Chapter 011: Partner
Ten days later, the group arrived at the largest town in the northern part of the empire, Yiluo.
Cameron confessed something to Simba as he left. After he reached Wing Luo, he went alone to the Misty Mountains, forty kilometers south of Wing Luo. Go there and find the legendary Temple of Destiny.
Simba had to do it alone, so the three veterans decided to rush to Paradise of Freedom first. Find out about the formation of a mercenary group and make some preparations. Simba finds the Temple of Destiny and does what Cameron has told him to do, and then goes over to meet them.
Simba was very reluctant to follow these uncles and uncles. They are all subordinates of their late father, and they are elders, and it feels very constrained to be with them. And these uncles are not good birds in Simba's opinion.
All the dirty work and heavy work along the way is basically done by Simba. A few guys are like uncles, shouting at a little thing: "Hey, big nephew, what are you going to do?" "It's like treating him like a servant. The most unbearable thing is that the three guys let Simba do something when they have something, but they never bring him with them for good things.
Maybe he was wanted and hid in Gushan for too long, and he was physically and psychologically panicked. As soon as they arrived at the big city where the Iron Fist Dynasty was full of lights, the three old guys immediately became excited. Almost every night after Simba fell asleep, they had to sneak out and fool around. It wasn't until early in the morning that he was full of wine and came back with a very satisfied look.
In fact, Simba knows it every day, but he doesn't make a sound. Until two days ago, Simba couldn't help it and secretly followed them. Only then did they know that they were going to a place called Yi He He Yuan, where there was not only wine and meat, but also many girls.
"Nima, old bastard, old pervert. If there is a good thing, it is not called Young Master Shangben. Things like drinking wine, eating meat, and soaking my sister are much better than your old things. Simba cursed a few veterans.
There are really no brothels in Raven Town, because there are not many girls who dare to go there to work in this particular profession. So Simba saw that there were a lot of girls in this place, and naively thought that a few old guys were here to soak his sister. He didn't want to think about it, he was forty or fifty years old, where was he still in the mood to talk about love. The old guy is only keen to give money and do things, and then slap his ass and leave.
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Happily breaking up with a few lewd uncles temporarily, Simba goes to the Misty Mountains alone.
Legend has it that deep in the Misty Mountains, there is a temple of destiny. Whoever can find it will be tested three times. If you pass the test, you will be able to enter the temple and receive God's blessings. Simba doesn't care much about the ghosts. But since Cameron said it, he still has to do it. After all, after the death of his father, only Cameron and the three mentors can be counted as his relatives. And this old man is really good to himself.
Heading south from Wing Ra, Simba came to the vicinity of the Misty Mountains at dusk. After passing through a dense mangrove forest, you can enter the mountain.
"Stop"
A clear shout came from the woods ahead. Then an emerald green arrow shot at the ground in front of Simba's feet.
Simba looked up into the woods, and a dark shadow jumped up from the top of the large tree opposite, and landed steadily less than five meters away from him in two volleys.
The big tree was more than ten meters high, and it jumped down from it and landed steadily, without even splashing dust on the dirt road.
"What a beautiful skill!" Simba secretly admired.
Only then did he see clearly that it was a young man wearing emerald green tight chain mail and holding a long bow and a black scarf. The pointed ears on both sides of the black scarf are exposed, and he is still an elf boy.
"What do you want to do?" asked Simba casually.
The boy's voice was nice, but he seemed a little nervous: "I... I... Can't you see what I'm trying to do?"
Simba thought it was a little funny, took off the water bag on his body, and said while drinking water, "I'm not a prophet, how do you know what you want to do." Hurry up, there is something to say, and it is okay to go while it is cool. Don't get in the way of the young master. ”
"What a fool, can't you see that I'm robbing? This tree was planted by me, and if I want to live from now on, I will stay... Stay....Yes! Hurry up and hand over the gold coins on you. The elf boy was obviously not familiar with the common slogan of robbery, and he muttered for a long time before he could barely finish memorizing it. Then two big beautiful eyes swirled around Simba's body. It seems to be looking for where to put the money bag on him.
"Poof!"
Simba had just taken a sip of water and squirted out, squirting the boy's head and face. Then he burst out laughing.
"Nima! Is there such a robbery!" Simba, who was used to doing this kind of thing in Raven Town, really didn't expect that he would become the target of robbery today. And it's obvious that this elf boy is a rookie among rookies at all. The little thief actually dared to rob him, the thief grandfather, this is really the right person.
