Chapter 1 Drunk and Plugged In
"There is no way for good and evil, only people call themselves, and the retribution of good and evil follows you like a shadow. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ļ½ļ½ļ½Uļ½Eć info: "Su Wen has always scoffed at this statement.
However, now he believed it completely, and spinelessly kowtowed to the Nine Heavens Gods respectfully, and expressed his sincerest apologies for the past disrespect.
"Great gods, I was wrong. Su Wen was very pious, lying on the ground and confessing, "I shouldn't have made holes in the wall in the bathroom, I shouldn't peek at Lao Wang's daughter next door taking a bath, and silently took my mobile phone to record the whole process." ā
"But can you read it for the sake of me going bankrupt because I helped the old lady who fell down three times and twice......
Speaking of this, Su Wen was already full of inner cows, he covered his face with his hands and looked up to the sky and shouted, "Can you send me back! What kind of place is this! It's terrible, I want to go home!"
"What's it called? Hurry up and work for the labor-management! Then lie on the ground and pretend to be dead, and the labor-management will kill you!"
The rough and tyrannical shouts interrupted Su Wen's sorrowful scream, and looking at the figure in front of him that seemed to be like a wall of flesh, and the fierce and vicious face, Su Wen was stunned. Ma Li got up, patted the dirt on his body, and said with a flattering smile, "Yes, yes, I'll go to work, Manager Zhang is angry." ā
It's been a week since I came here, and Su Wen has been beaten twice, the first time for three consecutive days, and the second time for four consecutive days. Su Wen said, now my brother is also an experienced person, so how to deal with this kind of thing?
Su asked, hurry up and clean the South Courtyard for me, as well as the thatched house behind. That's what you're doing today, if you can't do it......"
Manager Zhang, who was called a fat fish by Su Wen, smiled, revealing his big yellow teeth. He looked his thin figure up and down, smiled suddenly, and said coldly, "You know!"
"Manager Zhang, you see that I was injured a few days ago and my body is not well, I am still very weak, can you find a helper for the little one?"
Su Wen clasped his hands in front of him, shook his shoulders and made a weak and shy look, blinked at Zhang Feiyu, and looked at him with a smile.
God knows how big their so-called South Courtyard is, Made, is that called a courtyard? It can be called a small town, okay, if you clean the whole courtyard by yourself, you won't be tired into a deep well of ice?
"I didn't peek at your sister taking a bath, did you use it to target me like this? You dead fat fish! Sooner or later, I will fuck you once!" Su Wen muttered in his heart, but his face was still full of 'cute' longing.
"Okay!" Zhang Feiyu smiled, smiling very brightly. He pointed to a petite and cute figure not far away and said, "Then let it help you!
"Sister Nun!" Looking at Mr. Zhang, who was walking away, Su asked that the wind was messy. "I'm really a Chihuahua!"
"Wangwang......" Su Wen's helper expressed disbelief, ran to Su Wen's side, straightened up, and looked at him cutely with a pair of small paws holding Su Wen's trouser legs.
"You're playing Kai. Su Wen kicked away the Chihuahua under his feet, stood in the cold wind, speechless and choked with tears.
"Roar!" the Chihuahua rolled around on the ground a few times, her eyes wide with indignation, and her mouth let out a low growl that was completely out of keeping with its petite body.
"Huh?" Su Wen was stunned, looking at the little guy not far away in disbelief. It's not like he's never seen this cute pet dog before, and he's never heard that little guy can make such a big noise.
"Roar!" the Chihuahua was furious, and the consequences were serious!
I saw it look up to the sky and take a deep breath, and a visible air flow was sucked into its small mouth, and then under Su Wen's frightened gaze, the little guy's body quickly grew larger, until it became the size of a calf, and gradually stopped.
"Shall I strain it, Bump Man transformed?" Su Wen watched in amazement as the calf Chihuahua pounced on him quickly, and the cold light refracted by his white teeth almost blinded his pair of 24K krypton eyes!
"Roar!"
The Chihuahua ran up to Su Wen and glanced at him with a huge tilted head, with undisguised disdain and disdain in his big eyes.
Then, under Su Wen's depressed and angry gaze, he slapped him to the ground, leaving a humanoid hole and flying away.
