Chapter 122: We're just mentally rebelling
Li Que and Baihu were speechless, but this can't really be done, if they really do it, they are also sand sculptures.
In the end, the two of them couldn't think of any way, and in desperation, Li Que flipped through the mall system to see if there was anything suitable.
I don't know if I don't see it, there really is one, which can be regarded as God's help.
"Super God Transformation Pill, a disposable, can be transformed into any form if eaten. ”
Li Que bought one and told Baihu and Huang Huang directly, and then Huang Huang was excited.
Howling loudly, I want to become the Prince of Fire, I want to become the Qingyun Fairy.
Li Que told him that it was better to change into a human race, after all, what he said must have come to participate in the Ten Thousand Races Conference.
Huang Huang also nodded, ate the pill, and half an hour later, a simple young man appeared in front of the two, and now everything was over.
Then Li Que took Huang Huang and returned directly to the territory of the human race, and along the way he also explained a bunch of things to pay attention to, don't cause trouble, don't change around, just follow Lin Qiaoshui and a few people to live in the inn.
Then when he saw Lin Qiaoshui and a few people, he also explained, and then left with confidence.
Walking on the road, he suddenly thought, what should I do if I wait for Lin Qiaoshui and a few people, let's buy a few more super god transformation pills, but when I look at it again, it just happened to be gone, it was like a flash in the pan, and it disappeared from the list.
Li Que sighed, and then stopped thinking, let's take one step at a time.
Then they found the white tiger again, and the two of them headed towards the place of the demon clan together.
And just above Li Que's head, I don't know how far away, and I don't know why the two of them are in Lu Dandan and Duojin on top of their heads, and now a little situation has happened.
The two of them now have blue noses and swollen faces, water and fire are inviolable, and Lu Dandan, who used to have no pain, also covered his face and howled, how miserable the voice was.
Duo Jin, who has a bodyguard, also has a nosebleed flying out, sprinkled with white clouds and blue sky, and is also crying heartbreakingly.
They didn't know what was going on, but they were just rubbed by a few birds.
In fact, this is the territory of the demon clan, and the two of them are curious to go to the holy city of the demon clan to play, this is not good, a few big birds flew out of the holy city, and there was a fat beating around them, and then their breath must have been remembered, and they must not be able to enter the demon clan.
They have nothing to say, now they don't want to follow Li Que, in fact, what kind of dragon is on Duojin, shrimp soldiers and crab generals, they are also considered demon clans, but they are all superb, and they are no longer complete demon clans, they are also half weapons, half pendants or something.
In addition, you can't use divine power casually in the lower grade realm, Shengwei, so there is no way to blend in.
The two could only watch Li Que and Baihu go farther and farther, and finally the two glanced at each other, smiled in unison, and then discussed whether there was a way to enter the demon clan as well.
"Which clan, which clan, name, age, height and weight, hobbies, what you like to eat and drink, where to protect the forest or ocean, how to cultivate, what kind of talent, how many wives, how many mothers, how many fathers?"
When he arrived at the gate of a city, Li Que encountered strange things, and they were really strange everywhere.
There are so many questions, and a few unrealistic questions, how did you think of this big brother, it's too routine.
Is this investigating the missing person or tracking down some murderer, Li Que complained at first, and then he answered honestly, because this white tiger is an honest answer, the guest is as the host, and the local customs are followed, he still abides by it.
"Cattle clan, cattle clan, Huang Huang Huang, fifteen years old, human form height of one meter seventy-five, cow form one meter, human form weight one hundred and twenty-five pounds, cow form two hundred and fifty pounds, my hobby is cultivation, love to eat grass, drink water, guard the tiger forest in Qingzhou, cultivate as a martial king, talent in the middle, no wife, no Taoist couple, a father and a mother. ”
Li Que stumbled to answer all these questions, and then realized that the horse-faced man on the other side looked at him a little wrong.
It was a look with a little nostalgia, a little anxious anger, and a little sadness.
Then the horse-faced man ran away, yes, he ran without saying anything, and he turned into a group of black horses as he ran, galloping on the floor of the city wall, which was only two meters wide, rubbing, rubbing.
Running and slipping, and howling loudly, "Attention, attention, everyone! The damn cow is back, everyone must protect their brains from being attacked!"
Bai Hu also smiled awkwardly, but he forgot to tell Li Que about this.
In this way, the two of them went directly into the city, and Li Que found that as long as someone saw him, he was anxious, angry, hesitant, and faintly sad.
He smiled, and walked past each of the puppeteers without making a sound.
