CHAPTER XIV
After waiting for a while, Shan Yufen returned to the school gate. Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. biquge。 As soon as Shan Yufen came back, Yu Kuiwu heard her scolding: "Zhang Yufa is really not a thing. ”
"What's going on?" Yu Kuiwu asked.
"Do you know that I didn't go to the river yesterday to look for iron?" Shan Yufen asked rhetorically.
Purple Flower: "yes." ”
Yu Kuiwu: "What's wrong?"
"Actually, I didn't find Tiezi at all yesterday," Shan Yufen stopped, looked at Zihua and Yu Kuiwu, and said angrily: "That Zhang Yufa found a broken fishing rod by the river, so he cursed Tiezi for breaking his fishing rod, and then went home, not caring whether Tiezi lived or died, only me and the villagers continued to look for Tiezi, and even the students of the academy were called by us." ”
"It's too much. Yu Kuiwu shook his head.
"Mom, what about the iron?" Zihua asked worriedly.
"What else can I do?" Shan Yufen said: "I can only go back and talk to the old village chief about this matter, and let the old village chief decide." ”
Yu Kuiwu and Zihua nodded.
In the playground, students and parents sat on the ground, and the opening ceremony began. An old man with a shiny head came to the stage, with a serious expression and a gorgeous suit, and introduced himself on stage: "Hello everyone, students, I am the vice president of Blue Sakura Academy, Lambert. ”
Voices from the loudspeakers echoed around the auditorium, and the words didn't have to be listened to to to know what they meant, so there was a scene in the audience: students playing poker in groups of twos, aristocrats letting servants make black tea and having a tea party with other aristocrats, children frolicking and chasing each other in the playground, and others sleeping on the grass with parasols propped up. So the stage and the stage are like two worlds, the vice principal's forehead is full of sweat beads, and the students and parents below are enjoying themselves, as if they are participating in a spring outing.
"Sister-in-law, try my biscuits. The blacksmith's wife in the nearby village handed a plate of biscuits to Shan Yufen.
"Ah, thank you, sister-in-law!" Shan Yufen accepted it with a smile, then picked up a plate of cheese and gave it to the blacksmith's wife, "Try the cheese made by me!"
Shan Yufen and the blacksmith's wife exchanged ideas, and Yu Kuiwu and Zihua were happily eating cheese and biscuits next to them.
"Sister, it's so troublesome to spread cheese on the biscuits, it's better to eat a mouthful of biscuits and a mouthful of cheese. Yu Kuiwu took a bite of biscuits and cheese, and said to Zihua.
"My silly brother, eating like this will stain your clothes. Zihua took out a handkerchief and wiped the corners of Yu Kuiwu's mouth, then smeared cheese on the biscuit and handed it to Yu Kuiwu, "Eat it, my sister will help you wipe it!"
"Sister, you are so good to me!" Yu Kuiwu held the cheese in one hand and the biscuit in the other, chewing something in his mouth, and leaned on Zihua's arms with moved eyes.
"Get out of the way, it's so hot, don't get so close. Zihua pushed Yu Kuiwu away, took out another biscuit, smeared cheese on it, took a bite herself, and said to Yu Kuiwu, "Are you thirsty?"
Yu Kuiwu swallowed the biscuits and cheese in his mouth, nodded, and said, "A little." ”
"Mom, can I get the biscuits for some sherbet to drink?" Zihua said to Shan Yufen.
"Ah, are you thirsty?" Shan Yufen asked, then picked up a plate of biscuits, put her hand on the pergola, and said confidently: "I'll go to the Feng family now to exchange some sherbets, let me see where their family is first." ”
As he spoke, Feng appeared with a jar of sherbet in his arms.
"Aunt Shan, this is the sherbet that my mother asked me to bring to you, it's all frozen!" Feng gave a jar of sealed sherbet to Shan Yufen, and Shan Yufen hurriedly hugged it. There were still droplets of water on top of the jar, and the sherbet had been frozen.
"Oh, Xiao Feng'er is really sensible, come on, come on, sit down and rest, try the biscuits made by your aunt first, and bring some back later." Shan Yufen said happily. When Yu Kuiwu saw Feng coming, he moved his butt to the side, vacating a place for Feng to sit down, Zihua just handed a piece of cheese-coated biscuit to Feng, Feng happily said thank you, Shan Yufen poured four cups of sherbet, the first cup was given to Feng first, and then Yu Kuiwu, Zihua and herself.
"How long is that man going to talk?" asked Yu Kuiwu to the three of them.
Feng shook his head and said, "I don't know, I used to hear my brother say that the longest time was until noon." ”
Purple Flower was surprised: "Huh?
Shan Yufen sighed: "This person is really good at talking. ”
Yu Kuiwu: "Awesome!"
Under the sun, the stage still reads things like: "...... Blue Sakura College adheres to the ...... of people-oriented and honest life", "we must keep ...... in mind"
In the audience, everyone was happy, and not far away, there was a child who was stripped of his pants by his partner, and his little brother was thrown in the wind, and he was caught by an adult and taught a lesson.
After two or three hours, the sweaty Lambert finally finished his speech and said, "Now I invite our king to speak." ”
Everyone in the audience still didn't relent, because everyone didn't care what Lambert was talking about, as long as the sound in the loudspeaker didn't stop, everyone continued to play.
King Mingshui came to the stage to give a speech, and Yu Kuiwu's family was playing poker. Yu Kuiwu lost the most, his face was covered with notes, and suddenly he saw a different person on the stage, raised his hand and pointed to the king above, and asked Zihua, "Sister, who is the fat one above?"
"Huh?" Zihua looked in the direction that Yu Kuiwu pointed, and above it was a person wearing a golden crown, two golden twist beards, and two thin legs with a round belly, Zihua didn't know who it was, and said to Shan Yufen: "Mom, there is a different person on the stage." ”
"Oh?" Shan Yufen was originally counting cards, but when she heard Zihua say this, she took a look, her expression immediately changed, and she hurriedly said to Zihua and Yu Kuiwu: "King!
Yu Kuiwu quickly lifted the note from his face and sat down on the ground; Zihua put away the poker and put the biscuits and drinks next to him into the basket; Shan Yufen hurriedly shouted in the noisy crowd, "The king is here!" Shan Yufen shouted to the side, and everyone was in a hurry.
The aristocrats quickly removed their snacks and tablecloths and let them be served, the students hurriedly threw down their pokers, beers, and books to tidy up their clothes, the barefoot children who ran barefoot were slapped twice on the ass by their parents and came back to sit down, and after a louder commotion, the playground fell silent suddenly.
“...... I hope that all the students will live up to the expectations of their parents, study hard, and forge ahead......" The king took the manuscript and read it, and suddenly found that it was quiet under the playground, so he took away the manuscript that blocked his face, revealed a square face, and said solemnly to the people: "Everyone, I still have half of the reading not finished, please continue!"
This greatly exceeded Yu Kuiwu's expectations! However, what was even more unexpected was what everyone should continue to do! The nobleman beckoned the servants to bring out dessert and make a pot of black tea again; the students poured beer and continued to toast, and a few students even took out musical instruments to improvise, and there were quite a few people involved; the children saw that the adults did not care about themselves again, so they frolicked in groups of threes and twos; and the playground returned to its original state...... After all, His Majesty still hasn't finished half of it!