There are always some strange words and tones in the world. www.biquge.info Especially in this era, men always seem very harsh on women.

Yang Tianhong has never been interested in the so-called Confucian rhetoric. Although he has read many books, he has never read this so-called "masterpiece" of sour rot, let alone agrees with the nonsense in it. Otherwise, I won't bring an extra one to Xiaohe because I think the beef patty tastes good.

Xiaohe felt very embarrassed, hesitated for a moment, but reached out and took one from the bag and ate it slowly.

Emperor Shunming was busy with affairs, and from his childhood to the present, Xiang Guang, the king of Changle, had a great influence on Xiaohe. For the sour and rotten literati, King Changle has always scoffed, and this concept of thinking has also been inherited by Xiaohe. She had eaten Juweixuan's beef patty before, but not many times, and now, it was only the fourth time.

When eating, it is often the time when you talk the most. Especially a man and a woman.

"You should have a big harvest this time, right? Rumors spread in the capital that you have caught a lot of wild beasts, and they are also very valuable and rare species. ”

"Well, they're right. I caught a dragon and a wild boar. The dragon was skinned and cramped and steamed by me and dipped in soy sauce and eaten, the wild boar was sold for a good price, and a fool was willing to spend eight million taels of silver to buy my pig, this kind of good thing is really hard to come by, so it is quite worthwhile. ”

"Eight million taels of silver, aren't you very rich now?"

"There's a fart for money. As soon as the money arrived, it was all used to pay off debts. I don't know what my dad was crazy about back then, and he actually wanted to marry my sister to a second ancestor. I can't just watch my sister jump into the fire, can I? So I gritted my teeth and stomped my foot, paying back the bride price anyway. ”

"You're talking about the guy who made trouble at the academy last time......? It seems to be surnamed Lu?"

"That's right, it's him. ”

"When I was a child, I set a baby parent, and when I grew up, I had to pay back so many silver taels. Why didn't my mother know your father back then? Otherwise, you should marry me now. Or pay me back a few million taels of silver. ”

Xiaohe was eating the meatloaf while talking casually. Although the tone of the speech sounds like a joke, it is a kind of lukewarm temptation.

Yang Tianhong looked at her very seriously: "I don't have many friends. Especially female friends, you are the first. ”

Xiaohe's eyelids picked slightly, suppressed his emotions, and glanced at him pretending to be dissatisfied: "Then what do you think." Should we be good brothers, or sisters?"

Because of the large black birthmark on his face, Xiaohe has been repeatedly blinded. The biological mother died early, and although Emperor Shunming loved this daughter, because she was not a man after all, she was ugly and gradually became estranged. In this special environment, Xiaohe's thinking concept has also become different from ordinary people, and he can become bold according to local conditions, and he will also become squeamish in disguise.

Xiaohe has always kept in mind what his uncle Changle King said to himself: I want not to be hurt. It must be wrapped in a thick layer of camouflage. If you can't see through and can't find your vital point, you can naturally avoid the knife that stabs you from the face.

Yang Tianhong pursed his lips and said seriously: "I hope we are good brothers." But I'm a good-natured person, and I can't watch you never get married. ”

Xiaohe's heart moved, but his face pretended to be disgusted: "Hey, I warn you not to beat my idea." This is the Guozijian Library, not your back garden. ”

Yang Tianhong laughed, revealing two rows of white teeth: "Hey, hey, hey, what if I want the overlord to make a bow?" There are only two of us here. You shouted and no one came to help you. ”

He smiled wildly, like a gentleman who had taken a fancy to a beautiful woman. When the street robbed the people's daughter, it looked like that.

Xiaohe felt that his heart was beating hard, and he also had an indescribable fear, his face changed involuntarily, he swallowed the food in his mouth indiscriminately, instinctively took a few steps back, and shouted in his mouth: "You." Don't come here. I'm joking with you, really kidding. ”

The expression on Yang Tianhong's face became even wilder. He salivated and deliberately made an anxious look, his hands outstretched, like a playboy was encircling a weak girl with no way to escape left and right. "Hahahaha" laughed and said, "You run! I see where you can run?"

