I was choked by the headless male corpse, and I was about to die. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 info Suddenly, I remembered that there was a folding knife on the keychain around my waist, and maybe, with the knife, I could save my life.

I hurriedly removed the keychain from my waist and was about to open the folding knife when suddenly, as if electrocuted, the headless male corpse let go of his hands and took a few steps back.

"You... Are you a Taoist priest?" the headless male corpse asked in alarm.

"Daoist?" I was inexplicably hanging there.

"You... Who are you?" the headless male corpse took another step back and asked timidly.

I suddenly understood, it turned out that the headless male corpse mistakenly thought I was a Taoist priest, which is why I was so afraid. But why did he mistake me for a Taoist priest?

My head was running at high speed: just now, the headless male corpse was pinching me menacingly, and it was only when I untied the keychain from my waist that he was in this state of timidity. In other words: there is a cat on the keychain.

I looked at the keychain in my hand, and there were only three keys on it, a small folding scissors, a folding knife, and a small gourd.

Keys, scissors, and knives will not be famous, and it seems that the problem lies in this little gourd.

This small gourd is only the size of a finger, and it is just a small pendant. For as long as I can remember, this little gourd has been following me.

I fiddled with the little gourd and thought to myself: Could it be that this little gourd scared the headless male corpse?

I held the small gourd in the palm of my hand and walked towards the headless male corpse.

I saw the headless male corpse retreating again and again, and said vigorously: "There is something to discuss, it is easy to discuss." ”

I knew in my heart that the headless male corpse was afraid of this little gourd. So I said, "I won't let you touch a finger of this girl." ”

"Good, good, good!" the headless male corpse said three times in a row. He pondered for a moment, then said, "You know, I don't have a clue about my case, so I'm afraid I'm going to have to stay here for a while. As for this beauty, I'm afraid I won't be able to leave for a while. You can keep tonight, but you can't keep it for a lifetime. Maybe I won't be here tomorrow night. When the time comes, I will have time to make out with this girl. The headless male corpse said unconvinced.

I thought about it, this headless male corpse was right, I was able to stay here tonight thanks to Liu Xiong's kind words for me, and moreover, I also paid the price of two bottles of Wuliangye. Tomorrow night, I won't be able to stay here anymore. Then, by to-morrow night, the merry man will plague the poor girl.

Thinking about this, I can't help but feel anxious.

The headless male corpse seemed to sense my thoughts, and it said faintly, "How about we make a deal?"

"You're a ghost, I'm human, there's no deal to do between me and you?" I refused.

I have read in the supernatural book that some people are "psychic" and can walk in the two worlds of yin and yang. However, I don't have that ability, so even if I want to make a deal with ghosts, I don't have the ability.

"Since you don't want to make this deal, forget it. In the future, when you are no longer here, I will be able to make love with the yellow flower girl every night. The headless male corpse said lewdly.

When I heard this, I asked angrily, "If I make this deal with you, won't you harm her?"

"Yes, as long as you agree to make this deal with me, I promise not to make love with her, not even to touch her with a finger. The headless male corpse said categorically.

"I don't believe in your promise, and even if you break it, I don't know. "I thought to myself: You are not worthy of my trust.

"As long as you promise to make this deal with me, I naturally have a way to make you trust me. The headless male corpse said.

"How do you make me trust you?" I asked.

"It's simple. As long as you and I negotiate this deal, I will unscrew my lifeline and hand it over to you, so that you can rest assured. The headless male corpse said.

"Unscrew the root of life?" I glanced at the towering liferoot of the headless male corpse and thought to myself: this is the most effective method.

"Yes. I'm a ghost, and I can take things off my body at will. The headless male corpse was afraid that I wouldn't believe it, so he stretched out his hand, grabbed the root of his life, twisted it, and really screwed it off.

"Ahh

"Well? I didn't lie to you. "The headless male corpse holds his own lifeline in his hands.

I found that as soon as the huge lifeline was twisted off, it immediately shrunk into a small ball, like a sun-dried cucumber.

"Well, you really didn't lie to me. But what do you mean by deal? You know, I'm not a businessman, and I've never done a deal. "I'm a little worried that I'm not going to be able to make the deal.

"The deal is actually quite simple. The headless male corpse said.

"Simple?!, what exactly is the deal?" I asked curiously.

"I want you to get my case solved. The headless male corpse said.

"Solve the case? I'm an archaeological researcher, not a police officer. I hurriedly pleaded.

"You can solve my case. The headless male corpse affirmed.

"You... You've really made a mistake at the dock, let alone solving the case, I haven't even read a few novels to solve the case. I scratched my head and said with a sad face. Actually, I've read a lot of crime-solving novels, but if I want to solve the case with a real gun, I really don't know the bottom of my heart.

"Don't you have an iron buddy who does criminal investigation?" the headless male corpse continued, "I've been paying attention to you since you stepped through the door of the morgue. I found out that you and the criminal policeman Liu Xiong are iron buddies, you can ask Liu Xiong for help. The headless male corpse said.

"Since you know that Liu Xiong can solve your case, why don't you go to him directly?" I asked curiously.

"Alas, Liu Xiong, I can't climb high. Besides, he rarely comes to the morgue, and even when he does, it is a few policemen who come together, so where is there a chance to speak alone. The headless male corpse said dejectedly.

"If no one else can solve your case, can Liu Xiong solve it?" I asked suspiciously.

"It's not that others can't solve it, it's that the police in charge of my case have been bribed, so I don't solve this case with a clear conscience. You see: I was beheaded by the murderer, and I didn't even have a whole corpse left, which is miserable enough. Moreover, I was killed for half a year, but the case was lost. If it drags on any longer, the clues will be completely broken, and it will really become a headless case. The headless male corpse said indignantly.

"Why didn't you look for the old Xu Tou guarding the morgue, or someone else, why did you find me?" I asked, confused.

"That old Xu Tou only knows how to drink, and he doesn't want to meddle in order to keep this job. Other people, why should you help me? You are different, I found that you have a lot of affection for this girl, so I grasped your weakness, to put it bluntly, you have a soft grasp in my hands, so you have to help me with this. The headless male corpse said vigorously.

"You're such a bad guy, no wonder someone killed you and made you move your head. I see, you deserve it!" I was very annoyed, because I hated being controlled by people the most in my life. Now, it's using this girl to blackmail me, and it makes me very unhappy.