Chapter 163: Beasts Are Not as Good as Beasts (Part II)
Chapter 163 Birds and Beasts Are Not as Good as (Part II) "Tell a story...... Xue Yurou's words made Liang Xi disappointed for a while. I didn't have the interest of the previous commotion, and yawned, "I'm not very good at this, but I like to read small books in comparison, for example, the books I like have extreme beast-lust, night raids on widows' villages, and the like, have you read it, senior sister?"
Xue Yurou frowned, and when she heard the name, she felt that it was not a good book, so she said, "I haven't read it." ”
Seeing Liang Xi's reluctance, Xue Yurou's mind moved, and then said: "I heard Senior Sister Xian'er say that your story is very good, but it turns out that what she said is not all true. ”
Hearing Xue Yurou mention Lin Xian'er, Liang Xi's heartstrings moved, but seeing Xue Yurou's appearance, how could Liang Daguan, who had been in the market for a long time, not see her purpose.
"If you want to use Xian'er to deceive me, there is no door. Liang Xi snorted secretly.
However, since Xue Yurou had moved out of Lin Xian'er, Liang Xi blinked and decided to talk about fooling Xue Yurou.
"Well, since you want to hear it, I'll tell you a story about the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl. Liang Xi stretched and leaned back on the stone and said.
"Well, you say. Xue Yurou saw that Liang Xi agreed, and listened attentively with great anticipation.
"Once upon a time there was a little boy named Cowherd, he was handsome and kind, but he was a little worse than me. The queen mother's maiden lady is called the Weaver Girl, one day when she was taking a bath in Tianchi, the Cowherd saw the Weaver Girl's clothes thrown on the ground, afraid that they would be stolen by the little people, so she kindly received them for her, but when Miss Weaver went to look for clothes, she fell in love with him......"
Hearing Liang Xi say this, Xue Yurou couldn't help but interrupt him: "The Weaver Girl's clothes weren't stolen by the Cowherd, ah, no, they were put away, how could she look for clothes? ”
Thinking of that embarrassing appearance, Xue Yurou lowered her head with a peach blossom face.
Liang Xi glanced at her: "This is not the point of the story, the point is the love story of this story that makes people toss and turn, don't interject, I'll continue to tell." ”
Xue Yurou looked at Liang Xi's vicious appearance, afraid that he wouldn't talk about it, so she had to keep her mouth shut and continue to listen with doubts in her heart.
"Later, Miss Weaver Girl eloped to the earth, became close to the Cowherd, and gave birth to seven boys and eight girls, but was discovered by the star officials in the sky, and the two sides fought a big battle, but unfortunately the Cowherd was defeated, but then the Queen Mother was gracious, and on the seventh day of July every year, let the magpie build a bridge, and allowed him and his wife to meet on the Tianhe, so that they were intimate, and others were not allowed to peek......"
Liang Xi finished telling the story of the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl, which was originally a love legend that moved the world, but he almost told it as a meat joke.
The relationship between the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl was originally a poignant love story passed down from the folk, but when it came out of the mouth of Liang Daguan, it made Xue Yurou listen to it very much, and she felt a lot of commotion.
Xue Yurou rearranged the story in her own mind, and sighed silently: "Although they ended up separated by a galaxy, they found someone who knew each other after all. ”
Hearing Xue Yurou's exclamation, Liang Xi took a deep breath: "This girl, there are some stories." ”
Xue Yurou has grown up under the care of her family since she was a child, and everyone is respectful and polite to her, treating her as a pearl in the palm of her hand.
After joining the Tianling Sect, she became a very powerful disciple because of her outstanding talent, and she was fortunate to worship under the door of the Condensing Water Dao people, coupled with her unparalleled beauty, she was worshiped by countless disciples.
But she looks beautiful, but the high-flying iceberg temperament makes her not have many friends, and she has no one to talk to about anything.
She is a girl in the flower season, and she hopes to have friends who can laugh and cry together like ordinary people, but this ordinary wish has never been realized.
Because of the loneliness for a long time, I sighed after listening to Liang Xi's joke version of the story of the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl.
Liang Xi carefully observed her eyebrows, and guessed the problem from the envy and loss in her eyes, and sighed in his heart.
"It's a mistake for a woman to be too beautiful, but isn't it a big mistake for a brave and suave man like me? ”
Liang Xi boasted to himself, his eyes were shining, he hid to the side and laughed non-stop, seeing Xue Yurou frightened for a while, thinking that he had some bad ideas.
Seeing that there was still a trace of loneliness on Xue Yurou's face, Liang Xi's eyes rolled, and he thought about it: "The story of this Cowherd and Weaver Girl is just average, I'll tell you another one, and I guarantee that it will be a hundred times more exciting than this." ”
"Huh?" Xue Yurou raised her eyebrows slightly.
Under the bright yellow light of Kanshui Blade, Xue Yurou's side face was incomprehensibly beautiful, and Liang Xi's heart was pounding: "My good girl, Lao Tzu is so attractive, what if I am taken by such a beautiful chick again, it will be dangerous if I can't get out at that time." ”
Throwing his brain to get rid of strange thoughts, Liang Xi laughed coquettishly: "The story I told is called a beast." ”
"Beasts are not as good?" Xue Yurou thought that the name of this story was more shocking than the Cowherd and Weaver Girl, so she said, "You can tell me and listen to it." ”
Liang Xi said in a colorful voice: "Once upon a time, there was a scholar and a young lady who knew and fell in love. One day. They met on a trip, but when it rained heavily, they took shelter in an empty house and stayed overnight. There is only one bed in this house, and although the two are in love, they are not in chaos. The young lady took pity on her son, so she shamefully invited her son to sleep in the same bed, but she put a pillow in the middle and wrote a note, saying: 'Those who cross the line are also beasts'. The scholar was a gentleman, and he really endured it all night, but he didn't get into chaos. ”
Xue Yurou knew that Liang Xi was used to talking nonsense on weekdays, and her face was slightly red at the moment: "Is there anything wrong with this son abiding by etiquette?"
Liang Xi smiled and said: "The next morning, the young lady woke up, and she left a note. ”
"What note?" Xue Yurou asked anxiously.
Liang Xi's face was full of mystery, and he couldn't hold back a smile: "There are seven big characters in the book, 'you are not as good as a beast'." ”
"You!" Xue Yurou's little face turned red with anger, and she stood up ashamedly and angrily, pointing at Liang Xi and trembling slightly, "You are shameless, you are obscene, you ...... You ......"
"What's wrong with me?" said Liang Daguan, his eyes full of innocence.
"You're not even as good as a beast!" Xue Yurou was embarrassed and didn't choose to speak, and after finishing speaking, when she saw Liang Xi's evil smile on her face, she knew that she had fallen into the big hands of this bad person, and suddenly her nose was sour, and tears fell down her eyes.
"Ouch! the chick actually cried!" Liang Xi saw two lines of tears flowing down Xue Yurou's cheeks, but he couldn't tell what it was like in his heart.
originally just wanted to tease the chick and change the depressing atmosphere between the two, although Xue Yurou was ready to cry angrily, but when he really saw Xue Yurou beating pear blossoms, Liang Xi felt that his heart was blocked inexplicably.
"Will I feel distressed when the chick cries?" Liang Xi was startled by the sudden thought in his heart.