"Zhang Shiwen, now I'll tell you again: how to make the snake spirit appear. Pen ~ Fun ~ Pavilion www.biquge.info"

"Let the snake spirit appear. "I became timid again, thinking: I have watched "The Legend of the White Snake", and as soon as the snake appeared, it was quite scary.

"Zhang Shiwen, don't be afraid. This serpent spirit will be your servant from this day forward, and it will do what you say. The thousand-year-old female ghost comforted.

"Does it understand me?" I asked worriedly. I thought: If it doesn't listen to me and bites me, then I'm finished. I've been afraid of snakes since I was a child, and when I see them, I can only run away. Now, having a snake spirit as my servant cannot help but make me afraid and happy at the same time.

"Of course the snake spirit understands you, it is smarter than a man, more loyal than a dog, you will know in a while. The thousand-year-old female ghost pursed her lips and said, "To be honest, if I hadn't fallen in love with you, I wouldn't have been willing to let the snake spirit leave me." ”

"Then I thank you. I hurriedly said.

When the thousand-year-old female ghost saw me thanking her, she had a relieved look on her face. She complained: "I gave you a baby, and you finally received this love, otherwise, I would be very sad." People are so good to you, but you don't know what to do. ”

"I... I was wrong, don't care, I'm a person, my heart is too thick. I reviewed.

"Hmph, your heart is not rough, I see that you are very careful about Miao Siyu, no matter what happens, you will take her into account. At the end of the day, you still don't love me. The thousand-year-old female ghost said mournfully.

"Actually, I admire you very much and respect you very much. I said.

"I don't need any bullshit admiration or respect, I need love, you know?" said the thousand-year-old female ghost angrily.

I thought to myself: You can do whatever you want, but this "love" alone, I don't have it anymore. Because, my love has been given to Miao Siyu.

"I understand. I grinned and interrupted, "How did this snake spirit show up?"

Seeing me change the subject, the thousand-year-old female ghost glared at me fiercely, and said angrily: "Zhang Shiwen, I won't force you, I know, you love Miao Siyu deeply, but can't you give me a little love?"

"Meimei, please forgive me, I can't even give you half a cent of love. "I decided to tell the truth to the thousand-year-old female ghost, otherwise, she would have pestered me endlessly.

"Zhang Shiwen, you are really a ruthless man. The thousand-year-old female ghost stared at me angrily and said indignantly, "Can't you deceive me, just say that you can give me a little love." ”

"Meimei, you and I are friends, since we are friends, we can treat each other sincerely, how can I deceive you?"

"Zhang Shiwen, have you ever been in love?" the thousand-year-old female ghost suddenly asked.

"I... Of course I did. "I've only been in love once in my life, and that was the relationship with Qu Hui when I was in junior high school, but this kind of love is too young. In my sweet memories, only the **** who touched Qu Hui made me remember it the most. To be honest, I don't know much about women.

"I don't think you've been in a relationship. "The thousand-year-old female ghost tilted her head to look at me, as if she were looking at a visitor from outside the world.

"You... How can you tell?" I asked curiously.

"You can see it when you look at it. If you've ever been in love, you should know: women have to be coaxed. The so-called coaxing, of course, means saying good things. What woman doesn't like to listen to good words, even if the good words are fake, she still likes to listen to them. Moreover, women would rather let men say good things to deceive themselves than listen to sad truths. "The thousand-year-old female ghost seems to be a veteran of love.

"You mean: women like to hear lies?" I'm a little confused.

"That's right. Take you as an example, when I ask for your love, even if you don't want to give it in your heart, you should say yes. Although I know that you are lying, I will not be surprised. The thousand-year-old female ghost taught.

"Hee-hee... I'm an honest man, and I've never told lies since I was a child. I advertised myself.

"Never tell a lie? As soon as you hear it, you know that this is an outright lie, hmph! Let me tell you: A person or a ghost, whether he lives in the yang or the underworld, must tell lies, otherwise he will not survive. The thousand-year-old female ghost glared at me and said, "Think about it, I dare to say: you told a lie today." ”

I thought about it, what the thousand-year-old female ghost said was indeed true. There is some element of falsehood in what I just said to the ghost baby. For example: I pretend to be like the savior of Ah Ju and the ghost baby, but in fact, my selfish intention is to let Miao Siyu borrow the corpse to resurrect the soul.

I smiled awkwardly and admitted, "I did overload." ”

"Zhang Shiwen, you, you won't coax women at all. The thousand-year-old female ghost accused dissatisfied.

I smiled and thought to myself: I can't give a thousand years of female ghost a bit of love, it will definitely make her linger. It's better to marry her as a brother and sister, in this way, it can be regarded as making up for her.

Thinking of this, I asked, "Meimei, do you have a brother?"

The face of the thousand-year-old female ghost suddenly became gloomy, and she replied, "I am an only daughter. ”

"Do you want a brother?" I asked again.

The thousand-year-old female ghost understood the meaning of my words, and she asked happily, "Zhang Shiwen, are you willing to be my brother?"

I nodded and said, "Yes, I really want to have your sister, but I don't know what you think?"

The thousand-year-old female ghost jumped up and said happily: "Of course I do." ”

"That's good. From now on, I will be your brother. I said happily. I thought: The thousand-year-old female ghost is my sister, and she can help me with all her might.

I suddenly felt a little guilty, and I felt as if I was taking advantage of the millennium ghost.

"Brother Zhang, you just became my brother with such a sentence, it's too hasty. The thousand-year-old female ghost said with a frown.

"You mean you want to have a worship ceremony, right?" I remembered when I married my brother and sister with the little widow Ding Cuihua, and thought: This thousand-year-old female ghost is also very particular, which shows that she attaches great importance to worship.

"Of course. Brother Zhang, you must have watched "Romance of the Three Kingdoms", let's follow the procedure of Taoyuan's three righteousness. The thousand-year-old female ghost proposed.

"Okay. However, the procedure of drinking blood wine is exempted. "I know: demons have no blood.

The thousand-year-old female ghost thought for a moment and said, "Okay. ”

The thousand-year-old female ghost and I completed the worship ceremony in accordance with the procedures of the Taoyuan Three Knots.

I said to the thousand-year-old female ghost: "Sister, I will be your brother from now on, and if there is anything you need my help with, you just have to say." After saying this, I felt guilty again, thinking: The thousand-year-old female ghost is the "county master" of the underworld, where can she ask me. It's me, who needs her great help in Miao Siyu's resurrection of the corpse.

"Brother Zhang, what do you need your sister to do, don't be polite. The thousand-year-old female ghost said sincerely.