On Fangcun Mountain, the old fox jumped like thunder. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

"Damn! Damn! Damn!"

The old fox scolded and smashed the vase frantically.

Syllable!

The corner of the boy's eyes twitched as he stood on the side.

The vase was a superb immortal artifact, and it could hold a world inside. Now it's so broken.

Syllable!

"Bastard! There's not a sturdy one!"

The old fox threw another vase, looked at the debris all over the ground, and cursed.

The corners of the boy's two eyes twitched together.

What can resist your old man's life!

The whole square inch mountain was silent. No one dares to touch the old fox's brows at this time, if he is directly used as a punching bag by the angry patriarch, if he is not killed, he will be disabled, and he can't commit it!

The senior brother of Fang Cunshan wiped his sweat and asked the second junior brother in a low voice.

"What's wrong with what you said Shizun? I've been angry these days, is there any better?"

The second junior brother and the old god were there, squinting his eyes and saying, "Needless to say, isn't it that the little junior sister has found a wild man outside! You haven't been in retreat and don't know, hehe, I'll tell you......

After hearing this, the elder brother's eyes widened, like two eggs.

"I'm going! And this kind of thing?!The little junior sister's tigress is married, this is a good thing! Why is the master so unhappy?"

The second junior brother was speechless, and gave the senior brother a blank look. I thought to myself, in your eyes she is a tigress, but in the eyes of others, she is a treasure!

The senior brother was amazed, and then asked: "Why haven't you seen the third junior brother since I got out of the customs? Where did that kid go? Wouldn't he have been punished by the master to face the wall?"

"What. ”

The second senior brother glanced at the senior brother again, and said, "The third senior brother was sent out by the master a long time ago. I don't know where I went, and I haven't come back yet. Senior brother has never mentioned this matter, I am wondering, it must be the master who forgot this stubble!"

Senior Brother thought about it and nodded thoughtfully.

"Yes, when it comes to the matter of the little junior sister, the master will selectively ignore all other things. ”

The two looked at each other, smiled, and touched their glasses. Just after the liquor was delivered to his mouth, a roar spread throughout Fangcun Mountain.

"You two bunnies! What are you muttering! I hear you!"

Burst!

Burst!

The two of them sprayed in unison. They looked at each other again, their faces full of despair.

The roar continued.

"Come up for me!"

"Yes...... Master ......"

Reluctantly replied, and the two of them sighed and went up the mountain. Halfway through, the juniors and disciples who didn't dare to provoke the two on weekdays were watching the excitement, pointing and pointing, so it was not lively.

If in the past, these little cubs dared to laugh at them like this, and the second senior brother would definitely beat them out. But now, I'm not in that mood anymore.

went up the mountain and saw the Bodhi Ancestor, and the two saluted.

"Master, what's the matter with the two of us?" Senior Brother is a big brother after all, so he asked cautiously first.

The second junior brother lowered his head, looked at his nose and nose, and looked at his heart, but he didn't raise his head.

The sky fell, and the tall man was on top of it, and the master was angry and the senior brother was carrying it.

Bodhi Laozi glanced at the two junior brothers and snorted coldly.

"Sweep the ground for me first!"

The senior brother answered, and was about to move, only to see that his junior brother had already taken the broom and began to sweep it hard. Just when the senior brother was stunned, the ground was already clean. But it was the second junior brother who dragged the ground again after sweeping.

"This ......"

The senior brother didn't react, and looked at his junior brother blankly, not knowing what to say for a while.

Bro...... What about our brotherhood?!

The second junior brother didn't care about this, and after doing everything, he returned to the same place, standing with low eyebrows and pleasing eyes.

He thought to himself, Senior Brother, Dead Dao Friends Don't Die Poor Dao, at the critical moment, you have to be ready to sacrifice!

"Well, that's good. ”

Bodhi Ancestor glanced at the ground lightly and gave an evaluation.

"The disciple should do it! The disciple can do it even better!" the second junior brother hurriedly bent down and said sincerely.

The elder brother wanted to say: I can too.

But after glancing at the master's grim face, it was better to think about it. What if he cuts me as soon as I speak?

Now he has no reason to hit me, maybe in a moment.

The two brothers knew that they would get on the right track next. The master called himself here, he must be in a bad mood and wanted to get angry, so it depends on who can punish him lightly.

"Second brother, you're doing a good job. ”

First of all, the old ancestor of Bodhi spoke to the second junior brother, and his tone was also peaceful.

The second junior brother's face was distorted, the title of the second brother is really chic. But he quickly put his mind in order, and people were under the eaves and had to bow their heads.

"The master has a good reputation, and you have often taught us that in life, no matter what we do, we must do it seriously, just like cultivation. Only hard work can produce results!"

The corners of the elder brother's eyes had already begun to twitch.

Meow a cat, you really talk nonsense with your eyes open! You are not afraid to shoot on the horse's hooves! When the time comes, a stumbling kicks you to death!

The old fox was very happy to hear this, patted the second junior brother on the shoulder, and said, "Not bad, not bad! It is not in vain to teach you for many years! I want to reward you for being a teacher!"

