"Ready? The children! ”

"Yes, Captain!"

"It's too quiet!"

"Yes, Captain!!"

I heard the answer outside the door.

Zhou Zheng pulled open the iron door.

The river god's golden axe vanished.

Replaced by a yellow sponge figure.

He held up his figure and sang with his hands dancing: "Who lives in the big pineapple in the deep sea!?"

"SpongeBob SquarePants!"

The creature outside the door was three points more excited than Zhou Zheng.

"Who is Fang Huang Huang Huang and stretches freely!?"

"SpongeBob SquarePants!"

"Who is it that goes around and adventures to fulfill your wishes!?"

"SpongeBob SquarePants!"

"Then knock on the deck and let the big fish get out of the way!"

"SpongeBob SquarePants!"

……

In the end, the two of them seemed to have planted some kind of magic poison at the same time.

They hugged each other and shouted, "SpongeBob SquarePants! SpongeBob SquarePants! SpongeBob SquarePants! Dididi~Hey, hey~"

It's just a song, and the liver and intestines are broken.

Where in the world to find a soulmate!?

The creature was lonely and weeping.

Zhou Zheng looked at his image.

At this moment, I seriously doubt one thing, whether the maze setting can merge two worldviews that were originally completely incompatible.

This creature in the shape of a pirate captain in front of you.

It's not made of mosaics at all.

It's an image in 2D animation.

When the pirate captain had cried enough, Zhou Zheng dared to ask, "Captain, why did you come here?!" Why didn't you catch jellyfish with Patrick?! ”

"Woo woo woo ......"

The pirate captain wiped a handful of tears: "I don't know...... I appeared here out of nowhere, and I felt out of place in the world. ”

"Someone told me."

"As long as I can scare three people to death."

"I'll be able to get out of here and go back to my own world."

"I don't even know how long I've been waiting here."

"Just scared a person to death."

"And strictly speaking, this person wasn't scared to death by me...... As soon as he saw me, he said that he was the man who wanted to be the king of the pirates. ”

"Then, he chased after me."

"Then he fell into the sea......"

"I thought he was going to be the One Piece."

"I can swim."

"I didn't expect it...... In the end he drowned ......"

The pirate captain finished talking about what happened.

Zhou Zheng was silent.

I don't know how to answer.

Simply skip the topic: "What, I have a question for you." Do you know where the alchemy table is? ”

"I don't know."

The pirate captain shook his head.

Zhou Zheng said helplessly: "That's ...... All right...... I wish you the three living people to be scared to death soon, and then get out of here. ”

"Woo woo woo~"

The pirate captain cried again: "Why aren't you afraid of me?"

"Uh......"

"Am I too unsuccessful as a ghost?!"

"Uh......"

"Can you teach me how to be scary?"

“(⊙o⊙)……”

Zhou Zheng pondered for a moment.

Then he gave advice to the pirate captain: "Old Tie, don't hide it. Your intimidating tactics are so bad that they are simply unsightly. ”

"Knocking on the door is an outdated routine."

"The species of Blue Star Humans is actually very easy to summarize."

Zhou Zheng talked eloquently: "Eating sex is sex, sex is sex, sex is sin, and sex is the great desire for life." You can't just appear in this image, it's better to be deceptive and charming. ”

"So?"

The pirate captain transforms into a bearded beauty.

"Contrast, there must be contrast."

Zhou Zheng continued to talk eloquently: "As long as the contrast is an important element to create accidents or fright. You have to be beautiful at first, and then wait until the other person mentions sexual interest to you, and then you break the image of yourself as a beauty. ”

"So like this?"

"A little further up the bra, remember that you have to be kitsch but not vulgar, vulgar but not charming, budding to be released, pure and charming to account for half."

"That's it?"

"That's right! That's it! ”

Zhou Zheng looked at the perfect women's clothing boss in front of him, the pirate captain.

nodded with satisfaction: "This is perfect, you must hold it, and wait until the other party has sexual interest before revealing the prototype."

"Then I see."

The pirate captain has gone from a bearded man to a veteran two-dimensional beauty.

There is no shame.

Instead, according to what Zhou Zheng said.

Go and deliberately learn the twisting pose.

"Alright, I'm going to continue my treasure hunt."

Zhou Zheng returned to the room.

Suddenly, it occurred to me that the MC world wanted to store supplies.

It is usually placed in a box.

Zhou Zheng rummaged through the wooden boxes in the room.

Nothing to gain other than to get some minecraft special pork and purified water. Zhou Zheng was not discouraged, and was ready to take Meow Meow and Heibei to the next room to look for it: "Open your eyes."

Meow: "Wow! There's a pretty little lady here! ”

Heibei: "Dog, I have a flexible mouth, let the dog lick her!"

Pirate Captain: "Hello~"

Meow: "°*̥(∗*⁰͈꒨⁰͈)*̥Wow~"

Heibei: "( ́ཀ') is losing under ~"

A cat and a dog are ready to move.

Suddenly!

The pirate captain reverted to his scruffy beard.

Meow: "!!"

Heibei: "It's over, it's over, it's wilted!"

A cat and a dog want to cry without tears, the wind is blowing in the back, the limbs are cold, the whole body is trembling, the soul is not guarded, the seven orifices are smoking, and they can't die.

It's really melancholy under the crotch.

And the pirate captain, according to the parchment, has the ability to evoke the fear of any living being.

Meow and black shellfish.

Success was scared half to death.

"Boom."

Zhou Zheng lit a cigarette.

By the way, light the incense on the grave.

The aroma wafts into the bodies of Meow Meow and Black Shell.

This pair of sleeping dragons and phoenixes came to their senses.

"each other!"

Zhou Zheng spat casually.

Step out of the room.

Leaving the Wolong Phoenix and the pirate captain to look at each other.

The pirate captain said, "hello~"

"Silly dog, don't stop me, Lord Ben Meow is going to scratch him to death today!"

"Stupid meow, you have to be calm!"

"I can't calm down, he actually deceived Lord Benmeow's feelings!"

"You think too much, dog, I'm afraid we won't be able to beat him."

Heibei said.

Meowth saw the pirate captain's glittering green scimitar.

Immediately coaxed: "What, it's raining and thundering, Ah Zheng told me to go home and collect my clothes, Xiao Meow, I'll take a step to say goodbye!"

"Dog, I'm one step ahead!"

……

Hit this later.

Find the ender ship's interlocutor.

At least three of them died with hatred at the hands of the pirate captain.

And most of them are soft to death.

……

"This is the alchemy table!?"

Zhou Zheng found something that resembled a scale in another room.

The Alchemy Table in the MC world is similar to the Libra, but there are three scales. And the overall volume is not large, and it is very different from the alchemy furnace in general online novels, and it can be recognized at a glance.

Zhou Zheng approached the alchemy platform.

After careful observation to confirm that there is no danger.

Put your hand on the alchemy.

An interface opened in front of Zhou Zheng's eyes.

Divide into two sides of the box.

On the left is the placement of assets that can be crafted.

On the right is a potion that has been crafted.

At this time, two bottles of red liquid were stored on the right.

"No...... right"

Zhou Zheng noticed a very interesting thing: "How can there be lizard blood that I haven't used up yet in the items on the left that can be used to synthesize potions!?"

"Could it be that this thing can also be synthesized and refined?"

"Remove its bad fears, take its essence?"

"Does that mean that this kind of function is attached to the alchemy function that has not been opened for a long time?"

"If that's the case!"

"It's not a loss to break through this maze at all!"