Chapter 53: The little pig reappears, and the chrysanthemum remains
After leaving the grandmother's shop, they continued to wander around the 'food street', in the words of Lan Juechen and Guoguo, he and Guoguo had not eaten enough, eaten refreshed, and had eaten enough. You must know that Lu Dao was just in the grandmother's shop, and the two brothers and sisters each ate more than 20 bowls of cold skin. Yang Xiaoyu was dumbfounded, but Wang Ziwei was already numb.
At this time, Lan Juechen and Guoguo each had all kinds of barbecue meat in their hands, eating Husai in the sea, and their mouths were full of greasy, Lan Juechen Ken didn't care about his own image, and there were two beauties by his side.
Guoguo's cute little fat face was even more bulging, but she still desperately stuffed it in.
"Hey, Sister Ziwei, what kind of bloodline have you ever seen who eats a lot. ”
"Sky Eater?"
"Sky Eater Pig! No, it doesn't look like Guoguo is like this, it's not like the blood of the Sky Eater Pig. Besides, the Sky Devouring Pig has long disappeared in the long river of history. ”
"In other words, Lan Jiechen is the carrier of the True Dragon Bloodline and the White Tiger Bloodline, this is well known, but the bloodline of Guoguo can't be seen by Kenben. ”
"It's hard to say it's Kunpeng. ”
"How dare you think about it...... Why do I think that Guoguo seems ordinary, but in fact it is not ordinary at all. However, Guoguo really seems to be an ordinary person. ”
At this moment, there was a commotion, and a cute little piglet ran around, rampage, and a large group of family guards chased after him.
"Ah, brother, it's that cute little piggy. I thought it had found its mother and gone with it. Guoguo happily pointed to the mini piglet and said.
Lan Jiechen turned his head, looked at this little piglet, and frowned.
"What the hell is this pig? ”
However, the miniature piglet seemed to see them, and turned sharply to their side and ran.
The miniature piglet jumped up.
"Poof......" put a stinky and thick big pig fart, forming a parabola that just landed on Lan Jiechen's head, and it was ridiculous to make an independent action of a golden rooster.
At this time, the mini piglet is particularly humane.
The corners of Lan Juechen's mouth couldn't help twitching, because the dead pig still had its stinky fart smell left on its body, this smell was really stinky, and this smell almost made Lan Juechen vomit out all the things he ate today.
At this time, the guards rushed out of the stinky fart and vomited violently.
"Hey, boy, put down that pig and spare you from death. We are from the Xu family!" said the leading guard with a slightly good face to Lan Jiechen viciously.
"The people of the Xu family?!I am the sun, the Xu family is making a fuss with me? Anything can provoke me. ”
The corners of Lan Juechen's mouth couldn't help twitching, his face was gloomy, and then he instantly returned to normal, and said to the person opposite with a very speechless expression.
"I didn't rob this stinky pig, it was it who relied on me. No, if you want, take it. As he spoke, Lan Jiechen instantly used his dragon claw hand to grab the mini piglets, and then threw it towards them.
"This kid's vigilance is really not ordinarily high, and his heart is really not ordinarily black. I don't let go of such a lovely old man. What a beast. ”
However, the mini piglet that flew towards the guards turned up slightly, and actually showed a wicked smile, the big pig teeth were snow-white and shiny, and I saw the little piglet come to a 720-degree super spin in the air, and pointed his pig butt at those guards.
"Puff puff ......"
Another large stream of pig farts spewed out, but this time this pig fart was pink smoke, with a hint of fragrance, and the most terrifying thing was that this smoke was only aimed at those vicious guards, and there was no trace of pig farts penetrating outward.
Then there were scenes that were inappropriate for children, and the scene was really spectacular, and nearly 100 men fought in a big battle. This amazing scene reminded Lan Juechen of a song on the earth "Chrysanthemum Terrace", and the scene at this moment is really 'Chrysanthemum is left, rotten on the ground, your smile has turned yellow. ’
It can also be described with a historical allusion, "Jing Ke stabbed the King of Qin, carrying two hairy legs on his shoulders." ”
Guoguo's eyes had long been covered by Lan Juechen, Wang Ziwei and Yang Xiaoyu were even squatting in the corner and vomiting, Lan Jiechen turned his head, pulled up the two beauties, and left.
Thinking back to the scene just now, Lan Juechen couldn't help but shiver, goosebumps erupted all over his body, it was really disgusting.
Although I often use the word "stirring the base", I really can't accept this kind of thing. If two women get together, that's acceptable, what's the reason, hehehe, you know.
Lan Juechen looked at the mini piglet who had already jumped into Guoguo's arms, and suddenly felt that it was a good choice to have it, at least he didn't have to worry so much about Guoguo's safety. After all, I can't protect Guoguo all the time, I also have my own things to do, and I have to live my own life, and I can't pay attention to others all the time.
Actually, this situation happens to anyone, isn't it?
At this time, Lan Jiechen strengthened the idea in his heart, this little piglet is not simple, not simple at all. Fortunately, it can be seen that it has no ill will towards itself and Guoguo and others. Otherwise, it's not just the guards who are unlucky.
This farce can be said to have made the Xu family's face lost, people's words are terrifying, the spread of messages is the fastest in the world, and no one can stop the gossip spirit of intelligent creatures.
After a while, the deeds of more than 100 guards of the Xu family in public were discussed by the people of the City of Miracles, and now the people of the Xu family have been crowned as representatives of the good male style.
The Xu family was furious, and Xu Ba, the eldest son of the Xu family, even threatened to kill the person who caused the incident.
However, at this time, the little piglet, who was the culprit, followed Lan Jiechen and them to continue their food journey, and now the two beauties around Lan Jiechen were sick to their stomachs when they saw the flesh-colored food, and they had no appetite.
What made them curious was that Lan Juechen and Guoguo were not affected, they still ate with relish, Guoguo and Lan Jiechen both had food in their hands, and their mouths were also stuffed with food, bulging like a bag. At this time, the mini piglet had already jumped onto Lan Juechen's shoulder, sitting with Erlang's legs crossed like a human, and the two pigs' trotters were also full of food, which made everyone secretly surprised. Many girls even shouted, "What a cute pet!"
Wang Ziwei and Yang Xiaoyu even played with its short tail from time to time, which caused the little piglet's very humane angry expression and miserable pig cry, which made the people around laugh.