The elder brother's face was even more ugly.

It's not that I don't have a reward. It's because I provoked the master together just now that I was called here, and now that the junior brother has received the reward and left, isn't it me who is unlucky?

The second junior brother was happy, he didn't expect that he would be blessed by misfortune! This world is really wonderful and weird!

"Thank you, Master!"

"Hehe, you're welcome. ”

"I don't know what the reward is?" the second junior brother looked at Bodhi Ancestor with some expectation.

The patriarch has always been generous, and I don't know what it will give me this time. The long-awaited mount Blue Wave Chicken Eye, or the house on the second ring of Fangcun Mountain?

"Hehehe, since you like cleaning so much, then the sanitation of this square inch mountain will be handed over to you. Cleaning three times a day in the morning, noon and evening, cleaning from the mountain to the bottom of the mountain, not allowed to use immortal energy, all rely on physical strength. It's not difficult, right?"

Bodhi Ancestor looked at the second junior brother with a smile, his face was full of kindness, but his eyes were cruel.

The second junior brother only has one sentence of MMP at the moment, but he knows that it is not appropriate to say this. So he forced a stiff smile.

"Disciple, obey ...... orders"

"Do you think it's difficult?" asked Bodhi Ancestor with a smile.

"It's not difficult, it's really not difficult!"

The second junior brother is about to cry, do you say that it is difficult?

But he didn't dare to say it, he was afraid that after he said it was difficult, the master would add work to him!

"It's not difficult! It's not difficult! By the way, you can't eat if you can't finish it!"

The old fox patted the second junior brother on the shoulder and smiled happily.

The senior brother did not feel the slightest joy, but began to break out in a cold sweat.

The punishment of the second junior brother is very heavy, at least he has to go on a hunger strike and sleep in the open for a while. Although it was very relieving, the senior brother felt even more terrifying.

Even the second junior brother who took such a good sycophant was punished so heavily, wouldn't he be finished?

The old fox didn't speak, looked at the senior brother, and sneered.

The second junior brother was very determined. Then leave. He hurried to sweep the mountain.

"Division...... Master, what am I going to do?"

The senior brother is a little stumbling, but the master's aura is too strong.

"I have an important task for you, and this matter is to be kept secret. You do it yourself, do it well, there is a reward, if you don't do it well, hehehe, you don't come back. I'll bury you well. ”

Big Brother: "......"

Finished!

This is the only thought in the heart of the senior brother.

If the master speaks in this tone, it means that the assignment of this task is not done well!

At that time, the master will have to personally bear the results himself, and then let himself be buried in the ground for 8,000 years! Remember the last ...... Hey! It's all tears!

"Master...... Who are you going to assassinate this time?Yuan Shi Tianzun or Daode Tianzun? Won't it still be the Tongtian Sect Master?" Senior Brother wiped the sweat from his head, and his tone was desperate.

It was not easy for me to get out of the level, and before I had time to celebrate my cultivation, I was about to embark on the road of death again, what kind of thing is this!

"It's harder than you say. ”

The old fox sighed and spoke quietly.

"Your third junior brother was sent to the human realm by me, and now he can't come back. It's not that he can't come back, but he's obsessed with life in the human world and doesn't want to come back now. Your mission is to bring him back. ”

The senior brother was stunned for a moment, a little doubtful that his ears had heard it wrong. How can there be such a good thing in the world?

Not only did he not punish himself, but he also allowed himself to travel at public expense?

"Master, are you serious?"

"Of course it's true, I'm going to lie to you?" said the old fox unhappily.

"No, no, how can it be? Master, your old man never deceives!"

"Yes, I'm not fooling anyone!"

“......”

So the elder brother packed his luggage and got ready to go.

By the way, he told the news to the second junior brother who was sweeping the mountain with a broom with a sad face, and envied him half to death.

After the senior brother left, the second junior brother's face turned sympathetic.

"I don't know what kind of world it is, do you? There are so many things there to tempt, not to mention the third child, even you can't come back. Master's move is ruthless enough......"

Another disciple also said sympathetically: "Yes, what is more painful than quitting smoking, drinking, the Internet, and gambling?

The second senior brother turned around and asked, "How long do you guess it will take for the senior brother to fall completely?"

"I guess, eight days!"

The second senior brother smiled contemptuously and said: "I'll open a handicap here, you tell everyone that the senior brother will fall in one day, the odds will be 1:10, two days 1:9, three days 1:8, and so on!"

The junior brother was stunned for a moment, and said in surprise: "Senior brother, are you serious?"

"Of course!"

"Okay, I'll go and inform you brothers!"

......

United States, an underground casino.

The third senior brother was drinking iced tea while looking coldly at the Russian turntable in front of him.

"Sir, do you bet?"

The dealer asked politely.

The third senior brother was silent, and then shouted loudly in pure English.

"You cheat!

The dealer's face turned cold. Say into the intercom: "Russian turntable table 26, someone is making trouble!"

On the intercom, a voice that seemed a little excited replied.

"Roger!"