It turns out that Liu Zhuangshi was completely fantasizing just now, and when he couldn't wait to ask the magic lamp: "How many wishes can you help me realize?" The magic lamp helplessly told him: "None of them can be realized, it's so embarrassing." Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ“

"Why?" Liu Zhuangshi's face was full of incredulity: "Aren't you a magic lamp? You have helped Aladdin fulfill three wishes, can't you help me realize one wish?"

The magic lamp touched his nose and said: "It's true that I'm the magic lamp, but the author didn't give me the setting to realize my wishes, otherwise you would end the whole play in the second chapter." “

Liu Zhuangshi thought about it, if the second chapter was over, the author wouldn't be able to get half a cent of the manuscript fee, so he asked the magic lamp: "Then what is your setting?

"Why don't you rise with the wind and go up to the Nine Heavens?"

The magic lamp took Liu Zhuangshi out of the tree temple, and hypnotized the sweetheart before going out. After walking out of the tree temple, the magic lamp knocked on the trunk of the big locust tree, Liu Zhuangshi was surprised to find that a person came out of the trunk, it was an old man with a bent waist, and thought: This is reliable, when I see the old man, there must be something good, it is not a peerless cheat, or Daigo empowerment to teach skills, and sure enough, the protagonist has his own halo!

As a result, after the old man came out, he shook his head and walked a few steps forward like sleepwalking, fell down beside Liu Zhuangshi, hugged Liu Zhuangshi's thighs with both hands, and cried: "Bump into someone, help, poor my old man, no children, no daughters, lonely and miserable, this old arm and legs, I didn't expect to be hit by someone when I walked." “

While crying, he raised his head and said to Liu Zhuangshi: "I'll tell you that you don't want to run, someone is watching this, you hit me, if you don't leave some natural treasures, I will make you infamous......" and then cried, crying so much that it was a sincere and earth-shattering ghost.

Liu Zhuangshi was dazed by his gorgeous performance, and the lamp god held his forehead with his hand on the side, making an expression that I didn't recognize this thing. After a while, I couldn't stand it anymore, so I quickly pulled up the old man on the ground and explained to him: "Don't touch the porcelain, the main lord is here!"

When the old man heard this, he immediately wiped his tears, and stared at Liu Zhuangshi affectionately, from beginning to end and from end to end, Liu Zhuangshi's heart was hairy, and he always felt that some of the old man's orientations were not normal, so he hurriedly said: "Grandpa, what do you mean? I don't understand." “

The god of lights spread his hands and said, "That's how we set it, cough, anyway, you can just look at it." The old man turned around and took out a huge bag from the tree, and he didn't know that he thought it was from the hole in the tree, but in fact, the old man just put his hand into the tree, and the tree was ......

"Don't care about these details, the old decay is originally a tree spirit. As he spoke, the old man opened the huge bag in his hand and handed it to Liu Zhuangshi: "Take a look, it is the treasure I got from touching porcelain for so many years, and I have to eat it for one hundred and eighty years if I eat it." “

The lamp god took his words and continued: "This is also a helpless thing, the author, of course, I hope that my protagonist is a little better, so the protagonist is generally not short of money." Either you can make weapons, or you can make alchemy talismans, or you have a rich buddy master or something, Lao Huai and I have played such a role. But we can't make money, so we have to make this decision. “

Lao Huai nodded: "That's it, I've been tired and old all these years." The locust is a ghost of wood, it is easy to psychic, and the locust tree of more than a hundred years can basically become a fine, but I don't have much mana, and it took thousands of years to accumulate these by touching porcelain and slandering people, but fortunately, the task was finally completed. If it's not enough in the future, I'll touch ......."

Liu Zhuangshi hurriedly interrupted him: "You still save it, there must be a road before the car reaches the mountain, there must be a Toyota car on the road, the wind is galloping all over the world, this year's New Year will not receive gifts, and the gifts will also be received brain platinum, in short, there must be other ways in the future, your old man will not be busy with this matter anymore." “

"That's right, the two of us are tricks, and we don't have any strength, and when you succeed in cultivation, you will definitely be able to get sponsorship. "The god of lights does not support Lao Huai to do this business again, he is also the god of lights, although he has no mana when he comes to this world, but he also has the glory of the god of lights.

He rummaged through his clothes, handed Liu Zhuangshi a book and said: "This is the only thing left in the author's original setting, you just use it to cultivate, it is estimated that there is no problem in being the number one in the world, after all, this is the most powerful mental method." “

Liu Zhuangshi was very curious when he heard it, the most powerful mental method, and sure enough, the protagonist is still a bit reliable. Liu Zhuangshi's impression of the author suddenly changed a lot. As a result, I took the book and looked at it, and there were six big words written on the cover: "The Most Powerful Mental Method"

Liu Zhuangshi: "......"

Back in the temple, Liu Zhuangshi first used a bunch of spiritual grass to wash the marrow, and a lot of black things flowed out of his body. As a result, the body is clear and ethereal, which is very suitable for cultivation. A thousand words are omitted in the middle, and in short, the whole body is comfortable.

Then I started to practice that exercise, the first time I practiced, omitting 10,000 words in the middle. The basic process is to open up some meridians, and then produce incredible effects, the exercises are very powerful, but ordinary people can't practice, Liu Zhuangshi is also very painful when he cultivates, if he can't practice, he will become a waste, and if he can't practice, he will become a waste, and if he can't do it, he will be in danger of his life.

But the protagonist's aura has always revolved around Liu Zhuangshi, so Liu Zhuangshi has practiced, there is no one before and no one after him, just after he practiced, although the level is still very low, he has all kinds of powerful abilities, and he is invincible at the same level, so he is almost challenged by leapfrogging.

"The most powerful mental method is really not in vain, although the danger in it makes people die for a lifetime, but the benefits after practicing are also incomparable to other mental methods. Fortunately, the protagonist is tenacious, unswerving, thunder can't move, wooden people and stone hearts, broken cauldron and sinking boats, perseverance, the sea is dry and rotten, and the heroic righteousness ......"

"What the hell is heroic righteousness!" the lamp god and Lao Huai complained.

"Anyway, my heart is very strong, far from being comparable to other people! Saying that, Liu Zhuangshi sorted out his bangs, and then said: "I feel very strong now, but I don't have actual combat ability, and generally before the protagonist takes revenge or something, he has to go to an academy." ”

Dengshen and Lao Huai both agreed on this: "Even ordinary people who can't cultivate, if they have a lot of actual combat experience, they can grind some low-level cultivators to death. I don't think you need to reveal your identity now, just go directly to the Soaring Academy to exercise for a while, and you can also touch the details of the enemy. But you don't have the ability to protect yourself now, and we've gained a lot of weapons and equipment from touching porcelain, so let's pick them. “