59. On how miserable Ma Xiao is

"You don't want to think about it, if you're going to starve to death, it's going to be allowed? Do you know Bigudan? That thing can be held in your mouth for about ten days, and you only need to drink water for a few days, and you won't be hungry. ”

Ma Houkui stood up and moved, his body was a little stiff after sitting for a long time, and when Ma Dashan came before, he was a little tired from supporting himself with his hands.

"I've heard my brother tell me about that thing, it doesn't taste good, except that it makes people feel full. Can this be compared to roast chicken and roast duck? Then the price of one grain can be compared to several meals of big fish and meat. Why don't you use this money to give us a meal that everyone else eats? ”

Ma Dashan ran to the edge of a relatively low tree, plucked a bunch of leaves, and then ran to the white steamed bun that had been spit out in the building.

After a few more glances, he couldn't bear to sprinkle the leaves on it to cover the white steamed buns, which was unexpectedly very formal, in fact, he just wanted to be out of sight and out of mind.

"There's no way, what the door doesn't advocate is this bland lifestyle. When you become a steward one day, can't you just change this rule? ”

"I'll go, it's going to have to wait until the year of the horse. It is said that you have to be above Jindan to have the right to manage things, and many senior brothers and sisters left the sect before that and went on their own. Besides, I don't have much interest in being in charge, and whoever I love should go, and after I learn the skill, I will also run to the game Hongchen, hahaha, when the time comes, you have to call me Ma Daxia, and then I will call you a little monkey, hahaha, what's up. ”

Ma Dashan patted his chest and said, this is completely taking advantage of Ma Houkui.

"Go, go, according to what you say, shouldn't others call me Ma Daxia? Hey, the more I talk about this, the hungrier I get, I'd better meditate for a while, at least then I won't be hungry. ”

As he spoke, Ma Houkui touched the ground and sat down.

Far from alleviating my hunger, this meditation allowed me to focus on my empty stomach with more time and energy.

The rumbling of the stomach is even more pronounced.

"Come on. Three-year-olds know that they can be hungry when they sit, and it is better to lie down so that they don't feel very hungry. ”

As he spoke, Ma Dashan lay on the ground regardless of the dirt, his hands resting under his head, not to mention how comfortable he looked.

It's strange that you won't be hungry when you sit, you're already hungry, whether it's standing or sitting, you're hungry, won't this horse monkey Kui understand?

What's going on today, don't tell me he's been teasing me just because he ate a bite of his bun.

Ma Houkui continued to close his eyes, not planning to pay attention to Ma Dashan anymore, saving him from finding a loophole to ridicule himself.

"Huh? Why don't you speak? Hahaha, is it because you're hungry and don't have the strength to speak? Hahaha, it's the first time I've seen someone so hungry that they don't have the strength to speak. ”

Of course, Ma Dashan knew that Ma Houkui deliberately didn't speak, but now he just wanted to be angry with him and ridicule him for fun.

Ma Houkui continued to endure, but the frowning brow had betrayed his current psychology.

"Haha, I'm not going to be sarcastic about you. You said that the sword gate of both of us is like this, isn't the swordless gate of Ma Xiaozai even worse, not to mention that their cultivation resources are a mess, just their diet...... It is estimated that Ma Xiao will take the initiative to leave Baijian Mountain and go home in a short time. He originally wanted to be a cook, but now even the most common white rice on this Hundred Swords Mountain is very rare and rare, can he stay well? ”

Ma Dashan thought that the treatment of himself and Ma Houkui was already like this, so wouldn't Ma Xiao be even more miserable? It is very likely that Ma Xiao's senior brother will force Ma Xiao to do things like a bully, after all, the senior brothers say that the people in the Wujian Gate are all scoundrels and brainless fools. In addition, making Ma Xiao unable to cook is even more cruel than stabbing him.

Ma Dashan brought himself into Ma Xiao's perspective and thought about it, and couldn't help but tremble.

Ma Xiao is too pitiful, obviously the immortal root and talent are so high.

Seeing that Ma Dashan didn't intend to continue to ridicule himself, Ma Houkui's frowning brows were also relieved and his eyes opened.

"Ma Xiao, no matter what he says, he is also an inner disciple now, according to the rules of the sect, the outer disciple needs to ask his senior brother to be respectful to him, so there will be no such thing as being bullied."

Ma Houkui overthrew Ma Dashan's illusion with a word.

"That's right! His kid is now an inner disciple! ”

As if he had just knew, Ma Dashan sat up in shock.

"Monkey, you say, the next time we see him in Baijian Mountain, should we call him Senior Brother Ma? Or do you call him a small horse? ”

Ma Dashan asked.

“……”

"Monkey, are you really hungry and dumb?"

Seeing that Ma Houkui didn't speak, Ma Dashan grabbed a handful of grass on the ground next to him and threw it at Ma Houkui.

The grass fell to the ground lightly before it got close to Ma Houkui.

"Shouldn't you choose one of Senior Brother Ma Zhiyuan and Ma Xiao? What do you mean by this little brother Ma? ”

"Hey, I'll go, I'm almost forgetting that Ma Xiao's name is Ma Zhiyuan, haha, haha. It's called getting used to. So which should we call it? ”

Ma Dashan scratched his head in embarrassment, he said that he felt that something was wrong, but he couldn't say it when he came to his mouth, it turned out that he had made a mistake in the name. This horse and the little one have been called for more than ten years, and I almost thought that the horse was called the horse small.

"When there is no one else, call him Ma Xiao, and if there are outsiders, call him Senior Brother Ma Zhiyuan or Senior Brother, so as not to gossip about others. Don't make a mistake, you little brother Ma called out as if he was finding fault and deliberately calling the wrong one. ”

Ma Houkui shook his head speechlessly, this mountain can even forget this.

"Done! Isn't it a habit to think that's what it's called? Don't talk about this, how miserable do you think Ma Xiao's life without a sword will be? ”

Ma Dashan is no longer entangled in this, didn't they come here at noon just to chat?

"It's estimated that it will be miserable, the ingredients that Ma Xiaobao brought are estimated to have been confiscated when he returned to Jianmen yesterday. The worse the place, the more often they will strive to become very good, this struggle, will naturally be quite strict, after all, the Swordless Sect is the worst in the whole sect This point is obvious to all, Elder Xiao Mei will not continue to let the Swordless Sect under her continue to be poor, this grasp is absolutely extremely high. Ma Xiaodon't say that he wants to hold on to the ingredients, the kitchenware and ingredients he brought have been served in one pot. As for eating, he will never be able to get white steamed buns like you, Wujianmen should be stricter than Qingjianmen for eating, there is a sentence Isn't it a strict master to make a high apprentice? It's definitely just one meal a day, and it won't make them eight points full. And in addition to eating, the rest of the time is definitely used for cultivation, otherwise Ma Xiao wouldn't have come to the two of us until noon, he must have been controlled, and nine times out of ten it was the senior brother in charge of him who was staring at him to practice. ”