Section 79 Stealing incense
Taking Su Laohan as an example, the job he got from the Xuanhuo Army was to hand in ten pairs of standard military boots every month. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 infoAll required materials are to be collected from the quartermaster of the Xuanhuo Battalion. These include: tanned cooked leather, copper buckles, steel rings, hemp rope and much more.
There were already blacksmiths in Pingkangfang, and small objects such as iron buckles and steel rings were not technically difficult, although there were many of them, and the blacksmith apprentices could complete them independently after the expansion. The rope of the boots made of linen is very strong and requires a patient woman to complete. The tanning work is, of course, handed over to the tanner. Although Yang Tianhong's father died early, the relationship between the border army is still there, and through the veterans of Yang Dashan and Yang Dahai, they quickly contacted a group of skins, and then formed a stable business road.
Su Laohan's job is to put these spare parts together and make them into military boots.
As mentioned earlier, Su Laohan is a cripple. He enjoyed this job very much, in addition to being able to get a good amount of money from the Xuanhuo Army, he could also prove that he was not a waste of eating dry food for nothing. In the words of another world, it is "still able to exert residual heat".
There are no more idlers and ruffians in Pingkangfang, and even beggars have become rare figures. There has never been a natural slacker, and the reason why there is nothing to do is because there is really nothing to do. Give him a job that can support his family and himself, and basically everyone will do their best.
Every day when I go home and walk into the street, there will be a voice full of kindness and smiles from every house.
"General Xiao Yang is back. ”
"San'er, go and lead the horse for General Xiao Yang. ”
"Hurry up, go out and kowtow to Yang. We can't repay the grace of life, so we can only kowtow to him a few times. ”
Yang Tianhong is very unaccustomed to these practices in his neighborhood. At first, the guards Yang Tong and Yang Yuan also went door to door to help the kneeling people up. After a long time, I feel troubled. Many people will not get up even if they die. So a few whips went down, and the kowtow man ran around with urine on his buttocks. After that, the people of Pingkangfang made a rule in private: no one is allowed to kowtow when they see General Xiao Yang, as long as they are grateful in their hearts, but no matter what, a piece of immortal tablet with General Xiao Yang written on it must be enshrined at home.
Yang Tianhong actually doesn't have much of a fight. He likes to go to the fried soybeans in the Chen family's shop at the east corner of the street, accompanied by the sorghum wine brewed by Gu Laosi. The side door of the outer courtyard of the Yang Mansion is never closed, and no matter whose children are there, they can run into the courtyard to play. Yang Tianhong saw it every time. will hand over a handful of sugar cubes. At first, the people in the neighborhood felt that this was inappropriate, thinking that the Yang family was not a wealthy family, but everyone recognized that General Yang was a good young man. The only drawback is that the outer courtyard of the Yang Mansion lacks a hostess.
Pingkangfang has formed a large-scale workshop. Yang Tianhong did not use a more efficient assembly line work model between neighbors. The Xuanhuo Army currently has a capacity of only 10,000, and the production quantity is too large, and there will be an oversupply. What's more, it will take time for parts to be mitered between workers. Just keep it on the current scale and continue next year. Or the year after that, the situation will change.
In short, the various munitions produced in Pingkangfang are fundamentally different from the materials allocated by the Ministry of War and the Ministry of Households. For example, the armor worn by soldiers is not strong enough to produce products with insufficient iron, and it is so thin that people feel frightened when they look at it. The standard spear can be pierced with a single stab, and there is no defense at all.
From an ordinary person to a veteran, you need to go through life and death. Yang Tianhong didn't want his officers and soldiers to cut off their heads casually. Naturally, it is necessary to devote great efforts to rectifying military affairs. Fortunately, he is a monk who knows alchemy. In the real world. That's the fastest way to get money.
Life is very peaceful, although my sister Yang Qiurong lives in the inner mansion, she will come out to visit Yang Tianhong from time to time.
The only thing that is annoying is probably the skullcap that has become essence in the Linglong treasure lock, Huang Shiren.
This guy has obviously been nourished by a lot of flesh and blood fertilizer, and can now transform into a human form. Taking advantage of Yang Tianhong's inattention, he sneaked out of the Linglong Treasure Lock.
