Chapter 370: Waterbed
I thought the lid of the sarcophagus would be difficult to open, so I just pushed it with the intention of trying it out. Pen Γ fun Γ Pavilion www. ο½ο½ο½ο½ο½ο½ γ ο½ο½ο½ο½
But unexpectedly, as soon as my fingers touched it, it was like an elevator door, slowly opening and shining into the light.
Of course, I didn't open the lid of this coffin.
I saw a big hand on top of the small sarcophagus, and a blue-faced ghost was looking down stupidly.
I didn't react, so I looked at him for two or three seconds.
Then he said angrily, "The young master is invited." β
I understand, I understand, what he said is naturally that there are fewer ghosts.
But what I'm most concerned about now is what the inflatable object was in the coffin just now.
So I took a look at it by the light, and I couldn't help but scold my mother!
I thought it was the seed that was funny, but it wasn't.
It's the balloon equipment I wore on my body, that is, the vest and backpack made of fish fat by the big water ghost, which was brought into the fish suit space by the ghost.
It was a part of the corner that I had pierced with a fish bone, and perhaps it was accidentally stuck in the gap between the coffin lid when the ghost had put me in the sarcophagus.
Of course, it's also possible that he did it on purpose.
Looking along this corner, I could already see the oni and a few oni busily inflating the balloons by the lake.
I finally understood what was swelling up in the sarcophagus.
And what hurt me was that I actually pierced it several holes......
However, at the moment, this hot air balloon has been snatched by the ghost, maybe a hole is a good thing, hehe!
Thinking of this, I pretended to be casual and followed the ghost to the lake.
"Cousin, you're here! Quick, come and help, I want to fly into the air like you did before! Don't be afraid, Dad is looking for Old Man Song, let's hurry up and ......"
Uh, I'm speechless, I know, I know you well, this is my equipment, I ......
Anyway, too much I don't understand.
When is it, this second ancestor is still hurrying to have fun, and he is served!
I coldly rejected him: "I'm not in the mood to play with you!"
"Why are you pinching like this, I'm your cousin!"
I really want to pay tribute to him: Don't say anything about my cousin, what about my father?
However, I suddenly changed my mind again and decided to trick him.
Who told them that their father and son were so cruel to me just now? Fly, fly, I can't kill you!
......
But then a conundrum arose.
Because if a hot air balloon is to be lifted off, it is indispensable to use alcohol as fuel.
As much as I would love to cause a plane crash, I hope that it is the Yin Dragon who falls to his death, not the Oni Shao.
Whoever asked his cousin to call his cousin, although I am not willing to admit this relationship, I can't bear to do it.
Who makes me soft-hearted!
So I just wanted to tease him without a trace.
But then, if it's just a malicious joke, it will be more than worth the loss if I want to contribute the spirits.
So I continued to tell the ghost coldly: "I'm sorry, I'm running out of fuel."
Otherwise, how could I have made a forced landing before?"
The ghost was skeptical: "That's it...... No, no matter what method you use, you have to let me fly once anyway! Otherwise, if my father and Old Man Song break down and hand you over, then I won't be blind in vain!"
Huh? hahaha......
I almost laughed and cried to myself.
"It's definitely impossible to fly, and I can't conjure fuel. But isn't there a lake here? I suggest you play with the jet waterbed. β
It looks like Ghost Shao is a guy who doesn't drill into the corners.
He was quite interested in my proposal to settle for the next best thing and play the game, and immediately asked me:
"What is a waterbed? It's also a jet, it seems to be very interesting!"
"Hehe, of course. β
"Okay, then tell me, how do you want to play?"
The rest of the matter is up to me.
Under my command, the oni unloaded the balloon part, leaving only the chamber and unfurling it.
The next step is to inflate artificially.
Of course, it is impossible for me and the ghost to do it ourselves, and these hard work will be done by the ghosts.
Needless to say, this process is not in detail, the ghost has to grab time and be efficient, and he just made the lips of several ghosts into two sausages, which is really funny and pitiful.
However, the waterbed is finally done, and it is very angry.
The ghost is still the same sentence:
"How to play?"
Isn't that nonsense? Climb on it, lie down, and sleep just like you normally would!
And not only the ghosts, but even the ghosts were driven to the waterbed by me to protect the young master, and they also lay flat.
"Cousin, won't you come up and play together?"
"Nonsense! I'm going to go up, who's going to be the driver?"
With that, I pulled out the fish bones and cut an exhaust hole under the back of the waterbed, and pulled hard!
"Huh-hu-hu-hu......-hu
The air currents bring up a long broom-like splash.
Then the waterbed left the shore and gradually sailed towards the center of the lake.
"Ahh
In the midst of the shouts of joy, the ghosts and young people have been carried away and crazy.
I said, "Sabi, I said it earlier, you don't have a bright ......."
Then, with the screams, the inflation ran out, and the once-swollen and plump waterbed quickly dried up.
The gang all fell into the lake and began to flutter in a panic......
It took them a great deal of effort to climb to the shore.
I thought that the ghost was teased like this, and he would definitely scold and retaliate.
But he didn't expect him to wipe the water stains on his body with great interest, and at the same time said to the ghost: "Haha, exciting, cool, come again!"
"Huh, come back!"
This time, the faces of the demons were all green.
But how dare they not listen to the words of the ghosts?
Repair the exhaust holes, blow the air ......
By the time the waterbed took shape again, the ghosts were all tired and lay down.
However, this time, the ghost smiled at me meaningfully:
"Cousin, you're almost angry, aren't you? This time you don't need a jet, just the two of us, swim in the waterbed and the lake!"
I'll goγThis guy turned out to be pretending......
Anyway, if I don't accompany him on this trip, won't I admit defeat in front of him?
Boating on the lake, and still holding back left and right, you don't have to think about it to know that ghosts rarely have anything to say.
I thought he was going to continue to be a lobbyist, but I didn't expect the ghost to talk to me.
What to talk about?
Naturally, it is the past of a father who is a father and a mother, and pulls his son into adulthood.
The life of a single-parent family, in fact, I also feel the same way.
But then, what made me angry and funny was that the ghost boy actually said that he envied my parents and parents, they were in conflict and bound to pursue love, they were really brave and his idol......
I can't be fooled!
However, then, Ghost Shaoyu said something sad that touched me:
"Actually, I should hate your Jiang family like my father, but after thinking about it, you are my cousin, this is already an indisputable fact.
I'm confused: why does Dad ignore everyone's feelings and have to erase what has happened and return to square one?
Of course, what is even more painful is that not only can I not change and stop it, but I also have to participate in the opposition!
What the hell is wrong with the world?" )