Chapter 0491: A fire broke out in the backyard
I was in the next room, covering my mouth and smiling and bending over. Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info
Today, I finally played a game of Curator Xu, and I had a lot of fun.
The performance of plum blossoms today is also remarkable. The little woman, who seems to be honest, was able to adapt to the situation and let the cunning old fox lose at her hands.
I waited for Curator Xu to leave, and I also left the hostel on my feet.
I immediately called Meihua. "Plum blossom, where are you?"
"Brother Zhang, I'm in the small park opposite the hostel. Plum replied.
"Okay, I'll come right over. "I hurried to the small park.
When Meihua saw me enter the park, she ran over happily.
I complimented: "Meihua, you are too smart, too capable, you can be called a first-class actor." ”
Meihua twisted her waist and said embarrassedly: "It's not Brother Zhang, you taught me to say it, teach me to do it, otherwise, I will be a fool." ”
I looked at the plum blossoms and said happily: "Plum blossoms, as the saying goes: the master leads the door, and the cultivation depends on the individual." No matter how well I teach, you still have to digest, absorb, and play. Looks like I underestimated you before. I didn't expect you to perform so well on the spot, it's amazing. ”
"Brother Zhang, you're really afraid that you'll smash the act, my heart has been dancing all afternoon. Plum Blossom clutched her chest and said.
"I see you're quite calm, and you don't look panicked. I laughed.
Plum Blossom grinned and said, "Who said I was calm, my heart almost jumped out." If you don't believe it, you touch it, and now you're still jumping hard. ”
Plum said, pulling my hand to her chest.
Plum blossom was only wearing a thin short-sleeved shirt, and the bra inside was also very thin, and as soon as I pressed my hand up, it happened to be pressed on her **.
I wanted to retract my hand, but I was clutched by the plum blossoms.
"Brother Zhang, do you dance hard?" Meihua asked.
I thought to myself: I press my hand on your **, where can I feel the heartbeat. But my heart was beating violently.
"I... I can't feel it?" I said, flustered.
"Ahh
This time, it was pressed against her left breast again.
"Brother Zhang, do you feel my heartbeat this time?" asked Meihua.
I know: Meihua deliberately let me touch her****** this yellow-haired girl actually teased me.
I pretended not to care, nodded, and said, "Well, it's a bit of a big jump." ”
Meihua let go of my hand and said faintly, "Brother Zhang, are you comfortable to touch?"
I glanced at Meihua and thought: she asked this question, it was simply a blatant show of love.
"Hee-hee......" I smiled and said, "Meihua, I'm your brother." ”
"Brother, what brother? It's not my own brother. Meihua complained: "Brother Zhang, why are people so different." You see, when Xu Da saw me, he was so hungry that he wanted to swallow me in one gulp. But you, when you see me, look indifferent, as if I were not a woman. ”
"Meihua, you give me that letter of commitment. "I changed the subject.
Meihua pouted, took out the "letter of commitment" from her pocket and handed it to me.
I looked at it, flicked it with my hand, and said happily: "This is a heavy cannonball, enough to blow Xu Da to pieces." ”
"Is it really that powerful?" asked Plum Blossom.
"Let me tell you: although Xu Da's wife is not a dominatrix, she is not a fuel-efficient lamp either. I understand her nature, as long as she knows that Xu Da is cheating, she will not let him go. ”
"And what will his wife do to him?" asked Plum Blossom.
Xu Da's wife will definitely not be able to swallow this breath, first of all, she will make Xu Da stink, make him lose his black yarn hat, and then, divorce Xu Da and let him leave the house. When the time comes, Xu Da will become a lost dog and wander on the street. I laughed.
"He deserves it! Who let him kill a woman?" Meihua said with relief.
"yes. However, even if he ends up on the street, I will continue to beat the reservoir dogs. I said hatefully.
"Brother Zhang, do you still want to continue to rectify Xu Da?" asked Meihua.
I nodded.
"Brother Zhang, do you want to kill Xu Da?" asked Meihua in surprise.
I know: Plum blossom is a kind-hearted woman, and in this regard, plum blossom and jujube are very similar. So, I don't want to say too much to her.
"Maybe that's the end of it. I prevaricated.
"Brother Zhang, I think: it is enough to let Xu Da lose his black yarn hat and get divorced. The rest of his life is miserable enough. Meihua seems to be interceding for Xu Da.
"Yes, that's enough. I followed the words of the plum blossoms.
Of course, I am not satisfied with this result, there is an old Chinese saying: kill to pay for life. Even if Xu Da is not allowed to pay for his life, he has to be better off dying.
Plum blossom and I walked and talked in the small park. Meihua pointed to a stone bench and said, "Brother Zhang, let's go sit down." ”
"Good. "Plum blossom and I walked over.
I sat down on the stone bench and said happily, "It's so cool!"
Plum blossoms stood in front of the stone bench, looking around.
I asked suspiciously, "Plum blossoms, what are you looking at?"
"I looked to see if there was anyone around. Plum replied with a smile.
"What's wrong with someone?" I asked, puzzled.
"Brother Zhang, I want to sit on your lap. Plum Blossom said with a red face.
I was taken aback and was about to excuse myself, but the plum blossom sat up.
"Mei... Plum blossoms, you... You ...... "I want to take Plum Blossom down and let her sit on the stone bench." However, Meihua hugged my neck tightly and murmured, "Brother Zhang, just let me sit for a while, just ten minutes, okay?"
I thought to myself: weird, why do women like to sit on men's laps? The hanging neck ghost Xiaozao likes to sit on my lap the most, and every time she sees me, she has to let me hold her for a while.
I couldn't push it, and I couldn't persuade it, so I had to say, "Then it's okay, just sit for ten minutes." As I spoke, I lifted my wrist and looked at my watch.
Meihua's mouth was high, and she said unhappily: "Brother Zhang, why are you so stingy, just sit on your lap for a while, do you still need to look at your watch? ”
"Plum blossom, if you can really sit down on my flesh, it will be good. Alas, I have gained weight again recently, and the day before yesterday, I weighed it in the pharmacy and it was seventy-eight kilograms. I laughed.
Meihua smiled and said, "Brother Zhang, if you hug me often, you will definitely lose weight." If you think, it's going to take a little effort to hold me. ”
"Plum blossom, you mean: to sit on my lap all the time?"
"Brother Zhang, of course I want to. If you can hug me every time you see me, then I will be satisfied. However, if you are married, I will not let you hold it. I don't want your backyard to catch fire. Plum said with a grin.
(To be continued.) )