Chapter 321: Accidents
"You...... Who do you say...... That brainless man, nasty embryo, are you trying to die?"
Suddenly, hearing Zhou Xiaoya say such rude words, Xiao Qianqian was stunned for a moment, and immediately became furious, subconsciously raised her right foot, and kicked Zhou Xiaoya's face door with a kick.
This is her favorite move when she used to practice martial arts at the Public Security University.
Direct, fast, and uncurved, it just matches her violent temperament, which is known as the overlord flower.
On the one hand, she was really holding back her stomach tonight, and on the other hand, with her understanding of Zhou Xiaoya, even if this kick was hit, it wouldn't hurt him anything.
Besides, take 10,000 steps back, even if he is really injured, this guy is a miracle doctor, he was only hit by a gunshot wound in the evening, and he doesn't know what kind of medicine he used.
Since Zhou Xiaoya has such a unique skill, what are we polite?
It's just the evil fire in my stomach that I was holding back tonight.
Thinking like this in her heart, Xiao Qianqian immediately came to her senses, and after the first kick kicked out was given up by Zhou Xiaoya's side, her figure jumped forward sharply with the fall of her front foot, and her back leg did not hesitate to kick again.
In the blink of an eye, he was half a foot away from Zhou Xiaoya's front door.
"Damn! You're still energetic, aren't you?"
Seeing that Xiao Qianqian had no intention of stopping at all, after avoiding one kick, the other kick kicked over again, and the anger in Zhou Xiaoya's heart was also hooked, and he glared back at her sideways.
Think about it, in the middle of the night, I just suffered a painful torture from body and mind to body on the beach, and I want to climb into bed to sleep at this time.
Anyone who encounters this kind of thing will be afraid that they will be angry, and Zhou Xiaoya is naturally no exception!
Little Niangpi, do you really think that your kung fu is so good? Lao Tzu really doesn't believe in evil today!
A touch of anger rose faintly in his heart, and Zhou Xiaoya, who was also stubborn, didn't plan to dodge again this time, and stepped on the "Drunken Immortal Moon Step", his body was like a fallen leaf, and as soon as he bent over, he bowed directly to Xiao Qianqian's slender jade legs.
Immediately afterwards, his bowed figure shrugged upwards suddenly, and his shoulders were directly carried to the lower edge of Xiao Qianqian's long legs.
This was a subconscious action of Zhou Xiaoya.
The power of the forward pedal is facing the front, although it is direct, but it is a little less dexterous.
This kind of picture can often be seen in general fighting games, the opponent kicks in the chest, if the speed is fast enough, the body dodges the chest kick, bends down to carry the opponent's thigh to the shoulder, and when its strength is not exhausted, a hard fall, the whole person will be smashed out......
At this moment, Zhou Xiaoya is using this kind of move.
It's a pity that he forgot that the other party was a woman, and ...... It seems that he is still wearing a police uniform.
The pants on the lower body of the police uniform are like suit pants, although the fabric is somewhat elastic, but it is okay to withstand Xiao Qianqian's own leg lifting, but if you add the extra strength of Zhou Xiaoya to take advantage of the other party's leg not falling, he suddenly bent over his shoulders......
"Shhh......h
A clear cracking sound sounded, and the tragedy that had already happened once in memory was staged again!
As Zhou Xiaoya's body straightened up suddenly, her shoulders shrugged up to the lower edge of Xiao Qianqian's thighs, and the police uniform trousers on her lower body, which were not suitable for too strenuous exercise, once again cracked a long hole in her crotch.
Unfortunately, at this moment, Zhou Xiaoya happened to hook his head, and his shoulders were pressed against the lower edge of Xiao Qianqian's thighs, so that his head and face were extremely close to the place where the cloth was cracked.
It's just right in front of you.
Almost at the same moment when the sound of the cloth tearing sounded, a piece of white thigh meat suddenly appeared in front of Zhou Xiaoya's eyes, and in the center, the thong he had just helped Xiao Qianqian put on in the evening was deeply struggled into a certain seam. Because his cheeks were too close to the scene of the incident, some crooked "black threads" rubbed directly against Zhou Xiaoya's face, faintly, there seemed to be a strange smell like blue and musk.
"Boom!"
His mind exploded instantly, and in the face of such a strange sudden event, Zhou Xiaoya's entire mind was completely chaotic.
"Oops...... You ......"
At the same time, Xiao Qianqian, who was hearing the sound of cracking, suddenly felt a chill in her crotch, and then, a fiery breath that should be breathing blew on the part of her exposed air, just one moment, which made her tremble all over, and her whole body softened......
"Oh, why are you pressing me...... Bah, baba, the hair rubbed against the mouth...... Phew......"