Xiaohe's eyes widened.

It was the first time she had encountered such a situation. I don't know if Yang Tianhong is joking, or is he suddenly lustful, and he really wants to knock himself down here?

Just when Yang Tianhong's fingers were about to touch the corner of Xiao Heyi's clothes, he suddenly stopped moving forward, and he didn't know when there was a delicate and small jade bottle in his hand.

"Hold, this is for you. ”

Xiaohe hesitated for a moment and took the bottle. She gently uncorked the bottle and immediately smelled a faint fragrance that was refreshing.

"What's, what is this?"

When he was questioned, Yang Tianhong had already changed his body, and he was very agile enough to bypass Xiaohe and walk up the stairs leading to the second floor of the Library Pavilion. Behind him, a string of voices was left behind.

"This time, I happened to pick some herbs and refine a few elixirs. This elixir has a good effect on freckle removal and beauty, you tried to take it. If it's not enough, ask me again. ”

Xiaohe held the jade bottle hard, his eyes trembled slightly, and his expression was full of mixed feelings.

Of course, she remembered what Yang Tianhong said when he left. At that time, he said that he would refine an elixir for himself that could remove the black birthmarks on his face. Xiaohe didn't have much hope for this, but he didn't expect that Yang Tianhong had always kept it in mind.

......

On the third floor of the Library Pavilion, Xiang Guang, the king of Changle, looked at the jade bottle handed over by Xiaohe with great interest, and slowly stroked the long beard on his chest.

"Dispelling elixir, ranked the fifth grade of the immortal elixir. In terms of grade alone, it is even higher than the Yuan Qi Pill. ”

Since announcing that he would not compete with Emperor Shunming for the throne and completely withdrew from the imperial court, Xiang Guang, the king of Changle, has long been out of business. All his free time is spent reading. After reading more books, I am naturally more familiar with some of the rules and secrets of the cultivation world than ordinary people.

Not all pills can be used to replenish qi and solid yuan, and not all pills can soar to the previous session after eating. The reason why the pill has the word "medicine" is that its original intention is to relieve all kinds of negative states on human beings. and the condition. When the ancient monks first refined the elixir, they only regarded it as a medicine. As for the concept of "Dan", it was formed in the middle and late antiquity. After all, at that time, the aura of heaven and earth was very abundant, and the monk could practice smoothly without taking pills.

Strictly speaking, the elixir is a type of elixir that is specially refined for women. It's like when a woman has her period every month. A tampon must be placed under the buttocks. It is said that the reason why this elixir was able to come out was that an ancient monk felt that his wife's appearance was really ugly, and in order to match his handsome and chic self, he spent his efforts to develop the elixir. The effect of this elixir really lived up to expectations, and after the monk's wife took it, her skin became tender and smooth in just a few months, white and red, even more pink than a newborn baby. Looking at the glamorous wife. The monk also felt very pleased, so he took his beautiful wife with a makeover through the streets and alleys, showing off again and again in front of everyone.

A woman's mind can never be understood by a man. The woman was originally ugly and felt shameless. Suddenly, he changed from a saltless appearance to a peerless face like Daji, and a lot of thoughts followed. There has never been a shortage of suitors around beautiful women, and those people don't care if you are married or not, whether you have a husband or not. It's like drinking ecstasy soup and launching a fierce charge towards the beauty, desperate to spend a lot of money. racked his brains to create a romantic environment, and his mouth was like honey smeared with all kinds of sweet words...... The woman had long been inferior to herself, and had been hiding in her home, and had never seen such an overwhelming army of suitors, so she was soon overcome, and completely forgot about her monk husband. I also forgot that it was because of that man that I guessed that I changed my appearance from an ugly ghost to a beautiful woman.

