Chapter 30 One hundred and eighty-eight, take home a full set of techniques
In the huge kitchen, there is a burst of the smell of food, here, you can see a huge heavenly demon python busy, it coiled, its head is low against the pot and spews fire, its tail rolls up the kitchen knife, jingling the vegetables, and on the side, there are some specially made instruments for it. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info
Xiao Guoguo is busy preparing dinner for everyone, which is something he is very willing to do. Because, as long as it does these things, it usually gets a piece of "Star Fruit" as a reward. It was very strange that this group of people was indifferent to the Xingchen Fruit, and they didn't even know how to taste the delicacy of the Xingchen Fruit, even Gu Fengchen, who had such an interest in life, he tried to take a bite and actually vomited...... They would rather eat the carcasses of dead animals and plants than eat a delicacy that language can no longer describe.
"The little snake spirit is the little snake spirit," once, Ya Xiaotang looked at the little fruit fruit that tasted the star fruit with relish and said, which made the little fruit feel very unhappy, after its research, it is clear that the taste buds on the human tongue have problems, and they can't taste the strange delicacy of the star fruit, not only do they admit their natural defects, but they also attribute themselves to the snake spirit disease series with no defects in their taste buds, which is really frustrating.
"Don't you think it's dirty?" Ya Xiaotang's classmate tried to make Xiao Guoguo give up his love for Xingchen Guo, "Why don't you think about it, how did this Xingchen Fruit come to be?" It was a planet in its early years, and there were many, many creatures living on the planet, and then the star died, and the stinking corpses of those creatures were retained..... Gradually, this planet collapsed, forming the Star Fruit, which is essentially a planet, a planet covered with stinking corpses and feces, for such a disgusting thing, how can you ......"
Gu Fengchen refuted Ya Xiaotang's theories that he didn't know where they came from: "Speaking of which, I have to tell you one thing, the rice provided by our school is special. On the northwest side of the school is a small farm that is littered with the corpses of prehistoric powerhouses, which are the fertilizer for these rice. I also told you, do you know why the toilets in our school are graded? Those old monsters have their own special toilets, do you know where their feces go? After my research, their feces also went to that farm, as food for food, according to relevant research, the food cultivated by the feces of these advanced old monsters can enhance the physique of the eaters........ Think about it, how do you feel about the ugly and abnormal, only a few inverted triangle teeth left in the mouth, and the feces of Rongshan Mountain, which still exudes a strong stench, actually indirectly walked to your dining table?"
"By @@@¥¥##¥#2....." Ya Xiaotang had nothing to say, only felt a burst of nausea.
At this time, this Tongtian Demon Python actually came to mend the knife, and it looked at Ya Xiaotang, who was so disgusted that he was about to vomit, and said: "Actually, this is all a psychological problem, feces humans feel very dirty, but it is the food of maggots, you humans say that maggots are perverted and disgusting....... Bee vomit and excrement are delicious to humans...... Also, even if you don't have the same attitude towards feces, you are like Ya Xiaotang, I know that you are obsessed with elephant dung coffee now........ It's as if you're having a good time drinking and never think it's actually coming out of elephant dung....... Therefore, when you feel dirty, you are not really dirty, but because of your extremely ignorant prejudice. ”
"Ya Xiaotang, your prejudice and your ignorance have become psychological problems, we don't eat Xingchen fruit not because it is dirty but because our taste buds are different from it. In the end, Gu Fengchen summed up the debate and drew an end.
"Okay, you have a point, but you guys give me a soaking of feces to see......"
"Didn't I say it just now?" Ya Xiaotang, the reason we don't eat it is because our taste buds are not suitable for ......," Gu Fengchen said.
Ya Xiaotang felt that she couldn't refute this strange theory, but the damn little snake spirit actually began to dream, and it actually drooled from its mouth, and said in a demented voice: "How I want, how I want to transplant the taste buds of all species into my mouth...... In this way, there are too many delicacies in the world......"
"I think I should move the dog's tongue into your mouth first, and then feed you a big dog si, so you can enjoy it!" Even Gu Fengchen couldn't stand the wonder of this little snake spirit with no heart, and he slapped this drooling guy, this idea was too disgusting.......
