15 Those things in the house of Hades (1)

The two ghosts escorted Fang Zhicheng to the middle of the Hades Palace, the Lord of Hades was sitting at the judgment table, an adjutant was standing beside him, and on both sides of the hall stood two rows of ghosts with teeth and claws holding various weapons. Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info

The two ghosts who were holding Fang Zhicheng ordered Fang Zhicheng to kneel, Fang Zhicheng always stood there stubbornly, and the two ghosts pressed him hard, trying to push him to the ground, but no matter how hard they tried, they could not push Fang Zhicheng to the ground. Fang Zhicheng walked to this netherworld mansion, he slowly adapted to the environment here, and his skills were slowly recovering.

Lord Yama said, "Excuse me." Who is coming?" "Lord Yan didn't want to see his two ghosts lose face in front of everyone, so he wanted Fang Zhicheng to avoid kneeling.

Fang Zhicheng twisted his head to the side, not even looking at Lord Yama. The two ghosts who caught Fang Zhicheng rushed to say, "We caught a person who strayed into the underworld by the bridge of ignorance. ”

Lord Yama stood up angrily, patted the startled wood, and yelled at the two ghosts: "What did you two say? I sent the two of you to arrest that old demon of Hushan, and you actually met a passerby, so you caught me and handed it back? You two are so sloppy in handling the case, you don't want to pay for it this month, right?"

The two ghosts hurriedly knelt down and said, "Master, we don't dare, how dare we fool the big master of Qingtian?" If we catch the wrong one, then the two of us will immediately go and arrest people again." ”

After the two ghosts finished speaking, they hurried out. Lord Yama shouted, "Come back, did I say let you go? You are gone, what will you do with this person you have captured?"

The two ghosts ran back and knelt down and said, "Lord Yama, do you want to ask your adjutant to check this person's yang shou on the life and death book? At the end of the year, is it good to give the two of us an extra performance?"

The adjutant scolded: "You two bastards, you know that you have gotten into the eyes of money, if his longevity is not enough, you catch the wrong one, do you have to deduct a share of your performance in the year-end performance appraisal?"

When the adjutant heard that these two ghosts had asked Lord Yama to arrange work for him and check the book of life and death, he was very bored. This book of life and death has been stored in a whole room, so many, it is very hard to check a person, but unfortunately an electronic file has not been established.

The two ghosts said with a hippie smile: "Adjutant, the deduction is exempted, right? When we evaluate you at the end of the year, our average performance is also an important part of the evaluation of you." ”

The adjutant said angrily: "You ・・・・・・"

Before the adjutant could finish speaking, Lord Yama became impatient to listen, and he angrily stopped the adjutant from continuing. Lord Yama knows best that the so-called advanced rules for the year-end assessment are all formulated by the upper-level bureaucrats who have the right to speak in the underworld, and they are all needed to better maintain the rule, mainly the rules of the game for everyone to share the spoils. So, he wanted to stop them from arguing any further.

Fang Zhicheng saw that eight or nine were not far from ten, he laughed and said: "I didn't expect that your Hades Palace could do such a ridiculous thing, and also formulated a performance appraisal system for arresting people. ”

Lord Yan said: "Don't talk nonsense first, report your name, and then I will find out, if you still have Yangshou, I will send you back to the Yang World." ”

When Fang Zhicheng heard that there was still a chance to go back, he felt happy, but he couldn't show it yet. He told Lord Yama: "My name is Fang Zhicheng. ”

Lord Yama asked, "Which clan are you?"

Fang Zhicheng replied: "People in the area of Cuiping Mountain and Yudai River. ”

The adjutant smiled and said, "Your house used to be a place full of roses, and the rose pear balls there are delicious." ”

Lord Yama glanced at the adjutant, so frightened that the adjutant didn't dare to say more. It turned out that during the Mid-Autumn Festival last year, the adjutant went to Lord Yama's house to give gifts, and Lord Yama once entertained him with rose pear balls and rose wine. There is a room full of rose wine hidden in the storeroom of Lord Yama's house, which was stolen by the ghosts who went to the land of roses in the world for promotion or performance appraisal.

Lord Yama was able to share this good thing with the adjutant to enjoy, which was already very face-saving for him, and now he almost told that ugly thing in front of everyone. Lord Yama thought: See how I will clean you up in the future?

Fang Zhicheng said: "Yes, my grandfather liked to eat rose pear balls and drink rose wine when he was alive. ”

Lord Yama said: "It turns out that you are still a filial grandson, if your Yangshou arrives, you can stay and reunite with your grandfather." ”

Fang Zhicheng said anxiously: "No, my father and mother still need me to support the elderly?"

The adjutant said, "It depends on how long your yang life is? In this netherworld, it's not up to you, a mortal, to have the final say?"

Lord Yama shouted angrily: "Adjutant, this Fang Zhicheng is still a filial son? What are you rubbing against me? Why don't you hurry up and find out to me whether his yang life has expired? If his yang life has not expired, we will send him back immediately." lest his father and mother weep so much that they die and come back to life. ”

The adjutant replied, "Yes, Lord Yama." Right away, this room full of files is really hard to find. ”

Fang Zhicheng looked at the wall above the judgment table of the Hades Palace, there was a plaque hanging on it, with four words written on it, "The mirror is hanging high", Fang Zhicheng praised and said: "It's still the Lord of Hades who is wise!"

Lord Yama said happily: "You kid is quite good at talking, if your longevity is up, just stay by my side and become a secretary, right? I am short of manpower here? In recent years, the social atmosphere in some places in the world has deteriorated, and the number of murderers and arsons has increased, and I am also very busy here." ”

Fang Zhicheng begged: "Lord Yama, I can't stay no matter what, I still have to do my filial piety for my father and mother?"

The adjutant walked up to Lord Yan and whispered in his ear: "Lord Yan, this Fang Zhicheng's life span is still an hour, if we send him back again, he will almost not be able to leave home, and this Yang Shou will be over." I think it's better to say that his longevity is over, and you should judge him as soon as possible. ”

Lord Yama thought about it for a while, so he nodded. Lord Yama said to Fang Zhicheng: "Fang Zhicheng, I officially announce the verdict, your longevity is over, you will stay by my side as a secretary." ”

Fang Zhicheng was furious and said: "This is absolutely impossible, this is absolutely impossible, I want to go back." I will do my filial piety. That adjutant said something ghostly, otherwise why don't you say it openly and whisper it in your ear?"

Fang Zhicheng struggled hard, breaking the chain that bound him, and he turned his head and ran out. Fang Zhicheng's strength has now recovered, and he has also adapted to the environment of this netherworld to a certain extent.

Lord Yama shouted at all the ghosts: "Catch him for me, who catches him? ”