Chapter 697 - Met and Pumped Away

I didn't feel anything special when I was teleported and flickered by the hairball biu, except for the sudden change of scenery in front of me and the temporary confusion in my brain, the rest was as plain as a walk in the breeze. Of course, it's a pretty good thing to do, it's better than having pins and needles every time I teleport, so I'm happy to ride the hairball.

However, these are only very short teleportations, and this is the first time I've seen a hairball perform a long teleportation across N streets like this. Honestly, I was expecting the little thing to teleport as smoothly as before, but it turned out that I was too superficial.

Appearing directly in mid-air about two meters above the ground is what to doβ€”β€”!! it's actually nothing to appear at this height.,It's just a big deal to fall into the dirt or the ass blooms.,But what is the trouble with Saizeriya appearing directly above me?

Without giving me much time to sigh in the wind, I only had time to open my arms and make a gesture ready to catch the short blonde hair, when my back slammed into a hard object, and then there was a "bang" metal sound.

It hurts, but it's not over yet, because Saria is already screaming and falling head-on. The girl's position is facing me, and if I wasn't down there she would definitely fall and gnaw on the mud, but since I'm here now, in other words, the girl will hug us?

What a happy I mean bad situation, my whole body is in awkward anticipation, hey!

It's not like I haven't hugged girls, baby sister, Blue Feather Senpai, Lu Yin, and even Emilina, but I never thought that this hug would be so heavy at some point......

I was almost crushed out by Saria, and the things I was most looking forward to burying my head in the short blonde chest or the bottom of my skirt didn't happen. The girl simply smashed her head hammer on my right rib, and the intense pain made me have the heart to experience any other wonderful touch?

"Sa, Saria, it's time for you to lose weight......" I ** in pain, I wanted to press the shoulder of the short blonde hair to push her up, but I couldn't use my strength because of the pain and numbness, "Hurry down." ”

The girl lying in my arms had a red and embarrassed expression, but when she heard this, she suddenly exploded. Pounding the metal plate under me hard, he said angrily: "You need to lose weight, I have always paid attention to maintaining my weight! You perverted gentleman has thought carefully for me and said again, am I heavy or not?"

At least you're slender by the standards of the Federation - it feels like you'll be splattered with blood on the spot when you say it, so forget it. Also, what happened to the metal plate that was shaking slightly under us because of Saria's movements, and where did the hairball teleport us?

At this moment, there was a deliberate amplified cough from the side, and when the two of us turned our heads and noticed her, we put on a meaningful lewd expression, tilted the corners of our mouths, stretched out our fingers, and smiled: "Ah, is this the legendary car shock?"

...... What the heck?

I couldn't help but turn my head to look at it in confusion and find myself lying on the window and hood of a sedan. And the two have been damaged to varying degrees, which made me burst into tears on the spot.

Saizeriya (straightened up, blushing and screaming) "It's not β€”β€”!"

I (my head is full of black lines and my whole body is gray): "How much does this have to lose?"

Kui Ye suddenly pointed at me and shouted angrily while jumping: "Zhou Yi Sao Nian, your reaction is wrong! Anyway, at this time, what kind of trouble is it to care about how much compensation is required for the damaged car, and the girl riding on you will cry! Besides, it is not your car that is damaged, but someone else's car, what is there to feel sorry for?"

It's because it's someone else's car, so the problem is even more serious!

Saria, who couldn't cast a spell because she was making physical contact with me, decisively threw her staff at the little black dragon: "It's not like that!"

The strange expression on his face was still maintained, and he raised his index finger and shook it gently, "But it seems to me that this is how things are, or are you two going to maintain that posture all the time and then be looked at by the little master Emilina who came in a hurry and trigger a series of Shura fields?"

I don't think Emilina will make it out of the Shura field, but she's the daughter of the undisciplined black blonde Lori, who can guarantee that the girl won't do that, and if I insist on doing so, I'll probably be killed by Saizeriya before the blonde arrives.

"This alone is absolutely not going to work!" said Sally Adam, jumping to the ground and stomping her feet desperately. "Anyway, Zhou Yi, you deliberately let the hairball do this, do you like to take advantage of other girls!?"

"This is a big misunderstanding. My little aunt!" I said with a frenzied look on my face, "Did you see that I had any instructions on the hairball before I left?"

"Mia. The sound of furballs came from the roof of the car, and the little thing squinted and looked very happy, as if he was proud of what he had done.

I just felt that something was wrong with the whole person, so I walked over and poked the round body of the hairball with my index finger and said angrily, "So." What is the purpose of doing this little thing that you think you have done well?"

The hairball rolled up with the movement of my fingers, but as soon as I stood firm, it came to the top of Saria's head, who had not yet reacted, and after two gentle jumps, it returned to my shoulder.

This is...... Legendary matchmaking?Although the way seems to be a little something, but it's a small thing. goodjob!

"That's enough, I'm blind. Tsuya sighed deeply angrily, "Isn't it that there must be a light novel, I mean that the favorite god fall plot is necessary to show off the flashbang so much, do you dare to be a little more serious?"

I couldn't help but pout slightly: "Where is this a flashbang?" Tell me what it was like when you came by yourself. It's not going to land safely, is it?"

