I picked a clean restaurant and asked for four dishes and a few beers. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 infoThe two chatted while eating.

"In vain, I want you to go out and do this deal. The old Taoist priest said.

"Let me kill ghosts? That's not good, I don't have any skills now, let alone kill ghosts, I can't even exorcise ghosts. I excused myself.

"Apprentice, this female ghost has a good heart, there is no need to kill her. You can talk well, go, talk to her softly, let her go by herself. The old Taoist priest said.

"Didn't that general's belly ask to kill this female ghost?" I asked, puzzled.

"Whether to drive away or to destroy or let the ghost go by itself, we have to have a number in our hearts, and we can't be led by the nose by the customer, understand? The principle is: evil ghosts are destroyed, good ghosts are exorcized, like this kind of aggrieved and kind-hearted ghosts, let her go by herself. "The old Taoist priest taught the machine face-to-face.

"Oh, master, I see. However, if you really want me to go alone, you have to draw a ghost charm for me, in case this female ghost doesn't listen to persuasion, she has to come hard. I pleaded.

"I'll have to teach you a few tricks before you go this time. In the future, when we encounter problems, we both have to go into battle. Now, I'm getting old, and my yang energy is getting weaker and weaker day by day, so I have to serve my old age. So, if necessary, you'll have to put on your sleeve. The old Taoist priest said.

After lunch, I went to the old Taoist priest's house, and he taught me a few tricks to exorcise ghosts.

In the evening, I was about to go to dinner with the old Taoist priest when the old Taoist priest's mobile phone rang.

It turned out to be a distress call from the "general's belly": "Sir, come and save me, that female ghost rushed into my house and smashed things......"

"Apprentice, business has come to the door. The old Taoist priest covered his mobile phone and said to me triumphantly.

"Master, do you have a business?" I thought to myself: Didn't that "general's belly" think that 100,000 yuan of ghost exorcism fees are too expensive, has he changed his mind again?

The old Taoist priest nodded at me and asked slowly, "Isn't it too expensive for you to spend 200,000 yuan on exorcism?"

"It's not expensive, it's not expensive, you tell me the bank card number, and I'll give you a deposit of 100,000 yuan right away." After the exorcism, I will pay you the remaining 100,000 yuan. "General's belly" said anxiously.

The old Taoist priest reported the bank card number to the "general's belly".

The old Taoist priest hung up the phone, and said with a smile: "Now, the female ghost is having fun at the general's belly, before, the female ghost just shouted a few times, and tonight she started to smash things, the general's belly said, now, his family of three has hid in the big hotel." ”

"The general's belly promised to give 200,000?" I thought to myself: The general's belly 100,000 is too expensive, can he accept the amount of 200,000?

"In vain, I want 200,000 yuan, and the general agreed with a mouthful, and repeatedly said that it was not expensive. I'm going to transfer a deposit of 100,000 to my bank card soon. As soon as the deposit is received, we will set off. The old Taoist priest said.

"Great, as the master said: don't open for three years, open for three years. I said excitedly.

Within ten minutes, the deposit of 100,000 yuan arrived.

"Haha, it seems that the female ghost is making a lot of trouble tonight, otherwise, the general is willing to spend 200,000 yuan. I said with a grin.

The old Taoist priest said, "If you take the house to exorcise the ghosts, you will open the way." ”

The old Taoist priest hurriedly packed up his outfit to exorcise the demons, and he handed me a talisman and said, "You put this on your chest." ”

I quickly picked up my T-shirt and put the amulet on the talisman.

The old Taoist priest handed me a small peach wood sword about three inches long, and explained: "You don't pin this peach wood sword on your waist, if the female ghost does not listen to your persuasion and insists on harming the general's belly, you will pull out the sword, aim it at her eyebrows, and warn her: If you don't go back to your hometown, let him be scattered." I thought: as soon as you draw your sword, she will obediently go. ”

"Master, what if she just doesn't leave?" I asked worriedly.

"I won't stop leaving, but all ghosts will know the power of this sword. As long as you see this sword, there is no one who is not afraid. The old Taoist priest said.

"Master, let me assume: if this female ghost is out of the way, she would rather break the jade than be complete, then what should I do, should I use a sword to stab her?" I want to ask clearly, so as not to know what to do when I get it.

"Disciple, if you want to stab her with a sword, you have to recite a spell, which will not teach you for a while. In this way, if you point a peachwood sword at her, and she is still obsessed, you can call me, and I will deal with her. The old Taoist priest said with a grin.

"Master, tonight, you really let me go into battle alone?" I was a little timid.

"That's right, I'm old, there will always be a day when I die, if I don't train you now, as soon as I leave, you will be blind. The old Taoist priest waved his hand and said, "Let's go." ”

I followed the master out of the door nervously.

More than 40 minutes later, the two of us arrived at a luxurious community according to the address given by the "general's belly".

"General's belly" stood at the gate of the community, and as soon as he saw the old Taoist, he knelt down: "Old man, you must help me destroy the female ghost, otherwise, my family's life will be over." ”

"Get up and talk slowly, what's going on tonight?" asked the old Taoist priest.

"I heard that the blood of a black dog can drive away ghosts, so I bought a black dog and killed it this afternoon, and took a big bowl of dog blood. At night, I spilled the blood of a black dog on the door of my house, trying to prevent the female ghost from entering the house. Unexpectedly, the female ghost actually came in through the window and smashed all the things in my house. I was so frightened that I quickly escaped with my wife and daughter. ”

"The female ghost didn't hurt anyone, did she?" the old Taoist priest asked.

"No one was hurt. "General's belly" said happily.

"Disciple, this female ghost still has good thoughts, but she just wants to vent her grievances, and she doesn't want to harm people. You go, talk to her, try to mobilize her to go back to her hometown, and don't continue to make trouble. The old Taoist priest said.

"Old gentleman, as long as this female ghost is destroyed, I will pay you the remaining 100,000. "General's belly" assured.

"Hehe, I'm not afraid that you will pay the bill, if I kill this female ghost, you won't pay. I'll summon more demons to harass you. My Maoshan Taoist priest can not only exorcise and destroy ghosts, but also attract and summon ghosts. The old Taoist priest said with a smile.

"That's, that's. "General's belly" nodded vigorously.

"Look at you, I offered 100,000 yuan in the afternoon, and you are still too expensive. Now, you are willing to give 200,000 yuan. People, you can't suffer a little loss. The old Taoist priest sneered.

The "general's belly" led us to our townhouse and said, "This is my home." As he spoke, he took out a key and handed it to the old Taoist priest.

The old Taoist priest pouted and said, "Give him the key, this kind of ghost is not worth my personal action, just stand outside and supervise the formation." ”

The first time I did the exorcism, I didn't have any bottom in my heart. My legs were a little weak and I felt a little urinating.

"Damn, you're really useless. I cursed myself in my heart. Take the key and walk to the door of the villa.