Almost at the same moment, Zhou Xiaoya suddenly felt that the body on his shoulders was quietly weak, as if he had lost all his strength, and pressed down towards his face, but the "place where the incident occurred" was still exposed in the air, without the slightest cover-up, the incident happened in a hurry, and he was not allowed to react at all, and his nose and face had already sunk into a slippery area with warmth......
"Ah...... You ......"
In the exclamation, Xiao Qianqian's entire mind completely collapsed.
Thinking about his current movements, holding one leg high, the most embarrassing thing is that he is completely exposed to the air, but there is just a man directly below him who is tilting his head upwards, and he ...... As soon as his body became soft, he directly covered it downward......
Such a scene, I have only seen it once in a "action movie" in an island country once in a while, and even then, it is already embarrassing, but today...... I actually did such a shameful thing unexpectedly?
These thoughts flashed in her mind, Xiao Qianqian only felt that her entire brain exploded, and in the next moment, her eyes went black, and her whole body was completely unconscious!
"Hey...... Ahh......hh It's itching to me, rubbing my nose and going to ......"
Suddenly, I felt an itch in my nasal cavity, and I was at a loss that Zhou Xiaoya couldn't care about anything else, and while shrugging her itchy nose, she raised her hand and lifted it to the two **** pieces covering her face.
"Hoo ......"
After removing Xiao Qianqian's body from her head and face, Zhou Xiaoya stuck out her tongue and let out a long breath, and then sat down on the ground with her buttocks.
In the next moment, the thought of almost suffocating himself in the woman's place made his whole face turn green in an instant!
In the middle of the night, I actually encountered this kind of dark cloud covered, and this is evil!
wailing in his heart, he turned his head to look at Xiao Qianqian on the ground beside him, and found that this girl was simply doing a bad thing, and she fainted directly, Zhou Xiaoya instantly floated with resentment on her face!
......
Sitting on the floor, after four or five minutes, Zhou Xiaoya was able to recover from the fright of Shicai.
"Uh......h What does she mean by this girl? Counting today, this is the second time, and it's like this back, and she plays this kind of 'violent crotch' trick on herself at every turn, even if the pants maker has an enmity with you, you don't always have to catch Lao Tzu to cooperate with you......"
Thinking back to the thrilling scene of Shicai in a daze, Zhou Xiaoya only felt that he had poured blood mold for eight lifetimes, and muttered to himself at this moment, faintly bringing out a trace of crying.
Sitting depressed for a while, thinking about how to jump like thunder after this girl woke up later, Zhou Xiaoya sighed faintly, took out a set of clothes from the Qiankun bag between her hands, and after picking out the trousers, she took off Xiao Qianqian's police uniform trousers that had been open to the crotch, and immediately changed them for her.
"Hmmm......"
I don't know if the movement in my hands is too big, the pants have just been pulled to the knees of her legs, Xiao Qianqian, who was lying on the ground, groaned softly, her eyelashes trembled a few times, and she slowly opened her eyes.
At this moment, her body was lying on her back on the floor, and her lower body was completely red except for a thong that was not much better than a dogskin plaster.
And Zhou Xiaoya, but she didn't die, she happened to kneel on the floor, and her figure was still in the middle of her long legs...... Oh no, it's already on the waistband of the knee......
In such a scene, it seems that Zhou Xiaoya is not only helping others put on pants, but also helping others take off their pants.
As for the truth, whether it is "wearing" or "taking off", it is obvious that it is impossible to wash it by jumping into the Yellow River!
In Xiao Qianqian's own opinion, she is obviously more inclined to the latter.
"You...... Do you want to ...... What for?"
After waking up, when she opened her eyes, she saw Zhou Xiaoya in front of her, Xiao Qianqian's eyes quickly flashed through a trace of confusion, and her mind immediately remembered what had happened before.
Well, even if it was an accident!
Even if the posture is indecent, it seems that he inadvertently took the initiative to "ride" on the face of others.
But...... What's going on with this scene in front of you? I fainted, and he actually ...... this dead rascal Are you still picking up the old lady's pants?
Looking at Zhou Xiaoya, who suddenly stopped her hand in front of her, these thoughts suddenly appeared in Xiao Qianqian's mind, and a monstrous anger instantly burst out of her heart.
"Stinky rascal, you're going to die!"
With a cold face, Xiao Qianqian got up from the ground as soon as she turned over, reached out and pulled the pants hanging on her knees to her waist, she didn't care about the zipper and button at all, she roared in her mouth, and kicked Zhou Xiaoya with her left leg raised.
"Damn! Why is this a trick again?"
Seeing that the other party kicked high at every turn, Zhou Xiaoya's face was instantly covered with black lines, and he got up from the ground with a bone, and turned his head and wailed as he ran.
"My aunt and grandmother, if you want to fight and kill you, don't use your legs, you can't succeed? You're all gone! Paralyzed, who did Lao Tzu recruit in the middle of the night? For Mao, I tremble when I see you lifting your legs now......