The more Simba thought about it, the more amused it became, and he squatted on the ground with his stomach in his hands and laughing.
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The Elf King Flying Shadow is definitely a legend among the kings of the Elf clan. Not to mention how amazing his combat power is, he is recognized by the world as far above the elven kings of the past generations. It's just that he led an expedition against the undead clan, with a force of more than 5,000 people, swept through the army of more than 100,000 undead, and finally smashed the lair of the Hades Emperor; and went into the dark forest alone, single-handedly challenged the nine elders of the night elf clan, and finally killed the other party and injured him, and retreated himself; and during the bloody battle of Oh Mir, without a mount, he killed three enemy dragon knights in a row, becoming the first elf king to slay the dragon alone. These achievements are already unmatched by the peace-loving elf kings of the past generations who have rarely experienced wars.
There are so many legends about the Elven King Flying Shadow that they are like the stars in the midsummer night sky. The troubadours were never stingy in singing the king's moving story. For thousands of years, people have heard all kinds of epic legends about this great king. But no one knows that it was this legendary king, when he first debuted, his first profession turned out to be a bandit who made everyone shameful. And also an extremely unprofessional and competent robber. What's even more infuriating is that the king's first robbery ended in failure, and in the end he became the follower of the robbed. This is definitely a fatal blow to thousands of fans of the king's later generations.
Fortunately, only two people know about this wild history. One is the king himself, and the other is the object of his robbery. And after these two became famous, they never mentioned this matter, nor did they leave a single word in any official records. That's why it didn't really hurt the loyal and fanatical fans of the king.
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Looking at Simba, who was squatting on the ground and laughing in a mess, the elf boy was anxious. In the robbery knowledge he had learned from books, he had not yet talked about what to do if the robbed person ignored the robbers and laughed like a madman.
"Hey, robbery! You... You... You can't be serious. ”
After holding it for a long time, the young man finally held back such a sentence.
"it!"
Simba didn't catch it in one breath and almost fainted.
It took him a long time to catch his breath before he slowly regained his strength. Fixed, he barely suppressed his smile, and began to think about how to tease the cute elf boy in front of him.
"Hey, brother, it's the first time to rob, you're so unprofessional, you're going to make people laugh. ”
"What? I'm not professional! I followed the process in the book exactly. Didn't the robbers in the book shout a few slogans before they robbed? The boy argued unconvinced.
"Pull it down! You're reading those YY novels! You believe such stupid words. It's really I convincing you. The real robber is not like you at all. ”
"Hey, have you ever seen a real robber?" the boy inadvertently admitted that he had never done a robber at all.
"Well, you listen, as a robber with professionalism and professional skills, it must be ....... Simba cleared his throat and began to explain to the boy in a serious way how to become a truly qualified bandit.
"First of all, the profession of robber is an ancient and long-standing profession, an indispensable profession for the progress and development of society. Without bandits, the security apparatus of all countries would be non-existent. A large number of security officers and soldiers will lose their jobs. And the flow of these unemployed people to society will lead to social unrest. Therefore, the profession of banditry is a noble professional ...... indispensable for maintaining social stability and unity.
Secondly, the profession of banditry is an extremely technical and professional profession. It's not something that anyone can do if they want to. Those who engage in this sacred profession must have strong combat strength, excellent psychological qualities, a fanatical love for the cause of bandits, and lofty ideals and ...... for revenge to fight for this cause all their lives.
Furthermore, you can't follow the script to engage in the bandit profession, you have to be brave in innovation and development. Don't read a few YY novels and just mess around with the nonsense above. Have your own ideas, be bold and careful. Be foresighted and forward-looking. To analyze your customers in depth, oh, no, you're the one you're robbing. Fully grasp the enemy's strengths and weaknesses, and then prescribe the right medicine, and formulate a detailed and feasible robbery plan and implementation rules. And then start the action .......
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I have to admit that Simba's eloquence is as good as his combat power. A simple robbery has made him rise to unprecedented heights. From the contribution of this profession to society, all the way to the ideals and revenge of engaging in this profession. It squirted for half an hour.
When he finally stopped, ready to take a drink of saliva and moisten his throat, he realized that the elf boy had been completely stupid. He stood there dumbfounded, his two big bright eyes staring at him stupidly. His eyes are full of admiration, incredulity, disbelief, you can't be the legendary king of robbers....and other complex signals.
Perhaps Simba at this time has sublimated into a savior image with a multicolored circle of light on his head, countless white doves flying beside him, and stepping on seven-colored auspicious clouds.