The rest of the story becomes cliché. The woman was not a monk after all, and as the years passed, her beautiful face would be replaced by dense wrinkles. A suitor who originally held himself in the palm of his hand and held it in his mouth. I also became tired of myself, and even beat and scolded at every turn. The woman could not bear the torture, so she went to her original monk husband, cried about the hardships she had experienced over the years, and wanted to be reconciled with this original man. The monk has experienced great changes in the world, and he has long been disheartened. For the sake of the relationship between husband and wife in the past, the monk left a sum of gold and silver for the woman, destroyed the elixir of dispelling spirits, and disappeared.

This story is recorded in many texts. The name of "elixir" also spread.

Many people have tried to refine the elixir, but they can't know the original recipe material ratio. However, in order to pursue beauty, humans usually do not care about the cost. In all countries of the world, the elixir has become synonymous with all beauty products. In the capital of Chu State, there are no less than 20 pharmacies that have dispelling elixir for sale. These elixirs with the sign of "peerless beauty" are varied, including black pills, red particles, and white powders...... The way to take it is also dizzying, both oral and topical. These so-called elixirs are expensive, and they are worth dozens of taels of silver at any time. As for whether there is really a miraculous effect of whitening beauty, it can only be said that the benevolent see the benevolent, and the wise see the wise.

It is not surprising that this is the case. Counterfeiting and selling counterfeits has always been the specialty of unscrupulous businessmen. Anyway, the elixir is a legendary ethereal thing, and no one has ever seen it. Why can't the goods I sell be named the elixir? Just like there is a star in another world, why can't I give birth to a son with the same name? Is Niu Dehua your personal patent? My son must be named Niu Laogen? Niu can live?

When he had just received the jade bottle from Xiaohe's hand, King Changle instinctively thought that this was just a prop for Yang Tianhong to tease his niece. After all, since the departure of the legendary monk, there has never been a true elixir in this world.

Regarding Changle Wang's questioning, Xiaohe seemed very stubborn: "He won't lie to me." ”

King Changle uncorked the bottle, slowly smelled the pleasant aroma of the elixir, and asked with a smile: "Are you so sure? Hehe! When did our princess become so assertive? This is the first time this king has seen you speak for a man." ”

Xiaohe's face was slightly red, he lowered his head, kept twisting his handkerchief with both hands, and said in a low voice: "He said, we ...... He and I are friends. ”

"Friends?"

Changle Wang Xiang Guang is very sensitive to this word. He frowned and said lightly: "The status of the Yang family is also worthy of your status as a princess." But why do you think that kid would like you? friend...... This king believes. Based on the interaction between you and Yang Tianhong, the word "friend" is also right. Girl, I know your thoughts, uncle. That birthmark is a mountain that weighs on you. As long as you are a man in your right mind, he will not choose you as his wife. Of course, all this is without knowing your princess identity. You have to think about it. Men in the world only look at looks, money, and status. You will either always be Xiaohe, the maid who no one cares about in the library of the Guozijian Library, or you will be the prominent princess of Dachu, Xiang Wutian. Fortunately, Yang Tianhong never said anything like marrying you. Otherwise, the king will surely make your father stripped him of all his official positions, and he will be reduced to a commoner forever. ”

Xiaohe silently listened to these words of Uncle Changle Wang, and did not say a word.

"This king believes that Yang Tianhong does regard you as a friend. But that's not all. You are very lucky, Yang Tianhong is a man worthy of entrusting him for life, regardless of fame and fortune. But. Girl, don't read books and be stupid. , has always been based on mutual liking. Why do you think Yang Tianhong likes the maid Xiaohe? and not the princess Xiang Wutian? Silly girl, since she has taken a fancy to her, she must do something for the man she likes. Revealing your identity in a step-by-step manner is the most effective card in your hand. After getting along with each other for a long time, feelings gradually arise. Only then will he not care about your appearance. It is important to know that a man is a fish. If you want a fish to be hooked, you have to catch it with bait. Otherwise. You can only be a fish in the abyss forever, but you can't retreat and close the net after all. ”

King Changle is a person from the past. has a unique view on the relationship between men and women.