"Lying ...... In the big pit, Su Wen lay on the ground, tears of grievance flowed from his eyes. "This world is so dangerous, even Chihuahuas can turn into huskies at any time, I really want to go home......"
Sadness and despair spread, until the evening, Sunan dragged his tired body back to his cramped cabin, slumped on the bed and was stunned.
For seven days, so far Su Wen has not figured out how he came to this world. Due to the low status of the teenager he possessed and the limited range of activities, he was unable to learn about this world.
can only be trapped in the south courtyard of this "Tiance Academy", repeating the heavy chores that he has no time to take care of every day, and the slightest slack will lead to a severe beating.
As a highly educated literary and artistic young man who was born under the red flag and grew up under the red flag, he suddenly encountered this kind of strange bullshit, of course Su Wen had to fight!
So, he began to run away and began to argue with reason! That's right, it's a struggle!
In particular, when the labor and management were in school, the head teacher hated me so much and didn't do anything, this first time I arrived in your place, you made up for the life of labor and management who had not been beaten for more than 20 years?
How can this be? Su Wen plucked up his courage and began to work hard again. However, the ideal is plump, and the reality is skinny.
Su Wen finally failed.
The painful experience has taught him a truth, that is-since that little of fate has taken a fancy to you, then you can lie down and enjoy it!
"But, this is really not a way for people to live!" Su asked Yang Tian and sighed, "Why do others cross rings, necklaces, anklets, systems, and so on." And I don't have anything, I don't dislike you to give me a portable grandfather!"
Looking at the dilapidated roof, Sunan sighed lightly with a resentful expression, "Goldfinger, Darling, where are you? Do you know how much I miss you? Do you know how deeply I love you!"
"The password is correct, congratulations to the Chosen One for activating the Golden Finger, and the portable old man No. 10086 will serve you!" The empty words of the machinery suddenly sounded in Su Wen's ears, and the short sentence suddenly made him fall into a stupor.
"Goldfinger?is the password correct?" Su Wen sat up suddenly, looking around with wide eyes. It wasn't until he was sure it wasn't the dead fat fish's prank that he took a deep breath and called out softly, "Goldfinger?"
"The Chosen One doesn't have to be like this, Goldfinger has become one with you, and you can just communicate your thoughts. ā
Su Wen confirmed this time, and the voice did appear in his head. And he seems to really have the benefits of predecessors such as traversers, reborns, etc., Goldfinger!
Although the name is a bit too casual and too down-to-earth. However, he deserves it!
"Why are you only showing up now? You just said that the password is correct, what is the password?" Su Wen sat cross-legged on the bed, and exchanged with Goldfinger with an excited expression.
I don't remember what password I had, which made Su Wen very puzzled. If Goldfinger had appeared earlier, I wouldn't have cleaned up the dead fat fish a long time ago, and stewed the dead dog by the way!
"The password is ......" Goldfinger paused, seeming to hesitate. In the end, after Su Wen asked again and again, he said, "The password is-"Love deeply!"
"!" Su asked Spartan in an instant! After making sure that this Shabi Golden Finger was not a joke, Su Wen went crazy!
"Nima's, how lacking love are you? Which Shenjing Ice Company are you? Labor and management want to complain! This god Ma Shabi password?"
Sunan walked around the bed with an angry expression, his face gloomy and about to drip water. If labor and management don't love you, won't you appear? There is such a cheat? The ghost can match your BT incision code!
"Please respect yourself for the Chosen One!" Goldfinger was not affected by Su Wen's emotions in the slightest, and said unhurriedly, "This Goldfinger is committed to the welfare of all kinds of diao silk, otaku, and single dogs, and its main function is to allow users to complete earth-shattering counterattacks!"
"Adhering to the spirit of mutual respect and love, users should maintain corresponding respect for the principal fingers, so that I can give users unimaginable strength to achieve a perfect counterattack!"
"I'm drunk too. Su Wen was shocked by these words, he looked at the night sky outside the window dumbfounded, and muttered, "Perfect counterattack? Then why don't you let me counterattack on the earth? I want to be a security guard, counterattack the beauty president! I want to be a scumbag, counterattack the beauty of the school! I want to marry Bai Fumei, become the CEO, and go to the peak of life!"
"That's not going to work? Are you going to make a mess of me, who are I going to attack again? That Chihuahua? Don't be kidding! This world is terrifying, let's go home!"