In all fairness, Huang Shiren is good-looking, very handsome, and even a little bit feminine. He can't be blamed for this kind of thing. Not every woman likes burly and strong men, and many women from official eunuchs like handsome men with the taste of fat powder. This is obviously influenced by the novel, the face is like a crown of jade, the eyes are like stars, and the lips are red and the teeth are white...... Huaichun women all look at men with such requirements, but they don't want to think about it, if it weren't for the fat powder on their faces and lipstick on their mouths, which man in the world would look like this?
The people living in Anle Fang are all famous high-ranking officials of the Chu State. It started about two months ago, and gradually there was a saying circulating in Anle Fang. It is said that many eunuch women see a handsome man in their sleep. Note that it is in a dream, definitely not the real world. This man is gentle and polite, just like the male protagonist Zhen Baoyu in the novel "Dream of Purple Mansions". This little white face chatted with many women in his dreams, listened to their distress, and patiently instructed them to abandon their troubles and thoughts that they should not have, to become positive, and to enjoy a wonderful and happy life as much as possible.
Where do girls who are raised in the depths of the boudoir know have any insight? They only know that this is a dream, and everything is illusory and fake. Then, there is no scruple in socializing with the man, and then there is further physical intimacy. It is said that those feelings are real, as if they were experienced firsthand. Especially when inserting and pulling out, the body touch is very obvious. When I woke up, I was sweating profusely, and my sheets and quilt were all soaked.
Note that this is fake, absolutely fake.
Because there was not the slightest red on the sheets.
This is very crucial, and it is also the focus of many official eunuchs and women who have confirmed after waking up. Since then, they have been so happy with similar dreams that they have even reached the point of perverted ways to see the handsome and handsome man in the boudoir in the boudoir in order to seek the same dream.
Since it's fake, it means that you can do anything, and you don't have to take into account the feelings of others when you say anything.
It's just that any woman who has had this kind of dream has not told outsiders: the bed bed after waking up is filled with an inexplicable stench.
Since this is a secret between girls, very few people actually know about it.
It is impossible for Yang Tianhong to stay in the Linglong Treasure Lock every second, and naturally it is impossible to know the role played by Huang Shiren in this strange matter, and he does not have a girlfriend and girlfriend who is a high-ranking official.
Until one day. Huang Shiren smiled and handed him a hand-copied book, and Yang Tianhong knew the ins and outs of the whole thing.
It was a bound book hundreds of pages thick.
Huang Shiren still nodded his head and bowed, but his expression and words were very serious: "This is a heart and a gift I dedicate to your master." ”
opened it casually, and the content inside shocked Yang Tianhong.
"The day before yesterday, Ji Wan'er came to me. said that Pingyue waited for the Gong family to urge her to pass earlier this year. Wan'er kept crying and crying, saying that she would rather die than marry the Gong family. However, where is this kind of thing that can be calculated by herself? Her father is Ji Ze, a scholar of Jianji Palace, and I heard that in the early years, the Ji family was very poor, and if it weren't for the fact that the ancestors of the Ji family and Ping Yuehou were old friends, and they got a sum of money from the Gong family to go to Beijing to take the exam, the Ji family would not have the current scenery anyway. This marriage is a baby kiss between the ancestors of the Ji family and Ping Yuehou decades ago. I know that Wan'er has always looked down on the third young master of the Gong family, and thinks that he is a vulgar and unbearable martial artist. But that's it. Even if she doesn't want to, she has to marry. ”
