"And then?"

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Stories are often just when they are about to come out, and suddenly the willows and flowers are bright, and the mountains and rivers are restored, and this time is no exception.

Uncle Chen's narration came to an abrupt end, and I naturally subconsciously asked these three words.

And Uncle Chen was also silent, wanting to speak and stopping.

I was stunned for a moment, and then I reacted: it turns out that this is also the same formula as the stalk, according to the conventional rules, the insider will continue to sell the guanzi, and the person who listens to the story has to sigh with the suspense of worrying about the stomach, and then go to sleep and continue tomorrow!

But this time I want to change that.

I smiled and said, "Uncle Chen, I know it's inconvenient for you to spoil, otherwise this story won't be interesting."

In this way, don't be embarrassed, I'll guess the rest of the story, and I'll tell the story and you listen, okay?"

Uncle Chen also smiled, he was a little unexpected.

"Okay, then you can say a few words, and I'll hear what you imagine the result will be. ”

I am learning to sell Guanzi now, right? I smiled and didn't answer, I got up and poured the wine into the cup first, and Uncle Chen drank it all in one gulp, but I took a small sip.

Uncle Chen was amused and laughed angrily at my neat and thoughtful style.

I said in a crackling voice: "Later, my father went through a lot of hardships to temporarily curb the offensive momentum of the bad guys, and the two sides entered a balanced period of recuperation, and agreed to fight again on another day, and I lived there, in the company of the ten evildoers, carefree, and slowly grew up, but became the little demon star little ancestor who made their heads extremely big."

Uncle Chen, who made a serious mistake, also accepted the punishment and paid the price, seeing through everything and seeing through everything.

But I'm grown up, I'm going to be the main character, and you and my dad have to play supporting roles, and the foreshadowing and aftermath of thirty years ago have been reactivated, and new chapters are being uploaded, but soon a fee will be required to subscribe to the ...... Isn't that so?"

Uncle Chen seemed to understand whether he understood or not, but he was quite calm and listened to me quite patiently, and then said:

Well, it sounds like it's pretty much to the point, but it's not exactly like that. What is a 'paid subscription'? It's a real thing, not a weird novel that you read. ”

I said, "Plausible? That's right, now there are more people who write stories and read stories, so the plots are very different, but the big aspects are similar."

I understand that only the participants themselves believe that this is true, but to others, it is not essentially a story!"

Uncle Chen was so disturbed by me that he suddenly became a little unhappy, and dispelled the idea of continuing the past topic.

I didn't explain to him the details of what I understood, and we both went to sleep separately.

Don't say it: Dad's temperament is quite close to Yan Nantian, but I am far from Xiao Yu'er, or do I really have a sibling brother with the same flowers? Could Uncle Chen be Jiang Beihe (Jiang Qin)? And who will be a fandom similar to Jiang Feng?

The characteristics of the Yin Snake are somewhat close to the Lord of the Shifting Flower Palace, perhaps the Sun Monkey under the Five Elements Mountain.

Also, its scene obviously has the stalk of the Meizhuang dungeon and the Let Me Go.

Who will be Baguio, should I be Zhang Xiaofan to play against her next?

Alas, it's all messed up and it's all messed up into a pot of porridge, which is all about the novel, and I'm thinking about it......

When I woke up, I opened my eyes and was relieved: it was okay, everything was normal around me, and I was still living the life I was used to in my own home.

I wish everything that happened in front of me was a dream.

But I'm sober, and the characters around me and around me may be partially repetitive or similar to the wonderful stories, but most of us are too banal and mundane to be as shining as the stories.

It will even be more hypocritical or bloody.

Hmm?!I went off track again, so I quickly pulled it back.

It is only now that I have discovered the fact that unless I look for him, in fact, Uncle Chen has been sleeping for most of the day, and he will not be refreshed until the evening, because he is a ghost.

So I suddenly felt that I was so tired: I happened to have to work when Uncle Chen was sleeping, and Uncle Chen would not come out to move until I was resting.

It's not fair, God knows how much he used to steal when I was asleep!

As soon as this thought came to me, I immediately told myself, "Okay, hard man! Now and Wang Xinmei will not be able to find a ignition point to warm up for a while, so I have to let it go, and I am about to go to Shima Village, although this task is simple, but the front is dangerous, Mr. You is long gone, and there is a risk of encountering demons when burning paper.

