18 And those things in the house of Hades: There is merciless spirit, and there is love

The adjutant flew for a long time with a few ghost soldiers, and finally found an extremely remote hillside, and on this extremely desolate small uphill there was only one old man, who was Fang Zhicheng's grandfather, Fang Laohan. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 After the death of the old man Fang, he reported to this underworld, and because he had no money to give gifts, he was arranged to fend for himself in this extremely difficult place.

Although the laws and regulations of the Hades Mansion are still fair on the whole, in this place far away from the Emperor of the Mountain, the local ghost forces are quite rampant, and when they implement the laws and regulations of the Hades Palace, they often change and adapt, and the purpose of the adaptation is to better exploit the people at the bottom, and they can grab more benefits.

Fang Laohan originally planned to build a thatched house to shelter from the wind and rain, but when he was halfway through the construction, the ghost soldiers patrolling the local area overturned him and asked him to pay a certain space occupation tax before he could use the land. And the tax on this space occupation is extremely high, where can Fang Laohan afford it when he first arrives?

When Fang Laohan was in the yang world, he also lived a self-sufficient life, relying on planting a few acres of land to fill his stomach. In the yang world, the children lived a very poor life, and when he died, when the children buried him, there were not many funeral gifts. He didn't have the money to give gifts to the ghosts of various local forces, so various local forces repeatedly came to trouble Fang Laohan.

Fang Laohan's thatched hut was built and demolished, demolished and rebuilt, and demolished again・・・・・・ and in the end, Fang Laohan had no choice but to find a cave on this hillside to live in.

Fang Laohan also went to the Hades Mansion to complain, but unfortunately he didn't tip, and he was never able to enter the gate of the Hades Mansion. Even if Lord Yama is clear, but the ghosts below are too much in line with money, there is no way to do this thing, and there is only grievances to be done.

The adjutant said to a few ghosts: "That old man Fang who often goes to the Hades Palace to complain should be wandering in this valley, you go down and invite him to me?

The four ghosts went down and began to look for Fang Laohan, leaving two ghosts to wait beside the adjutant to listen to the order.

The four ghosts searched the entire hillside, but they couldn't find the whereabouts of Fang Laohan, and one of them was so angry that he blew a few mouthfuls of ghost fire, which ignited a small pile of hay on the hillside. When the hay was burned, a hole in the earth was revealed, and a shriveled old man crawled out of the hole coughing, and the clothes he was wearing were burned to pieces.

The four ghosts were very happy, they laughed at each other at the pitiful appearance of this old man, and they didn't ask if it was Old Man Fang, and they indiscriminately arrested him and brought him to the adjutant to return to his life.

The adjutant asked the old man, "Are you Old Man Fang?"

The old man replied, "Adult, the little one is exactly." ”

The adjutant said, "That's good, Lord Yama is invited." ”

Fang Laohan asked suspiciously: "Really, I don't believe it, my identity is so humble, Lord Yama will meet me, it's impossible, I won't go." My heart is dead, and I'm not going to sue anymore for a little bit of land to build a house on. ”

The adjutant's eyes widened and he said, "Why don't you go and ask us to invite you?"

Old Man Fang's two eyelids jumped and jumped, he felt that disaster was coming, he wanted to run, this ghost sent him again, there must be no good thing. However, such a weak and shriveled old man, in front of the ghosts, where can he escape?

As soon as Fang Laohan ran two steps, he was tied up by two of the most powerful ghost soldiers and caught back.

The adjutant said, "You old man, you still want to run, you are toasting and not eating and drinking." He said to the ghost soldiers, "Go back to the palace of the king of Hades and return to the king of Hades." ”

They escorted Fang Laohan back to the Hades Mansion together, and the adjutant told the Hades Lord, "Lord Hades, we have escorted Fang Laohan back together." ”

Lord Yan said angrily: "Bastard, I asked you to invite Old Man Fang, why did you escort his old man here?"

The adjutant and the six ghosts knelt down to Lord Yama and said, "The little one is guilty, please punish Lord Yama." ”

Lord Yama didn't let them get up, so scared that none of them dared to get up, and this adjutant was even more worried, his adjutant sword had already been taken away by Lord Yama. This time he was doing something, and Lord Yama was not happy, he was very worried about whether his black gauze hat could be kept? When the ghost has to look at the boss's face and act, he is still worried all day long, it turns out that it is not easy to be a ghost.