"If there is any woman in the world who must be called a "cheap", it must be Mei Hua, the niece of the left servant of the ministry. Yesterday on an outing, I met the car of Zuo Shilang's family on the road, and Mei Hua, the cheeky slut, also wanted to join in. I felt angry when I saw her eyes, and I stayed on Dai Gongzi. This woman is really faceless and skinless, and I don't know how her father taught her, before and after. has always been tired of being by Dai Gongzi's side. One moment he pretended that his feet hurt, and the other said that he was hot and thirsty. insisted on supporting Dai Gongzi to turn around. If you want me to see it, Mei Hua, a slut, must be in spring, and she is not as good as a prostitute who laughs on the street. When I see this kind of person in the future, I'll go a little farther away from this girl. Originally, I thought that Dai Quan's father, as a young master of Guanglu Temple, should be very strict. Now, it seems, that's just the case. Hmph! I don't want to give it to this girl for nothing. ”
"Last night, the sound of the third aunt crying and screaming could be heard in the whole courtyard, and even until dawn, it had not stopped. Mama Yang said that it is very rare for a woman to have such pain when she loses her child. This is not normal. There must be something wrong with the Luozi soup for the third aunt. But it shouldn't be, the prescription was personally asked for by the eldest lady who went to the hospital to ask for it. Ge Yuanju is notoriously compassionate, how could he come up with such a cruel prescription? Mama Yang kept laughing at me for being stupid, saying that I didn't understand anything. She also said that it is common for women such as aunts to take shunzi soup in large households. There are all the high-ranking officials and dignitaries in the capital, and there are always a few women in the back house who have drunk this kind of thing. This time, in fact, the third aunt herself is to blame. I had to save the cunning mind of leaving a man and half a woman for my father, which made the eldest lady angry. Last night's bowl of Luozi soup was a real tiger and wolf medicine. It's not just the child in the third aunt's womb that gets rid of it, maybe she will never have children again from now on, and even whether she can be a woman in peace or security is a problem. ”
Yang Tianhong slowly closed the book in his hand, stared at the slippery Huang Shiren with a stern gaze, and asked, "What is written here?"
Huang Shiren's smile was very obscene. With the signature smile peculiar to dog legs, he walked quickly to Yang Tianhong's side, turned the first page of the manuscript, pointed to the few entries that Yang Tianhong had just read, and explained them in order.
This first article is written about Tao Jingshuang, the daughter of the prefect of Guangping who lives in Beijing. The Tao family is good friends with the scholars of Jianji Temple University, and Ji Ze's youngest daughter Ji Wan'er and Tao Jingshuang are good friends. The two of them had nothing to say, Ji Wan'er and Pingyue Hou Gong's family had been engaged since childhood, but now they have the idea of regretting their marriage. Hehe, this kind of thing is very common. In private, Ji Wan'er might have hated Pingyue Houfu so much that she gritted her teeth and scolded a bloody dog. ”
"The second article is written by Yuan Nanshuang, the daughter of the Ministry of Rites. This woman has always been arrogant and quite talented. Her brother Yuan Han and Dai Quan, the son of Shaoqing of Guanglu Temple, are friends, and several people meet to go out, and on the way, they meet Mei Hua, the daughter of the servant of the ministry. Yuan Nanshuang already had a good impression of Dai Quan, but Mei Hua also fell in love with Dai Quan, and the two women competed, but they couldn't complain that Yuan Nanshuang scolded Mei Hua in his heart. ”
"The third article is about the affairs of the family of the general secretary and the Lu family. He took in a new concubine last year. As the saying goes: a mother is more expensive than a child. The mother-in-law entered the Lu family and saw that the master was greedy for her beauty, so she also had the idea of wanting to correct her identity, and secretly became pregnant in private, which angered the housewife of the Lu family and caused a disaster. ”
Huang Shiren's fingers are very long. White and fine. Listening to this guy's repeated explanations in his ears, and looking at his flattering appearance foaming at the mouth, Yang Tianhong couldn't help but shiver, and his face became gloomy.
"These things are all secrets between the backhouses and the women. How do you know?"
I don't know why, Yang Tianhong suddenly thought of the paparazzi in another world. Huang Shiren handed over this book to himself. It's even more exciting than the lace news that the paparazzi get by frantically following their targets. It is no exaggeration to say that if the content of this book is leaked, the wealthy families of Chu Guojing will definitely be in a mess. There are even countless young women who hang themselves from hanging beams, swallowing gold nuggets, cutting their throats with knives and scissors, and committing suicide by poisoning.
