Chapter 14, Come on! Hurt each other!
"Oh, Si Zuo Yang Di, oh kind of death Ren Wu Jiang Li swollen that is a mysterious pet egg that is much to be dropped. Pen Fun Pavilion www.biquge.info because of the poor recitation of the drip practice to do the table, so Yile, the delay on the inverted recitation until the thick line slightly drip rub (oh, that's right, I'm the much-anticipated mysterious pet egg in the task reward. Because I don't know why, the system sister is missing the time coordinates of the teleportation.,So,The delay is inverted and the teleportation position has a slight deviation.。 )”
Zhao Xiaoqian looked at this Wang Ba indifferently. Mu Ran looked at this Wang Ba, who couldn't hear the local dialect.....
It's the alternation of night and dawn.
The hazy dividing line between the new day and the old one.
Between such heaven and earth, a man and a turtle sit on the ground, silent with each other.
The turtle claims to be the reward for the mission.
But Zhao Xiaoqian didn't believe it, or he didn't want to believe it, but in order not to disturb his cute brother's rest, he didn't argue with him on the spot. Instead, he carried this big king who weighed at least 100 kilograms and went outside the house.
In fact, for being carried out by Zhao Xiaoqian, the turtle said that he actually refused, after all, it is also a normal male creature, and it will inevitably feel a little ashamed to be held by another male. But its crawling speed really made Zhao Xiaoqian anxious...
"So... Are you a mission reward?"
Zhao Xiaoqian covered his chest and looked at this Wang Ba and asked, he only felt extremely congested now.
Lie, right, what about the crazy drag and cool bombardment war pet? Don't think about you what kind of Vermilion Bird Green Dragon or something, after all, we haven't charged any money. But you can give a tiger and a lion to be more powerful. No matter how stingy you are, you should give a hairball rabbit or something cute, then I can use it to bubble my sister. What do you want me to do with it?
It's just here to disgust me!
"Why are you talking as a fool, Oh Si sent up to help your local partner know!(How can you talk about this fool?, I am the partner sent from above to help you!)" But he didn't want to, but the cute turtle was not happy when he heard this. Said with a dissatisfied reproach.
Where is Zhao Xiaoqian in the mood to fight with it now, waved his hand and said, "It's not important. ”
"Pecking at the Black Counts (It's Important) !!" may seem a bit silly, but this is clearly a very principled and self-respecting turtle.
"Good, good, good. It's very important, okay, I'll apologize for my inappropriate words!" Zhao Xiaoqian apologized perfunctorily without sincerity and enthusiasm.
The turtle pouted, waved its paws, and said in a large tone of an adult: "You have never been willing to do anything, but oh the nose mirror Si Sen, the young forest monk has a demeanor, and the nine walls round lead you." (Although you are not sincere at all, I am a divine beast after all, and I have a sacred bearing, so I reluctantly forgive you). ”
"Didn't you say that it was a pet egg?" Zhao Xiaoqian, who was still unwilling, questioned himself.
When the turtle heard this, he wrinkled his scalp and said dissatisfiedly: "Why did you do it yesterday? Don't you play four lines, oh and so on, you are qualified to come out to talk, it is too boring to expand the inside." (Why are you so serious? Isn't it just a formality, I came out by myself in a hurry, the shell is too stuffy.) )”
"You really came out of the egg with such a big guy?" Zhao Xiaoqian asked indomitively.
"Otherwise, you're tired? Nanfang Zeng Oh can still jump from the four heads? Oh, it's not a monkey. (Otherwise, I can still jump out of the cracks in the rocks? I'm not a monkey.) The turtle said impatiently. "What is there to deceive about making and sprinkling a good piece of silver?"
"I warn you not to complain about Ang casually, I can't understand your original dialect in the first place!" Zhao Xiaoqian patted his thigh and shouted.
"There are a lot of love needles, no matter what, oh can also be past, the nose mirror is our sister just coarse, and we need to splash everything. (There are so many things, so I can understand it, after all, we just met, and it takes time to run in)" The turtle seemed to have a good temper, and he didn't get angry too much. But he muttered that he didn't play: "It's good to be able to give up painting, and I still peck and pick and choose, and I can't be satisfied." Love... Now the drip people.. Ninety-four Thai axe chisel. (It's good to be able to speak, but I don't know how to be satisfied at all.) Alas, people nowadays are just too impetuous). ”
"Shut up! I'll ask, you say!!" Zhao Xiaoqian collapsed again and slapped his thigh.
"Stars star.. You V, you V... (Okay, okay, you ask, you ask)" Turtle nodded.
"You said you came out of the shell by yourself, but what about the shell?" Zhao Xiaoqian began to interrogate, he looked the turtle up and down. This turtle's broken mouth doesn't look like it was just born.
