"Cuihua, I'm not interested in your cousin, I'm interested in antiques. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 infoYou know, I'm an archaeologist and I work with antiques all day. Maybe your cousin and I can work together on antiques. I said it seriously.

"Brother Zhang, if you cooperate with my cousin on antiques, I will not object to this. I'm worried that you'll be captured by my cousin, though. I've heard that when a man is obsessed with a woman, ten cows can't pull it back. The little widow said worriedly.

"How so. Cuihua, you can rest assured. You've given me a vaccination, and now, I'm immune to your cousin. I grinned and said, "Cuihua, I'll be honest: your cousin's appearance is a little worse than yours." ”

"Brother Zhang, don't soak me. The little widow grimaced.

"Cuihua, I'm telling the truth. Your cousin relies on makeup and clothes, and if your cousin is plain-faced, she will definitely not be as beautiful as you. "I took a closer look at the little widow and found that she was very beautiful indeed.

No wonder Toad Mirror took a fancy to the little widow at a glance, and did not hesitate to beg her in a low voice.

"Really, I don't believe it. The little widow was surprised.

"Cuihua, let me tell you: if your cousin comes to your house for the night, when she washes her face and takes off her makeup, you secretly take a picture of her. Then, compare it with your photos and yours will see it at a glance. When the time comes, you will know that you are a big beauty. I said with a grin.

"Brother Zhang, I don't believe it. If I'm so pretty, why don't you stay away from me?" said the little widow dismayed.

"Cuihua, I didn't stay away from you, besides, my attitude towards you has nothing to do with your appearance. I'm not from the appearance association, in fact, what I value most is character. I explained.

"Brother Zhang, I like you, but I know I don't deserve you. However, I am very satisfied that you can be my brother. So, Brother Zhang, don't be afraid of me in the future, I am a reasonable woman, and I will never haunt you. ”

"Cuihua, I know you're a good girl, I'll be honest with you, I already have a girlfriend, but, for some reason, we haven't seen each other yet. I said quietly.

"Brother Zhang, why can't you two see each other? Did she go abroad? Or was she under house arrest? Or did she break the law and be arrested and put in prison?" asked the little widow repeatedly.

"Cuihua, this matter will not be clear for a while, and I will tell you in detail when I have time in the future. "I know that if I tell the little widow about Miao Siyu, not only will she not believe it, but she will think that I am insane. Yes, a big living person fell in love with a dead person, and no one would believe it if he said it.

I suddenly felt a tingle in the big finger of my right hand.

"Ahh

"Brother Zhang, what's wrong with you?" the little widow asked anxiously, "Is your back hurting again?"

I shook my head, held out my finger and said, "My finger hurts a little." ”

"What's wrong with your finger?" the little widow put her eyes close to my big finger, looked at it, and said, "It's a little red and swollen, has it been hit by something?"

I thought to myself: if I told the little widow the truth, I was afraid that it would scare her, and it was better to tell a lie. So, I shook my head and said bitterly, "My big finger has a strange disease, and it doesn't work to wipe any medicine, only by rubbing one thing can it be cured." ”

"What can be cured by wiping it?, is that thing expensive?" asked the little widow anxiously.

"It's almost every house, but I'm too embarrassed to ask someone for it. I said with embarrassment.

"What kind of treasures? Since everyone has them, it's not a rare thing. Brother Zhang, you say, do I have one in my family? If so, I will bring it to you immediately. The little widow said haughtily.

"Of course you have it, to be precise, it should be you. I looked at the little widow and said.

"I have. Then you say, what is it, I'll give it to you right away. The little widow stomped her foot and said anxiously, "Brother Zhang, look at your spitting energy, you're about to kill me." ”

"Alas!" I sighed and said, "Cuihua, it's not that I don't want to say it, it's that I don't dare to say it." If I say it, you'll think I'm a hooligan. ”

"Brother Zhang, you just want my body, and I will give it to you, and I will never say that you are a hooligan. The little widow said without hesitation.

"Cuihua, since you say so, then I don't have any worries. I'll tell you: my big finger can only be used by smearing a woman's menstrual blood. ”

"Menstrual blood?" asked the little widow, right?" asked the little widow.

I nodded.

The little widow said happily: "Brother Zhang, your luck is really good, it just so happened that my eldest aunt only came this morning, so she was really in a hurry." ”

"Really? That's great. "Just now I was thinking that if the little widow's aunt hadn't come, she wouldn't have been able to give me menstrual blood if she wanted to. Unexpectedly, the little widow's "big aunt" didn't come early or late, and I came when I needed menstrual blood.

The little widow turned and walked to the door, and locked it.

"You... What are you doing?" I asked, panicking.

"Brother Zhang, don't you need menstrual blood? I'll give it to you right away. The little widow said.

"Cuihua, don't take off your pants with me. If someone comes at this time, pushes the door and finds that the door is locked, then it's a bad thing. The two of us, if it's okay, someone will tell you something. I said in horror.

"Brother Zhang, your guts are too small. The little widow pouted.

"Cuihua, it's not that I'm timid, it's better to be cautious. I persuaded, "Cuihua, you go home and replace that one, wrap it in newspaper, and bring it to me." ”

The little widow looked at me with her eyes and said unhappily: "Brother Zhang, you are a rat guts, you are also afraid, you are also afraid, where are there so many people to be afraid." Alas, if I hadn't scared your guts, I'd take off my pants here. Forget it, I'll go back, you wait, or I'll get it to you in ten minutes. ”

The little widow ran away, looking at the little widow's back, and I thought to myself: I am fortunate to have this little widow, otherwise, there would really be no place to get this menstrual blood. With my thin skin, I would never ask a strange woman for menstrual blood.

Coincidentally, the little widow walked on the front foot, and the toad mirror came in on the back foot. As soon as he entered the door, he asked, "Brother Zhang, the little widow has come to give you a massage." ”

"Yes, I just finished the massage before leaving. I replied.

"Brother Zhang, I came in just now and found the little widow crying, why is she crying?" asked the toad mirror with a weak heart.

As soon as I asked this, she began to cry, and before she could say anything, someone wanted to bully me. I asked who had bullied her, but she wouldn't say. Since I didn't say it, I didn't bother to ask. However, you don't have to ask, the little widow must have said that you bullied her. I glanced at the toad mirror and said, "Old Gu, don't fight the little widow in the future." ”