49. A guide to survival in another space that even a monkey can read

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"No matter how many times you come, it makes people feel so beautiful. Du Yu sighed bluntly.

The most powerful evidence is Ye Xuenuo's reaction, the camera in his hand never stopped for a moment, one moment to shoot the clear blue sky and sea, one moment to shoot the pure white apple blossoms hanging on the branches, one moment to shoot the luxury cruise ship moored in the port, and the other time to shoot the crowd of leisurely vacations......

"It's worthy of A-grade blood, and it was resurrected in such a short time. Chen Ling held on to the guardrail and looked at the energetic Ye Xuenuo, with a hint of jealousy in his admiring tone.

Talent has not been equal since ancient times, we can't choose, we can only accept!

"If you can't, don't hold on. Although he was also in a bad state, Long Yang still stubbornly damaged Chen Ling, and in the other party's vicious gaze, he flattered Ye Xuenuo and introduced: "Tianyou Harbor is the only passage to the earth, the means of transportation is a cruise ship, and no way other than taking a boat will be effective, and those who try to challenge this point have been lost in the white mist rising from the sea and become a floating corpse on the sea." ”

The times are advancing, science and technology are changing with each passing day, and technology is developing rapidly, which is a different space hidden in the corner of history, which has also undergone earth-shaking changes.

In Celtic mythology, access to Avalon was only possible by taking a boat and under the guidance of the elves, but in this day and age, the boats have become luxury cruise ships, and the elven guides have become captains, with high salaries, good benefits, and more than a month of paid vacation every year......

If these changes were known to the old-fashioned mythologists on Earth, they would be dumbfounded, and then furious, refusing to admit that the island was the ideal land of human dreams.

"Alas, give me an explosion when you charge it!"

Smelling the sour smell of youth romance comedy all over the beach, Raleigh thanked for the side effects of potions for the first time, and his eyes that had lost his sight did not need to be shown affection by the couples who came and went, and stepped into the rhythm of being fed dog food.

"It's a scary place!"

Dong Rui knocked a few motion sickness pills and felt a little more comfortable, but when he saw that he was surrounded by men wearing only one pair of swimming trunks, showing off his muscles in the bright sun, and his bad memories recovered, his body couldn't stop trembling.

"Well, isn't it, we were the first to arrive?" Lydia looked suspiciously, not seeing the familiar figure, pouted, and said dissatisfiedly, "No matter, let's go to the ship and wait first." ”

"Wait?"

"Is there anyone else but us?"

"If yes, that's great!"

Puzzled by Luo Lijun's speech, Du Yu asked, "Why?"

"In the face of Dong Rui's aura of bad luck, it is impossible to rely on a few of us, but if there are 'well-wishers' who are willing to share the misfortune, there may be a turnaround. Raleigh said with deep feelings.

When Du Yu heard this, his eyes lit up, he gave a thumbs up, and praised: "That's reasonable!"

Seeing that the others agreed to agree, Dong Rui's heart was so tired that he wanted to find a place where no one lived in seclusion and cut off contact with the world from then on.

"Don't worry about chatting, let's go. Lydia led the group aboard a cruise ship built for pleasure, and then, as if by trick, brought a box of books out of thin air, and distributed one to each person, suggesting, "If you are bored, read this book, it will help you in the rest of your trip." ”

"Oh my God, the thickness of two English-Chinese dictionaries ......"

"If necessary, it can be used to block bullets, but it is a little heavier and difficult to carry. ”

"You're stupid, this is used as a blunt weapon, specifically to knock on the stick. ”

"Let me take a look, the title of the book "A Guide to Survival in Another Space that Even a Monkey Can Read" is too bunker!"

"Wait, the author's name is 'Is my avatar awesome?', which is commendable. ”

"Like!"

"An unreliable pen name, an unreliable book title, an unreliable director's recommendation, is this book reliable?"

"It's all weird titles, what's going on?" The first book alone surprised everyone, and the stacked ones below were even more interesting, Du Yu held up several of them, and said speechlessly: ""Monster Version of the Grass Compendium", "Thirty Days of Accelerated Magic Lecture", "Learn Hebrew with Amoeba Protozoa", "100 Ways to Learn Rune Runes by Doing It", "What H Cup Taught Me", "How to Conquer a Handsome Boy", "Zhu Danxi Ancestral Urine Therapy Method: Drink Your Own Urine to Cure Your Own Disease"...... I always feel like there's a lot of irrelevant books mixed up. ”

"Ah, these two books are mine. ”

Lydia snatched "What the H Cup Taught Me" and "How to Conquer a Handsome Boy" from Du Yu, ignored everyone's sympathetic gaze, and played a one-click change of dress with her strength, and changed into a black bikini full of lace and folds.

Du Yu stared at the Gobi on Lydia's chest with a serious face, shook his head and said, "H-cover?"

"The director's secondary sex characteristics have been around for thousands of years, right? Raleigh sighed.