He loves Xiaohe's niece very much, and he also understands Xiaohe's feelings for Yang Tianhong. From childhood to adulthood, Xiaohe has been in contact with many male companions, but only Yang Tianhong is the only sincere. As Xiaohe said. Yang Tianhong regarded her as a friend. As for the other men, they all hated the huge black birthmark on her face. In this regard, King Changle was very helpless, although he asked people for treatment in many ways, but it was still ineffective. In time. King Changle also faded his mind to make his niece beautiful, and instead wanted to make a fuss about his niece's princess status. Anyway, before you kick your legs and swallow your breath, you must find a happy home for your niece Xiaohe, that is, the princess of Dachu Xiang Wutian.

Xiaohe was a little overwhelmed. She thought for a long time and slowly asked, "Uncle, I'm ...... What to do?"

Xiang Guang, the king of Changle, showed a kind smile: "Do you like Yang Tianhong?"

Despite being a little shy, Xiaohe nodded.

King Changle continued to ask, "Do you want to marry him?"

Xiaohe showed a wry smile on his face: "Looking at the world, if there is no identity of Princess Da Chu, I am afraid that only he may be willing to marry me." ”

King Changle said meaningfully: "Yang Tianhong regards you as a friend. ”

Xiao He nodded again and said, "There are so many people coming and going in the Library Pavilion, only he really respects me and doesn't sneer at me verbally. ”

King Changle smiled: "This kind of thing can only be understood but not spoken. This king should help you, and he will naturally help. However, if you want help with everything, it's like waiting for the pie to fall from the sky. According to your heart, you can do what you want! Yang Tianhong's kid is still a good specimen among men. At least, he's just returned from Mount Hesse, and he's remembered that you were a friend in the prison. ”

After a pause, King Changle returned the jade bottle in his hand to Xiaohe, and said lightly: "Since it is what he gave you, you will put it away yourself." The elixir is a miraculous medicine of antiquity, and the pill has long been lost. No matter where Yang Tianhong got this thing from, and what the effect is, it is all his kindness. When he was young, he loved to drink, and a friend once brought a bottle of grape wine from a foreign land. Although it is not a rare wine in small quantities, it does not require a unique wine to drink. Two old friends who know each other sit together, even if it is a plate of salted boiled peanuts and a jar of turbid wine and yogurt, they will still feel that it is the supreme delicacy in the world, and there is nothing to replace. ”

Hearing this, Xiaohe smiled.

She uncorked the bottle, poured out a elixir from it, swallowed it with her neck tilted, and said with a smile: "What he gave me must be good." ”

King Changle couldn't help but feel amused by Xiaohe's words, so he pretended to be funny and asked, "It's like the breakfast he brought you before, the porridge and the baked cakes?"

Xiaohe smiled happily: "There are also soy milk fritters, steamed buns and hot steamed buns." ”

......

After a few months of not seeing, Gu Ling became more slick and more able to speak.

"I always thought you were being ravaged by countless female beasts in the Hessian mountains. Look at your healthy appearance, muscular, and all the parts of your body are extremely thick, it must be the female beast of the Hessian mountains that you have ravaged wantonly. Maybe one day a monster with a human head and a beast body will emerge from the ground, hug your thighs, and call you Daddy. ”

"With the water-avoiding Golden Eye Beast and Xuan Tianjun swaggering through the market, you have become the biggest celebrity in the capital during this time. However, there are also quite a few people who say that you are a broomstick star. The front foot entered the Lu family with the wild beast, and then the Lu family was caught by the court with evidence of rebellion and beheaded all over the house. I really don't know if I should say that you are a lucky star or a disaster star?" )