There is a fish in the northern underworld, and its name is Kun. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 info Kun is so big, I don't know how many thousands of miles it is. Turned into a bird, its name is Peng. Peng's back, I don't know how many thousands of miles it is, flies angrily, and its wings are like clouds hanging from the sky.

Liu Xuan couldn't help but yawn, and his numbness to this strange world went from bewildered to ecstatic, to dull, until this moment.

"Look, Divine Bird Peng!"

A group of children dressed in coarse linen clothes are so happy that they point to the flying super giants in the sky, tilting their necks and scrambling to watch, their clothes are in tatters, patches everywhere, and dirty, their parents are working in the fields, there is no time to care about them, these children are all yellow and thin, but the material life does not affect them to play and laugh, all of them are giggling, just like children on the earth chasing planes, chasing the moon, but here is not chasing planes and moons, chasing a giant bird the size of a civil airliner that can accommodate more than 300 passengers。

But the next moment, he was caught by the adults who swarmed and bowed down in various ways.

The appearance of this bird is difficult to describe, the people of these worlds call it a sacred bird, and Liu Xuan named them Peng, which comes from the Zhuangzi's getaway.

Liu Xuan was originally a college student in the 21st century, and in the era of highly developed science and technology, in addition to having an almost obsessive hobby for science fiction like other boys, he also felt a deep interest in traditional Chinese culture, such as Wang Yangming's mind studies, Lao Zhuang and so on.

That day, after Liu Xuan played a single-row LOL and came to a wave of seven consecutive kneeling, he was so angry that he wanted to smash the laptop, and he wanted to buy a knife to get into the network cable and cut the teammate on the other end a hundred times.

Trolls, all Nima trolls, squirting around is not all silver, Nima!

Frustrated in the game, Liu Xuan casually picked up the "Zhuangzi" placed at the head of the bed, felt the breadth and profundity of Chinese culture, thought about the getaway, and thought about the allusion to the dream of Huangliang inside.

A dream is over for a lifetime, what a magical dream it is, Liu Xuan is envious, jealous and hateful, and then falls asleep.

When he woke up, Liu Xuan found himself stuck in the wet "cave!", sticky and slimy, and the space was extremely small, and he was almost so scared that he almost peed his pants.

Can Nima become a Hong Kong and Taiwan police blockbuster when she sleeps in the dormitory, Lao Tzu is just a poor student, and someone kidnaps him? Okay, I'm a little rich second generation, but Nima, I'm at school, what about the security guard? Damn, when I'm rescued, I'm going to blow up the school.

"Forcefully, take a deep breath, the head has come out!" Liu Xuan had just struggled to get his head out, when he heard an Obasan's voice shouting again like a nervous voice on the side.

Liu Xuan thought to himself: "Nima, you ****, I'll kill you when I come out!"

"Hot water!" a middle-aged woman with a large body and a fat body was highly concentrated, instructing another young woman to bring a basin of hot water.

"Rub, it's still a gang!" Liu Xuan, who was still struggling desperately just now, suddenly stopped, an Obasang himself is not afraid, but he can't stand the crowd on the other side, what if the opposite side is beaten?

Liu Xuan immediately tilted his head and pretended to be unconscious!

Quiet, deathly silent, even if there was a woman screaming in pain, Liu Xuan could still feel that he was pretending to be dead and scared the "kidnappers", everyone is dead to see how you go to ask for money.

The midwife next to her was frightened, and the midwife was large and small dozens of times, and the first time she saw the child's head stretched out, the next moment she was still alive and there was no movement immediately.

"Ahh

"It hurts! I can't stand it!"

The midwife remembered that her head was covered with sweat, and her mouth was full of muttering: "It's not good, it's not good, the child died in the belly, and he will die twice, what should I do about this." ”

"What?" Liu Xuan opened his eyes when he heard this, and looked around, between his legs, it was originally a fragrant scene, but because of the bloody scenery.

At this time, Liu Xuan was stunned, didn't want anything, and struggled desperately.

"Mom, how did I get out of a woman's belly!"

That's the way it is, a good college student was inexplicably rebuilt, and Liu Xuan also changed from a college student on the earth to a little kid who is only eight buckets tall and rich in five cars......

Kindness...... Self-styled.

This is very unscientific and not magical, Liu Xuan bit the grass roots that he pulled out casually, and looked up at this boring world boredly.

In fact, this world is not boring, even if the small mountain village where Liu Xuan is located has been poor for a few years and does not, but occasionally you can still look up at the sky and see the realistic version of the monster, sometimes a lump of bird feces comes down, it is a catastrophic small mudslide, and there are many unlucky families destroyed by this "mudslide!"

Therefore, almost every thoughtful villager is very afraid of these "monsters", but the last thing of fear is blind worship, which is that every time a peng flies in the sky, no matter how busy the villagers are, they must put down their work and kneel and kowtow, begging the sacred bird not to condemn them.

