295.Chapter 295 Chapter 0295: I hooked up with the ghost baby
The little hand of the ghost baby is like a cat's paw. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info
Looking at the ghost baby's little hands, I couldn't help but feel sad. If it hadn't been killed, it would have been a three-year-old boy who could have jumped up and down to make soy sauce. But now it's an ugly ghost.
I sighed and stuck out my index finger and put it in the ghost baby's little hand.
We both tugged at it.
The ghost baby grabbed my index finger, and seemed a little reluctant to let go.
I emphasized: "Little one, we have already hooked up, and in the future, we will be good friends, you have to remember: good friends have to help each other." ”
The ghost baby nodded vigorously, indicating that it understood.
The thousand-year-old female ghost came back with a gust of wind, and she looked at me and the ghost baby curiously, and asked, "What are you two holding hands?"
I glanced at the thousand-year-old female ghost and asked, "Did you ask Ah Ju?"
"Asked, you're not lying. The thousand-year-old female ghost said wistfully.
I happily said to the ghost baby: "Little one, did you hear it, I didn't lie, it was indeed your mother who gave me the gold ring and asked me to bring you a message." ”
The thousand-year-old female ghost said to the ghost baby, "Wu'er, what he said is true. ”
I pouted at the thousand-year-old female ghost and asked, "Hey, it's not your son, what kind of name are you calling my son?"
"Can you handle it?" the thousand-year-old female ghost glared at me and said, "It's my godson, what's wrong?"
"Godson? Hmph! If you have the ability to give birth to a son yourself, why should you let someone else's son call you mother, it's useless. I said disdainfully.
I said this deliberately to anger the thousand-year-old female ghost, today, she came to help the ghost baby and almost defeated the old Taoist, so I am not satisfied with her.
"You... You ......" The thousand-year-old female ghost was so angry with me that she stomped her feet and said, "If I hadn't seen Aju's face, I would have killed you immediately." ”
"You beat me to death?" I sneered and said, "You alone are a ghost, let alone kill me, and you may not even be able to hurt me by a hair." ”
"I'm not a ghost, and I'm not a ghost. The thousand-year-old female ghost threatened.
"It's already a good friend of mine, so it won't help you. Don't believe it, you ask it. I pouted at the ghost baby.
"Ahh
"We also hooked it and swore that we would never go back. I said triumphantly.
The thousand-year-old female ghost looked at the ghost baby and asked, "Is there really such a thing?"
The ghost baby nodded.
The thousand-year-old female ghost was deflated at once, and she said angrily: "You guy is so insidious, you deceived a little child while I was away. ”
"Wrong, wrong, wrong, very wrong. It's not a child anymore, and frankly, it's much smarter than you, a thousand-year-old female ghost. You just ran to ask Ah Ju, it is enough to show that you are stupid and stupid enough. "I squinted at the thousand-year-old female ghost.
"You dare to call me stupid, call me stupid?" the thousand-year-old female ghost raised her hand in annoyance, posing as she wanted to beat me.
"I said you're stupid, stupid, don't be unconvinced. Let me tell you: Ah Ju's mother and son both believe in me and have become my friends, and you still want to beat me, you say: Isn't this stupid and stupid? It stands to reason that you should take the initiative to ask to be my friend. ”
When the thousand-year-old female ghost heard me say this, she reluctantly put down her raised arm and said dejectedly: "Handsome guy, you are so powerful, I obeyed you." ”
"You... You call me handsome, too?" I asked in surprise.
"You're a handsome guy. I'll tell you: Don't look at me as a thousand-year-old female ghost, but I was only twenty-two years old when I died, so I should be younger than you. Shouldn't I call you a handsome guy?"
"Well, I'm twenty-five years old, three years older than you, and it's reasonable for you to call me a handsome guy. But do you really think I'm handsome?" I asked, a little smugly.
"Well, you do look handsome. Today, when I was fighting with the old Taoist priest during the day, I glanced at you several times, and I thought to myself: If I beat you to death, I will let you marry me in the underworld. The thousand-year-old female ghost said.
"Ahh I didn't expect this female ghost to fall in love with me at first sight. No wonder the old Taoist priest said that I was a "lover", and I tried my best to provoke women and ghosts.
"Alas, it's a pity that I didn't kill you, and let you be friends with Ah Ju's mother and son, which made my wish come to naught. Hey, handsome, I'm waiting for you, you're going to die someday. When you die, marry me, what's the matter?" asked the thousand-year-old female ghost expectantly.
"We'll talk about that then. "I didn't want to offend this thousand-year-old female ghost, so I prevaricated.
"I know, you don't like me. The thousand-year-old female ghost said depressedly.
"Hey, it's not a question of whether you can't see it, it's a question of talking about it then. I said with a twist.
To be honest, now I only have Miao Siyu in my heart, where can I still look at other women. I thought: If Miao Siyu can't borrow the corpse to resurrect the soul, then I will commit suicide and go to the underworld to marry Miao Siyu. In short, whether it is in the yang world or the underworld, Miao Siyu is my only wife.
"Hmph, I know you're interested in someone?" said the thousand-year-old female ghost.
"How do you know?" I was taken aback, and thought to myself: Could it be that this thousand-year-old female ghost has some magical power to find out about me and Miao Siyu.
"Handsome guy, don't you know, I am a thousand-year-old female ghost, in charge of the realm of the underworld for 300 kilometers. I have long known that there is a Miao Siyu who was loved to death by a handsome guy in the yang world, just now, I specially checked, it turned out that the man who fell in love with Miao Siyu was you. The thousand-year-old female ghost said sadly.
"Ah, you are in charge of all the dead within three hundred kilometers?" I was taken aback.
"Yes, don't you believe it?" The thousand-year-old female ghost said: "If you don't believe it, I can find out right away where Miao Siyu is buried now." ”
"Really?" I looked at the thousand-year-old female ghost suspiciously, and thought to myself: this thousand-year-old female ghost likes to brag a little, but it is too much.
"Hmph, I know, you don't believe me. You wait, I'll go and find out where Miao Siyu is buried right away. After the thousand-year-old female ghost finished speaking, she turned over and walked away.
After a bag of cigarettes, the thousand-year-old female ghost ran back happily. She said to me proudly: "Miao Siyu was buried in Kangle Cemetery, East 2nd District, Row 56, Cave 8 when she first died. Later, it was transferred to Tianling Temple, more than 100 kilometers away. Am I right?"
Listening to the words of the thousand-year-old female ghost, it really scared me a lot, it seems that this thousand-year-old female ghost should not be underestimated. She is in charge of a 300-kilometer boundary, which is at least equivalent to a county master in the yang world.
I nodded in surprise and said respectfully, "You're right, you're right. ”
"Hmph! I'm not bragging. The thousand-year-old female ghost rolled her eyes at me and asked, "Is your relationship with Miao Siyu so deep?