Thirty-fourth robbery Don't be dirty, be elegant
Back home, Yang Yan lay on the big bed and was unwilling to move. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info is getting confused.
I'm just about to fall asleep, okay!
"The end of the vast world is my love! The flowers are blooming at the foot of the green hills......"
The mobile phone rang, which frightened Yang Yan and fell from the bed to the floor.
He grinned and rubbed his waist, touched the phone, glanced at it, and found that it was the phone from his hometown, and the anger in his stomach was gone. No matter how bold you are, you don't dare to shake your face with your parents. I remember when I was a child......
The corners of Yang Yan's mouth twitched, and he couldn't forget those cannon kicks that were kicked on his ass......
"Hey, Dad, what's the matter?" Yang Yan touched his waist, quite resentful, if he didn't fight sooner or later...... But now it's ...... Ouch my waist!
"What's the matter, little rabbit, I heard that your tone is very dissatisfied, if you are dissatisfied, you can say it! We can discuss!" Father Yang's tone revealed a hideousness. If you don't say a word, you roll up your arms and sleeves.
"No, no, no! I'm so happy to receive your call! Where did you get dissatisfied! You must have heard it wrong!" Yang Yan quibbled and thought to himself, I am a little rabbit, haven't you become an old rabbit? Which old rabbit in the mountains has not been chased by dogs......
"Hmph, little rabbit cub, I don't know what you're thinking yet, I'll know what you're farting when you pout your ass!" Father Yang mocked, but he didn't expect Yang Yan to slander himself as an old rabbit at this time! If he knew, he would probably have to take a taxi and kick it.
"Yes, yes, yes! There is no one who knows me than my father!" Yang Yan patted his ass. I continued to mutter, then do you know that I am now saying that you are an old rabbit?
"Don't make that useless! I ask you, did you kid choose that Ahri! I tell you, you have to marry Lin Qingying back no matter what! Otherwise, you won't come back!" Father Yang said in a stern tone and roared wildly.
Putting down the phone, Father Yang secretly glanced at Mother Yang next to him, and saw Mother Yang's face satisfied. At this moment, he was smiling proudly: "This kid can only marry home when he has pressure, isn't it, and there are no rich people with three wives and four concubines, right?"
Father Yang nodded wildly in agreement. Mother Yang glanced at Father Yang, and added: "But this is all about young people, don't think about the old guy who is buried in the soil with half of his body buried in the ground!" Father Yang sweated profusely, and quickly lowered his head, looking like a good baby.
And at this time......
Yang Yan: "...... Dad!?"
"Duh... Honk... "There was a busy sound on the other side of the phone, and Yang Yan looked dazed. What's going on......
Marrying Lin Qingying? Yang Yan shook his head fiercely, although it is indeed good-looking, but I am not an animal dominated by the lower half of my body. How can we be together without an emotional foundation?
Thinking about it, thinking about Lin Qingying's figure and face, I suddenly felt that although there was no emotional foundation, we might be very happy together......
Ahri, who was watching TV, shook his ears and pursed his lips disdainfully, still thinking about three wives and four concubines? Have you asked me? Did I agree? Even if I agree with your three wives and four concubines, it must be a monk or a demon clan, just a mortal! Will I agree? And continue watching soap operas.
"Alas......" Yang Yan sighed, a wave of unsettled, a wave of rises, it can really add to the chaos. I'm already busy sleeping here! You're still calling me to open a harem......
I couldn't sleep when I lay down, and when I looked at my watch, it was only past three o'clock in the afternoon. Yang Yan got up helplessly, thinking about what to do. After thinking about it for a long time, there was nothing to do, so I had to call the dog out.
"The owner ......" the dog egg is weak.
Yang Yan looked at the dog egg strangely, his eyes were bloodshot and his eyes were thick with dark circles. Lying on Yang Yan's shoulder, Yang Yan was so tired that he felt tired when he looked at it.
"What's wrong with you...... Yang Yan asked.
The dog rolled his eyes, what do you say! simply ignore Yang Yan, close his eyes and recuperate, and enjoy this rare moment of peace.
Seeing that the dog ignored himself, Yang Yan turned his head and asked the system again, and the system made a satisfied voice: "I don't know!"
"What's wrong with you, so happy today?" Yang Yan noticed the change in the system's tone, and asked curiously.
"Nothing, I just found a fun toy!" the system dodged to say.
Yang Yan looked thoughtfully at the dog with a loveless face, touched his chin, and seemed to understand something. Then he said meaningfully to the dog, "Young people should be temperate!" and turned to the system and said, "You have to be considerate and considerate of the dog!