Huang Shiren's sharp chin was slightly lifted up, revealing a very good-looking smile: "This ...... This one...... Well, you should know, master, I'm a man. Uh-huh...... A able-bodied man with normal physiological needs and normal behavior and thoughts. ”
For this statement, Yang Tianhong only felt funny. He held back a smile and said with a stern expression: "Able-bodied man, if I'm not mistaken." Your body should be a skullcap that has been refined for a long time. ”
Huang Shiren's expression was a little unhappy, obviously dissatisfied with Yang Tianhong's statement, so he argued: "What's wrong with skullcap? Living creatures in this world have always been male and female. The monsters that have been in essence for many years are even more divided by male and female. I am the male skullcap, and in layman's terms, I am a man. ”
Yang Tianhong suddenly remembered that day inside the Linglong Treasure Lock. When I first saw skullcap. It's thick and long, and it looks like a sticky stick with a pothole in the hand. Bumpy mallet.
There are also overgrown roots next to it, like the black and dense body hair of humans.
It should be admitted that Huang Shiren can indeed be regarded as a man.
"I didn't do anything bad!"
These words, Huang Shiren said categorically. He looked righteous and resolute, and his pink and tender little white face showed a rare anger: "Master, don't think crookedly." I've never done anything to these women. At most, it is to transform into a virtual body, guiding them to tell some secrets of their daily life when they are asleep. My devotion to your lord is evident in the sun and the moon, and I have no reservations. ”
"Wait!
Yang Tianhong raised his right hand and interrupted Huang Shiren's chatter: "Transfiguration Void Body? I know that your body is locked in a lock and can't get out." Why, you used this method to sneak into the women's boudoir? Hmph! Those girls should be seen. What shouldn't be seen is all seen clearly by you. Do you think you have to do something substantial to be considered stealing incense and jade?"
Huang Shiren opened his mouth wide, dumbfounded for a while. I wanted to argue, but I couldn't find the right words for a while.
Yang Tianhong was indifferent on the surface, but his stomach was smiling.
For Huang Shiren, it must be suppressed.
Otherwise, this guy is getting bolder.
Of course, Huang Shiren is indeed very good at managing the Zhenling Medicine Garden. The last time he refined the main medicine of the Swallowing Pill, Huang Shiren took it out of the medicine garden. His method of picking medicinal herbs is unique and ingenious, and it will not hurt the medicinal roots, as long as he replenishes spiritual power and fertilizer, it will not take long for the picked medicinal herbs to grow new sprouts again.
Yang Tianhong felt that there were too many twists and turns in Huang Shiren's stomach. This guy is cunning and never does a loss-making business. It should be admitted that what was recorded in this manuscript book was very useful to himself. However, there is no free lunch in the world, and with Huang Shiren's extremely stingy temperament, it is impossible to take the initiative to do things that are not rewarding.
It's like a talented employee under the boss, who comes home from work after eight hours a day, and doesn't spend even a second in the office. Suddenly, one day he took the initiative to work overtime, showing the hard work and diligence of the model worker who was even more than the model worker, which always made people feel suspicious and thought that there was something abnormal in it.
As for the hook-up between Huang Shiren and those women, Yang Tianhong was too lazy to care and didn't want to care.
His physical skullcap could not leave the Delicate Treasure Lock. What can go out is just a wisp of virtual body transformed by the primordial spirit. In short, it is equivalent to a man's out-of-body experience, able to enter thousands of homes without hindrance and watch the secrets between men and women at will. However, he will never be able to make any substantial intimate communication with the other person.
Closing the manuscript and swinging it on the coffee table next to him, Yang Tianhong smiled faintly and asked, "Say it! This time, what benefits do you want from me?"
Huang Shiren did not feel ashamed of his purpose being exposed. He seemed full of energy and expectation, and flattered him repeatedly: "You are indeed the most generous master in the world." Hehe! Last time, the monster bones tasted really good. Can you give me more?"
He was referring to the remains of the Heavenly Demon King Zi Xuan. I have eaten it a few times before, and Huang Shiren has never forgotten it.
"Bones?"
This answer was expected by Yang Tianhong.
Huang Shiren seems to be obscene, but his mind is terrifyingly high. It is no exaggeration to say that this is an old monster who has lived for tens of thousands of years. Fortunately, the Linglong Treasure Lock imprisoned its entity, and Huang Shiren's own personality was also timid and fearful. The temptation of prosperity in the world has no effect on it at all. Huang Shiren's favorite place is actually the Zhenling Medicine Garden. (To be continued.) )