Purple Night immediately raised his head high, casually touched his long black hair, put on a very remarkable appearance, turned sideways, and motioned to a shallow pit not far away that seemed to be able to accommodate the entire little black dragon: "Hugh wants to compare this dragon with you weak scumbags mortals, you must know that we fell from more than ten meters in the air." As a result, not only did he not get hurt, but he also carefully followed Ellie's master's instructions that girls should cover their skirts when they fall from the sky so as not to show their fatness. How, isn't it amazing?"

Sally was suddenly embarrassed, and I decisively took out a paper fan and slapped it on the little black dragon's head: "What are you doing there!? What are you going to do when you fall from the air while holding your skirt and selling cuteness, let me spread my wings from behind and fly up!"

"Huh. Is there anything wrong with paying attention to this and not complaining about Ellie's master's teachings?"

Ignoring the little black dragon with a surprised face, I weakly supported my forehead with my hand and said, "If that person is out of specification, no matter how you complain, you will feel like you will lose on the spot, so forget it." ”

Although her teachings are really not wrong in a sense......

"You two don't make a fuss, let's make sure this is. Saliya patted her face vigorously to return to her normal expression and said, "Sara is already many steps ahead of us, and there is no time to toss around on the day-toss. ”

Of course, this sentence must not be said, otherwise my baby sister will have to come all the way to collect my body for me. So I decided to change my words: "That's right. The furball can't speak, so I don't know where the limits of its abilities are. Maybe only half the distance has been moved. ”

"Mi (third tone). "There was a hairball unhappy voice over my shoulder, could it be that we were already at the door of the TV station?

Sure enough, when looking around, everyone saw very clearly the shining gold-lettered signboard of "Yucheng TV Broadcasting Center" on the surface of the high-rise building dozens of meters away. In addition to this, a film of lilac can be seen hanging over the outside of the building, and the color is deepening at a rate visible to the naked eye.

"It's not good, the other party is setting up an enchantment!" Sazaya was taken aback when she saw this, picked up the staff that had been slapped away by the night and took the lead in rushing out, "Hurry up." By the time she finishes the enchantment, it'll be too late. ”

That's true, but I don't think Sara would let anyone else bother her at such a critical moment. In fact, the short blonde hair had only been running out for a few steps. Suddenly, a lot of shiny colored equilateral hexagonal magic arrays appeared on the ground of the parking lot where we were, and many colorful insects and human shapes crawled out of it one after another, and began to look at us strongly.

Well, this is also a conventional development.

"I'll get out of the way, and you two will follow closely. "Take care to protect yourself, I don't want to stop because I want to save someone." ”

"Wait. "I couldn't help but shout loudly and try to stop the little black dragon, but she had already made contact with the miscellaneous soldiers in the front row, "Forget it, let's see the situation first, maybe it's just my unfounded worries." ”

Ayaya is confronted with a six-legged "scorpion" with a tail. Instead of transforming into a black dragon form (because she was about to rush into the building), she chose to engage the enemy in her cute loli form, raising her right arm and slapping the opponent's tail in the face - and then Biu flew backwards and flew backwards, past Saizeriya and me, who didn't have time to react, and slammed the door of a sedan into a dent.

Shenma situation, could it be that all the miscellaneous soldiers in this year have eaten Jin Kela, and they are so fierce that they can stand and smoke against the black dragon?

Such an unexpected and shocking situation made me and Saria stand on the spot, and when I thought that the naΓ―ve and superficial person would quickly stand up like a nobody, and spit and say something "because Lori is too light, I accidentally suffered a big loss" and then transformed into a dragon to kill the Quartet, but her head was tilted and she fainted gorgeously.

Well, it's not a good time to come and play any messy in the wind, and I didn't expect such a situation before, so I had to act accordingly.

It's just that I didn't expect it to be so exaggerated......

"Come here, come here, and leave the night alone. I hurriedly shouted loudly to the nearby golden red short-haired, "Shala's primary target is not her, and the black dragon can't help anything in this current battlefield! ”

"Why, Zhou Yi, do you know something?" said Saria, who approached me without the slightest hesitation, and asked suspiciously, "Anyway, a black dragon was swept away by miscellaneous soldiers before they met, what the hell is going on?"

Instead of taking the Blood Curse Soul Strike, I chose the bow and arrow, and said as I bent my bow and arrow at the miscellaneous soldiers, "Although it is only a speculation without any evidence, I believe that there is some kind of giant magic circle buried under the city, and Sara used it to create a city-sized barrier. As for the specific effect of the enchantment, you should be clear after watching the performance of the night. ”

The short-haired blond man with a frightened face, like a rabbit stuck in a dead end by a big bad wolf: "You mean Sara has spiritualized all of us!?"

"That's pretty much it, after all, it's easier for her to mentally attack us after being spiritualized. As I spoke, I shot an arrow casually, nailed into the head of the scorpion in the distance, and immediately shattered it, and the effect was immediate, "The mental power in the distance is a short board, and the night will be pumped away in a flash, and I, who can only play soy sauce, can easily kill the miscellaneous soldiers in seconds." ”

"Mia. The hairball then jumped my shoulder twice and put on a very remarkable look, which instantly made me and Saria's faces bloody.

"Ahem, OK, I see. Saizeriya clenched her fists and coughed as she said, "Maybe your combat power has increased five or even ten times in this special environment, but that's not a reason for you to pretend to be handsome at will!"

I myself also don't think that a guy with a combat strength of 25 or 50 has the capital to pretend to be handsome. (To be continued......)