Everyone was a little stunned at this moment, but then fear crept over the faces of most of them, lingering.
"Brother Pig, isn't this guy doing some new tricks? ”
"I think this guy has played no less than a thousand new tricks, what a women's clothing boss, what a peerless sword fairy, what I am a good person, what I cultivate as a lowly person, my talent is short, what I love everyone, everyone loves me. ”
"Yes, this time I guess what kind of noble princess goddess, what kind of cold prince. ”
"Don't be fooled!
Li Que also heard everyone's discussions, which made him feel as if he had entered a new world, why didn't he understand it at all, wasn't he the most talented cow in the Niu clan, how could so many people be frightened, and the white tiger also twisted and pinched for a while before telling Li Que the truth.
After knowing the truth, Li Que regretted it very much, and there was anxiety in his eyes, a faint sadness, no, a faint sorrow.
He's worried about his brothers in Hundred Beast City right now, are you all right?
What Bai Hu said to him was that this talent was the most wasteful, and it was indeed a bit useless in terms of cultivation talent, but it was only a martial arts talent, just a cultivation true qi talent.
As for other places, when Huang Huang was there, he didn't dare to tell Li Que in front of Huang Huang, on the way here, Baihu didn't know how to speak, and finally thought, anyway, Li Que is just going to mix, then everything happens Li Que will be safe and sound.
Now that Li Que has asked, he can't stop talking.
Huang Huang only has one shortcoming, that is, his true qi talent is not good, of course, it is just a shortcoming in Huang Huang's own mouth.
He also has a few more prominent points, the first of which is that the mouth cannon is invincible, scaring the sky and the air, and blowing up the entire Shenwu world.
A mouth is ever-changing, you can scold people tactfully, you can complain about people without traces, you can make people be insulted without noticing, or you can directly use unreasonable words to scold people and reasonable teachers vomit blood on the spot.
Li Que has already understood the power of this mouth, although there is no vigorous scolding behavior, but this high-level and leveled way will anger people invisibly.
The second characteristic is the physical body, he is not invulnerable, nor is he invincible, his physical body has a seemingly weak batch of double standard attributes that are actually strong to the sky.
That is, you can absorb the IQ of others and transform it into the nourishment needed for the improvement of your own physical realm.
Huang Huang himself doesn't know this, because his IQ is not as high as high, and low is not as low.
This point is defined by other people's experiences, and it is clear to talk about two things that happened back then.
The first thing is that Huang Huang was actually twins when he was born, and within five years, he and his siblings grew up happily and steadily, but people found that things were going wrong.
Huang Huang often said that some people are small and angry, but his siblings are simple and can't speak, and they can't even call their parents.
Now he became a stupid cow, and sure enough, in the end, the stupid cow called dad with a rabbit every day, and called mom with a wild boar.
On his fifth birthday, his brother actually asked his father to call him grandpa, and then the stupid cow was put under house arrest, and I don't know what happened until now.
People didn't notice that it was the reason for this yellowness, but they just felt stupid by nature.
But in the next few years, everything came to light.
On Huang Huang's tenth birthday, his father and mother set up a banquet for him, inviting his parents' relatives and friends, Huang Huang's own relatives and friends.
Then, his parents said an incredible thing that day, and the two of them were going to rebel.
Say that the world is big and I am the biggest, people are crazy and demons are crazy, and I am the king of the demon clan.
This frightened the crowd of relatives and friends, and then they asked him in disbelief why the couple were like this.
The answer of the two is, for death, for children, for life.
Then the others all fled, they didn't dare to shout any rebellion, no wonder these two couples have been muttering something every day for the past few years, doing something incredible to them every day.
For example, you don't need to eat with your mouth, for example, you don't have to touch when you fight, for example, you don't eat your legs, for example, you have to practice the swordsmanship, alchemy, formation, and poetry of the human race.
These are the words that the couple often said, they had a bottom line at that time, but they just thought that the two were joking, who knew that they would shout rebellion later.
This matter spread quickly, and the elders of the Niu clan naturally wanted to come out to carry it out, but they didn't believe it.
I asked the two of them, and although the words of the two got rid of the crime of betrayal, they also stinked for 10,000 years, making people feel stupid.
"Why do you say rebellion, are you joking, are you really stupid. ”
"Why do we rebel? Why do we rebel, isn't it good to eat grass happily, we are not stupid, we are just rebelling mentally, and we will never do it in practice. ”
"You must be very disappointed, hehe, it is to disappoint you, let your mentality explode, we rebel spiritually or even spiritually, that is, we do not rebel physically, and we do not let you people with souls like grass succeed. ”