Chen Ling hugged his arms and said disdainfully: "Instead of reading the self-deceptive book, it is better to go directly to the hospital for breast augmentation surgery." ”

"Yes, silicone is the greatest invention of mankind, the gospel of women. Jiushi Longyang echoed.

"You're going too far. Seeing that Lydia was on the verge of exploding, Dong Rui hurriedly came forward to explain: "The small chest is full of innocence and hope, and the big one is full of warmth and nobility. However, there is no superiority or inferiority in size. They should all be equally cute beings. That's right, boobs are love ......"

“......”

Ye Xuenuo first looked at Lydia's chest, then lowered his head to compare with his own career line, and then showed a winning expression, and at the same time, this expression gave Lydia the final blow.

The girl only felt that the thread called reason in her head was broken, and with a black face, she glared at the people who were talking, and said angrily: "Hey, if I don't speak, the more you talk about it, the more you talk about it, it's too long?"

Lydia, who adheres to the motto "Life is like a play, it all depends on acting", it is difficult to tell from her words and deeds whether she is really angry or feigned to be angry, but whether it is true or not, there must be sacrifices.

The captain immediately made a decision, launched a killer feature named Du Yu, and whispered: "Go and coax her, don't come back if you can't do it." ”

Inexplicably pushed in front of Lydia by Chen Ling, Du Yu subconsciously looked at the angry girl in front of him, her long soft golden hair was tied into a ponytail, her delicate facial features were like CG and she couldn't find any flaws, her complexion was even whiter against the black swimsuit, a large number of folds concealed the lack of her chest, and her exposed limbs were so slender that she was pitiful.

"......" In the silence for dozens of seconds, Du Yu desperately searched for words from his memory, and said embarrassedly: "This swimsuit suits you very well, it looks good." ”

Speaking of which, except for Zhao Lin'er, he rarely talks to other girls, let alone shy praise, so he lacks experience, and his lines are old-fashioned and lack of novelty.

This is also a helpless thing, even if he wants to talk to a girl to accumulate experience, he will only be regarded as a conversation by the other party, and then affectionately perform "ten moves to refuse", and the suspicious will take this as a ******, shouting loudly "Uncle policeman, this is this person".

Whether it's the former or the latter, it's always the unsightly man who gets hurt!

Ahh

Hearing the praise that racked her brains to speak, Lydia's mood instantly turned cloudy, covered her face and blushed, and said happily: "Are you excited?"

Du Yu's head was slammed from behind, why did these hateful guys happily push him into the abyss of crime!

"Well, I'm very happy. ”

“......”

Du Yu was stunned, his love experience was not enough to see through the authenticity of the smile in front of him, let alone guess Lydia's true thoughts.

However, if she can smile and say happy, then he will ......

Lydia tilted her head to meet Du Yu's tangled gaze, and asked suspiciously, "What's wrong?"

"No, it's fine. ”

In fact, when Du Yu began to care about the authenticity of the smile on Lydia's face, it already showed that she occupied a certain weight in his heart.

"Hmm, I seem to smell the sour smell of youth romance comedy. ”

Ignoring Raleigh's crazy words as usual, Lydia looked worried and asked, "What are you weird about today?"

Du Yu shook his head, shook off the unknown feelings in his heart, and said with a forced smile: "It's really fine, maybe it's because it's a little sundry outside, and my head can't stand it for a while, just rest for a while." ”

"I see, I have a solution. ”

I didn't see Lydia make any special movements, but the temperature around her plummeted without warning, making everyone in cool clothes couldn't help but shiver, and their breathing was accompanied by white gas, and they all glared at Du Yu angrily.

Noticing the blaming gaze of his colleague, Du Yu's expression stiffened, and he said angrily: "Don't go too far, is it my fault?"

"Director, don't use magic casually, our bodies won't be able to stand it. Chen Ling hugged his arms and trembled, patiently persuading.

Jiushi Longyang was very clever, immediately took off his shirt, draped it on Ye Xuenuo's shoulders, and said softly: "Don't get cold." ”

In order to brush up Ye Xuenuo's favorability, Jiushi Longyang showed the strength of a veteran Galgame player, and saw the stitches.

If you don't set up a flag, you don't have a good feeling!

Dong Rui stabbed Luo Lizhuo, an outstanding member of the FFF group, and said strangely: "It's really rare, you don't want to stop it?"

"For the sake of fellowship...... For Nana......" Raleigh clenched his fists, gritted his teeth, and shouted: "I endured it!"

Dong Rui shook his head and sighed: "It's a very realistic reason, it's worthy of you." ”

"Can't you think of a way without gossiping......?"

"To untie the bell, you have to tie the bell, the old way. ”

"I don't believe these two don't have an adulterous relationship!"

"I can't say, that's the director, I can't deny the possibility of using Du Yu to pass the time. ”

"Hmph, spare him a dog's life. ”

After a fair discussion between several people, Du Yu was once again promoted as a sacrifice, and the burden of persuading Lord Lydia fell on his shoulders.