Lord Yan walked up to Fang Laohan, leaned over, personally untied the rope for Fang Laohan, and asked with concern: "Fang Laohan, why are your clothes so broken by the fire?"

Fang Laohan was deeply moved, he thought that he had finally met the Qing official, and finally saw the Lord of Yama who he had admired for a long time in his heart, he fell to his knees with a thud, tears flowed downward, and his stomach was full of bitterness and wanted to confide in Lord Yama.

Lord Yan said: "Old man Fang, if you have any grievances, tell me directly, and I will call the shots for you." ”

Fang Laohan kowtowed deeply to Lord Yama and then said, "This dress of mine was burned by the ghost who caught me just now and set a ghost fire to me・・・・・・

Lord Yama helped Old Man Fang up and asked him to sit down on a chair next to the table. Lord Yama glared at the ghost who was kneeling with anger and reprimanded: "Who are you who set the ghost fire to burn Old Man Fang?"

One of the kneeling ghosts said tremblingly, "Lord Hades, I set the ghost fire. I looked for Fang Laohan on that hillside for a long time, but I couldn't find him, so I set off a ghost fire in a fit of anger, but I didn't expect it to burn Fang Laohan. ”

Lord Yan then got angry and said, "I usually emphasize that the use of this ghost fire is a matter of prudence and prudence, but you just didn't listen, and burned Old Man Fang so badly. The ghost in charge of punishment has sent me, and you have sent me thirty boards for the ghost who set the fire. The adjutant led the team to do things unfavorably, and he also played the adjutant's top ten boards. ”

Old Man Fang knelt down and pleaded with Lord Yama and said, "Please Lord Yama don't punish all the officials, it's all my mouth that makes you angry." ”

Lord Yama helped up Old Man Fang and said, "You get up and sit down to talk, there are family rules in the family, and this Yama Mansion also has the rules of the Yama Mansion." In the face of the great enemy, they are still so loose and do not obey orders, I have long wanted to find a model to establish military prestige. ”

Lord Yama said to the ghost who was in charge of the punishment, "Why don't you do it yet?"

The ghost in charge of punishment said, "Lord Yama, I dare to beat that little ghost who ran away, but if I beat the adjutant, his rank is much higher than mine, how dare I do it? If he gives me small shoes to wear behind my back, I will not be even more miserable." ”

Lord Yama said: "Is the adjutant's black gauze hat worn for the rest of his life? Hit the top ten boards, keep the official position, and check him for three months, and then decide whether he can continue to take on great responsibilities after seeing his performance? If he dares to take revenge on you in private, I will directly dismiss him from his position." If you don't fight the adjutant, I'll let the adjutant beat you until you beat him. ”

The adjutant hurriedly knelt down and kowtowed and begged for mercy: "Please exempt Lord Yama from the punishment of the ten boards of the lower officials, right? ”

Lord Yama said, "How many times have you said this to me? It seems that my ears have grown calluses, so let's put on the ten major boards to give you a longer memory?"

The adjutant resigned, "Yes." Willing to accept the punishment of Lord Yama. He is unwilling to accept it and has no choice, following the Lord of Yama, maybe his black gauze hat can still be kept, and if he fights and bargains, I am afraid that his black gauze hat will be taken off immediately.

The ghost who set the ghost fire also knelt on the ground and pleaded: "Please Lord Yama a lot, can you reduce the number of boards for me?" This ghost in charge of punishment is strong, I'm afraid that after so many boards are beaten, I will definitely have my skin and flesh, and my life and death are unknown?"

Lord Yama said: "You knew why did you bother in the first place? How many times have I repeatedly emphasized this discipline? You still can't remember, even if you are unlucky if you hit the muzzle of the gun today, these thirty boards will not be missing, and you will have to be hit hard." Did the ghost in charge of the punishment hear me? Execute immediately, and you will keep an eye on all the ghost soldiers present and count them. ”

The demon messenger in charge of the punishment said, "Yes." The other ghosts followed suit and said, "Yes." ”

The ghost in charge of punishment asked, "Who will you hit first?"

The adjutant reluctantly said, "Hit me first." He felt that he could retreat after the beating first, waiting here to be beaten, watching others get beaten first, and the beating was so heavy, it must be uncomfortable in his heart. He wanted to hit himself first, maybe the ghost in charge of punishment would still be merciful, and if he hit the arson first, and Lord Yama was not satisfied and asked to increase the intensity before fighting, then the starting point of beating himself would be better, and he would suffer even more.