It seems that we still have to try to make Uncle Chen happy, so let's get as many experience points as possible. ”

In the evening, as soon as I took the initiative to get close to Chen Botao, he said, "Don't come to this set!"

Jiang Heng, stinky boy, don't you can? Although he couldn't talk about it, he still figured out the general outcome of the story in advance.

But storytellers are the most annoying of this, this is called snatching the right to speak!

Uncle Chen also said that he just wants to go home now, and the leaves fall back to his roots!

As for the side plots on the road, how I like to toss and how to toss, he can't influence my thoughts:

"I'm dead, and I have had debts in the past, but how can anyone die and be chased to collect debts? ”

Indeed, death is a good way to repay debts, is it a hundred?

I said, "Aren't I Uncle Chen?"

Chen Bo smiled.

It's okay not to mention it, since this is the case, you have to talk about it well.

"That's right, I made mistakes when I was young, but this is because of my weak resistance and being bewitched by the Yin Snake, at most I am a problem boy who has been brought to the bottom, and I am a victim.

For this, your father has an excuse and reason for being righteous and strict, not only throwing you down and slapping your ass and leaving, but also becoming a big hero who saves the world in the end.

In order to atone for my sins, I have to wronged myself to deal with the bad guys, and I can't shirk my responsibility; in the bad guys, I not only have to live stealing, but I also have to do everything possible to maintain your integrity, so that I can fulfill the obligation of support that was forcibly stuffed into my arms.

Although you are not my son, I am both a father and a mother, and it is not easy for me to raise you.

Although I said that I was here to atone for the sins of that Raushzi, now that you have grown up, I do not owe you anything.

So, it's not so much that I asked you for help this time, but that you did your filial piety out of gratitude......"

I'm sweating all over my head!

Looking at the smiling Uncle Chen, I had no choice but to say:

"What you said is true, my father seems to be a little private but is away from home all day, which shows that his sense of family responsibility is indeed lacking.

Because there is no one to teach, I am naturally timid and have no ability, I have not been able to get ahead in my studies, I have not died or improved in my work, not to mention my love life, you see a complete mess.

You've raised me to such a big age, and you've always accumulated a little bit of affection, haven't you?

Chen Bo sighed again and again and said: "Isn't it just to send an urn, we can put forward so many big truths, I am a ghost who is going to die again, I ......"

"Uncle Chen, don't say it again!"

I waved my hand and said, "You see I'm tired from a busy day, why should I bother if I don't watch TV at night and don't sleep? If I really have nothing to do with you, I don't need to talk to someone to save electricity and turn off the lights and blind the lights in the dark."

Forget it, let's not talk about feelings, let's talk about reality.

Actually, I'm afraid that I will bump and fall on the way, and accidentally break the urn and let you scatter it, so you won't be able to get home?"

Uncle Chen blew his beard and glared, and immediately stretched out his hand to choke my neck: "Threaten me?

I replied calmly, "Uncle Chen, the problem is, you are already dead. ”

Uncle Chen was stunned for a moment after hearing this, and immediately withdrew his hand and went back, he stared at his hand for a long time, and then said:

"I almost fell for you! I've died once, and I'm going to die again in the blink of an eye, and you still care about this...... It's not easy to be a person who understands people and ghosts!"

He finally returned to his breezy appearance again, and it seemed that he had really decided not to bother with it anymore, and let me mess around with it.

Well, don't tease the old man.

I said to him: "Uncle Chen, in fact, I have already guessed the ending of Shima Village-Yin Snake escaped by self-detonation, and it is simply wishful thinking for Dad to search for and collect all its fragments all over the world, and even to put you and my whole family into it, it is an impossible task."

If I were to deal with this matter, the idea would be very simple, the goal was to find something like a magnet stone, and let the fragments obediently give Lao Tzu a chance to come back from his death.

Uncle Chen, are you in such a hurry to rush back, is it also a piece of it?"

"Z-"

Uncle Chen was like being pierced in the butt by the tip of a needle, and he jumped up and jumped into the air with a whoosh.

Anyway, it's the first time I've seen a living ghost move!

Uncle Chen was completely annoyed and angry by others, and he couldn't help but say foul language: "You special stinky boy, Lao Tzu has been scared to death by you!"