8. When perverts meet perverts
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It's wonderful, it's boring, it's romantic, it's sad—
Everything varies from person to person!
Not long ago, when Du Yu was still a small clerk who went to work on time and got off work on time, during an ordinary business trip, he was electrocuted by an accidental mistake at work, and his heart stopped beating for a while.
Fortunately, he was taken to the hospital for emergency treatment in time, and finally saved his life, and he fell unconscious on the hospital bed full of the smell of disinfectant.
When the friends heard the news, they became the focus of the circle of friends......
After being hospitalized for a few days, Du Yu woke up in a daze, was kicked out of the hospital in a daze, and resumed his previous rhythm of life in a daze.
Probably fed up with the boring, boiled water-like life, the demon bloodline in the body is not willing to be ordinary, and the initial awakening in the double rare experience of electric shock and near death has caused me to gradually deviate from the daily life, occasionally heart throbbing, occasionally blood boiling, and occasional hallucinations......
The peaceful life lasted for a long time, until one day, the "sequelae" could no longer be contained, the heart was roaring, the blood was stirring, following the vague guidance, I ran crazy on the crowded streets, I got nervous to buy a plane ticket to a foreign country, wandered on the strange streets full of crooked nuts, stumbled into Avalon by mistake, and chose to stay and get by.
As soon as the induction training was cleared, the boss organized the manpower with the momentum of not letting people rest, and pulled up a temporary team, Du Yu happened to be on the list of the team, and was sent back to China to perform the first memorable mission, but the results were unsatisfactory and accidents were frequent......
"It was reconfirmed that the logistics department was equipped with three pills of D and three of pills V. Du Yu shook the syringe in his hand, looked up with resolute eyes, and said confidently: "It's enough to deal with ordinary humans!"
"Wow, looking forward to your performance. The driver admired.
“...... Ah, Woo...... I, not good, who, who is coming to cover me...... Why do you keep chasing me......" Dong Rui's intermittent voice came through the communicator, encouraging: "I forgot to say, come on......"
"I'm speechless about your luck and optimistic personality, obviously it's hard to protect yourself, and you still care about chatting, don't you want to live anymore?" Chen Ling accused.
"Luck?" Hearing the special word, Dong Rui instantly reacted, it was as if he had said the same sentence more than 10,000 times, almost instinctively, and said without pause: "You are feudal superstition, nonsense, as a modern person in the 22nd century, you must enter science, believe in science, and firmly believe in science." ”
"Shut up, obviously I'm a magician, a profession full of fantasy, don't talk to me about science!" Chen Ling replied forcefully.
He made so much sense that Dong Rui was speechless!
Du Yu listened to the voices of the two people in the communicator, and said with a sigh of relief: "Don't talk nonsense, you just wait for me to bring back JK on the top floor!"
Since there is time to say stupid things, it means that the battle outside is not serious!
"Don't forget, you owe me a Dome Sister cheongsam version figure, the Blu-ray BOX of "Sky City" and Teacher Cang's learning materials. Raleigh reminded repeatedly.
"Oh, Long Yangjun is recording the conversation just now at a fast speed, and the number of sheets of A4 paper has exceeded double digits. The driver smiled heartlessly: "All in all, a quick decision, go early and return early." ”
Du Yu happily ignored the unfavorable words for himself, and said movingly: "You guys...... When the prize money is in hand, I invite everyone to eat Shaxian snacks!"
"Stingy!"
"Miserly!"
"Scum!"
"Perverted!"
"Grande!"
"Iron Rooster!"
"Damn, who is scolding me for being perverted!" Du Yu pushed open the door of the women's toilet and retorted: "You are perverts, your whole family is perverted!"
"The intruder...... actually hid in the women's toilet, and it was really not an ordinary pervert. ”
Maybe he had a conversation with Dong Rui just now, and the bad luck spread to this side through the voice, and as soon as he left the women's bathroom, he was immediately caught by the enemy, and his eyes were full of disgust, just like looking at pests, cold to the bone.
"No, that's a misunderstanding. Du Yu subconsciously defended.
The bodyguard who went to the toilet together didn't listen to the explanation, silently took out the Beretta M9 on his waist, aimed at Du Yu silently, and shouted: "Die, pervert!"
"Unfortunate!"
Perhaps, bad luck is a virus that is difficult to eliminate, not only to deal with the pursuers who cannot be shaken off, but also to avoid the traps set along the way.
Bang!
One accidentally stepped on a mine, if it weren't for the quality of Du Yu's equipment, if he hadn't run fast, he would have been blown up into a pile of minced meat.
"Damn, what kind of trouble is it to bury mines in the corridor!" Du Yu complained.
"There's an explosion over there, get over there. ”
"You can't escape, pervert. ”
"Kill him!"
Leaving the previously formulated safety route behind, Du Yu ran around like an eyeless fly, and screamed: "It's too annoying, come out, summon the beast!"
As a last resort, he sacrificed an irreplaceable treasure, summoned the ubiquitous Raleigh fire support, and escaped by chance.
"Turn right ahead, go straight, have a few enemies, break through and keep moving, the elevator arrives in five seconds, speed!" Raleith prompted.
Du Yu subconsciously accelerated his running speed, relied on a momentum to kill into the enemy formation, killed a bloody road, rushed into the elevator he had just arrived, went straight to the top floor, and said uneasily: "Although the elevator is convenient and time-saving, it's okay, right?"
Watching movies, you know that there are often a lot of hunters waiting for rabbits in ambush outside the elevator!
"Don't worry, I'm chasing the new one while using fool-like software to fight the other party's hackers.,Successfully controlled the main power supply and backup power of the building.,Cut off the power supply of the remaining 14 elevators.,The ordinary people who took refuge can only crowd up the stairs.,They have become the best barrier.,Blocking the enemy's pursuit...... In short, you have to trust me. Raleigh changed his painting style and patiently explained.
The corners of Du Yu's mouth stiffened, and he muttered, "Why am I only uneasy?"
Ding dong!
No matter how uneasy it was, the elevator rose rapidly, and in a few moments, it stopped on the 98th floor, only one floor away from the 99th floor, where the target was.
Before the elevator door opened, Du Yu folded his hands and prayed: "Luo Juni, I believe in you, I hope I won't be in danger, complete the task smoothly, and apply for a week's vacation after getting the bonus......"
"Yo, I've been waiting for you for a long time, baby!"
Outside the elevator, surrounded by many bodyguards in black suits, a handsome young man in blue overalls happily unzipped, revealing a huge slump!
"What a fool I am to expect from him. ”
Regardless of being surprised by the sudden appearance of crazy perversion, Du Yu took the lead in feeling sorry for his stupid self, and there is no basic trust between people.
Why doesn't he understand?
"Ah, I forgot to mention that the hacking software I have on hand is a castrated version, and it can't hack the LAN on the upper floor of the building, so you have to improvise and ask for more blessings. "Raleigh is none of his business.
Du Yu decided to ignore the explanation in his ears, looked at the black bodyguard in front of him, showed a stiff smile, and said nonsense: "That, I'm sorry, I pressed the wrong button and left the ...... soon."
"Little baby, I'm doing a good job, why don't you make a shot?"
Bang bang......
All of a sudden, bullets flew wildly, and gunsmoke filled the air.