"There are all kinds of monsters in this world, but there is a lack of Ultraman!"

Although Liu Xuan disdained this kind of behavior, he still knelt on the ground with the current, because if he didn't, he would be beaten by a group of people next, and it would be a group beating by the whole village, and he would even be killed.

For in this world, nothing of God can be disobeyed, even if it is a gift from God.

Even the super giant bird poop smashed people to death, no one complained, and they all thought that the dead people had done bad things, and God had sent messengers to condemn them.

Hehe, this bullshit theory, Liu Xuan scoffed, bird poop is bird shit, even if it is a divine bird, it can't change this fact, bird poop has a bird use, well, the place where the bird poop has been smashed does look like the vegetation grows extraordinarily, and the crops planted by the villagers themselves are also very good......

This is a completely new world, similar to the world of Zhuangzi's getaway, which is intoxicating and yearning.

Well, it's fake, it's a dirty world, and maybe even poor African countries that are not as good as the earth, Nima's, not enough to eat, not well dressed, Nima started doing all kinds of work at the age of five, and now at the age of eight she has started to pick up firewood, pour water, do laundry and cook.

Once, there was a time-traveling writer in front of me, God said, you can hack them to death, but I didn't cherish it, if God is giving me a chance, I will definitely kill him without hesitation, if God is willing to give a number, I hope ......

Hack 10,000!

After the worship was over, everyone in the village started to do their work, and a group of children flocked to Liu Xuan's side again.

"Brother Xuan, it's okay to tell us a story!"

"I want to hear Kun's story!"

"I want to hear the story of the Phoenix. ”

"I want to listen to the story of the dragon, I want the eastern dragon, the western dragon is not only useless, but also very bad. ”

"Okay, good!" Liu Xuan nodded again and again, in fact, what Liu Xuan was wearing had been bought by the whole village's financial resources, it can be said that he was the overlord of the clothes in the village, what is the overlord in the clothes called? This is amazing, it is said that the material is collected for nine days, okay, don't rush, it's still cloth.

It's just unpatched and clean.

What good things can be taken out of a place where a poor bird doesn't, of course, Liu Xuan has a white silk clothes.

This is the culmination of the financial resources of the whole village.

Why can Liu Xuan have such a high-standard treatment? Could it be that he is the son of the village chief's family? Could it be the son of the landlord's family?

No, Liu Xuan's parents in this family are completely poor peasants, with a dark and rough face, when he was just born, when his father touched it, Liu Xuan suspected that it was all sandpaper, and he scolded angrily, but in fact, it could only be a cry.

Even a thoughtful and conscious baby cannot violate the laws of nature.

Well, the natural laws of bullshit, a living person is inexplicably remade by nature, where is the natural law of bullshit?

For example, in this world, people are actually similar to those on the earth, and the natural environment is similar, there is the same sun and moon, the sun rises in the east and sets in the west, and the moon still hangs at night, but there are so many supernatural things in this world, what kind of truth do you say, who can explain it with science?

can't explain it, but because it can't be explained, theology is so popular in this world, and it is because of this that Liu Xuan finally couldn't stand it a week after being forced to work as a child laborer, and made up a shocking lie.

"I am a messenger of God!"

Liu Xuan, who was mopping the floor that day, deliberately pretended to be unconscious, and when everyone's attention was on him, he suddenly jumped up and said this sentence in ancient Chinese.

At that time, the villagers naturally didn't believe it, and they were going to hang Liu Xuan up and beat him, but they couldn't stop Liu Xuan from having knowledge, as the so-called knowledge is power.

Liu Xuan threw out a handful of sparks at that time, and then suddenly exploded, in fact, Liu Xuan threw the sparks into the pool that formed the methane, and almost all the villagers next to him hung up the colors, and burned a family's house.

At that time, Liu Xuan was also seriously injured, but when everyone was humming and chirping on the ground in pain, he gritted his teeth and stood up and said in an extremely forced tone.

"If it weren't for the weakness of the messenger's body, you would have perished!"

So, after that incident, Liu Xuan became the most powerful person in the village, he didn't have to work, he basically didn't have to do anything, he was offered every day, and he became a standard god stick.

There's no way, the people in this world are so easy to deceive, it's not that the enemy is too cunning, it's just that the brain is too stupid.

Over time, Liu Xuan also felt embarrassed, so he took on the responsibility of being a teacher, taking care of the children in the village, just like a kindergarten teacher, telling stories to such children every twilight moment.

"Once upon a time there was a mountain, there was a temple in the mountain, there was an old monk in the temple, the old monk and the little monk told stories, once upon a time there was a mountain, there was a temple in the mountain, there was an old monk in the temple, ......"