The toad mirror smiled, blinked slyly, and whispered: "Brother Zhang, why do you have to pretend to be serious in front of me, just now, when you saw the little widow of the cook, your eyes suddenly lit up, you didn't see it." Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 ｉｎfo”

"Did my eyes light up when I saw the little widow?" I asked, confused. Although the little widow is very handsome and has a good impression on me, it is not to the extent that her eyes are bright.

"Of course. Don't hide it from my brother, I can be regarded as a master of love, but I was still moved to see the little widow. At that time, I took a special look at you and noticed that your eyes were shining. Toad Mirror affirmed.

"Haha......" I laughed. To be honest, I already have two women in my heart, Miao Siyu and Qu Hui, where can I accommodate a third woman.

"Brother Zhang, what are you laughing at, have you been hit by me?"

"Wrong, wrong, wrong, very wrong. You like little widows, and I don't interfere with your freedom, but don't make a mistake. I admonished.

I think it's appropriate to call the toad mirror "old". Because, I don't want to get too close to him, so I won't call him "brother".

"Haha......" Toad Mirror also looked up and laughed.

"What are you laughing at?" I wondered.

"I'm laughing at you for being jealous, hehe... And say that you have no intention of the little widow, no, I'm afraid I'll go to the little widow's bed, right?" said the toad mirror faintly.

"You're saying I'm jealous? I pouted my lips and said, "I tell you solemnly: I am not interested in the little widow." ”

"Hehe... Brother Zhang, as for me, I am a straightforward person. Although I have only been dealing with you for most of the day, I feel good about you and want to make friends with you. When I say friends, I don't just mean friends at work, but also in private life. Since I want to be friends with you, I will be honest with you. Brother Zhang, the little widow, although she is beautiful, is a countryman after all, and she dragged another oil bottle, so you and I will not marry her. Now, let's dig an ancient tomb here, life is too lonely, you might as well let her be a lover for the two of us, to put it bluntly, it is to sleep with the two of us. Toad Mirror said heartily.

"I will not object to the little widow if she wishes to be your lover, but don't drag me into her bed. "I'm right.

"Ho ho, Brother Zhang, I treat you with sincerity, and you are still pretending to be serious in front of me. I don't believe it, don't you want a woman as a big man?" He looked at me and said, "Brother Zhang, the current people, not to mention having a lover, even having three or five lovers is nothing." Hey, let me tell you: don't look at my cousin's serious appearance, he still has a junior outside. ”

"You... What are you talking nonsense?" Toad Mirror said that Deputy Curator Xu raised Xiao San outside, which surprised me. I thought to myself: How can there be a junior with such a decent person as Deputy Director Xu? Obviously, the toad mirror must be chasing after the wind or deliberately making up lies to lure me into the water.

"Brother Zhang, think about it with your toes, can I make up bad things about my cousin? Let me reveal a little secret to you: my cousin's junior is still my pimp. Toad Mirror said mysteriously.

Listening to Toad Mirror say this, I have to believe it. The ancients said: I don't know the face but don't know the heart, I can't imagine that such a dignified person as Deputy Director Xu is actually a golden jade outside, and a ruined person.

"You pimped Deputy Curator Xu and wanted to harm him. I glared at the toad mirror.

"Brother Zhang, you don't understand this. In officialdom, it is not to see whether you have the ability or whether you have political achievements, but whether you have a backstage above you. However, a smart leader is good at hiding his faults, even if he is a junior, he will do a good job, and he will not let the backyard catch fire. My cousin can do that, so he's going to be promoted this time. Toad Mirror said happily.

"You're bad enough to drag your cousin into the water. "I put my eyes across the toad glasses.

"Brother Zhang, if my cousin doesn't want to go into the water, can I pull him? Let me tell you: It was my cousin who took the initiative to ask me to find a woman for him, and also put forward three standards. "The mouth of the toad mirror is really unobstructed, and it actually reveals this "secret" to me.

"Three standards?" I asked, too, with voyeurism.

"My cousin confessed: The woman you are looking for must meet three criteria: first, she is young and beautiful. The second is that there is no husband. The third is that he has a cowardly personality and is easy to control. Toad Mirror said with a grin.

I listened to Deputy Director Xu's three criteria for finding a junior, and thought: Deputy Curator Xu is worthy of being an old fox, so scheming, no wonder he raised a junior calmly.

Seeing that I was pondering and silent, Toad Mirror leaned in front of me and asked mysteriously, "Brother Zhang, these three standards of my cousin are amazing." Don't hide it from my brother, now I am looking for a woman, and I also refer to my cousin's three criteria. ”

"That's amazing. I muttered.

"Brother Zhang, now, there is a woman in front of us who meets these three standards. Toad Mirror said with a smile.

"You... You mean the little widow?" I asked.

"Haha... Brother Zhang, you're not stupid at all. You're right, the little widow fully meets my cousin's three criteria, so don't miss the opportunity, there won't be this shop in this village anymore. Toad Mirror patted me on the shoulder and said.

I knocked off the hand that the toad mirror had placed on my shoulder, and said unhappily, "What kind of shoulder do you pat on?" ”

"Brother Zhang, you... Why are you so disgusted by patting your shoulder?" Toad Mirror looked surprised.

To be honest, I am very disgusted by patting my shoulder, because, in the three years since I worked in the museum, Deputy Director Xu would pat me on the shoulder every time he saw me, and every time he patted me on the shoulder, it would make me cranky. It's a pity: I've been thinking about it for three years and I've gotten nothing. So, now whenever someone taps me on the shoulder, I feel like I'm being toyed with.

"You're neither a leader nor an elder, why are you patting me on the shoulder?" I asked in annoyance.

"Okay, I'll stop filming and I'll apologize to you. Toad Mirror said with a grin.

Suddenly, I felt a faint pain in my right lower back. I know: the old problem of back pain has been done again.

When I was in high school, I flashed my waist during a high jump, and since then, I have been suffering from back pain.

Just now, when I went to the ancient tomb with the thin monkey, I was shot and attacked by a group of tomb robbers, causing me to bend over and run for more than ten minutes. Maybe it was accidentally flashed again when he bent over.

"Brother Zhang, what's wrong with you?" Toad Mirror asked with concern when he saw me frowning and showing a painful look on his face.