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After leaving the base, because he got the result he wanted, the American representative was very happy and couldn't help humming a little song. The only thing I'm not happy about www.biquge.info is that the damn aliens don't want to work with the great America. Even, they refused without even thinking about it!

"Damn aliens, hum, today you ignore my love, tomorrow I will make you unattainable!"

After getting into the car, the American representative waved his hand and said: "Go to the city, let's go shopping and enjoy it." It's really annoying to run around in the Pentagon every day for so-called world peace!"

"Yes, sir!"

However, while shopping, the mobile phone of the American representative rang. Looking at the phone, the American representative frowned, which showed that it was a call from the Pentagon. He muttered a few words, but the mobile phone kept ringing, and the American representative had no choice but to press it vigorously, and then answered.

"Hey, what's the matter? Oh wait, don't talk yet, I'm telling you, if this news doesn't matter, I'll definitely throw you off the Pentagon when I go back!"

"Shut up!!"

Suddenly, there was a roar from the other side of the phone.

The American representative was stunned, this voice is so familiar......

Oh!

But what's wrong with it? It's so hot for hair?

"You bastard! Fake! Tell me why Yang Yan hacked the state television again? and started spreading the news of the end of the world? You know, fuck, do you know how many people are outside the White House now? You have already seriously injured two guards! Someone who is still riding a horse has taken to the street with a gun and started to wreak havoc!"

The president roared hoarsely, eager to crawl out of his mobile phone and strangle the representative directly. If they hadn't provoked Yang Yan here, how could this kind of thing happen!

"This, this, this...... It's none of my business!" The American representative was completely dumbfounded, wondering how the world had changed so quickly, and the world had been turned upside down in an instant.

I just saw that the sky was blue, but now it is gray? Just now, when I look at this cloud, it is still white and flawless, but now it has become black?

The crazy roaring sound in his ears was far away, and he hung up the phone unconsciously, and the American representative was completely stupid.

And the same scene happened in many places. Not only the United States, but also China, the United Kingdom, etc., the world is really in chaos.

Yang Yan specially told the dog not to say that he had found a new planet to immigrate, and not to say that there were still more than a hundred years to go. It only said that the earth was going to be destroyed, and everyone was going to finish playing.

This is good.

Huaguo has strict management of guns and knives, but it didn't make much trouble. At the first moment of the situation, the order was immediately handed down, so the police and fire management even mobilized the garrison!

Not to mention anything else, there are many policemen in Huaguo, and there are also many chengguans! Although there are more or less moths in it, it is still possible to stabilize the situation at critical moments.

Isn't the so-called stability situation just taking out their batons, and whoever refuses to accept them will be whipped by him?

There are some who want to fish in troubled waters, and they can't take care of themselves with a few sticks.

So the situation quickly stabilized.

But in countries like the United States where guns are legal, the mess is big!

Some grumpy people have already taken to the street with guns, although they did not shoot indiscriminately, but they looked very chaotic, one by one holding guns outside the White House, causing the guards to be very nervous now.

What are you kidding? Even the guards don't know what to do, it's the end of the world, and we're still here guarding the White House? What's the point?

Old man Lin was very angry, and he made a fuss because of Yang Yan. They have disrupted their plans, and they have talked half of what should have been cut off with a thousand cuts, as if the human race was going to be extinct! This trouble caused chaos in the world, and many places were demoralized, leading to the stagnation of factories and many other problems.

"This damn bastard! bastard!!!" Old man Lin had already stormed away! he almost exploded in anger, but at this time, Old Man Lin didn't have time to call to scold Yang Yan, and was in contact with the top management at the moment to discuss how to appease the people.

"Now, I have no choice but to get the news out! Immediately activate the backup satellite and radio station and announce it. Tell the people, appease the people first, and then clean up Yang Yan's bastard!" Old man Lin said angrily.

"Okay, let's start the broadcasting facilities and backup satellites now!"

Daqingshan Village is very quiet, and when he knew the end of the world, the second master sighed and said, "Now this advertisement is really crazy! I'm not afraid of being arrested!"

Father Yang was puzzled and asked, "What is this advertising for?"

Mother Yang smiled: "It's not that the movie channel is going to show a movie today, what's the name? It's that the end of the world is probably for that advertisement!"

"It's called "2012"," the second master reminded.

"Yes, yes, yes!

Jingle bells!

The phone rang at Aoyama Annex, and it was the village chief calling. As soon as it was connected, the village chief's loud voice rang out.

"Hey, Xiaoyan, oh, second master, ah, ha, are you feeling lately?"

The second master said: "What are you talking to me, you kid and me? You came to eat yesterday, why are you looking forward to my poor health today?"

"Ahaha, how can it be! I didn't watch TV and want to ask the college students, is this thing real or fake? Is it really the end of the world or is it fake?" the village chief laughed unchanged, and quickly changed the subject.

The second master laughed and mocked: "You are really living more and more shrinking! What are you afraid of in the end of the world, besides, this is an advertisement, it scares you!"

The village chief slapped his thigh: "I know it's fake!"

Sometimes, ignorance is the happiest thing!

......

Yang Yan didn't go too far, and only let the dog be broadcast for five minutes, and in these ten minutes, all the TVs in the world turned into white screens, with a string of black words on them.

The earth is exploding, and the end of the world is coming!

Just this string of words, the governments of the government sour don't want it!

And Yang Yan also knew the consequences of messing around.

Linhai City, a restaurant.

"Waiter, order, what are you doing!" Yang Yan shouted to the waiters in the restaurant who were watching TV together, a little helpless, because the sentence was hanging on the TV. All the waiters were too busy to order.

A waiter turned around and said angrily: "There is a use for ordering, don't you see that the chefs are all watching TV here?"

Yang Yan was angry, what kind of attitude do you have, don't you know that the customer is God?

"Where's your boss!

The waiter glanced at it disdainfully and stabbed the people around him.

"Mom and Dad, that person called you!"

A man and a woman sitting next to the waiter stood up and turned around: "Hello! Wait, we're done reading this paragraph!"

Yang Yan: "......"

Ahri: "Poof!"

This is also the reason why Yang Yan only aired for five minutes.