Chapter 7: The Battle of Sand Crabs
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Our family was no exception, my mother cooked a sumptuous dinner, and made an exception to allow my father to drink.
Watching my dad fart next to my mom is really a man dies of wine, and a bird dies of food.
Looking at such a diligent dad, I quipped on the side
"Dad, didn't you say that the gentleman is far away from cooking?"
Dad rolled his eyes at me
"A gentleman can bend and stretch. ”
I pursed my lips and said, "Then it seems that Dad is not a gentleman anymore." ”
The mother next to me asked while chopping vegetables, "Why?"
"Dad can't stretch. I pretended to be serious.
The two little Lori who came back from school on the side smiled back and forth, the mother also covered her mouth and snickered, the uncle also laughed, not bitter is that she wants to laugh and mix seriously, and the father is old face red and shouted
"Little boy knows what a gentleman is not a gentleman, go quickly
Find a seat and sit down, it's time to eat. ”
Looking at my blushing father like a monkey's ass, I obediently found a bench to sit down and waited for the meal to start.
After a while, just as I was waiting a little impatiently, my parents brought fragrant stir-fried meat with bamboo shoots and scrambled eggs with tomatoes on the table.
Just when I and the two little Lori wanted to move the chopsticks, my uncle stopped me
"Wait a minute, aren't you curious about the gift I brought you? I'm going to get it. ”
As he spoke, he ran to his house and picked up a large box and put it on the ground.
The young lady Liu Zhen couldn't wait to go up and open the box, opened it, and saw a big square iron box waiting in the box safely.
The young lady who opened the box, Liu Zhen, said with her arms in her hands
"How do you feel a little cold. ”
The father next to him looked at his uncle in surprise and said
"Where did you get this cold iron?"
The expressionless man next to him was not bitter when he heard Han Tie's eyes widen.
I looked at a black pile of railroads
"Uncle, you won't give us this black iron as a gift. ”
Uncle laughed
"Of course not, your gift is in this iron box, this is for your brother who is not bitter. ”
At this time, Dad said bitterly
"Don't bother to move the iron box out. ”
"Yes, master," he said without replying, he walked to the big wooden box, grabbed the cold iron box, and moved the cold iron box out despite the red from the cold.
Looking at the bitterness of my hands that were severely frostbitten, I said to my father
"Daddy is bad. The two little Loli next to her also followed and said, "Dad, bad." ”
But my uncle and mother watched quietly and didn't say anything, my mother took some homemade bandages to help me bandage them, and my uncle took a small key and handed it to me, and then smiled wickedly at the box.
I spat at the miserable appearance that was not bitter, and walked towards the iron box step by step, I looked back and saw two little Loli blindfolded with their hands as if they couldn't bear to look at me, but don't leave your fingers so big, okay!
My uncle still looked at me with a wicked smile, like a big bad wolf who had stolen a little chicken.
Dad looked up at the sky at a forty-five degree angle, as if thinking about life.
Mom is seriously helping to bandage the bandages.
Looking at me with a blank face, I seemed to see a trace of sympathy from the depths of his eyes?
I trembled and walked to the iron box with the key, thinking that it was a knife to stretch out my head and shrink my head to be a knife, and as soon as I closed my eyes and sent my little hand forward, I only heard Bang's voice and I inserted the key crookedly.
I seemed to hear a burst of laughter from behind, and when I looked back, they were still the same, but their trembling shoulders had betrayed them.
In particular, the four eyes of the two little Lori's small hands are all smiling into a crescent moon.
Feeling the cold, my little hands trembled a little, and my head was forced to stuff the key in, only to hear a click after the iron box opened, a cold air visible to the naked eye rushed towards me.
I hurriedly faded towards the back and didn't stop until I bumped into my uncle, who was watching from behind.
I felt the chill on my face, and there was nothing but a little cold.
I opened my eyes suspiciously, looked around, and saw that the two Lori's were almost laughing under the table.
Dad came over and patted me on the shoulder and sighed
"You're still too young. ”
After the laughter, the eldest sister Liu Shu looked at the things in the box and said strangely
"Uncle, you won't give us this ice lump inside. ”
Dad swallowed the saliva in his mouth
"Little Nizi, this is not an ice lump, this is a food. ”
The young lady next to her, Liu Zhen, said disgustedly
"Don't jump my teeth off when you eat this. ”
The eldest sister Liu Shu seemed to have thought of something and said in surprise
"It's not like the teacher said it was a sand crab!"
I was dumbfounded when I heard that it was a sand crab, and I heard Wang Gang say that sand crabs are very expensive and very tasty.
While we were discussing this, my uncle had already moved the sand crab to the table
"You are satisfied with my gift. "I noticed that he was carrying his hands with an earthy yellow sheen to keep out the cold of the sand crabs.
The two little Loli hurriedly ran to their seats and sat down
"Satisfied, satisfied, very satisfied. ”
Seeing that my parents and Bu Ku were quickly seated, I hurriedly ran to shout "satisfied"
Seeing that we were all seated, my uncle touched his right arm, where was his magic pattern, and a hammer appeared in his hand, the hammer did not have a metallic luster, but it looked thick and solid. When you knock the hammer like an ice mound, the shell of the sand crab is knocked into powder like ice, revealing the crab meat inside, and the ice powder is embellished on the crab meat.
Little Lori Liu Zhen said: "It's so beautiful, can't you not eat it." ”
I laughed and said, "Then I'll eat your share too." ”
As he spoke, he grabbed a crab leg with his chopsticks.
Little Lori couldn't care so much about fighting with me at first glance.
I ripped off a crab leg and put it on my lips to feel it, and the cold and swishing meat was also smooth.
I put it in my mouth and took a bite, and it was very chewy, and the slightly cold temperature and fragrant taste also made me very refreshing to eat!
When the crab meat entered the stomach, I felt a stream of heat flowing through my body, and the cold in my mouth and the heat in my stomach made me feel very comfortable in the midst of ice and fire.
Looking at the expressions of everyone on the table who were in and out of the table enjoying themselves, I felt that I had ripped off the crab claws again and ate them in a big gulp, and the crunching sound woke everyone up, and a new round of competition began immediately.
Just as I was gobbling it up, I heard my dad killing pigs and moving screams, and I knew that this thing was going to be able to bend again.
Ignoring him, I was eating when I suddenly had a pain in my right hand, I screamed, looked and found that the young lady Liu Zhen opened her mouth and bit my right arm, looking at the crab meat in my bowl.
Suddenly, my left arm was also in pain, and I screamed again, and I saw that my eldest sister Liu Shu looked at the crab meat in my bowl with her eyes full of naughtiness.
I seemed to understand my father's ability to stretch out, and at this time, my father also handed me a look that you understand, and drove the crab meat in his bowl to my mother's bowl.
As soon as I gritted my teeth and stomped my foot, I split the meat in my bowl in half, and gritted my teeth to drive the crab meat into the two loli bowls.
After eating the sand crab father, they brought the barrel of dwarven liquor over and began to drink it cup by piece.
Not to mention that the drunk is not bitter, his face is red, and his hands are dancing, not at all like his original maturity and stability.
This kind of dinner happens in the family in the town, and the warmth and play at the dinner table, and the fun of the whole family eating together at the table, make the town full of joy.