Chapter [0465]: Pretending to be sick and avoiding a slap

I saw that Miao Sixue's pair of high heels were thrown over, so I straightened up with confidence and said with a smile: "If you have the ability, throw it away." Pen Fun Pavilion www.biquge.info"

Miao Sixue yelled angrily: "Zhang Shiwen, you... You pick up my shoes for me. ”

"Hmph, it's funny that you hit me with your shoes and make me pick them up. I said with a sneer.

"Zhang Shiwen, do you pick it up or not?" Miao Sixue stomped her foot and roared. Suddenly, Miao Sixue shouted, "Ouch!"

I hurriedly asked, "What's wrong with you?"

Miao Sixue frowned, took a breath and shouted, "Mom, I stomped on a small stone." ”

"You deserve it, I hurt you, who let you smash me. I gloated.

Miao Sixue was so angry that she jumped three feet high, she lowered her head, looking around for something. I know: Miao Sixue is looking for the stone that will hit me. It's a pity that there is a meadow next to the wall, which is cleaned up.

Miao Sixue angrily took out her mobile phone and wanted to smash it on me.

"Miao Sixue, you... You're crazy, beware of smashing your phone. I hurriedly stopped.

Miao Sixue hesitated for a moment and put her phone into her satchel again. She ordered angrily: "Zhang Shiwen, if you don't pick up my shoes back, I'm not done with you." ”

If I hadn't helped Miao Sixue pick up her shoes, she would have had to go barefoot in a big circle to get outside the wall. In this way, Miao Sixue will hate me even more.

I thought about it for a while and said, "Miao Sixue, I can help you pick up your shoes, but don't be angry with me anymore, okay?"

Miao Sixue stared at me coldly and shouted, "Zhang Shiwen, if you want to let the old lady lose her anger, just stretch your face over." ”

I know: Miao Sixue is about to be mad by me, and she will never be willing not to let her slap her a few times. However, I can't be a man, and I can't just send it up to her to fan. Besides, she's slapped me a few times.

I thought to myself: Let's pick up Miao Sixue's shoes first.

I picked up Miao Sixue's two high heels and handed them to her carefully. I smiled and said, "It's okay, it didn't break." ”

I'm ready to run away at any time, as long as Miao Sixue raises her hand, I will run as fast as a rabbit.

Miao Sixue took the shoes, glared at me, lowered her head and put on the shoes. Then, she raised her head and roared viciously: "Zhang Shiwen, you tricked me today, and I am not done with you." ”

I sighed and said, "Miao Sixue, have you thought about it, if you kill me, your sister did it yesterday?"

"Hmph, I won't kill you, I'm going to make you can't die, you can't live. Miao Sixue said viciously.

Looking at Miao Sixue's angry appearance, she won't stop without slapping me a few times. I really don't want her to slap me again, though.

Suddenly, I remembered a ploy.

I covered the **** with one hand, held the iron fence with the other, and said with a painful expression on my face: "I... I had a heart attack ......"

"You... Do you have a heart attack?" Miao Sixue was startled.

I nodded and said, "I... I have coronary heart disease. As I spoke, I slowly fell to the ground, my head pressed against the wall, as if I was about to faint.

"Zhang Shiwen, you hold on, I'll call an ambulance immediately. Miao Sixue panicked for a moment, she took out her mobile phone and dialed 120.

"Miao Sixue, I... If I die, take the gourd and protect... Take care of ......," I muttered.

"Zhang Shiwen, you wait, I'll come over right away. Miao Sixue said, pulling her legs and running.

I raised my head, looked at Miao Sixue's running figure, and smiled secretly. I thought: You little girl, if you want to rectify me, you still need a fire. Hmph, my little trick will make you go all the way.

Within three minutes, Miao Sixue ran over, she held me out of breath, and asked anxiously, "You... You're going to hold on!"

I pretended to be in unusually painful shape and said, "Miao... Miao Sixue, it's okay if I'm dead, I can't let go of your sister......"

"You're not going to die, the ambulance will be there soon, you're going to be treated. Miao Sixue said with tears in her eyes.

I glanced up at Miao Sixue, and thought suspiciously: This girl is quite sympathetic, just now, she was still screaming to kill me, and she cried bitterly to comfort me in the blink of an eye.

"You... Take the gourd over you......" I gestured to the gourd at my waist.

"Zhang Shiwen, you... You'll be fine. Miao Sixue choked and said.

"You... Hurry up and get the gourd, I... I'm afraid I'll lose it when I die. I said weakly with half-open eyes.

Now I look like a dying man.

"Brother Zhang, you... You must resist it, you can't die. You're dead, and my sister is finished. Miao Sixue shouted hoarsely.

As soon as I heard it, Miao Sixue called me "Brother Zhang" again, and I couldn't help but be overjoyed.

"I... I didn't want to die, but ...... "I tilted my head and pretended to faint."

"Brother Zhang... Brother Zhang... You can't die......" Miao Sixue cried bitterly.

The sirens of the ambulances are getting closer. After a while, I was lifted into the ambulance.

I pretended to wake up again, and asked with my eyes half-open, "I... Where am I?"

"Brother Zhang, you are in the ambulance, and you are about to go to the hospital. Seeing that I woke up, Miao Sixue clenched my hand in surprise and begged: "Brother Zhang, you must resist, you must resist!"

"I... I resisted, I must resist, for... For the sake of your sister, I will resist. I muttered.

"Brother Zhang, you have been admitted to the hospital, you will be fine. Miao Sixue exclaimed happily.

With trembling hands, I took off the treasure gourd on my waist, handed it to Miao Sixue with a slight trembling hand, and explained: "I... If I die, you take this treasure gourd and go to the old Taoist priest, he will help you. ”

Miao Sixue held my hand tightly and said, "Brother Zhang, I want you to live." ”

"You... Don't you hate me? When I'm dead, you'll be relieved. I said.

"Brother Zhang, I... I don't actually hate you at all, really. Miao Sixue said.

"You... You don't hate me?" I was taken aback.

Miao Sixue's face was sincere, and she swore and said, "Brother Zhang, when you killed my sister at the beginning, I really hated you. However, since my sister entered the treasure gourd, I don't hate you anymore. ”

"Really?" I thought to myself: Miao Sixue may have seen that I was dying, so she wanted to comfort me.

"Really. Brother Zhang, I didn't lie to you. Miao Sixue looked at me, her face suddenly flushed, and she whispered shyly: "Brother Zhang, I love you a little." ”

Miao Sixue said that she loved me a little, which scared me a lot. I thought: It's hard to tell if this crazy girl's words are true or false.

"You... Don't talk crazy, I'm your future brother-in-law. I said.

"Brother Zhang, I always feel that there is no hope for my sister to borrow a corpse to resurrect her soul. So, I want to take the place of my sister and love you well. To be honest, I've never loved a man in my life. Miao Sixue said sincerely.

"Miao Sixue... You... Don't say that, I... I love your sister. "I thought to myself: You have already tested me once, do you want to test me a second time?

(To be continued.) )