"You!" the system was indifferent.
"Get out of here!" growled the dog.
Yang Yan: "I'm kind-hearted! Still let me go? me, let me tell you, when you get old, if you lose, you will know that you will regret it! System, if I were you, I would find another powerful one, or wouldn't I want to ...... every day."
The system ran away in an instant, and the dog disappeared in an instant. I really can't stand Yang Yan, this old filthy woman!
"What to run...... Can a monk run away from the temple?" Yang Yan smiled.
Taking down the iron ring on his hand and putting it in the palm of his hand, Yang Yan continued to ink on the ring: "It's not that I said you, the system you really have to control yourself, look at the dog's eggs, you are also the dog's eggs, overindulgence will kill people, although you are not human, but look at your tired ......"
Yang Yan incarnated as Tang Sanzang, turned on the mouth cannon mode, and the system and the dog were beaten by the howitzer, and finally begged for mercy.
"It's good to know it's wrong? Yang Yan was satisfied.
"Boss, I'll be your horse boy from now on!You let me go east, I'll definitely go west!You let me go north, I'll definitely go south!!"
Yang Yan: "......" I'll go to Nima to sell batches, so what's the use of you stepping on a horse?
Realizing that he purred his mouth and said what was in his heart, Goudan quickly changed his words: "The wrong boss, is to let me go east and never west, let me go south and never go north!"
The dog's face is loyal, but he mutters in his heart, I can go south if I don't go west, I can go west if I don't go south!
Yang Yan didn't expect the filth in Goudan's heart, and he was very satisfied with Godan's performance. Then look at the system, and it goes without saying, it's your turn!
The system was silent for a moment, and then changed its mouth: "Next month! I won't toss you!"
Dogdan's eyes widened, his face was incredible, and then he looked at Yang Yan with disdain, Ma De can't wonder you have a strong inkblot! This is jealous! But we are not like you two! We don't have dirty deals!
"Do you think you can toss me?" Yang Yan didn't see the dog's gaze, and said disdainfully.
The dog's eyes widened, yo yo, it looks like you can still bear it!
“...... That could change next month's training plan!" The system thought about it, and then changed the conditions.
"Training plan, you haven't said it, what is it for?" Yang Yan was curious.
"Originally, the training plan was to sharpen the body, and the first step was to reach the point of walking in the void, but now, let's change to a chef!" the system laughed weirdly. It seems that something happy has come to mind.
Yang Yan was stunned, holding the grass! Walking in the void? What the hell is that stepping on the horse? Are you sure this is the first step? I have a grass, you want to kill me, right?
"Good cook, good cook!" Yang Yan nodded wildly.
Dogan looked at Yang Yan's nodding speed and thought thoughtfully. I looked down at myself, then at the system, and understood, no wonder these two people had an adulterous relationship!
Yang Yan didn't know what the dog was thinking, otherwise he would definitely dismantle it. What the hell is this, how can it be so dirty! Be elegant, not dirty!
After solving the problem, Yang Yan set his sights on the dog again.
was furious by Yang Yan, and the dog trembled.
"What are you looking at me for?" asked the dog.
"What are you doing?" replied Yang Yan.
“......”
"Okay, I'm just asking if you can turn it into a mobile phone!" Yang Yan trembled with fright when he saw the dog, and decided not to tease it. He asked.
"Oh... Oh, yes, of course!" Dogan was stunned for a moment, then ecstatic. Made's scared labor to death! I thought my virginity was not guaranteed!
Yang Yan was a little surprised by the dog's enthusiasm, but after thinking about it, enthusiasm should be, after all, he is so handsome and so charming...... Immersed in self-absorption, unable to extricate himself.
"What style do you want?" Dog Egg asked diligently, if you are not attentive, what if this beast spoils me! Thinking about it, I looked at the system again, and was vigilant again, there is still an attack over there, I have to pay attention!
"Let's make a kidney 6! Well, wait, let's go to 7. Yang Yan replied that he wanted kidney 6 without thinking about it, and then he remembered that even 7 came out, and immediately changed his words.
"Oh!"
The iron ring began to deform, stretched, and turned into a brand-new iPhone7 in a few seconds.
Holding the new phone, yes, that's right, it felt so awkward before.
Changing the mobile phone card to it, Yang Yan smiled proudly, baahaha! Brother is also an Apple clan now! This is one of the dreams of the past!
Let the dog download all the software he needs. Yang Yan turned around and climbed onto the bed, with a smile, and began to make a relationship with Zhou Gong......