and opened Zhang Ming's embrace.
"Do you know what crime you have committed now, do you know what kind of punishment you have to accept" Zhang Ming opened his eyes and laughed and said, "People just told you to get up, could it be that this has become a crime, what is the reason?" Yuqiong pouted and said, "It's not a crime to wake me up, but you did commit a crime, you did commit the crime of seducing a good man, and the punishment for seducing a good man is very heavy." ”
Feeling Zhang Ming's hungry wolf-like gaze, Yuqiong, whose face was hot, could only use her nirvana, and said with a seductive and criminal moan while undressing, "Husband, Qiong'er is so hot, come and hug Qiong'er," Zhang Ming, who had a miserable experience, kicked off the quilt and stood up like being bitten by a snake, and said with a wry smile, "Qiong'er, can you change your move, I don't guarantee that I can control myself every time, in case you are not careful, hum, you know what it means to play with fire and burn yourself, and then watch Xingxiu not make you laugh until your stomach hurts." ”
"Don't be afraid, people believe in Sister Li's ability" Yuqiong smiled proudly, and after poking Yuqiong's forehead with his finger, Zhang Ming complained, "You, you are listening to your sister Li more and more, and you don't even listen to my words." After sticking out her tongue, Yuqiong leaned close to Zhang Ming's chest and smiled, "Husband, how dare people not listen to you, you are too careful, by the way, why has Sister Li's mood changed so much these days, is it possible that you are often angry with Sister Li?" After bending down and grabbing a piece of clothing and draping it over his shoulders, Zhang Ming said while putting on his pants. How do I know what's wrong with her, she doesn't pay attention to me for a while, and occasionally when she speaks, it seems like she has explosives hanging on her body, which scares me to speak carefully, lest she say it wrong, let her apart, and being a husband to do this is simply a failure in failure. ”
After Yuqiong dressed up carefully, Zhang Ming changed his appearance, less rudeness, more gentleness, less uninhibited and more calm, the whole person looked more energetic than usual, and Yuqiongfang's heart trembled, and her confidence exploded. Zhang Ming, who had finished washing, happily opened the door, and as soon as he took a step, he was stunned, his saliva flowed non-stop, seeing Zhang Ming's appearance, Nangong Xingxiu covered his mouth and giggled, and Zhang Ming, who had returned to normal after a few seconds, walked quickly to Nangong Xingxiu, stretched out his hand and pinched her face, and said with a smile, "Little goblin, my soul was hooked off just now, you are dressed so beautifully, you are obviously seducing me, to let your husband hug," Nangong Xingxiu, who was angry, turned to his side and said as he walked." Now go and ask your dad for an first, and when you leave here, you can hug people as much as you want, but people don't want to do that at home. ”
"Oh, this is what you said, I must hug you well when I get outside, let you go now, you have to be a lady, then I have to pretend to be a gentleman, but unfortunately there is no folding fan, otherwise with the demeanor of my handsome son, those ** girls will be in trouble" Zhang Ming said with an expectant face, turned around Nangong Xingxiu handed out a folding fan to Zhang Ming, Zhang Ming, who took the folding fan, thought that he was fanning the fan gracefully, and walked down with a reduced step, while Yuqiong in the back covered her heart and mouth and laughed.
After a while, Zhang Ming and Nangong Xingxiu walked to the hall, and Nangong Liulan, who was sipping tea, saw the two of them arrive, and said with a smile, "Boy, your foot is injured, otherwise walking is so awkward," Zhang Ming, who shook his head, said, "Second uncle, you won't appreciate this, I am now the handsome footwork of thousands of girls in the wind demons, and you are too discerning, hey, disappointed." ”
"Haha, second brother, you have been said to have no vision one day, but this kid is really thick-skinned, and he can say that he is not afraid of ugliness, and now I finally see the real cheekiness" Nangong Lie strode forward from the outside and said.
"Third uncle, you are too straight to speak, my heart has been broken by you, so you have to compensate me for something to soothe my fragile heart, by the way, Xingxiu said that you have a lot of famous knives, just find a garbage knife that is a little better than Haitun from it and give it to me, this is not too much to ask" Zhang Ming said with a smile, Nangong Xingxiu in the back pinched Zhang Ming's waist with his backhand, and whispered, "Be serious, other people's faces have made you lose your face," "You are dead, you twist me again, and I'll see how I beat your ass later." Zhang Ming also whispered.
The small movements of the two made Nangong Liulan see Zhao Zhao clearly, and looked at Zhang Ming and the two with relief, the radiant Nangong Maniac walked in from outside the door, and looked at Zhang Ming and the two with a smile, "Dad, good morning" The two said in unison, Nangong Maniac was stunned when he heard it, and Zhang Ming, who smiled lightly, said, "If you don't want me to call you father, then I'll call my father-in-law, good morning father-in-law." ”
"No, no, it's better to tell my dad to listen to me, I can listen to it comfortably" Nangong laughed wildly, and then sat down in the middle of the room, "By the way, Dad, why didn't you do Zengcheng's assassination history for a year, what is the secret to tell me, let me also get an official and a half-job" Zhang Ming smiled and asked, "You kid, your mouth is not right, with your first opportunity, how can you not know that my assassination history was given to Luo Rong to get it, and I'm afraid it won't be done, the capital will soon let those vassal kings break through, and then I'll be like Luo Rong's The rest of the party is not suffering" Nangong showed a pity for himself, and Zhang Ming stopped talking when he heard it, he didn't speak, just drank tea...... (To be continued.) )