"Master, aren't you on the same front as me, how can you help her talk?" the little snake spirit was dissatisfied, and said, "Look at the fact that you gave me a piece of Star Fruit just now, I will betray it without care......"
Now, Gu Fengchen and a few classmates are playing mahjong, while Xiao Guoguo is cooking alone in the huge kitchen...... How old is Xiao Guoguo, only one hundred and fifty years old, compared to the long life of Warcraft, it is still an immature child, how can it seem that he is abusing children.
Fortunately, people with a conscience account for the majority, except for Gu Fengchen, who won the money, the rest of the people all agree that they should help Xiao Guoguo - and Gu Fengchen can see at a glance that it is because these people have lost miserably, but they all agree that Gu Fengchen's approach is inhumane, after all, for an underage Tongtian Demon Python with no hands and feet, it is too difficult to prepare meals for humans.
Then they were stunned by what they had seen.......
A huge Tongtian Demon Python is coiled on the ground, in the middle of its body, is a huge pot, the mouth of the Tongtian Demon Python is aimed at the bottom of the pot, constantly spewing fire, its tail, rolled up a big knife, in the jingling of chopping vegetables, on the side, a small excavator was wiped shiny, it is not digging, but stir-frying, no mistake, the excavator is stir-frying......
"Little snake spirit, what are you doing?"
"Stir-fry, don't you know, I'm stir-frying!" Xiao Guoguo changed the fire in his mouth to a squirt out of his nostrils, after all, it had to leave its mouth to talk to these people.
"Why do you stir-fry like this?" even Ya Xiaotang felt weak for a while and asked.
"Ah, you don't know this," Xiao Guoguo said profoundly, "This is a kind of innovation, and it is a new course developed by combining the strengths of our Oriental Wizards Academy and Fengxiang Elite Academy. ”
With a look of pride on the face of this little snake spirit, he continued to explain:
"This is one of the great and interesting inventions of my master who has a bright future and is now like a worthless dog, unfortunately, he can only provide a way, this is how I, the future guardian of the Oriental Wizards Academy, the future top powerhouse of the Holy Spirit Continent, can realize this great and interesting invention, that is, Miss Ellie, who is above the top and never praises the students, thinks it is very magical and interesting!"
Several classmates looked at each other, they couldn't understand why this big guy was so proud.
"Combining the areas in which our two top institutions excel, my Master- The great mahjong holy hand Gu Fengchen, he created a method of epochal significance: use spiritual power to control the excavator to fry vegetables, which is simply the gospel of reptilian creatures and unevolved hand creatures, with this, these creatures do not have to endure the smell of raw food, they do not have to live in the days of drinking blood, according to Miss Ellie's theory, the diet of organisms determines the evolutionary path of organisms, it is foreseeable that with this invention, there will be more and more top intelligent creatures on the continent, which is an epoch-making invention....... ”
A few classmates were stunned, what kind of bird's top invention is this?Use spiritual power to control the excavator to stir-fry?What kind of thing?
"Such an epoch-making great invention, now I prudently announce that I can transfer a full set of technology and equipment, as long as one hundred and eighty-eight, a full set of technology to take home, one hundred and eighty-eight, you can't buy a loss, and you can't buy a fool, think about it, don't you want your mount to evolve into as smart and intelligent as Xiao Guoguo? Don't you want to think about it, when you are bored, when you are in the middle of fighting, you don't want your lifelong combat partner to play mahjong and chess with you? With this set of "using spiritual power to control the excavator to stir-fry" Technology, none of this is a dream. ”
A male middle school sounded, and it was Gu Fengchen triumphantly inserting advertising words behind Xiao Guoguo.
"One hundred and eighty-eight, take home a full set of techniques, use spiritual power to control the excavator to stir-fry, and give your lifelong combat partners a bright future......"
Gu Fengchen and Xiao Guoguo cooperated very tacitly, obviously, they rehearsed this project more than once, Ya Xiaotang and they immediately understood that playing mahjong this time was not the theme of this party, the theme of this party was here......
This is simply too funny, Ya Xiaotang has forgotten her ladylike demeanor, and she is leaning forward and leaning back with laughter, laughing waves....... At the same time, she did not forget to use her memory crystal to record this interesting content, nor did she forget to share it with her friends.