"This Le (eaten). The turtle replied truthfully.
"Eat, eat?!" Zhao Xiaoqian couldn't understand. Can't put it, it's so big, how big is the eggshell, how edible is this? Is the eggshell so delicious?
What a play, is it delicious~~~
"Otherwise, Oh, the expansion of the subset, oh can't you do this? Oh porcelain is not a porcelain bowl, oh also give the tired monk a point? (Otherwise, I can't eat my own shell, I can't eat it yet, I'll give you some left?" The turtle classmate glared and said confidently.
Zhao Xiaoqian looked at this Wang Ba and was speechless.
"Forget it, it's up to you. Zhao Xiaoqian covered his face and accepted his life. "The king is the king..."
"Oh, just fuck your brother's mouth, you Suo Sui Wang Ba, you Suo Sui Wang Ba!! you Cai Wang Ba! Your whole family teases Wang Ba!!" the turtle classmate snapped his thighs angrily.
"You dare to scold me!" Zhao Xiaoqian said he couldn't bear it.
"Oh tired of scolding? Oh tired of scolding, oh tired of scolding! Oh make up the order to get tired of scolding, oh and greasy, teach you how to play the baby (I scold you, I scold you, I scold you, I want to scold you, I want to scold you, I want to cut you!Teach you how to be a baby!" The turtle said that he couldn't bear it!
"Come on, come on, come on, hurt each other!!" Zhao Xiaoqian was quite intense, rolled up his sleeves and stood up.
"Oh Zhuo cut his temper Oh the foundation said, tired of waiting, tired of waiting for Oh and waiting (I tell you about my little temper, you wait, you wait for me)!" staring at the two red eyes, he 'rushed' towards Zhao Xiaoqian with a snort.
It took about five seconds to get a distance of about two meters.
These five seconds almost calmed down Zhao Xiaoqian. Facing the turtle that had 'rushed' in front of him, he took two steps back.
The turtle classmate was stunned, and his turtle face was red. !
But I can't look at it! I am angry, and I continue to 'rush'.
Another five seconds passed.
Zhao Xiaoqian has no trace of anger left in his heart at the moment, even... Some want to laugh. Facing the turtle classmate who 'rushed' in front of him again, he took a few steps back very cruelly.
The turtle classmate was stunned again, and it looked at Zhao Xiaoqian dumbfounded. I took a look at the distance that was obviously greater than two meters this time...
"If you don't get tired of making silver, if you are greasy, you will make up for the young Haoxia Cangdi (I can't imagine that you are this kind of person, people like you will not end well)!!" After a while, the turtle classmate held back such a sentence.
"Poof..."Zhao Xiaoqian laughed. I can't stop laughing, it feels ridiculous and funny: "Hahaha....."
"Oh fuck!!! you agree with you, oh this is not greasy to cut Oh is like Wang Ba (fuck! If you have the ability, don't move, I can't kill you today, I am Wang Ba)!!" The turtle is angry, the blood is pouring into the pupils, and the head is humming and humming! But the sad thing is that no amount of earth-shattering anger can ignore the characteristics of the race, and the speed of its angry rush is still slow and pitiful.
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. It's my fault, don't be angry!" Zhao Xiaoqian couldn't bear to look at it, and said softly.
"No, no
"Don't you say that you are a divine beast, you have the bearing of a divine beast!" Zhao Xiaoqian hurriedly took two steps back and said.
The turtle was suddenly stunned when he heard the word divine beast, blinked his eyes, and looked at Zhao Xiaoqian in disbelief. "What do you say?"
"I said you have the bearing of a divine beast, okay?" Zhao Xiaoqian rolled his eyes and repeated.
"Ahem.. Well. It's not a good thing, oh just... There is a shop that does not prism (sorry, I just.. A little less calm). The tortoise sat up with two of them back, its head tilted aside, and its tone was strange... Shy?
Zhao Xiaoqian raised his eyebrows, expressing his incomprehension. But he didn't bother too much, and after seeing that the turtle had calmed down, he also sat opposite it. After thinking about it, his eyes suddenly lit up, and he asked eagerly: "You said that you are a divine beast? Could it be that you are the legendary divine beast Xuanwu who guards the side of the four elephants?"
"Hehe..." the turtle smiled slightly, and said indifferently: "No, no." ”
Zhao Xiaoqian .....
It's not why you're smiling, bastard!!
"Oh Nessen Dragon Uncle Word Meaning, Xingliu, Ming Youbaha, greasy slug Jiao Oh bear (I am one of the nine sons of Shenlong, line six, the name is Baxia, you can call me Xiongba). The turtle said proudly.
Zhao Xiaoqian narrowed his eyes, he .....
Didn't understand.
What did this thing just say?
What is Baha? What is a bear bar?