I came to the "Yipinxian" restaurant in advance at half past five, and today, I didn't ask for a seat, but just found a secluded corner in the lobby. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info

I called the skinny monkey: "Hey, are you dressed up?"

"Brother Zhang, I'm sticking my beard, and I'll be dressed up right away. Brother Zhang, let me scare people in the hotel today?" asked the thin monkey.

"Don't ask, come over in disguise. You enter the lobby of the hotel, sit down in a seat not far from me, and then come back when I call you. Remember: don't come to my table. I confessed.

"Got it. The thin monkey obediently agreed.

I had just hung up the phone on the skinny monkey when the little widow arrived. I saw her carrying a plastic bag and walking over with a smile.

"Brother Zhang, you're early. The little widow glanced at the wall clock in the lobby and said, "I thought you had a seat, but when I asked the waiter, I said you didn't have a seat." ”

"Haha... Today, I want to invite you to watch a play, so I sat in the lobby. I laughed.

"Brother Zhang, is there a play in the lobby of this hotel tonight?" the little widow asked curiously.

"It's not. I want to put on a play for you. I said quietly.

The little widow looked at me suspiciously, and asked puzzledly, "Brother Zhang, which play are you playing?"

I winked mischievously and said, "You'll find out later." ”

The little widow sat down, looked at me and said, "Brother Zhang, I think you're weird tonight." ”

"What's wrong with me?" I asked with a smile.

"It's like it's cunning, and it's like it's joking with me. The little widow said quietly.

I looked at the plastic bag in the little widow's hand and asked, "What did you buy, such a big bag?"

"Brother Zhang, this is the sweater and wool pants I gave you. The little widow said excitedly, "After dinner, I will accompany you home and let you try to see if it fits." ”

"Will you go home with me?" I smiled and said, "Or I'll send you home and try it on at your house." Otherwise, I will have to send you home, running back and forth, wouldn't it be a ruin to run the wrong way? ”

"Oh, I didn't think of that, really, look at my brain. The little widow patted her head with remorse, and said, "Let me run away in vain." ”

"Cuihua, I didn't mention it in vain, at least, I could see the sweater and woolen pants earlier. As I spoke, I took the plastic bag from the little widow's hand and took out my sweater and sweaters.

"Ahh I've never worn such a beautiful sweater or pants in my life. ”

"Brother Zhang, do you really like it?" the little widow asked with relief.

"I like it, I love it so much. I stroked my sweater and pants and said, "This is the first time I've worn a hand-made sweater or pants." ”

The little widow smiled and asked, "Didn't your mother give you a sweater or woolen pants?"

"Hee-hee... My mom can cook, but she doesn't make sweaters. I replied.

"Brother Zhang, the set I'm giving you now is thin and will be worn in autumn. I'll give you another set of thick ones to wear in winter, and that's it. The little widow said.

"Ah, sweaters and pants are still in winter?" I asked, puzzled.

"Brother Zhang, now that the living conditions are better, it's autumn and winter. In the past, when the economic conditions were not good, there were no sweaters and woolen pants to wear. The little widow said.

"Forget it, one set is enough, don't bother to help me fight again. I said.

"How's that going to work? Brother Zhang, I am your brother, I don't serve you well, who else do I serve. The little widow said affectionately.

"Did you call your son?" I asked.

When the little widow heard me mention her son, her face suddenly turned ugly. She said depressedly: "I called my son, who sent it? To be honest, I didn't dare to go back." ”

"Cuihua, you're ready, let Ding Fei send it to you. Otherwise, send it to Ding Shuiping. I came up with an idea.

To be honest, I don't dare to go back to Xiaoliuzhuang, those young people still remember me. I thought to myself: they didn't beat me twice, but I was afraid that they would be angry, and as long as they had the opportunity, they would definitely retaliate against me.

As the saying goes: A good man doesn't eat the immediate loss, so I won't know that there are tigers in the mountains, and I prefer to go to the tiger mountains.

"Yes, send it to my cousin Ding Shuiping and ask her to hand it over. The little widow said happily.

I thought to myself: I have to think of a way to get the little widow's son back, or she will not marry again in this life, and she will stare at me to breed her.

As I was talking, I saw the skinny monkey come in from outside. So, I said, "Cuihua, if you see that madman from last night again, you won't be afraid, will you?"

"Brother Zhang, it's in a restaurant now, how can a madman run here? Even if he does, he will be driven away by the waiter. The little widow said nonchalantly.

"Cuihua, do you remember the skinny monkeys of the archaeological team?" I asked.

"Remember, a very clever young man, when he was in Xiaoliuzhuang, he took care of me very much. Always help me with things. Once, when I was cooking in the kitchen, the toad mirror came running to tease me, and the skinny monkey ran in to relieve me. The little widow said.

"Cuihua, that madman last night was dressed as a skinny monkey. I said quietly.

"Ahh No way. That madman last night was forty or fifty years old. ”

"Cuihua, the thin monkey is dressed up, with a fake beard on his chin, and a few wrinkles on his face, so he looks like a man of forty or fifty years old. I explained.

"Brother Zhang, why does the thin monkey want to pretend to be a madman to scare me?

"Cuihua, someone asked the thin monkey to tease you, so the thin monkey had to do it. I said.

"Who let the thin monkey tease me?" the little widow was taken aback and asked, "Is it from Xiao Liuzhuang?"

I shook my head and said, "The people of Xiao Liuzhuang will not be so arrogant, nor will they be so vicious. Now, the person who instructed the skinny monkey has not yet appeared, and it is not known who he is. It will soon be figured out, though. ”

"Brother Zhang, if it wasn't for someone from Xiao Liuzhuang who did it, then it's weird. I have not been in the city for long, and I have not offended anyone, so how can anyone want to harm me?" said the little widow inexplicably.

"Cuihua, let me tell you: the city is very complicated, and sometimes, although you have not offended anyone, someone will still harm you. "I took the opportunity to educate the little widow.

"Why is that? Could it be that the bad guys have eaten enough and have nothing to do?" asked the little widow, puzzled.

"Cuihua, let's use an analogy, if someone hates me, he will be angry with you when he sees you approaching me. This is called: the city gate is on fire, and the fish in the pond are affected. I figuratively said.