The thief wants to go to heaven: "Tyrant, you speak, I have everything you want, as long as you can afford the price, I can even get you Ander Lulusley's underwear!"

Lulusley: "Ahhh

Flower Protector 1: "Bastard, you dare to blaspheme my goddess, there is a kind of address!"

Flower Protector 2: "Death, goddess, how can you blaspheme!"

Lulusili made a shy expression and said, "Mr. Tuhao wants my underwear, just say it!"

Yang Yan: "......"

"Oh no!

"God, the goddess is fascinated by the local tyrant!"

"Only local tyrants are worthy of being goddesses, don't talk about it, I'll find a place to cry for a while!"

Yang Yan coughed dryly twice and typed: "I'm here to find a partner this time, I need some medicine that can improve the strength of the body, the kind without side effects!"

Pharmaceutical merchant: "Oh! Tuhao, you are the right person, I am a pharmaceutical family! I have everything you want, and the amount is large and the effect is good, and it is guaranteed to meet your needs!"

Counterfeit medicine seller: "Don't believe him, local tyrant! His family's medicine has been eaten to death! It's not reliable at all, don't look at me as selling fake medicine, but in fact I'm a serious businessman! You look for me, the price is negotiable!"

As soon as this fake drug appeared, some people in the group immediately exploded. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 info are all victims who have been deceived by him.

Rich man Jas: "I'm selling fake medicines, last time I bought some small pills from you, what did you say when you stepped on the horse, didn't you say seven times a night? Lao Tzu pulled like a noodle that night!"

Everyone: "It turns out that your kidneys are ...... weak"

Jungle chimpanzee: "I'll tell you, you look at my physique, don't blow it to you, I use it as jelly beans to chew on the general planet!" Believe me, the price is absolutely cheap!"

Yang Yan was quite interested and asked, "Then what did you eat to grow up?"

The pharmaceutical merchant was in a hurry, fearing that the gorillas would steal his business. How could a duck with a beak let him fly? At this moment, he shouted at the top of his throat and said: "Don't believe it, a local tyrant! Let me tell you a secret, although it can continue to grow to an unimaginable extent when it eats those things, its kidneys are deficient!"

Yang Yan: "......"

Everyone: "It turns out that the gorilla has kidney deficiency ......"

The chimpanzee in the jungle was annoyed and said, "What are you talking about? You'd better think about talking again!"

The pharmaceutical merchant pouted, "Oh it's time, who cares about you! If you snatch this God of Wealth away, you will regret it for the rest of your life!"

"Now no one in the Galactic Alliance has any diseases! In addition, we have no military background and do not make some genetic medicines, so my family's business has been tepid, so we rely on a large number ......of orders provided by the people of the gorilla and their planet every year to make small pills for them."

Everyone: "I see......

Then everyone spoke out to comfort the jungle chimpanzees.

"Don't be sad ...... you lose something."

"You can't find a gorilla about your size anyway......"

"Just, what's embarrassing about this......"

The wild lord laughed and said, "It's okay gorilla! I have an exclusive remedy here, otherwise how do you think my more than 5,000 wives will satisfy them!"

Jungle chimpanzee: "Sister-in-law is coming out, your lord is cheating again!"

Wild Lord: "Shhh

Yang Yan raised his forehead, what kind of teammates are these! It's too unreliable! He said at the moment: "I don't know what kind of medicine you have, pharmaceutical merchant?"

Pharmaceutical merchant: "Tuhao, don't worry, all of them are unprocessed natural treasures, absolutely no side effects, as long as you eat it, and then recuperate for a while." Absolutely nothing!"

The seller of fake medicine was unwilling, and said: "Tuhao, I have something good here!

Yang Yan asked directly: "Is the effect fast?"

The pharmaceutical merchant hesitated: "The effect may not be too fast, after all, these medicinal materials are mainly warm-nourished, and the medicinal materials with fast effect are all very domineering, and the side effects are very obvious......

Yang Yan nodded and said, "Okay, I'll ask for it all!" As for the price, how about a flying sword from the age of earth mythology? It was used by some monks on the earth. And it contains mysterious energy, if there is a real method of cultivating immortals, you can fly with a sword!"

Jungle chimpanzee: "Is there really a mythical age on Earth?"

Big Brother in the Military Circle: "This is not scientific!"

Great Inventor: "Absolutely impossible! I have studied, including the ancient history and culture of many other planets, and those things that violate science are all fake! For example, the legend of the Southern Barbarian Planet, they came from another plane, and their ancestors broke the space barrier and crossed over, but judging from their so-called cultivation methods, cultivation to the highest level can only be the same as super-mechanical armor! And it takes thousands of years!"

The descendants of the earth were not happy, and said: "How can those planets be compared with the earth, have you forgotten what happened back then?"

Yang Yan shrugged his shoulders and said, "That fellow of the herdsman knows, right? The exercise that he turned into a human form is the ancient immortal cultivation technique of the earth. ”

Everyone: "......"

The Great Inventor: "It's not scientific! How is it possible! How can such a large volume become a human form?"

The big brother in the military world rolled up his sleeves and gritted his teeth with hatred: "Special meow, it turns out that the culprit is you!"

Yang Yan: "I didn't say anything!"

The big brother in the military world said: "We have a very powerful potion in our hands, and one bottle can increase the strength of your flesh to be harder than superalloy steel!"

Yang Yan: "I want it!"

Big Brother in the military circles: "I want to cultivate the Immortal Exercises! I am a human race, I want a human race!"

The leader of the Galactic Army: "Ahem, what, can aliens use it? My body structure is different from that of earthlings, with an extra tail and horns, and four more hands......"

Yang Yan sweated violently and said, "Then you should try it with the demon clan's exercises!"

Wild lord: "Ahem, local tyrant, I have some miraculous body forging drugs here, which are planetary heart nucleus liquid! I guess you also know the effect of this thing......"

Yang Yan: "I don't know, you talk about it!"

The big brother in the military world said gloomily: "Sir, this thing is contraband! You dare to take this out, aren't you afraid that I will arrest you?"

"Grab it! Grab it!"

"Grab him!"

Everyone followed suit, and Yang Yan was a little surprised. I don't know what this so-called planetary heart nucleus fluid is, but it is actually regarded as contraband. But on second thought, even mineral water bottles were treated as contraband in their time!

Wild lord: "What a quarrel! I bought these when they were not considered contraband! Don't break the law! Tyrant, this is a good thing, a planet can extract a few liters, not only to strengthen the body, but also to nourish yin and yang! I have relied on it all these years to hold on!"

Yang Yan: "What do you want?"

Wild Lord: "Is there a legendary double cultivation method? This is more suitable for me......"

Everyone: "Cut!"