The adjutant lay flat in the hall, and the ghost in charge of punishment gave him a look, and he understood. As soon as the onicha in charge of the punishment lifted the plank and it fell on him, he pretended to cry out in pain.

Lord Yama said, "You may not be exaggerating too much, right? Let me emphasize again, the ghost in charge of punishment has sent you to listen to me, and if you don't fight hard enough, not hard enough, you will let the adjutant beat you in turn." ”

The ghost in charge of the punishment gave the adjutant a look again, which conveyed the message that the two people should act synchronously, and they should act like ghosts and demons, so that Lord Yama could not see the flaws.

The ghost in charge of punishment knows that he is mixed in front of the two superiors, especially when they have a conflict, this one is called Xiang Dong, and the other is called Xiang Xi, which is not a good feeling, and both sides cannot afford to offend. Especially on the day when the two were reconciled, it was his fault to favor anyone, and his many years of experience in the management of hell's punishments taught him to be tactful, to learn to be flexible, and to leave more for himself. It is better to offend a good ghost than to offend a terrible ghost.

The ghost cha and the adjutant in charge of the punishment sang and acted in harmony with the ten boards, they can be called first-class actors, and their performances are too subtle. But even so, how can it be hidden from the eyes of Lord Yama, Lord Yama also sees that the adjutant has served him for many years, and he has to honor himself every year, and he will open up and turn a blind eye to it.

It was the turn of the oni who set the fire to be punished, and he lay on the ground and prayed to the oni who was in charge of the punishment: "Big brother, please be merciful to your subordinates, and be merciful to your subordinates・・・・・・"

The ghost in charge of the punishment smiled and agreed: "Okay, brother, just lie down, I will definitely show mercy." ”

The ghost in charge of punishment understands that Lord Yama must not be very satisfied with his performance just now, and this time he must fight hard to satisfy Lord Yama. Otherwise, Lord Yama will blame him, and he can only walk around without eating.

After the ghost in charge of punishment hit the twenty boards, the ghost who set the ghost fire really fell into a coma. At first he screamed in pain, then his voice slowly faded until he finally fell unconscious. The ghost in charge of the punishment brought several basins of cold water and poured them on the tortured ghost, and after a while, he woke up.

The onicha in charge of the punishment lifted the plank and was about to execute it again, trying to hit the remaining ten boards. At this time, Old Man Fang knelt down to Lord Yama and pleaded for this ghost messenger and said, "Lord Yama, please don't fight anymore, I'm afraid that if you fight again, you will die." ”

Driven by Fang Laohan, all the ghosts, including the adjutant, who were in charge of the punishment, knelt down in front of Lord Yama, pleaded for this ghost messenger and asked Lord Yama to spare his life.

Lord Yama just wanted to teach this ghost a good lesson, and he didn't really want to kill him, he was a little more ruthless when he spoke angrily, but he didn't expect this ghost in charge of punishment to really take it seriously. Beat this little ghost so cruelly. Now that this has been said, it is difficult to change my words. Now that everyone is pleading, Lord Yama pushes the boat down the river and says, "Everyone get up, right?" The remaining ten sticks will be remembered for him for the time being, and if he behaves well in the future, he will not fight, and if he commits it again in the future, he will accumulate it until the next time. ”

After everyone got up, the execution ghost also packed up the torture equipment. The tortured ghost said in an extremely weak voice, "Thank you, Lord Yama, for sparing your life, thank you for saving your life." He passed out again.

At this time, the adjutant immediately said: "Hurry up and take him to the infirmary for treatment." "Two ghosts came up and rushed him to the best local hospital for treatment.

Lord Yan said: "The adjutant stays, follow me to the VIP room of the canteen to accompany Fang Laohan to eat, and the other ghosts take turns on duty and take turns to eat in the canteen." At the moment of the great enemy, everyone must cheer up, report to me immediately if there is something important, and don't make decisions without authorization, so as not to mess up the entire layout. ”

The ghosts below said in unison: "Lord Yama, please rest assured, we must remember your teachings, face a strong enemy, and prepare for battle. Please ask for instructions in time. ”

Lord Yama said happily: "Okay! I invited Mr. Fang to my room to change into the clothes I was wearing, and then followed me to the VIP room of the restaurant for dinner. The adjutant followed. ”

Fang Laohan was extremely honored and said: "It's better to be respectful than to obey your fate, thank you Lord Yama for your hospitality." ”

After Fang Laohan changed into the plainclothes of Lord Yama, he was obviously much more magnificent, and the three of them walked towards the VIP room of the canteen together.