Chapter 2: The First Advent (Part II)
"Alas...... Yo...... Alas...... Yo ......"
Moans of pain can be heard from the ruins of the collapsed thatched hut. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info
Chu Qing looked at the ruins with a blank face, there was still someone in the house?
In the midst of the messy thatch, a stout figure staggered to his feet, and a woman's voice came complaining, "Husband, what's the matter! What a broken house!"
Husband...... Monarch......
Chu Qing seemed to have been struck by lightning, and the whole person was stupid, what was the situation? And such a good thing...... The conditions before I crossed over were not bad, but I didn't even have a partner; now that I have arrived in such a broken place, I have actually fished a wife for nothing! From a distance, I see that her body is a little fat, but I don't know what she looks like......
was surprised and apprehensive, and hurriedly stepped forward to help his wife.
Chu Qingsan stepped forward in two steps, stretched out his hand to hold the other party's fat arm, and said, "Slow down, take a step here!" As he spoke, he raised his head and glanced at her, making Chu Qing tremble in fright: "Mom!"
I saw that my "wife" had a huge face, a green forehead, pink cheeks, nose hair, and two big teeth glowing with cold light! There were more than 300 moles on her whole face, of which more than 200 were hairy! At first glance, she looked like she had a beard!
As soon as Chu Qing howled, he was lifted up by the "big man" in front of him like a chicken: "What's wrong with the husband, husband!" While speaking, he shook Chu Qing up and down, shaking so much that Chu Qing rolled his eyes! Seeing that Chu Qing was about to turn his back on his breath, the "big man" finally realized that something was wrong, and quickly put Chu Qing down, dragged two handfuls of thatch, formed a ball, and put them under Chu Qing's head to make a pillow for him.
Chu Qing slowed down for a while, slowly opened his eyes, and asked weakly, "Strong man...... Your surname ......"
"Husband, you're okay, husband, I'm your lover Xiong Yue!"
"Brother Xiong, you recognize the wrong person, I'm not your husband," Chu Qing said, crawling out of the yard with difficulty, "I'm just passing by, I'm sorry to disturb, I'll leave ......"
Xiong Yue's two copper-bell-sized turquoise eyes were suddenly filled with tears, and then, one by one, huge teardrops fell down like a broken pearl necklace: "Husband, are you stupid by the house!" Before the words fell, he grabbed Chu Qing's neck, forced Chu Qing's head, and let him look at himself: "Husband, I am your beloved, husband!"
Chu Qing closed his eyes tightly, and kept muttering in his mouth: "It's all hallucinations, it's all hallucinations, it's all hallucinations, it's all hallucinations......"
"Why don't you know me? Is it evil?" Xiong Yue's big hand opened Chu Qing's eyelids, but the moonlight was too dark to see clearly, her heart was too horizontal, so she simply regarded it as an evil spirit! Xiong Yue wiped a handful of tears and said, "Don't be afraid, husband, I'll help you exorcise evil spirits!" As he spoke, he raised his big fan-like hand, and slapped the left and the right slap, and slapped three sets in a row! Chu Qing's face was swollen!
"Stop!" Chu Qing howled miserably, "Big brother, don't fight!
When Xiong Yue heard this, tears fell again: "Husband, what's wrong with you!"
"Lady!" Chu Qing saw Xiong Yue raise his hand again, and hurriedly shouted, "It's me! I'm your husband!" He was now very sure that Xiong Yue did it on purpose!
As soon as Xiong Yue heard Chu Qing admit that he was her husband, she immediately burst into tears and laughed, and took him in her arms. Chu Qing's entire head sank into Xiong Yue's chest, making him whine!
Xiong Yue let go of her hand, gave Chu Qing a moment to breathe, and asked, "Husband, what did you shout just now?"
Chu Qing was touched by her, only to feel a chill on the top of his head, and hurriedly said, "Lady......"
"What did you say?"
The atmosphere wasn't quite right......
"Uh, wife?" Chu Qing cautiously changed his title.
"How are you talking nonsense?" Xiong Yue broke Chu Qing's head.
"Beloved!" is it the right thing to call this time, she seems to have said it just now.
Xiong Yue's raised hand finally put it down, and looked at Chu Qing with teary eyes: "Husband, you're fine!"
"It's okay, it's okay, it's good!
Xiong Yue nodded: "It's okay, it's okay!" Then his face changed, the horizontal flesh on his face was twisted, and he said angrily, "Then don't you go and clean up a place for the old lady to sleep!"
Chu Qing was so deaf by her roar that he immediately began to clean up the yard! Piling up the wooden sticks, planks, and branches scattered on the ground, the hay buried under the ground and the thatch on the roof were mixed together, and Chu Qing couldn't tell which one was which, so he simply mixed them to form a layer of "grass bed."
Xiong Yue sat on the side with a big grin, watching Chu Qing busy with his work, yawning from time to time.
Finally, Chu Qing had almost cleaned up, and the eastern sky was also white, and large thin clouds were dyed crimson.
The sound of a rooster crowing, mixed with a dog whine or two, came from next door.
"It's so noisy!" Xiong Yue yawned, turned over and stood up, strode in front of the fence, and jumped over!"What a scream!" Then he heard the rooster crow stop abruptly! Chu Qing, who was making the grass bed, felt that there was a strange noise, and when he looked up, he saw a dead rooster with a deformed neck "flying" from next door, and with a bang, it fell in front of Chu Qing!
"Wang-Wang!" is the dog next door, out of fear and desire to protect his own territory, barking at Xiong Yue to protest and threaten!
Then, before Chu Qing could react, he heard Xiong Yue yelling next door: "Bear with you for a night!
"Whew......" The dog next door barked miserably, and then fell silent.
Then, Chu Qing saw a yellow-haired dog flying in the air, and with a bang, it smashed on the dead rooster!
In the thatched hut next door, a head winced from the window and glanced out with a wink, and immediately retreated.
Xiong Yue came back from the fence, clapped her hands, and laughed: "Hahaha! Husband, our food today has been settled!" said as he stepped on the bed that Chu Qing had just made, and sat down, "Husband, go cook!
Chu Qing was stunned and pulled out the rooster from under the yellow-haired dog, and looked back at Xiong Yue, who was already lying on the grass bed and asleep!
At this time, the sun showed half of its red face.
Chu Qing quietly looked around, this courtyard was very small, there was nothing in the yard, not to mention firewood, rice, oil and salt, there was not even a stove, only a few black stones surrounded by a pile of ashes. There are some wooden tools at the entrance of the courtyard.
Chu Qing carried the chicken, simply dragged the yellow-haired dog up on his shoulder, and slowly moved to the gate of the courtyard, thinking: "Are you a chicken? Just kidding, brother, I've come all the way to come here! How many days can I live under the obscenity of this tigress?"
I made up my mind at once: run away!
Chu Qing tiptoed to the door and pulled out a wooden staff-like tool from the door. I pulled the door, but I used too much force, and I almost dragged myself to the head, but when I looked closely, this door had no door shaft, and it was just a fence-like block!
Looking back, fortunately, Xiong Yue was not alarmed by the sound just now.
Pushing open the "door" that fell to the ground with his feet, Chu Qing held a chicken in his left hand, a wooden staff in his right hand, and a yellow-haired dog on his shoulder, tiptoeing out of the yard.
Outside the door is a wilderness, overgrown with wild grass, look at the growth of grass and trees, and the current season should be the turn of spring and summer.
Chu Qing walked cautiously into the distance along the path outside the door, walked half-cat-waisted for a while, looked back, and was some distance away from the yard he came out of, and it was estimated that he would not alarm Xiong Yue, so he immediately ran away!